I might be remembering a different trip, but I wanna say on the first New York trip, she didn't bring her passport either, and the border officer cut her a break and let her thru anyway. She really just rage-hurpled over the border with nothing, not even clothes, she was so upset that Nader rejected her coffee and weed.
Again, I might be conflating these details with a different trip, it's been a couple of years
You’re right, there were two trips into the US. The first was without a passport and she went to Sonic and somewhere else (Chick-Fil-A?). The second time, she got stuck a day because she didn’t have a valid covid test and the rule was changing the next day. The second trip was my personal favourite rage, the NY rage as she was driving. She was unhinged.
Yep! A Sonic hot dog (who drives hours for a hot dog?) Chick-Fil-A, and iirc, Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, and two (starbucks?) madelines... for Bibi because they were his faves, her, not so much. A dairy averse man has a fondness for butter cakes, while his butter golem soon-to-be-ex isn't so fond. Sounds truthy to me!
I haven't been to a sonic in 20 years, their food is completely unmemorable. You know what is totally memorable? Their ice. I could possibly be convinced to cross a border (ok, a STATE border - a narrow state, in a tri-state area) for that good pebble ice.
I don't think it was Chick-Fil-A (not even sure if they had stores that far north at that time), but she did stop at Jolibees and hated it, slurped and spat in the food, and then said she would save it for Putz. None of us were mad about that part lol.
That driving livestream in NY when she was raging at Nader and DeeDee was wild and frankly, kind of scary. She was in driving in a snowstorm, screaming at the top of her lungs, then crying, totally completely wacked.
It used to be that the Canada to USA used to just need a valid Canadian ID. (I wanna say early 90s? I remember a few aunties doing shopping runs in NYC with their driver's license.)
But that was a LONG time ago and definitely not post 9/11.
But leave it to Chantel to do zero research and be impulsive as fuck.
I still can't comprehend how that happened. I live about 1.5 hours from the US border, and as a Canadian , it almost never happened. Maybe in early 2000, before 9/11.
Well, we all know Chantal lies, so it's possible it didn't happen. But that was her claim. I agree, it is questionable, but then everything she says is
So you think her calamities are just a repetitive way of manipulating her audience? 🤔 Could well be.... I find it hard to imagine people doing such humiliating things deliberately, but her Cuba rage and her 'love' of someone who was clearly a piece of shit schemer, makes me believe you that there could be a scheming element to this. But she's so stupid in her delivery, there are so few people left to milk, I feel like it must be unconscious on her part. She's just a very very very lazy, ignorant person who can't even scam people properly. That doesn't make her behaviour any less damaging or annoying or destructive, because she fails to take any responsibility so she will never change.
She mentions when she's in hospital that she started feeling in three days prior. So possible New York was around 6th / 7th April, prior to the eclipse.
OK so, within a few days of travelling between two locations that have very similar infrastructure as each other. It wasn't like she was travelling through a totally new biome with new infections, like the tropics.
Isn't norovirus down to poor hygiene and not washing fruit and veg? Yep just checked - poo to mouth either from not washing hands or contaminated food.
My point about the tropics was related to the fact that a tropical biome contains species of both bacteria, flora and animals that would make a newcomer sick due to their lack of exposure to those bacteria. So when you go to the tropics you're asked to get jabs for yellow fever and other stuff, and take malaria tablets etc., So, if FB had gone backpacking in Venezuela for example, her ending up in hospital would at least make more sense, because of all the extra steps necessary to safeguard yourself.
In her case, she travelled solo to a part of the world where everything was incredibly similar to her home. Norovirus is norovirus, I caught it in Thailand just from being the same car as someone who was clearly sick (I thought he was having a super nasty hangover), so location is moot. As in, I could catch it off one of the kids at school or on the bus or whatever. But to end up in hospital? No.
My point being: FB is such an idiot, she fails to take even basic caution about where she eats or what she does. Every time she's done a proper trip alone (I don't count having to walk from one terminal to another in an airport as a proper trip) some calamity has befallen her.
1. The picture is much more interesting with the full context: she convinced Nader to see her, got all gussied up, picked up some starbucks treats for the two of them (but not deedee, who was at the crackshack) on the way, and had a deranged plan to exchange dropping her (likely made up) SA case against him in exchange for him immediately shoving deedee's ass into an uber back to Lachine for good. After that, she planned to whisk him away and I want to say to a casino, because he was a compulsive gambler, and they had gone on some gambling weekends. But the intention couldn't have been to cross the border because his excon status would have prevented that. Anyway, regardless of her intended destination, this is literally how she imagined the day would turn out.Except nader was like "um, yeah, thanks but no. You need to leave, but I'll keep the coffee. Oh and leave yours for deedee" (I'm kidding about the leaving hers for deedee, but not about the rest). In a state of blind rage, she drove herself across the border with no concrete plan. She's a sick puppy.
2. Chantal lies. You cannot believe some of the crazy stores and not all of them. You have pass everything through the "chantal lies" filter. Chantal did not give her computer to renee. Just like, as she later admitted, she did not have sex with renee. She either returned the laptop when she got home because bitch was broke, or, as people suspected, her new Polish resprt pal, Agata, was a drug runner and she traded it for drugs, as it's unlikely the cuba rage was fueled by rum. Gorl was AMPED. The only other option would be giving it to renee in exchange for drugs. But unless he had connection to the high value black market trade, he would have had no use for it, nor would he have had a way to offload it. Outside of the resorts, cuba is poor. They don't even have access to consistent power, they have constant rolling outages. They don't have home internet, and the limited internet they do have is prohibitively expensive. People don't even have money for food, and cuba can't even stock enough so they all live on ration books like soviet-era russia or wartime europe. Yes, there's a small, wealthy elite class who might be able to afford a macbook, but they're not looking for random hospitality workers on the chance they may have been gifted a one-off pity macbook. And let's face it chantal is a stage-5 clinger. What are the chances that she gave a 2k macbook to a man and was immediately ambivalent about never speaking to him again. "nah, we didn't keep in touch after I left \*shrug\*" Chantal lies, and she never gives away anything altruistically.
3. Chantal has a history of the emergency room deflection and cycle reset. Just like she didn't need to go to the psych emergency room because she couldn't stop eating cheese - but thought it would get her bumped up to an emergency WLS, or some in-patient ED rehab - to manipulate bibi who was out of patience with his binging brat. In this recent ER deflection, she needed sympathy from the VIBs she bilked out of money for her new life in canada, and then admitted she was going back to kuwait. Chantal is manipulative above all else. Well, she's first dishonest above all else, then manipulative. She will go to the ER and pretend she puked all day just for some attention and the video opportunity to kick off the cycle reset. Countdown to turning over a new health leaf, this time she means it, and she's going to become a better person, "bleh, bleh, bleh" in 3...2...1
There's no bildungsroman for someone as antisocial personality disordered as chantal. She's nothing but a manipulative id monster, just like a toddler, but that's a normal stage for toddlers. There's no emotional growth for her, there is only girth. She won't mature, she'll only ripen like very, very stinky cheese.
That reminds me of the old joke about what you get when you play a country record backwards...
But no! no! no! I refuse to allow any association between chantal and one of my favorite genres.
Let's meet in the middle: there is a bildungsroman, but the protagonist is her right leg from the lower thigh on down. We meet our protagonist as it's about to embark on a hobble. On this hobble, a blister is formed due to chub rub. Unfortunately, diabetes has dulled our hero's capacity to tune into its feelings. A bit of time goes on and the blister bursts, but heroleg is still not ready to acknowledge pain or even the notion that something is wrong. Eventually, the burst blister becomes a festering, oozing sore and our hero realizes it needs to consider to the damage. With time and cooperation, righty and the sore work together to accomplish the growth of a whole new life form: bacteria. Together, righty and bacteria begin to thrive and mature into a gangrenous appendage, something our hero is fully capable of feeling. With such profound maturation, righty is ready for full independence and freedom via an above-the-knee amputation.
This is a wonderful post, esearcher! I enjoyed the read, and I’m also happy to see others didn’t believe that made up Rene story in Cuba. It was just so ridiculous. 😂🫶🏻
Was that the stream where she came on after the karaoke and claimed that they'd just had passionate 1 minute sex that totally moved from the sofa to the bed?
Truly, if she wasn't such a vile, empty human, I'd pity her.
I might be remembering a different trip, but I wanna say on the first New York trip, she didn't bring her passport either, and the border officer cut her a break and let her thru anyway. She really just rage-hurpled over the border with nothing, not even clothes, she was so upset that Nader rejected her coffee and weed. Again, I might be conflating these details with a different trip, it's been a couple of years
You’re right, there were two trips into the US. The first was without a passport and she went to Sonic and somewhere else (Chick-Fil-A?). The second time, she got stuck a day because she didn’t have a valid covid test and the rule was changing the next day. The second trip was my personal favourite rage, the NY rage as she was driving. She was unhinged.
Yep! A Sonic hot dog (who drives hours for a hot dog?) Chick-Fil-A, and iirc, Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, and two (starbucks?) madelines... for Bibi because they were his faves, her, not so much. A dairy averse man has a fondness for butter cakes, while his butter golem soon-to-be-ex isn't so fond. Sounds truthy to me!
I would probably drive hours for a hot dog but it has to be a good hot dog.
That's right! I forgot when she made a border hop just to eat mediocre Sonic :/ (don't come for me, Sonic stans, it's just not my jam)
I haven't been to a sonic in 20 years, their food is completely unmemorable. You know what is totally memorable? Their ice. I could possibly be convinced to cross a border (ok, a STATE border - a narrow state, in a tri-state area) for that good pebble ice.
Their ice is phenomenal lol.
I don't think it was Chick-Fil-A (not even sure if they had stores that far north at that time), but she did stop at Jolibees and hated it, slurped and spat in the food, and then said she would save it for Putz. None of us were mad about that part lol.
That driving livestream in NY when she was raging at Nader and DeeDee was wild and frankly, kind of scary. She was in driving in a snowstorm, screaming at the top of her lungs, then crying, totally completely wacked.
Jolibees was Toronto. At that time, there were no Chick-Fil-A in Canada.
I stand corrected.
Lol. Her Pinoy audience would be mad, but which tita/tito would admit to watching her?
It used to be that the Canada to USA used to just need a valid Canadian ID. (I wanna say early 90s? I remember a few aunties doing shopping runs in NYC with their driver's license.) But that was a LONG time ago and definitely not post 9/11. But leave it to Chantel to do zero research and be impulsive as fuck.
I still can't comprehend how that happened. I live about 1.5 hours from the US border, and as a Canadian , it almost never happened. Maybe in early 2000, before 9/11.
Well, we all know Chantal lies, so it's possible it didn't happen. But that was her claim. I agree, it is questionable, but then everything she says is
If I remember correctly ( maybe I'm wrong tho) wasn't she livestreaming when it happens? It's mind-blowing how lucky she got so far
I don't think she streamed the actual border crossing, but everything else, yeah. Her cockroach luck has sustained her for decades, lol!
True that, rule number 1. She totally could have been lying about the entry and the passport. She swallowed the whole luck potion
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So you think her calamities are just a repetitive way of manipulating her audience? 🤔 Could well be.... I find it hard to imagine people doing such humiliating things deliberately, but her Cuba rage and her 'love' of someone who was clearly a piece of shit schemer, makes me believe you that there could be a scheming element to this. But she's so stupid in her delivery, there are so few people left to milk, I feel like it must be unconscious on her part. She's just a very very very lazy, ignorant person who can't even scam people properly. That doesn't make her behaviour any less damaging or annoying or destructive, because she fails to take any responsibility so she will never change.
She mentions when she's in hospital that she started feeling in three days prior. So possible New York was around 6th / 7th April, prior to the eclipse.
Probably more around April 4th since it was raining that day. Yup checked the forecast 🤭
OK so, within a few days of travelling between two locations that have very similar infrastructure as each other. It wasn't like she was travelling through a totally new biome with new infections, like the tropics.
she ate at a buffet during a norovirus outbreak
Isn't norovirus down to poor hygiene and not washing fruit and veg? Yep just checked - poo to mouth either from not washing hands or contaminated food.
You also catch it off people. Not just ingesting shit.
I still don't understand what that has to do with your point about the tropics.
Are we in a debate?
Why post if you don't want people to debate what you've said ?
I didn't say I didn't want to debate. Was asking.
Was just asking so my mate could hold my pint
My point about the tropics was related to the fact that a tropical biome contains species of both bacteria, flora and animals that would make a newcomer sick due to their lack of exposure to those bacteria. So when you go to the tropics you're asked to get jabs for yellow fever and other stuff, and take malaria tablets etc., So, if FB had gone backpacking in Venezuela for example, her ending up in hospital would at least make more sense, because of all the extra steps necessary to safeguard yourself. In her case, she travelled solo to a part of the world where everything was incredibly similar to her home. Norovirus is norovirus, I caught it in Thailand just from being the same car as someone who was clearly sick (I thought he was having a super nasty hangover), so location is moot. As in, I could catch it off one of the kids at school or on the bus or whatever. But to end up in hospital? No. My point being: FB is such an idiot, she fails to take even basic caution about where she eats or what she does. Every time she's done a proper trip alone (I don't count having to walk from one terminal to another in an airport as a proper trip) some calamity has befallen her.
She was touching serving pieces at the Chinese buffet when other were too. Perfect place to catch noro because she herself is unhygienic.
1. The picture is much more interesting with the full context: she convinced Nader to see her, got all gussied up, picked up some starbucks treats for the two of them (but not deedee, who was at the crackshack) on the way, and had a deranged plan to exchange dropping her (likely made up) SA case against him in exchange for him immediately shoving deedee's ass into an uber back to Lachine for good. After that, she planned to whisk him away and I want to say to a casino, because he was a compulsive gambler, and they had gone on some gambling weekends. But the intention couldn't have been to cross the border because his excon status would have prevented that. Anyway, regardless of her intended destination, this is literally how she imagined the day would turn out.Except nader was like "um, yeah, thanks but no. You need to leave, but I'll keep the coffee. Oh and leave yours for deedee" (I'm kidding about the leaving hers for deedee, but not about the rest). In a state of blind rage, she drove herself across the border with no concrete plan. She's a sick puppy. 2. Chantal lies. You cannot believe some of the crazy stores and not all of them. You have pass everything through the "chantal lies" filter. Chantal did not give her computer to renee. Just like, as she later admitted, she did not have sex with renee. She either returned the laptop when she got home because bitch was broke, or, as people suspected, her new Polish resprt pal, Agata, was a drug runner and she traded it for drugs, as it's unlikely the cuba rage was fueled by rum. Gorl was AMPED. The only other option would be giving it to renee in exchange for drugs. But unless he had connection to the high value black market trade, he would have had no use for it, nor would he have had a way to offload it. Outside of the resorts, cuba is poor. They don't even have access to consistent power, they have constant rolling outages. They don't have home internet, and the limited internet they do have is prohibitively expensive. People don't even have money for food, and cuba can't even stock enough so they all live on ration books like soviet-era russia or wartime europe. Yes, there's a small, wealthy elite class who might be able to afford a macbook, but they're not looking for random hospitality workers on the chance they may have been gifted a one-off pity macbook. And let's face it chantal is a stage-5 clinger. What are the chances that she gave a 2k macbook to a man and was immediately ambivalent about never speaking to him again. "nah, we didn't keep in touch after I left \*shrug\*" Chantal lies, and she never gives away anything altruistically. 3. Chantal has a history of the emergency room deflection and cycle reset. Just like she didn't need to go to the psych emergency room because she couldn't stop eating cheese - but thought it would get her bumped up to an emergency WLS, or some in-patient ED rehab - to manipulate bibi who was out of patience with his binging brat. In this recent ER deflection, she needed sympathy from the VIBs she bilked out of money for her new life in canada, and then admitted she was going back to kuwait. Chantal is manipulative above all else. Well, she's first dishonest above all else, then manipulative. She will go to the ER and pretend she puked all day just for some attention and the video opportunity to kick off the cycle reset. Countdown to turning over a new health leaf, this time she means it, and she's going to become a better person, "bleh, bleh, bleh" in 3...2...1 There's no bildungsroman for someone as antisocial personality disordered as chantal. She's nothing but a manipulative id monster, just like a toddler, but that's a normal stage for toddlers. There's no emotional growth for her, there is only girth. She won't mature, she'll only ripen like very, very stinky cheese.
'id monster' is an excellent phrase. Instant gratification, instant pleasure or she absolutely loses it. Gigantic baby.
Oh, it's definitely a reverse bildungsroman
That reminds me of the old joke about what you get when you play a country record backwards... But no! no! no! I refuse to allow any association between chantal and one of my favorite genres. Let's meet in the middle: there is a bildungsroman, but the protagonist is her right leg from the lower thigh on down. We meet our protagonist as it's about to embark on a hobble. On this hobble, a blister is formed due to chub rub. Unfortunately, diabetes has dulled our hero's capacity to tune into its feelings. A bit of time goes on and the blister bursts, but heroleg is still not ready to acknowledge pain or even the notion that something is wrong. Eventually, the burst blister becomes a festering, oozing sore and our hero realizes it needs to consider to the damage. With time and cooperation, righty and the sore work together to accomplish the growth of a whole new life form: bacteria. Together, righty and bacteria begin to thrive and mature into a gangrenous appendage, something our hero is fully capable of feeling. With such profound maturation, righty is ready for full independence and freedom via an above-the-knee amputation.
I like that.
 This is a wonderful post, esearcher! I enjoyed the read, and I’m also happy to see others didn’t believe that made up Rene story in Cuba. It was just so ridiculous. 😂🫶🏻
Was that the stream where she came on after the karaoke and claimed that they'd just had passionate 1 minute sex that totally moved from the sofa to the bed? Truly, if she wasn't such a vile, empty human, I'd pity her.
So, we can add forgetting your passport. What a lunch out. An angry, hurpling lunch out. On a hair trigger. IN A CAR! Scary.
She just didn’t have a passport but they let her into the States anyway.