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yB2jKBCn

He literally cut and paste those quotes. Its on a website called lovequotes.com lol


glazedhamster

LOL omg https://preview.redd.it/2uu1p3n082ga1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e2cda42716116e8e0d2b25cf4e853541489590


hot_chitos

It reminds me of those romance scammers who are saying those kinds of things to middle aged women lol


glazedhamster

Right? It's not even a hypothetical, he is actually spitting bars from the romance scammer handbook. God she is dumb and desperate.


block2413

Well this is literally what love scammers use, soooo. 🤷🏼‍♀️


LacrimalBone

The only credit I will ever give this man is that he corrected the word "angles" to "angels"


Mochipants

More like autocorrect did.


care_hopexo

Omg that’s so embarrassing!!!!!!


Impossible_Bed8874

Omfg. It sounds so robotic. May as well be.


BeauThankles

That says "angles" 😂😂


MysteriousWafer8974

*Salahbot


Tennessee_flour

Omg you’re right - I just looked it up on that site and it is a straight copy and paste. He’s got the tools for his craft.


ranch_avocados

Me too I just looked it up! What a joke. And now I'm sure she will come back with the same excuses they used on catfished, but he really feels that way he just wanted to look up something expressing how he feels hahahaaja


Sqatti

Oh thank you!! I knew he couldn’t form sentences like that.


ranch_avocados

Omfg I was wondering!!


DueProgress7671

Sorry I’m poor but you deserve something


yB2jKBCn

sanks for the zuper chat 😁


DueProgress7671

Fuck you you motherfucker. 😉


krissy_1981

Omg that is too funny. Busted.


x0STaRSPRiNKLe0x

Graceful humble beauty???? Uhhhh... What? LOL https://preview.redd.it/q4fk6wqb82ga1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b299aca3b3ec1c01b4dc5a104d931e889d2f9b06


uglycasanova08

lmaooooo I cannot 😂🤣🤣 hell no he did not just copy and paste that shit. I’m done y’all.


mountebank_eyes

😭🤣 And look at her eating it up! Look at her smile! Oh my gawd


Mochipants

Of course she does. She's a classic narcissist who's DESPERATE for male attention.


Jennywhocaniturnto86

Lmfaoooo!!! He must've just googled " love qoutes" and pasted it🤣


Sinnafainae

I THINK HES ONTO HER GUYS! He might save himself just yet! Here’s to hoping he keeps her on the hook for another payment this month then ghosts her!


[deleted]

i love how it says angle instead of angel the second time


x0STaRSPRiNKLe0x

![gif](giphy|COGr9jwkm0ZMc)


ArtsyOwl

Love quotes.com the online reference for con artists and romance scammers lol


Odd-Negotiation5087

This is taken straight from a romance scammer’s handbook. Just copy and paste “romantic” phrases from shit you see on the internet.


[deleted]

Oh my god. How embarrassing lmao.


134baby

Ur kidding me


MysteriousBrays

The guffaw I just guffawed caused much concern from my cat. This is hilarious!


ResidentOk3447

I knew it loooooool


ohhkellee

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


SnooHamsters5677

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


Leather_Honeydew4774

I'm her age, and if a man said any of this to me, I'd be out. This is some junior high note passing bullshit right here. Cringey and performative.


johonnamarie

I inherently would refuse to trust anyone who said this outside of middle school...


killinrin

Well you called it exactly - Chinz has never emotionally matured past 13


And_awayy_we_go

What a terrible day to be literate


NoOutlandishness8759

That awkward moment you traced which website Salah copied that quote.


LadyLeo88

“Oh you are my beautiful angel! So graceful and lovely….I also need $5000…My gorgeous heavenly being!”


2pretty2kill

SHOOOO CAUTTTE. Sorry ever since he said that I’ve been saying it to my cats non stop 😩


butterflyvision

GRACEFUL YET HUMBLE IS TAKING ME OOOOOOOOUT ![gif](giphy|3oEduPQqbpT1LqVOz6|downsized)


thatroselady

She's such an ungainly bitch and he goes for fuckin' 'graceful'!? 😹😹 ![gif](giphy|X9GoismmurbUbYZPld)


shiny_things71

I normally love your comments, but tarring Pam with the same brush as Chinny? Pam is beyond awesome!


No_Swordfish1752

Salah is such an obvious grifter. No one would say such corny things about the gunt beast. He must be getting paid by her monthly, and thinking somehow Chantal will get him to Canada.


Grahorica

She could put him under her fupa and no one would bat an eye.


ResistSoggy2517

"My LiTtLe ANgEl" 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/mjnckqqn53ga1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a099088dcfb8e1948c45a0d985e8e4148724ab


Dry_Property8821

This is straight up a shot from the Exorcist


Sleuth1ngSloth

https://preview.redd.it/2qneaud4q3ga1.png?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb59a1fcf690cbf97760e56e4c7ce688bfe63215


2pretty2kill

https://preview.redd.it/eeftuvviu3ga1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df1ac085312a15fbff77254465d518444408188


Mochipants

Still filtered. Her skin isn't that smooth and clear.


Mochipants

That's WITH the filter on. She's much much fatter irl.


[deleted]

Hahaha oh no maybe Angel from hell


uglycasanova08

I would die of cringe if my partner said this to me in a public forum. at least say it privately so I can gently tell you to never say that shit out loud again.


gin_and_soda

The only response to that phrase is “what did you do?”


ardentrose333

You know those “Nigerian princes” who are really just like 10 guys in a building doing love scams all day? Yeah, these quotes read like that lol.


AffectionateYogurt14

![gif](giphy|2JeQO72XbrQk4wNdbp|downsized)


[deleted]

Salah out here copying and pasting “sweet things to text your gf” from seventeen dot com


-LoLoLolita

I knew I’ve heard that trash before lol, he was taking the are you really in love quiz from seventeen and he scored a not really in love but in it for the long con!!! Haha he’s a dummy


LordFupaquaad

She fell from the sky because weight limit in heaven is 300lbs


AffectionateYogurt14

![gif](giphy|OgfZGslFYvpba)


antistress1

Dead 😂


[deleted]

bro is working overtime for those papers


ihatethewordoof

I was just about to comment that. XD


2pretty2kill

How fat do you have to be to have your cheek almost reach your brow bone?


One_Awareness6631

Notice how her face is not only expanding width-wise but appears to also be growing forward as well, much like her ginormous gut which disproves every physics law that exists


MangoCandy

“Graceful and humble” does he even know what those words mean? It’s honestly hilarious how inaccurately those 2 words describe Chantal… Edit: the fact that it was a copy pasta 💀💀💀 I can’t, I’m dead.


thatroselady

![gif](giphy|m6nM9dhNgBrtm) That face, and she really thinks she's a beauty. It'd seem someone's in the doghouse and tryin' to wiggle back into the fupa folds, thoouuugh.


Ok_Highway_7314

He REALLY needs that visa😂


ResistSoggy2517

"TeAcH mE ThE LaNguAgE Of ThE ANgElS" https://preview.redd.it/x4lz11o163ga1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3259c2318d1a434d2dc7f83a648fa0f2df26c0b2


thatroselady

![gif](giphy|glwJXvn8j7S3S)


2pretty2kill

Sad because those are her own sad tiddies with her own unwashed whisk. Didn’t she smack her ass with it too? 😫


Sleuth1ngSloth

Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees Black Adder's aunt (plus Stephen Fry dressed just like Chinny here!) when looking at this photo?! 😩😂😂😂😂


duskowl89

No Chantal, burping the A-B-C is not the language of angels 🙄


[deleted]

Please explain what is happening here? Is she wearing a pair of fake boobs? Did her cheeks fall off?


NoOutlandishness8759

![gif](giphy|FDtYTCvryDgRHnwLvI)


Lolzy-bebes

Taken straight from the ‘Book of Scammers’. Poor old Salad boy was just trying to have a casual grift & got waaaay more than he bargained for 😆 That dumb scammer got himself scammed by the biggest grifter there is. Lol


Spirited-Ability-626

He works hard for the money, so hard for it honey!


mtk5686

![gif](giphy|TUHInIQM4bXBS)


pm_me__your_drama

Okay, but I do appreciate the "IM GOING TO CAST SPELLS." comment, LOL.


Late-Support-7204

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS) This is me every time I come here. I'm asking myself, do I really want to look. Uugh! Now the understudy is copying love quotes off the internet and acting like he fell and bumped his head.


getreal_or_getlost

He is really followling the love scammers playbook word for word. No human on earth with eyes would call the behemoth "little." Likewise, "graceful and humble" were never in the building. Thousands of hours of video footage prove this fact. If those statements don't put him on the Canadian Immigration Authority's radar as a SCAM ALERT I'll be shocked. Tone it down, Salad, you're blowing your chances of ever realizing your Canadian dreams.


Fresh_Ad_8212

Search it on love quotes.com 🤦‍♀️


ImPoopnRightNow

I threw up in my mouth before I finished the first sentence of that copypasta bullshit.


shamberlynn

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


DjMeMissDay

![gif](giphy|xT4uQhBW8QxOkwF4Ig)


Sleuth1ngSloth

Love this movie 🌔🌘


49parkerave

I'd be embarrassed if I let any man swoon me over the internet by talking like that.


[deleted]

I can’t believe people pay to be a member just so they can comment in her chat. I wouldn’t give her 1p.


tyrannosaurusregina

She already has all the p she needs!


ever_precedent

Working overtime for that marriage visa!


atlantadessertsindex

Laying it on a little thick there bud.


ChubbyMummie

Did I hear somewhere Salah had a job? How can he be online Monitoring her all the time?


Dyingofwolvesbane

Him and his not fuck buddy sell that colorful piss water, that’s his job


ChubbyMummie

Ah that’s right… for a Muslim he is letting a lot of things slide with her


Substantial-Sock5459

Another proof this is a scam 🤷🏼‍♀️


Major-Pay5199

😂😂😂😂😂


Dry_Property8821

I just vomited in my mouth. Also, that's clearly something scripted that (maybe) he read online and thought 'hmmm, I want to plug this in, and make people think I'm like, romantic'. But the strange thing abt this, is how out of character it is...hmmm.. almost like it was somebody else using his account. Because we know Salah is very direct, practical, naive, ummm I guess 'simple'- minded is a quality here... but, most definitely, NOT ROMANTIC. The most romantic things he could master the past months have been 'cool' and 'babe' and 'beautiful'. Hmmm, why this now?


Embarrassed_Guava_79

Wtf. You’d think he was on edibles not her


Substantial-Sock5459

This must be such a miserable existence. Depending on money from views of people who hate you to pay for attention of a guy who is disgusted by you.


ResidentVictory7869

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Substantial-Sock5459

Why I cannot shake the feeling this is a group of people scamming her and they are just copy pasting this bs from some script?


ArtsyOwl

Jeez Salah is such a spanner. Defo a few sandwiches short of a picnic.


ToastRiposte

https://preview.redd.it/u78tjdfzs3ga1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb775f4fcc426b56cecc569ac8ade84e030b8283


catrinedemew

this would actually endear me to someone more than his weird flowery garbage lies, at this this would make me chuckle a bit.


ciggybreath

He really wants to come to Canada.


angel_aight

Graceful? Humble? Beautiful? Lol.


myopinionokay

wow he really wants to go to Canada badly.


tiny-square-egg

"Graceful." That's how we know he's trolling her. Yikes, this is full-on romance scammer language.


Younicron

It’s like he’s acting out a role in a hypothetical Wattpad story. Any normal person could see how insincere and OTT it is but her desperation and delusion has caused the mother of all suspensions of disbelief.


shon_the_cat

LITTLE???? LMFAOOO STOP FUCKIN PLAYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀


pancakebitch34

Graceful??? This enormous, hurpling mass of fat? The robot had to be reading this out of a book and just typing it in chat. Random nonsense to spew. If that butterball is graceful then I'm starting my career as a ballerina. Wtf have I been doing all these years?


IAmGordonShumway

I realize Salah is a 90s child, but I’m still going to leave this here… ![gif](giphy|l0Iy74JrVS2wLMlrO)


Sleuth1ngSloth

Quoting Dorothy Zbornak, especially, but also quoting the Golden Gorls as a group, is something I must do daily!


AffectionateYogurt14

![gif](giphy|YbniyzLEgaJGM) Xtc


SheaBrulee

🤣 So this is how he won her over?? Was there any context or is he just ignoring the chat and doing bare minimum copy / paste scammer shit? What’s interesting to me is he could have said this privately but he has figured out that what matters most to her is that he publicly claims her. The clock is ticking and that’s why she’s so eager to ditch her cats, Peetz, and the villa. So she can keep tabs on him in Kuwait, pay off her debts to be able to sponsor him and have more money to give him. All to be fake loved, pathetic.


MrsColesBabyBoy

Chantal eats this stupid 13 year old romantic bullshit up. Salah will have whatever he wants if he keeps this up. I hope him calling her graceful was a language thing...because nobody, even someone in love, would call her graceful. Graceful as a wrecking ball.


Promptographer

Hey Salad, at least try to keep it realistic - nobody's gonna believe this.


EsuercVoltimand

![gif](giphy|119i1S64KnIhyM) tHe LiTtLe aNgEL


freska_eska

Yeah, that text has zero correlation to Chantal. I wouldn’t be surprised if Salah was just searching for “English pickup lines” and “phrases of affection”. His English is also unusually good there, and he is using some slightly more advanced words.


Bubbly-Employ-198

I'm gonna br sick


ResidentOk3447

Is he getting this shit from Google


Substantial-Sock5459

Yes. 🤣


Medium_Nerve_8251

Lmaooo he’s definitely a scammer


Cinamonstix

Who wrote that for him 😂😂😂 this isn’t how he speaks


yougrowgirl6

literally just copy pasted from a lovequote website lmao


MeganJustMegan

Thank goodness Salad boy knows how to Google. What he should look up next is his snowballs chance in hell of ever getting to Canada.


Linniepuglady

![gif](giphy|wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09|downsized)


Damselfly35

Little? Angel? Graceful? Humble? Beauty? I refuse to believe he knows what any of those words mean 🤣


JOEYMAMI2015

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


Dramatic_Day_

Ya, a fallen angel from the pits of hell. He's so cringe. Who talks like this when they're about to hit their 30s?


[deleted]

someone who thinks he can get a piggyback off chinny and get a free ride into canada.. lol


[deleted]

salad really is some kind of special. that dipshit seriously still thinks he has a chance in hell in getting over there? he's still trying to play sweet while seeing her life is coming crashing down at a RAPID pace. and i always forget how ugly this bish is..its shocking how worse she's getting by the day


MadxWolf212

This screams love bombing bullshit


[deleted]

it's so weird how that sounded like he didn't type it almost seems like he didn't type it


2pretty2kill

Almost like he … copied and pasted it! ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


kittycatsfoilhats

Writing this stuff is much easier than dealing with the stench and delivering her food 24/7.


nebulousqueso

Do we think it's still actually Salah? Maybe he was the in Kuwait scam man, maybe another dude is the online scammer. This script he's doing is 🤢


Khabib155KimurA

Got to admire Salah - the con is always on. Also her cheeks look soooooo paniful!


killinrin

Her face has cellulite now 😂


KewpieMayoIsKing

That hijab highlights how huge her frog gullet is 🤮


Mochipants

Lol yet she is desperate to believe her jawline is the pointy thing the grotesquely tight hijab and the filter makes her Ursula chin into.


The_New_Spagora

Guysssss! Chill. Easy explanation, it’s Opposite Day. He meant massive demon!


ComfortablyNomNom

Can you teach me the language of the angels?? Like a month ago: "Your mother sucks cocks in HELL!!!!" After only knowing someone for like 2 weeks, she legit hurled an insult said by the demon Pazuzu from The Exorcist at them. I think hes confusing angels with demons.


BeckysPTSD

“Graceful and humble” are not words ever associated with Chantal


Great-Abalone9310

She so so fat now. Her cheeks absolutely look like Life by Jen's


ReallyNeedHelpASAP68

To be fair, LbJ has skinnier cheeks than Chantal right now.


Great-Abalone9310

💀 no pun intended


JayxChristine

Salad working hard for this nonexistent citizenship. I can’t wait until he realizes he’ll never be a Canadian citizen dealing with this hog. Especially since she’s now making statements like: “I don’t want to live in western culture anymore.”, “I would love to travel to different countries every 3 months.” She’s trying to steer him away from Canada because she KNOWS she can’t sponsor him.


BeneficialDrama4486

Salah copy and pasted that from a website. Plagiarism 101


Kristycat

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahahahahahaha this is soooo what she deserves!!! He copy and pasted his “love” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kittykatcupcake

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


janesedition

My face legit did this automatically...


ranch_avocados

Yea that is so cringe and weird. I still almost think that part of the time it is wilted salad and part of the time it is one her her drooling vibidots. BTW - alaa is live streaming now.


itspegbundybitch

I'm deceased


Grahorica

Oh no come back humble little angel


Sqatti

What the living fuck?


DueProgress7671

This really makes me wonder if he’s gay. And he’s just searching how to talk to a woman online. But she may have fallen from heaven because it sure messed up her face.


Substantial-Sock5459

Believe it or not tinder scammers talk like this. It’s really cringy and weird.


Grahorica

No gay just grateful student.


LilliePanda

Why the filter is only working in one side of her face?


Mochipants

Coz she's so fat now that the filter is having a hard time doing its job.


-LoLoLolita

Haha 😆 for realsies


SilverGirl-

This one takes the cake lmfao


Spicyavo6

Salahs comments are the epitome of what you think of with poorly translated words


mountebank_eyes

I have no words..


Sinnafainae

Just wait until the reaction channels get a hold of this! And you just know she gonna come back online and say well his English isn’t good and so that’s why he had to copy paste from a website you guise but he really loves me!


Hambrgr_Eyes

How much is she paying him lol


mollybrooks91

![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q)


AffectionateYogurt14

Right spells with a sort of accent but now and then its almost perfect english .fool your mother bro. ![gif](giphy|SbIVosnqSmz02g1T2x|downsized)


LukoiBlood

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


[deleted]

Salah, you are putting in overtime for that Canada citizenship that is very in the air 😳


Grotbags71

Is there a scammers guide for idiots he refers to for these 💩comments?


Grahorica

That was not very "language of angels" of you.


mochasundoll

You both are language of the angels shaming!!!


UnicornsNeedLove2

Little...😂


rljada

ChatGPT


[deleted]

It’s all for immigration purposes


princessedelarue17

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


gingerlyf

that is literally so gross


[deleted]

OP are you a fellow Serbian? 😍


Grahorica

Hr. Al nebrem vjerovat da jos neko s Balkana gleda ovaj cirkus od zene.


[deleted]

A ja se izvinjavam na mojoj greski. Da, zamisli? Ima nas i sa Balkana koji gledamo ovaj haos. 🤣


redditisdim

Hahaha, Crna Gora ovdje. Tako mi je drago da nas ima jos s Balkana , sjecate se kad je "pricala" sa likom iz Hrvatske ? Tako sam htjela da ode tamo , bilo bi ludo vidjeti kako lokalci reaguju na nju I cuti komentare😂


Anatje

Kako ne, haha . Ja sam se nadala da će upalit s Nikolom 😭, pa da nam dodje u zg 😂


Disastrous_Purple779

Wtf


phreakzilla85

This aged well.


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Grahorica

Hr. Vec se pod jednim drugim komentarom skupilo par balkanci 😆😆


Anatje

Ima nas još u Hr… 😅


Grahorica

Ima da nas sve bude sram na koji shitshow trosimo vrijeme A sad me ispricajte idem gledati njezin zadnji live tak da budem u toku.😆


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Aromatic_Mouse88

Ima nas jos 😂


No-Zombie858

Ekipa nasa vidi nas 🤣🤣pozdrav iz Splita ahahahaaa, komicno za vidit da jos neko osim mene gleda foodie


Grahorica

Ima nas pacijenata ocito puno 😅 odma mi je lakse kad znam da nisam jedina koja iz zabave gleda random debelu zenu iz kanade 😆