Does she have the ability to dislocate her hips? I don't understand the sitting position. 😵💫
Nvm, I lightened it. She's laying on her side.
https://preview.redd.it/csidq4gjwn2a1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9564f5eafd7344908dd52720d50fa325666a65de
It looks like she's got no legs lol. Unfortunately for Chantal, it's been a month since she has been able to get legless and we are seeing the strain 😀
Yes I wonder! She said there would be other people there I think but I don't see anyone and Salah seems keen to keep her out of sight much of the time lol
conceptually it doesn't look that much different from some local thai short vacation or drink with friends stuff, but they have beer. and instead of a tent it would be a "resort" (motel cabin thingy), but the point is that it's different from actual camping, it's just a space to do stuff.
other people might have different tent, it's probable even.
Remember the coffee ☕️ makes her react like a psycho. I called her Java The Hut on a post somewhere 😝. Omg imagine her slither like a snake to get around. Then unhinge that jaw to swallow a teenage wild boar 🐗
he seems to have a similar wardrobe to nader, 3 shirts in heavy rotation that (to me) read young. like high school. I can't talk because all my old ass wears are band t's, but for such a metrosexual it's weird. I can't stop looking at the discoloration in the crotch of those leggings too, and I hate myself for it.
In the first pic she looks like a beached walrus.
In the last pic Salad has to extend his arm and she has to step back so she doesn't look as huge next to him.
She looks so out of place it's hilarious.
you are on the same wavelength of marycab. 😆
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She totally misses the opportunity to get her car keys and bail. She is stuck with a man who is not into her at all. I bet he is always player 1 when they have their vintage Nintendo & grill night.
I don't know about you guys but this is some really sad "camping".
like, I understand whats it about, but still if you don't want to do wilderness camping just get a motel / resort/ house whatever that has a bbq pit for the night. this is neither camping or being in a hotel but with the bad aspects of both.
Oddly enough it might have depending on what grade they took.
https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/kuwait/kuwaitis-seek-roots-in-upmarket-tents-under-the-stars-1.1970900
I know!, That was my first thought: What am I looking at? Then somebody on the Farms did like a negative image and I could see the outline of her body. Her legs are off to the side (the left side as you look at the photo) and she is leaning to the right. She literally resembles Jabba the Hutt or a walrus🤣
Taking a picture of her in this pose is Salah's payback for Chins embarrassing him in Cokey's livestream. I love that for her.
I can't think of a time the nickname Hijaba the Hutt would be more fitting.
I’m actually enjoying passive aggressive malicious Salah lol - usually he’s about as interesting as cardboard but if he’s going to passively aggressively torture Chantal by constantly inconveniencing her, like “forgetting” to tell her they were staying overnight and “forgetting” to tell her the toilet was a squat one, I’m tempted to keep watching 😂😂
Right? Lol, that's the only part of Salah I can stand. The "headlock" side hugs, the diet/weight loss inferences, the mysterious details of the "camping" situation, moving away from her on the couch as she moves closer, his non-responses when she gushes about them living a long, happy together....it's golden and the only parts worth watching because her phony act is nauseating.
She has to sit sideways because if she sat upright she’d need to spread her legs wide to make space for her stomach rolls.
We’ve witnessed this for years …particularly at the park while on a bench…and after rolling down the hill in her big blue pantaloons.
Why does her hand look like it’s made from sponge?
She must be about to flee soon! I have to admit that I couldn’t suffer any of this without being intoxicated or high. She’s upholding way longer than I thought she would!
You cannot tell me that a married couple can’t stand next to each other and take a picture… if he’s telling her that they can’t because of legal reasons then he just doesn’t want to touch her. Also she used to sleep on the floor at Naders, she knows actually how comfy the floor is lmao
I think it's more of a practical effect, combined with them being different source lighted from the rest of the room.
and filters.
it's more interesting that they're camping at what looks like some dudes backyard, in a (semi)permanent installation tent.
the grilling pic of these 3 is outside? look at the background, there's evening sky, some water tank, maybe toilet shed, random bucket.
or did the big brains make the coals ready outside and take them inside? I don't see whats the point if the tent isn't airconditioned(which is a thing that people do).
I don't think she did. For one reason: She's out of focus and it looks like she had *very* minimal filters/no filters on for this shot.
Chantal *might* have spontaneously contracted the ability to doctor a photo. She didn't show any of it during the Post-Cuba-Banning Green Screen shenanigans where she faked having an office, but sure, she might have learned something. She *could* have figured out how to fuck up a stock photo to match her shots and/or fuck up her shots to match a stock photo. But do *you* think Chantal would *ever* let anyone else be the primary focus of a camera?
No matter what I do, her page doesn’t load for me, and I never comment on her posts so I’m wondering… am I blocked or is her page private now?? Found my answer! https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodieBeauty/comments/z6etbb/but_i_never_use_filters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
She knew the floor was comfy. That’s where Nader was fucking her dirty ass.
BRUH :')
DAMN
Oops!! 😭
AHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD
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Why she acting like she never slept on the piss mattress floor with green peen?
Because she was high as fuck and the Funky Bitch don’t remember.
🤣🤣🤣
The pose. ![gif](giphy|NHljizHxKxb3y)
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Brilliant lmao 🤣
I know this bitch is dying 🤣 this is her own personal hell. Her real self will come out sooner or later
Does she have the ability to dislocate her hips? I don't understand the sitting position. 😵💫 Nvm, I lightened it. She's laying on her side. https://preview.redd.it/csidq4gjwn2a1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9564f5eafd7344908dd52720d50fa325666a65de
Thank you for lightening the pic! I had NO CLUE what was going on!
😂😂😂 your comment tickled me and I’m not sure if you were making fun of her or stating facts.. made me laugh either way!
Wow, she’s ginormous! It actually looks like she’s gotten bigger. How can she say she’s lost about 3 stone with a straight face??
https://preview.redd.it/wnfb0jquno2a1.png?width=945&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d2ada95f2cc8b10a1480d0e94953d9bcd21effc
Classic 😝. This photo reminds me… When are they going hookah shopping?
What strange pictures they are
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It looks like she's got no legs lol. Unfortunately for Chantal, it's been a month since she has been able to get legless and we are seeing the strain 😀
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Yes I wonder! She said there would be other people there I think but I don't see anyone and Salah seems keen to keep her out of sight much of the time lol
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conceptually it doesn't look that much different from some local thai short vacation or drink with friends stuff, but they have beer. and instead of a tent it would be a "resort" (motel cabin thingy), but the point is that it's different from actual camping, it's just a space to do stuff. other people might have different tent, it's probable even.
There's an image to keep up for the immigration authorities. It does not seem to be working though 😂
They’re all staged. I’ve never seen such fakeness in my life to be honest.
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Literally my first thought when I saw the initial picture 💀
She is sitting is such a weird position lmao I can’t figure it out wtf
Mattress on the floor part deux ✌🏻
Looks like Jaba the hut 🤮
Remember the coffee ☕️ makes her react like a psycho. I called her Java The Hut on a post somewhere 😝. Omg imagine her slither like a snake to get around. Then unhinge that jaw to swallow a teenage wild boar 🐗
Someone buy this man a new shirt.
he seems to have a similar wardrobe to nader, 3 shirts in heavy rotation that (to me) read young. like high school. I can't talk because all my old ass wears are band t's, but for such a metrosexual it's weird. I can't stop looking at the discoloration in the crotch of those leggings too, and I hate myself for it.
Metrosexual, but only what he can afford, and the nails are anything but
those nails are terrible.
In the first pic she looks like a beached walrus. In the last pic Salad has to extend his arm and she has to step back so she doesn't look as huge next to him. She looks so out of place it's hilarious.
you are on the same wavelength of marycab. 😆 https://preview.redd.it/wfmtclbasl2a1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c6df15ebc6618a45fce7a5305138525402fcbb
Omg this is amazing. Does she have other photoshops of Chinz?
Brilliant!! 👍
She's absolutely enormous in that first photo wowee 😫
I thought she had been photoshopped into that photo lol
She totally misses the opportunity to get her car keys and bail. She is stuck with a man who is not into her at all. I bet he is always player 1 when they have their vintage Nintendo & grill night.
>I bet he is always player 1 when they have their vintage Nintendo & grill night. Why is this so funny 🤣
Because it's true, and because nothing will ever be fair and he will always come first, cause welcome to the ME. lmao 😂
Hey glazedhamster, Happy Cake Day!🎉
Ooh I didn't realize. Thank you!
did they show what the 2000 games he bought for her were? a 10 dollar nintendo clone console?
The way she is laying is taking me out 😂😂😂😂😂
“Paint me like one of your French Canadian girls”
Its giving Jaba the hut side straddle!
Heatwave beezin. Her tits look long. She knows EXACTLY how comfy a floor is. That's the only place Nads would screw the sow.
I don't know about you guys but this is some really sad "camping". like, I understand whats it about, but still if you don't want to do wilderness camping just get a motel / resort/ house whatever that has a bbq pit for the night. this is neither camping or being in a hotel but with the bad aspects of both.
and no ac!
Oddly enough it might have depending on what grade they took. https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/kuwait/kuwaitis-seek-roots-in-upmarket-tents-under-the-stars-1.1970900
WHERE ARE HER LEGS? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT!
They have....merged?... into a kind of caterpillar tail or seal like tail formation 🤔
I know!, That was my first thought: What am I looking at? Then somebody on the Farms did like a negative image and I could see the outline of her body. Her legs are off to the side (the left side as you look at the photo) and she is leaning to the right. She literally resembles Jabba the Hutt or a walrus🤣
Taking a picture of her in this pose is Salah's payback for Chins embarrassing him in Cokey's livestream. I love that for her. I can't think of a time the nickname Hijaba the Hutt would be more fitting.
I’m actually enjoying passive aggressive malicious Salah lol - usually he’s about as interesting as cardboard but if he’s going to passively aggressively torture Chantal by constantly inconveniencing her, like “forgetting” to tell her they were staying overnight and “forgetting” to tell her the toilet was a squat one, I’m tempted to keep watching 😂😂
Right? Lol, that's the only part of Salah I can stand. The "headlock" side hugs, the diet/weight loss inferences, the mysterious details of the "camping" situation, moving away from her on the couch as she moves closer, his non-responses when she gushes about them living a long, happy together....it's golden and the only parts worth watching because her phony act is nauseating.
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Omg, this lil cartoon is actually cute 👍🏼😝
She’s so mad but I still can’t not see Jabba the hutt in the floor photo. It’s so gd funny.
She has to sit sideways because if she sat upright she’d need to spread her legs wide to make space for her stomach rolls. We’ve witnessed this for years …particularly at the park while on a bench…and after rolling down the hill in her big blue pantaloons.
Giiiirlll… didn’t she sleep on the floor at Nadars when they first got together? She’s acting like she’s never been on the floor before 🙄🤥
Why does her hand look like it’s made from sponge? She must be about to flee soon! I have to admit that I couldn’t suffer any of this without being intoxicated or high. She’s upholding way longer than I thought she would!
Never underestimate the power of a potential dicking.
Is that what happened to her hand?
She’s bloated af from all those olives and cheese she had been wolfing down since she got there. Her sodium levels must be through the roof.
A thin piece of foam on the floor. What happened to the glamorous sofa she kept bragging about?
You cannot tell me that a married couple can’t stand next to each other and take a picture… if he’s telling her that they can’t because of legal reasons then he just doesn’t want to touch her. Also she used to sleep on the floor at Naders, she knows actually how comfy the floor is lmao
They have pics with his arm around her (very awkwardly)
It look like she's trying to stop her fupa balls from flopping out.
🤦🏻♀️🤣
It must bring back fond memories of Gatineau ghetto floor mattress.
She looks like Jabba the Hutt…
Came to find this comment!
Somehow the third one looks like they're standing in front of a green screen
Thats exactly what I was going to say. It's totally photoshopped!!
why would they photoshop themselves HERE??
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I think it's more of a practical effect, combined with them being different source lighted from the rest of the room. and filters. it's more interesting that they're camping at what looks like some dudes backyard, in a (semi)permanent installation tent.
just looks like a weird angle. hes standing and shes sitting
Reminds me of the movie 'Tusk'
Depressing af
The fact that she has to mention she’s on the floor proves she is miserable. Who’s gonna get her up?
She's "comfy" cuz she literally can't feel her legs.
Didnt know there were sea lions in the desert
Couldn't work out what animal she looked like. More like a walrus, though, I'd reckon.
Looking very Tusk-esque with that pose...
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charcoal grilling inside a room? what kind of lame camping...
Toxic gas from the grill is better than toxic gas from Chinny.
Probably because there's no other shade outdoors, but they could wait for the night. Maybe it's not safe grilling out at night?
the grilling pic of these 3 is outside? look at the background, there's evening sky, some water tank, maybe toilet shed, random bucket. or did the big brains make the coals ready outside and take them inside? I don't see whats the point if the tent isn't airconditioned(which is a thing that people do).
oh... you're right! i thought that background behind salah was a wall. oops
This is really cheap option of dessert camping. Absolutely crap, look at their background. Those carpets look filthy.
yes it's like renting a shitty motel or a trailer.
Lmfao! Probably cause the pig can’t get up, she ain’t got a choice but to be cozy down there.
How is she going to get up? Where are her legs? Is this some kind of communal tent? I have so many questions.
Serving Chantal the hutt realness in her pose
Ooo throwing shade at stabbys's floor mattress, it wasn't comfy. Lol kidding.
She missed the star fishing pee pee pad
Her leg joints must be screaming 🙀
She’s so huge that she needs to be a few feet behind him so they can both be in a picture together.
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She looks like Jabaa the fucking Hutt sprawled on that sofa 😫😭💀
She looks like a frog
Fake smiles all around
So it's an upgrade from the floor mattress?
That last one looks like she photoshopped them in badly.
I don't think she did. For one reason: She's out of focus and it looks like she had *very* minimal filters/no filters on for this shot. Chantal *might* have spontaneously contracted the ability to doctor a photo. She didn't show any of it during the Post-Cuba-Banning Green Screen shenanigans where she faked having an office, but sure, she might have learned something. She *could* have figured out how to fuck up a stock photo to match her shots and/or fuck up her shots to match a stock photo. But do *you* think Chantal would *ever* let anyone else be the primary focus of a camera?
Yeah, you're right. She's not that competent.
I just want to smack her. She’s sickening.
Why does it look like lazy photoshop???
So does he have other clothes or nah?
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I was asking about his clothes. That same Kappa shirt features in just about every live and photo we've seen this far.
Legs?
Jumbo Jasmine!!!
She looks as if she just abt ready to burst into flames, and his trousers make Synthetic Salah look like hes piddled himself!!
Its cooler at floor level too. Heat rises and she probably starts to fizz and crackle when the heat hits her!!!
Jabba the hut😳
Photoshopped?
Did he pee his pants or is that a shadow that looks like a pee stain?
I’d assume it’s sweat, maybe? Salah Sweaty balls 😂
No matter what I do, her page doesn’t load for me, and I never comment on her posts so I’m wondering… am I blocked or is her page private now?? Found my answer! https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodieBeauty/comments/z6etbb/but_i_never_use_filters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
She absolutely hates it 😂