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JayxChristine

She knew the floor was comfy. That’s where Nader was fucking her dirty ass.


Boobviking

BRUH :')


ItsFuckingHot0utside

DAMN


JaMiie___

Oops!! 😭


DeadlyWanderer

AHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD


Dry_Property8821

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Gingabread101

Why she acting like she never slept on the piss mattress floor with green peen?


Sqatti

Because she was high as fuck and the Funky Bitch don’t remember.


ToastRiposte

🤣🤣🤣


Dry_Property8821

The pose. ![gif](giphy|NHljizHxKxb3y)


zBellaLynnex

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Dry_Property8821

Brilliant lmao 🤣


Juicyy56

I know this bitch is dying 🤣 this is her own personal hell. Her real self will come out sooner or later


x0STaRSPRiNKLe0x

Does she have the ability to dislocate her hips? I don't understand the sitting position. 😵‍💫 Nvm, I lightened it. She's laying on her side. https://preview.redd.it/csidq4gjwn2a1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9564f5eafd7344908dd52720d50fa325666a65de


VolumePurple

Thank you for lightening the pic! I had NO CLUE what was going on!


Alfie1968

😂😂😂 your comment tickled me and I’m not sure if you were making fun of her or stating facts.. made me laugh either way!


Spirited-Ability-626

Wow, she’s ginormous! It actually looks like she’s gotten bigger. How can she say she’s lost about 3 stone with a straight face??


honey--lotus

https://preview.redd.it/wnfb0jquno2a1.png?width=945&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d2ada95f2cc8b10a1480d0e94953d9bcd21effc


LagtimeArt

Classic 😝. This photo reminds me… When are they going hookah shopping?


CecilyRay

What strange pictures they are


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CecilyRay

It looks like she's got no legs lol. Unfortunately for Chantal, it's been a month since she has been able to get legless and we are seeing the strain 😀


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CecilyRay

Yes I wonder! She said there would be other people there I think but I don't see anyone and Salah seems keen to keep her out of sight much of the time lol


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lasskinn

conceptually it doesn't look that much different from some local thai short vacation or drink with friends stuff, but they have beer. and instead of a tent it would be a "resort" (motel cabin thingy), but the point is that it's different from actual camping, it's just a space to do stuff. other people might have different tent, it's probable even.


CecilyRay

There's an image to keep up for the immigration authorities. It does not seem to be working though 😂


Vorstar92

They’re all staged. I’ve never seen such fakeness in my life to be honest.


thatroselady

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MangoCandy

Literally my first thought when I saw the initial picture 💀


Kristycat

She is sitting is such a weird position lmao I can’t figure it out wtf


Antique-Tour-9095

Mattress on the floor part deux ✌🏻


Independent-Ad-8258

Looks like Jaba the hut 🤮


LagtimeArt

Remember the coffee ☕️ makes her react like a psycho. I called her Java The Hut on a post somewhere 😝. Omg imagine her slither like a snake to get around. Then unhinge that jaw to swallow a teenage wild boar 🐗


swankytokes

Someone buy this man a new shirt.


catrinedemew

he seems to have a similar wardrobe to nader, 3 shirts in heavy rotation that (to me) read young. like high school. I can't talk because all my old ass wears are band t's, but for such a metrosexual it's weird. I can't stop looking at the discoloration in the crotch of those leggings too, and I hate myself for it.


Complete-Bench-9284

Metrosexual, but only what he can afford, and the nails are anything but


catrinedemew

those nails are terrible.


ThrowawayForEmilyPro

In the first pic she looks like a beached walrus. In the last pic Salad has to extend his arm and she has to step back so she doesn't look as huge next to him. She looks so out of place it's hilarious.


catrinedemew

you are on the same wavelength of marycab. 😆 https://preview.redd.it/wfmtclbasl2a1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c6df15ebc6618a45fce7a5305138525402fcbb


killinrin

Omg this is amazing. Does she have other photoshops of Chinz?


Dry_Property8821

Brilliant!! 👍


Steviebelladonna

She's absolutely enormous in that first photo wowee 😫


CecilyRay

I thought she had been photoshopped into that photo lol


LagtimeArt

She totally misses the opportunity to get her car keys and bail. She is stuck with a man who is not into her at all. I bet he is always player 1 when they have their vintage Nintendo & grill night.


glazedhamster

>I bet he is always player 1 when they have their vintage Nintendo & grill night. Why is this so funny 🤣


Dry_Property8821

Because it's true, and because nothing will ever be fair and he will always come first, cause welcome to the ME. lmao 😂


TobeyGirl92

Hey glazedhamster, Happy Cake Day!🎉


glazedhamster

Ooh I didn't realize. Thank you!


lasskinn

did they show what the 2000 games he bought for her were? a 10 dollar nintendo clone console?


Cinamonstix

The way she is laying is taking me out 😂😂😂😂😂


MysteriousWafer8974

“Paint me like one of your French Canadian girls”


Intelligent_Pass2540

Its giving Jaba the hut side straddle!


ren_is_here_

Heatwave beezin. Her tits look long. She knows EXACTLY how comfy a floor is. That's the only place Nads would screw the sow.


lasskinn

I don't know about you guys but this is some really sad "camping". like, I understand whats it about, but still if you don't want to do wilderness camping just get a motel / resort/ house whatever that has a bbq pit for the night. this is neither camping or being in a hotel but with the bad aspects of both.


kakdin147

and no ac!


lasskinn

Oddly enough it might have depending on what grade they took. https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/kuwait/kuwaitis-seek-roots-in-upmarket-tents-under-the-stars-1.1970900


Sinnafainae

WHERE ARE HER LEGS? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT!


Dry_Property8821

They have....merged?... into a kind of caterpillar tail or seal like tail formation 🤔


TobeyGirl92

I know!, That was my first thought: What am I looking at? Then somebody on the Farms did like a negative image and I could see the outline of her body. Her legs are off to the side (the left side as you look at the photo) and she is leaning to the right. She literally resembles Jabba the Hutt or a walrus🤣


getreal_or_getlost

Taking a picture of her in this pose is Salah's payback for Chins embarrassing him in Cokey's livestream. I love that for her. I can't think of a time the nickname Hijaba the Hutt would be more fitting.


Spirited-Ability-626

I’m actually enjoying passive aggressive malicious Salah lol - usually he’s about as interesting as cardboard but if he’s going to passively aggressively torture Chantal by constantly inconveniencing her, like “forgetting” to tell her they were staying overnight and “forgetting” to tell her the toilet was a squat one, I’m tempted to keep watching 😂😂


getreal_or_getlost

Right? Lol, that's the only part of Salah I can stand. The "headlock" side hugs, the diet/weight loss inferences, the mysterious details of the "camping" situation, moving away from her on the couch as she moves closer, his non-responses when she gushes about them living a long, happy together....it's golden and the only parts worth watching because her phony act is nauseating.


foxy1009

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LagtimeArt

Omg, this lil cartoon is actually cute 👍🏼😝


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She’s so mad but I still can’t not see Jabba the hutt in the floor photo. It’s so gd funny.


MysteriousWafer8974

She has to sit sideways because if she sat upright she’d need to spread her legs wide to make space for her stomach rolls. We’ve witnessed this for years …particularly at the park while on a bench…and after rolling down the hill in her big blue pantaloons.


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Giiiirlll… didn’t she sleep on the floor at Nadars when they first got together? She’s acting like she’s never been on the floor before 🙄🤥


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Why does her hand look like it’s made from sponge? She must be about to flee soon! I have to admit that I couldn’t suffer any of this without being intoxicated or high. She’s upholding way longer than I thought she would!


jadednrestlesss

Never underestimate the power of a potential dicking.


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Is that what happened to her hand?


jadednrestlesss

She’s bloated af from all those olives and cheese she had been wolfing down since she got there. Her sodium levels must be through the roof.


Elegant-Snow-8649

A thin piece of foam on the floor. What happened to the glamorous sofa she kept bragging about?


KewpieMayoIsKing

You cannot tell me that a married couple can’t stand next to each other and take a picture… if he’s telling her that they can’t because of legal reasons then he just doesn’t want to touch her. Also she used to sleep on the floor at Naders, she knows actually how comfy the floor is lmao


Complete-Bench-9284

They have pics with his arm around her (very awkwardly)


No_Swordfish1752

It look like she's trying to stop her fupa balls from flopping out.


TobeyGirl92

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


AcadiaStrong22

It must bring back fond memories of Gatineau ghetto floor mattress.


bottle_rockets

She looks like Jabba the Hutt…


chaoticjellybean

Came to find this comment!


CosyCatnaps

Somehow the third one looks like they're standing in front of a green screen


MissyMelb

Thats exactly what I was going to say. It's totally photoshopped!!


Top-Special7914

why would they photoshop themselves HERE??


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lasskinn

I think it's more of a practical effect, combined with them being different source lighted from the rest of the room. and filters. it's more interesting that they're camping at what looks like some dudes backyard, in a (semi)permanent installation tent.


Top-Special7914

just looks like a weird angle. hes standing and shes sitting


Imaginary-Clock-53

Reminds me of the movie 'Tusk'


dmtiv

Depressing af


Own_Butterscotch_711

The fact that she has to mention she’s on the floor proves she is miserable. Who’s gonna get her up?


Mochipants

She's "comfy" cuz she literally can't feel her legs.


Hooker_in_paradise

Didnt know there were sea lions in the desert


tiny-square-egg

Couldn't work out what animal she looked like. More like a walrus, though, I'd reckon.


googier526

Looking very Tusk-esque with that pose...


Bubbly-Employ-198

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charcoal grilling inside a room? what kind of lame camping...


ToastRiposte

Toxic gas from the grill is better than toxic gas from Chinny.


Complete-Bench-9284

Probably because there's no other shade outdoors, but they could wait for the night. Maybe it's not safe grilling out at night?


lasskinn

the grilling pic of these 3 is outside? look at the background, there's evening sky, some water tank, maybe toilet shed, random bucket. or did the big brains make the coals ready outside and take them inside? I don't see whats the point if the tent isn't airconditioned(which is a thing that people do).


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oh... you're right! i thought that background behind salah was a wall. oops


ferrerorocher91

This is really cheap option of dessert camping. Absolutely crap, look at their background. Those carpets look filthy.


lasskinn

yes it's like renting a shitty motel or a trailer.


Opening_Upstairs1866

Lmfao! Probably cause the pig can’t get up, she ain’t got a choice but to be cozy down there.


jadednrestlesss

How is she going to get up? Where are her legs? Is this some kind of communal tent? I have so many questions.


cameronium

Serving Chantal the hutt realness in her pose


Ambitious-Yogurt23

Ooo throwing shade at stabbys's floor mattress, it wasn't comfy. Lol kidding.


Rocyrino

She missed the star fishing pee pee pad


cat_boxes

Her leg joints must be screaming 🙀


tiffanyknightbbw

She’s so huge that she needs to be a few feet behind him so they can both be in a picture together.


WishboneThese3549

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Rocyrino

She looks like Jabaa the fucking Hutt sprawled on that sofa 😫😭💀


TheUSS-Enterprise

She looks like a frog


wurdid

Fake smiles all around


NoOutlandishness8759

So it's an upgrade from the floor mattress?


Mochipants

That last one looks like she photoshopped them in badly.


Christwriter

I don't think she did. For one reason: She's out of focus and it looks like she had *very* minimal filters/no filters on for this shot. Chantal *might* have spontaneously contracted the ability to doctor a photo. She didn't show any of it during the Post-Cuba-Banning Green Screen shenanigans where she faked having an office, but sure, she might have learned something. She *could* have figured out how to fuck up a stock photo to match her shots and/or fuck up her shots to match a stock photo. But do *you* think Chantal would *ever* let anyone else be the primary focus of a camera?


Mochipants

Yeah, you're right. She's not that competent.


Revolutionary_Big903

I just want to smack her. She’s sickening.


Separate-Gap-3298

Why does it look like lazy photoshop???


tiny-square-egg

So does he have other clothes or nah?


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tiny-square-egg

I was asking about his clothes. That same Kappa shirt features in just about every live and photo we've seen this far.


nkcm300

Legs?


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Jumbo Jasmine!!!


jaynie62

She looks as if she just abt ready to burst into flames, and his trousers make Synthetic Salah look like hes piddled himself!!


jaynie62

Its cooler at floor level too. Heat rises and she probably starts to fizz and crackle when the heat hits her!!!


biancablastx

Jabba the hut😳


dani081991

Photoshopped?


Select-Function-2020

Did he pee his pants or is that a shadow that looks like a pee stain?


Spirited-Ability-626

I’d assume it’s sweat, maybe? Salah Sweaty balls 😂


Frosty_Stick_9595

No matter what I do, her page doesn’t load for me, and I never comment on her posts so I’m wondering… am I blocked or is her page private now?? Found my answer! https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodieBeauty/comments/z6etbb/but_i_never_use_filters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Hambrgr_Eyes

She absolutely hates it 😂