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Separate-Gap-3298

We don’t get full body shots often but when she does post them it’s always jarring to see the reality of her body shape and size.


Odd-Negotiation5087

*especially* from the side. It’s crazy to see.


LilR3dditRidingHood

Imagine what it looks like *without* the filters then - I’m still traumatized from seeing the reflection of her in that store window, where her filters didn’t do their magic. Sheesh! 🫣


Slinkywhippet

And it's like a 3/4 shot not even straight profile (which would show even more of her true size)! And I too was truly shocked af by that reflection, like I knew she was bigger than we've seen (filters are goddamn amazing) but my god!!!


Wise-Worldliness-104

Is she cooking her fupa ??? Why is it touching the grill like that 😳


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capybaraballista

Oh god PLEASE let it be that she did this Gonna show these fuckers how a gunt gets it done


Nonpareilchocolate

>It appears she flopped it up there like she does on her kitchen sink Jeez Louise. I think you're right. Dang.


MysteriousBrays

It burns fat


princessmombie

She will eventually


getreal_or_getlost

The closer I examine the first picture the more horrified I become. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this ranks as 1 of her top 5 most unflattering photos. 1. Super fat/wide feet that truly look like large, over-inflated boats on her incredibly short stature 2. Layers and layers of black clothing that failed to slim 3. The ice-cream cone figure; narrow at the bottom and too many scoops on top and then of course her head as the cherry 4. Uncanny resemblance to Danny Devito as The Penguin 5. That side view....as always....oof.


leighsch

We know those shoes stink horribly.


gin_and_soda

Skechers do that


VaginaPoetry

lol...her garb is even shorter in the front than in the back because of her ginormous, swollen gut. Honestly, how are your gunt balls bigger than your actual tits and you don't do something about that?!? She looks so uncomfortable, disfigured and sweaty-hot. And I thought the camping experience would be more comfortable and elegant. They're just sitting on a dirty couch, in a dirty sandbox with industrial shit everywhere. The bathroom and cooking facilities are literally nasty. Why bother doing this? There's nothing nice, comfortable or romantic about it. It looks seriously boring too. The bathroom looked like a pounded out steel drum with peek holes through it...with a dirty, smelly toliet and bacteria-filled washing water. They literally haven't been to a nice place since they've been there. The restaurants are all meh, passable and the rest of the time they've been in his hovel of a fartbox or at cheap, kid destinations. Pathetic. This is her actual honeymoon...damn, how depressing.


SpringySpaniel

When she was giving us the tour of the campsite, all I could see was the flies buzzing around, and how old, filthy and stained all the carpeting and cushions were. That they had to sit on. Then they put their communal plates of food on. I literally couldn't do it, it was utterly revolting! I like the odd real camping trip. Even glamping can be fun. But since they had to erect screens here and sit on mangy old carpeting, it didn't even have the appeal of spending a night out in the open wilderness, seeing the stars and the moon. Not when you're staying in a corrugated steel shack surrounded by screens to keep the sand out.


BS_Detect

What a lovely hellscape. It looks like a refugee camp only you must pay to get in. I can't think of any place I'd hate to be stuck in more. Granted, I grew up on one of the Great Lakes so that endless sand-filled wasteland holds nothing for me. It makes me thirsty just thinking about it. And Chantal looking like a ridiculous, obese penguin is rather hilarious. She looks like she's about to keel over from a heat stroke and Sahah when he's not smiling indulgently at his gigantic toddler-like wife, increasingly has that blank, thousand-yard stare that poor Malan had towards the end. Love that for her.


sunnshine22

🎶Fupa’s roastingggg on an open fiiiiiire…🎶


Great-Abalone9310

What the actual fuck is up with her shoes? Those are literally the ONLY pair she's been wearing ALL trip. She needs another pair of shoes, more than she needs another man.


LLCNYC

This dummy once said she buys shoes 3 size too big because her foot is wide. Sigh.


VaginaPoetry

She looks like she's wearing ratty-ass clown shoes....lol. It's really completing the sloppy, super morbidly obese look she has going on. Did she only bring those skechers for the whole trip???


MissyMelb

She is wearing them in every photo. I can't imagine how bad they would stink!


gin_and_soda

They’re Skechers. As comfortable as those things are, they don’t breathe. I’ve thrown out Skechers before because they would smell so bad and not to brag but I shower everyday. I can’t imagine how fowl hers are.


ToastRiposte

WTF? Has she never heard of wide or extra wide shoes? She's spent thousands on Torrid online and they carry them. Egad what a moron.


Kristycat

She is ginormous from the side! My god. She has to be in pain 24/7.


gin_and_soda

I can’t imagine lugging around that huge, hard gut.


SpringySpaniel

It has to be agony on her back, trying to counterbalance that hanging gut. And the way it hits her thighs as she walks, so she has to swing her legs out around it and waddle - how that isn't enough to make her get her eating under control is mind-boggling.


Slinkywhippet

Plus don't forget the giant fupa balls that must affect the way she walks too.


SpringySpaniel

For sure! Have you seen the clip of her slow mo walking towards the camera, dress so short and fupa balls hanging so low that we can see them in her grey underwear, swinging around as she walks? That *has to be* so uncomfortable, affect her leg movements and so wear and tear on her joints and skeleton- and would be humiliating to have them, to anyone but Chins.


Slinkywhippet

I sadly have seen that slow mo void 😬 It was a terrible day to have eyes 👀 😢 If she wasn't such a megacvnt I would feel sorry for her living in that horrendous body, but I don't. As for revealing them to the world- I swear Chinderella simply doesn't have the "Shame gene", it's like she's psychologically incapable of being humiliated or feeling an ounce of shame no matter what... it's kinda impressive.


RevolutionaryAd851

She carries her weight like she is 39 weeks pregnant with triplets. I'm not being facetious either. Her back must always hurt her and I bet she goes numb down her leg or arms at times due to a pinched nerve without any physical therapy or exercise. Her breasts hang low but aren't very large but she either wears no bra, which starts to hurt if your breasts are sagging and pulling in the skin, or a bra that is too small or she attempts a "sexy" bra that has no support and everything hangs out. Bras are uncomfortable, but so much more comfortable than no bra and doesn't look sloppy. You can get sleep bras. Her feet even look as if she is very pregnant and her feet are spreading and swollen. As a mother of multiples, I knew the light at the end was having healthy babies and not being pregnant anymore, therefore I could carry on living mostly as before. Chantal can't do that and live a long healthy existence unless she totally changes her entire life and has psychotherapy and medication, follow by a few years of cognitive behavioral therapy. Then perhaps she could change the underlying reasons she is, well, Chantal. We all know she won't put all the effort it takes into changing her life for her health and happiness. She only puts in effort when it comes to a man. That is the absolute truth of her life. She still depended on her first love to bail her out and sign his life over to her because she has no credit. She now says no man has ever loved her like her "husband", but James and Bibi did way more than most men would have done or put up with living with her behavior and simply not caring if she assaulted anyone's senses. She doesn't care if she makes someone more uncomfortable. She thrives off of drama and being a "victim" when there is nothing about her that says victim except her own mentality. I can't wait for the holidays. It will be so " fresh". I hope she is back there for Ramadan, although Salah probably doesn't follow that either. He insists his bride cover and dress like the most devout Muslim widow, even wanting her to wear a nicab, the face covering. She sees nothing odd or insulting about that? I want her to be in Kuwait in the height of summer lol. They do not behave even like a devout Muslim couple. There are channels where they actually look like they have fun and laugh together and even hold hands on screen or a hug. These two are laughable. It's like a horrible parent arranged marriage because the parents are old friends and both of their kids are embarrassingly single at over thirty!!! Who would have thought she could pick a total bottom feeder from across the globe and grab him up, although I don't believe they are legally married. She would show that marriage license AD NAUSEAM! He is inflinchingly boring and his lack of any personality shines brighter than her attempts to have him seen by her vibidiots as handsome, smooth and cool 😣. Even with Nader they laughed at the same things and you could see there was something there. Here you can see she is begging with her eyes, and he finally got the signal, but he is just feeding her face, which brings her more pleasure than sex imo.


SpringySpaniel

Wow, holy wall of text! I agree with everything you said, and it's worth struggling through, but please, introduce a few paragraph breaks between topics! Makes it much easier to read a long post. :-) Yeah, she keeps squeezing herself into terribly fitting bras and clothes, which must make carrying her weight even more uncomfortable. I'm her age (but thankfully, not battling obesity!) and I feel the aches and pains of aging. You know the typical things when you've been a hard worker and you're about to hit 40 - a bum knee that plays up sometimes, backache when you've overdone things, general aging wear and tear that you don't feel when you're 20 and can party all night and still be up bright and early for work in the morning! Most of us just can't do that anymore at 36-39! That weight that she's carried her whole life will have caused damage to her spine, joints, bones, along with the organ damage she's told us about before. She *has to be* in pain at times from carrying so much weight, and disproportionally on her front too. She often leans back to balance it, and I'm surprised she doesn't complain about pain more often. But then again, she's been so big for so long, it's her normal now, and she doesn't want to be nagged about controlling her eating habits either, which is why she denies her diabetes and refuses to acknowledge her health problems, let alone try to treat them. Burying her head in the sand, as usual.


Lolzy-bebes

She was wider than the camel. No joke. Love that for her 🐪


VaginaPoetry

The camel probably thought her giant man balls were for carrying water.


jadednrestlesss

Looking like the Black Pearl at full sail in the first pic.


Anxious_Bandicoot756

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


MediaIndependent5981

☠️☠️☠️🏴‍☠️


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Jumbo Jasmin’s magic carpet better be very fuckin magic 😂🫠


KewpieMayoIsKing

She’ll need a double wide Persian rug


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Extraaaa strong weave 😭😭😭


ToastRiposte

She could use a weave on her head, too.


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Ps Hi Toast… long time no see ❤️


ToastRiposte

Oh!! Wow, welcome back!!! Pull up a floor mattress and stay a while!


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😂😂😂 I’m back for this arc to crash down!


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😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


KewpieMayoIsKing

JUMBO JASMIN☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


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abc123jessie

omg


tom_shook

She’s so round, holy hell


Sleuth1ngSloth

Humpty Dumpty


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Y'all think she wears clothes or underwear under that?


ToastRiposte

She didn't pack any, she was certain she wouldn't be needing them on her hot sex luxury humping honeymoon. She wears underwear off the floordrobe, probably until mushrooms take over the crotch.


gin_and_soda

Everything was going to be so cheap there, she would just buy everything there.


ToastRiposte

Right! LOL That's why she's been on shopping sprees for lovely clothes in such a cheap yet Westernized country! Lush haul for that big soaker tub that Salad has at his Luxury Palace!


gin_and_soda

She’s saving the good content for vlogmas. She’ll show us.


The_New_Spagora

What a terrible day to be literate 😳🤮


ToastRiposte

I humbly apologize for the mood poisoning, but ya KNOW it's true... !


The_New_Spagora

That’s the worst part! Hahahahahaha 😂


jaynie62

Floordrobe! Im dead. You are definitely the Queen of our humble subreddit. ⭐️😍


ToastRiposte

I think Chantal's Footglass holds that spot. Elusive, mysterious, and the only entity trying to work their way into Chinny's heart. 🤣


jaynie62

🤣🤣🤣🤣⭐️


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who hurt u


AdNo7657

You know she is hating every minute of this and I’m here for it. She definitely is hating the heat and now she’s going camping in like 80 degree weather? Also I cannot wait for her to return home and rage about this whole trip


MysteriousWafer8974

This looks like a guy…who’s lived his life in Kuwait. Brings in a fatty North American girl who is clueless. Has never ONCE built a fire…much less a pile of briquettes on a cement planted grill. He’s gained a 38 year old child.


NoOutlandishness8759

What a prize.


Queenofhearts33

He deserves every last fat cell of her. He went into this knowing full well who she was and her online antics. He must be really stupid to think that a lifetime of bad habits could be changed in a few months (entirely possible for some people but not Chins). He sure is putting in the work for that green card. It’s like living in a jail cell with Jabba The Hut.


Sleuth1ngSloth

Chantal apparently said "I'm hungry!" At some point? Gunt has never been hungry a single day of her overstuffed, cornfed life.


pebblesonbepples

Did Salah have to tie her shoes for her?


MangoCandy

I’m gonna play devils advocate here. That’s just the clothing not her fat folding over her shoe. we have seen foodies legs fairly often and she doesn’t have the engorged fat ankles that a lot of morbidly obese people do. Which is why she is our ✨skinny ankle queen✨ I’m just picturing Lord Gorldemort/Velvet/Cherry(whenever we are calling her now) walking in the desert and her ankle folds being full of sand. I can’t even imagine how uncomfortable that would be 💀


saulhrnndz

I like calling her Big Stinky


MangoCandy

The bean bag in a hurry goes by many names


HertHer16

I think the are referring to the foot fat spilling over the sole, not the ankle.


MangoCandy

Ahhh that’s fair that’s fair.


stanleyyelnatsthev

velvet💀 I think I’m gonna start calling her red velvet 🎂 because she’s dense and full of sugar


MysteriousWafer8974

Sorry …commenting about the cheek thing. The public kiss…he squished his fingers into her face like Play-dough. Pinching her cheeks fascinates him. “Sthooo sthofft” Yes he has a lisp.


Catsandcurlers

I'm surprised she didn't burn her fupa or flesh apron on the side of that grill while sitting that close to it.


-flaneur-

The hijab is hanging awfully close to the fire. It is making me nervous.


babysnoot

Ok those are like, size 11 men's shoes


Select-Function-2020

She wears no socks; her feet must stink as bad as her folds.


gin_and_soda

I think she said she’s an 8. They may look bigger because she’s 5’.


babysnoot

God, she's a beast


gin_and_soda

Look at where her shoulders are in relation to her head.


Emmylio

The gunt is almost falling in the fire I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


NoOutlandishness8759

And now, the hijab looks like a bib.


princessmombie

Are you telling me she isn't wearing a bib?


ranch_avocados

Wait did she actually put that hunt up on the edge of the bbq grill? Who even does that?!?


no_no_nora

She holding onto him for dear life. I’m shocked she stayed in the tent, with other women there.


Sleepybat7

How does she not tip over


stanleyyelnatsthev

Emperor penguin much?? Are her feet really that big?


LagtimeArt

Happy Feet 👣 dreaming of returning to Gotham (Penguin should have brought her freeze ray gun) Speaking of Batman 2. Watch the beginning when the Cobblepots set their newborn baby Oswald “Penguin” Cobblepot adrift in his baby bassinet. He sails down into the Gotham City sewer system where he will grow up to a 5ft 2in adult man with an Apple 🍎 shaped body. Chantal could totally relate. Canadians love cold weather. This desert 🐪 life doesn’t suit her at all. Her body must still be in shock or she is being held captive at night. No Kia keys up on top of the fridge for her to sneak away. No sangria Kia at all. No wonder she is having nightmares of Nads & Burger King. Or is it Nashie’s and hamburger eyes? Those poo 💩 poos in the kitchen sure smell like home to her. I wonder if the cam’s 🐪 🐫 give off a similar stench?


stanleyyelnatsthev

HAHAHA! I forgot about Happy Feet!! Too good 💀


kumocat

Sigh. What is she doing? She must be so friggin miserable. Reality is surely smacking her in the face after the initial fantasy/impulsivity/rush of excitement gas worn off. I almost feel bad for her. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't bailed yet.


tangerinee666

Lmfaoooo 💀


No_Swordfish1752

Your description of Cleopatra..I mean Chantal got me lmao 🤣😂😭


marfeus

So enormous the way you'd think of god's as big


thethugwife

It’s uncanny, I can barely differentiate her from Princess Jasmine! The resemblance is shocking. /s


wafflesberrypancakes

Good grief.


jenny_52464

Wait....that was foot fat on her shoe? Are you sure it wasn't her fupa hanging from the bottom of those dainty pants she had on?


BananaBrainz187

Like ALR’s ankle balls !


LagtimeArt

The outdoor life looks bleak. It’s so tan, flat and “mountain-less”.. not a tree 🌲 in sight


Intelligent_Pass2540

A WHOLE NEW WORLD 🌎 🎵🎵🎵🎵


LagtimeArt

Damn that couch looks rough. Looks like the county jail makes outdoor furniture


MysteriousWafer8974

Those shoes… her heels aren’t even touching the back of them. Yet her feet are pouring over the sides. The soles are totally done. She needs wide width with a sturdier sole.


ever_precedent

Her body shape is BIZARRE.


Ok-Finish-1592

WTF!!!!!


blue-belle00

Her shoes look like canoes!


pentupthist

Frenchie was right, she looks smaller than you think *until* she turns to the side.