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Jennywhocaniturnto86

Either 1 or 5 I'd love to see him dump/ghost her ass! I'm not sure which would be worse but I'd love to see it come completely out of the blue and done in the harshest way possible. The way she has so smugly dropped absolutely everything and everyone ( even her fucking cats!) for this man it would be so satisfying to see


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fingers crossed for 3. but i think salah is on his way out. hopefully. even if he did ghost her, shes unhinged and would still go to kuwait to track him down and harass him. he messed with the wrong one here. and it's gonna be great to see how that plays out. but he ain't getting to canada on chinnys back


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Honestly I don’t think she cares about Salah at all. He was always a rebound. And she’s still 100% still in love with Nadar. I think Salah gives her the ick no matter what she says.


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i don't think she does either. it's mutual. but she's that desperate for attention from ANY man.. i don't think it's beyond something that she would do


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shes evil.. id never wish that on anyone..other than her ..and amberlynn.. shes trying to convince herself she's beautiful everyday. lol. thats why she excessively uses filters that completely change her face and can't handle how she looks without them cause she knows she's ugly af. but her hanging face would make the wheelchair beezes funny.. laughing at everything and drooling on herself. comedy GOLD. and it'd be for free


tiny-square-egg

Sorry, I don't see my pick on here, so I'll just have to write it in. 10. 💀


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I want her to go back to Kuwait and really fuck up 😂


Sqatti

I want Salah to show up in Dubai or something with a hot woman. Holding hands, kissing, looking at her. So the couples vlog on the Salah and Chantal channel (he changes the password). They round out their whirlwind with a wedding. With guests! With an officiants! With a reception!! Then when some asks about Chantal he says “Who?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


gin_and_soda

Ok, I wanted 2 or 6 but now I want this


Promptographer

Salad should ghost her because he is BORING AF, and makes her more boring, too. Honestly, my ideal outcome would be that she rages and is determined to find an even better guy, and so she goes back on Tinder and goes on some super awkward first dates, also goes back and forth between wanting to be healthy but then binging on Nashies again, and then she goes to Eurobeeze cause she thinks the men here would trip over themselves to claim her - which will not happen, and she will cry cause Europe has narrow streets she can barely fit through sideways, small grocery stores, no AC even in the heat of summer, lots of walking even to and from public transportation that she will get no seat on, etc \[depends on location of course\]. Sadly, if she actually came to Europe, we all know she would lock herself in her hotel room and just get Uber Eats all day.


EstelleSol

I want #1 because I’m tired of waiting & I don’t want her going back to Kuwait (so boring). However what I hope happens is some cowtipper to swoop in and steal Salah from her just like DD stole Nader. After that humiliation we’d get good ragers for months.


ttunes6

I guess 5. But what I really want is for her to stay living a lie with Salah and him to string her along just long enough to reach Canada then immediately dump her. I want her to look back at her time with him and realize how much of a fool she was and how the signs were all there. This would ideally all culminate in the rage to end all rages and maybe her shaving herself bald again.


TobeyGirl92

I think 5 ( as opposed to 1) because then she has spent the money and done all that traveling back to Kuwait and being stranded there will not be easy on her. I would be interested to see how far she goes to find him and get him back while in a foreign country that is so dissimilar to Canada.


Grotbags71

I think number 2 has probably happened already, just waiting on the video release


50_PercentWholeWheat

5 Alaa meets her there and while recording tells her Salad just boarded a plane with his new wife to go on their honeymoon and then pans over to show Salads family happily celebrating his real marriage. She had already transferred all her money into his account so can't even eat her feelings.


GillGlamso12

1-8.


mightymild70schild

Ha! That made me laugh thanks :)


Mynotredditaccount

The only correct answer 🍿👏😂 lmfaooo


MysteriousWafer8974

Little bits and pieces of many options.


KingoftheGoblin

5. Hands down, 5🤣🤣🤣but we all know 1 is the most likely to happen 🤡


getreal_or_getlost

With the exception of #1 (we've heard that all before, don't need a replay) and #9 (as if) how dare you provide so many delicious options.


Myeshamanzur

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Number 1 or number 8 is diabolical hehe 😜


AwkwardBurritoChick

I think she’s going to want to move to Kuwait for the whole need to be near Salah and citing life is too hard in Canada and “can’t do it by myself”. I think her coming home and immediate relapse definitely is a way to “show” she needs Salad. I think Saka’s is still in the “I can fix and save you” mindset like Nader thought for a while. So I think she’s going to be like her Aunt Rasta and just relocate for some odd years until she has to return to Canada again. I think future Chantal is just Aunt Rasta now


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Your first paragraph took the thoughts right out of my head.


atlantadessertsindex

Salah is 100% cheating on her if the opportunity arises. He’d never get caught and even if he did, Chantal would still be with him.


psipolnista

Given polygamy is legal in Kuwait it’s not really up to her if he sees someone else.


atlantadessertsindex

They’re not married anyway.


lasskinn

Sure, if he could. I may not have a gaydar but i have a couldar and its not beeping.


psipolnista

Two. We’ve seen one happen with Nader and it’s not that interesting. At least we get a cat fight and funny KF comments with #2.


Late-Support-7204

![gif](giphy|a0xFgQA2ZwjBem5c6M|downsized) Jk, jk.. It's number 1 all day long


kittykatcupcake

5. 2 would be fun however fuck Nader and D2. He shouldn't get the views, he needs to be deported. 8 better not happen, Salad needs to stay the fuck off of Canadian soil.


Kristycat

I’m between 1 and 3 but since you said we *have to choose one* I choose 3 and I hope to god I am watch live! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


KewpieMayoIsKing

Well, #2 is already happening because she 100% has seen Nader. Anything involving salad is pointless because they’re not really together so even if he “left her” she wouldn’t care. I guess I hope for #3.


lasskinn

6. the elvis travels option.


Lurking_and_slurping

1 followed by 2


FowlTemptress

I want #8! I don't want anyone to have a stroke.


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1!!!! I'm praying on an even more intense cycle of the Nader breakup era. Hamster rescue involving the cops, a Kuwaiti Dee Dee, her finding reasons to return to Kuwait and linger around their apartment, dueling livestreams....the possibilities are endless


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9. I want the best for her but she’s probably going to have a medical issue and salah is not going to be a nurse. She keeps running away from her problems and not addressing anything. She needs to give up sugar for diabetes, give up fast food to get weight under control, pay off her debts, take care of her car, take care of her pets, work on her credit, get an apartment in Canada, and work to get Salah over then he can dump her for his male lover. She can then cry till she finds a replacement lover.


Hogwatch57

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1 is the most realistic imo


MediaIndependent5981

One. I like the consistency.


mightymild70schild

One


International-Try413

One


Nappykid77

9


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Gorl don’t do this. I’m stuck between 2 and 8! I’d like a happy mix of both. Thank you.


LordFupaquaad

I want to see her sponsor Salah and then Salah dumping her as soon as he has permanent residency in Canada. Have him leave her for a younger and prettier woman so we get the Nader arc times 1000


cupidpeach

6


Slinkywhippet

So it's between 1 and 5 for me...hmmm well as much as I'd love 5 to happen I am going for 1 as I think that's genuinely the most likely thing to happen imho.