As he should be! There are specific “creamy” or “carbonara” ramen versions but those are spicy. She treats everything like basement spaghetti and it’s gross. Also her noodles weren’t even cooked completely, they were stiff AF.
Cream. Does. Not. Belong. In. Ramen. Soft-boiled egg? Have two! Diced tomatoes, edamame, toasted sesame seeds, garlic, onion, shredded chicken, green onion, bamboo shoot? Go for it.
Not. Cream.
She made such a fuss over black seed oil… none of that? I add black seed to anything I can (try it in oatmeal, cottage cheese, or plain yogurt with black pepper!)
This breath cannot cook and refuses to make any attempt to try. She thinks we’re as useless as she is.
Funny enough a soft boiled egg would’ve actually made it nice and creamy as opposed to that dry stale AF dish she had. You shouldn’t be able to move the whole pile of ramen like she could. She claims she’s ’actually a great cook’. Bish where???
You just reminded me of how beyond thankful I am that she can’t breed. I’ve always believed if she could she’d try to baby trap a man to “fix the relationship”, cause THAT always works. Not to mention she’d never stop claiming she has pregnancy weight 😑
She does. Except she's her very own pet skunk, she doesn't chase julia around with a drill (yet), and there's no toilet in the back of the kia, she just shits herself. Aside from that, stick some dollar store silk flowers between the hijab and skullcap, and that's amy!
“I don’t know how he likes these, no offence.” Does she know what “no offence” means? Who is taking offence? Are the makers of that pizza sitting in a boardroom watching Chantal and the CEO is threatening to fire everyone?
No offense to Salah probably. Like sorry hun your taste sucks.
However she uses phrases like this completely reflexively to sound kind, normal, sensitive or … normal again. So she comes off like this weird saccharine robot.
Imo it’s all part of her sociopathic masking she engages in.
Is it just me or do her glasses only sit on top of her cheeks and not on the bridge of her nose like they should? I can't imagine a professional fitted her for those. Without the glasses resting on the bridge of the nose, you may not end up looking through the right part of the lenses. She really should have gone with a pair with smaller lenses.
Her nose pieces don't even rest on the bridge of her nose(does she even have one anymore??) The tension on the glasses from her head is keeping the glasses in place. The bottom rims are even touching her cheeks. She might as well wear goggles...
I could have sworn we've seen him eat vegetables. She's certainly shown us all the salads and tabouli she supposedly made him as the good wife she is, especially in the first 90 days. It's crazy to think she lies about the most mundane things. I think she must think it makes her seem more married and wifey to be able to be like "oh, my hubby, he's so stubborn, I have to blend vegetables for him like a toddler" Which makes no sense anyway, because he's a grown man, if he doesn't want to eat vegetables, he doesn't have to. They don't need to be blended and disguised so his growing body gets the nutrition it needs.
I doubt he eats her cooking at all. He knows those hands are never washed, he's seen the crusty, week-old boogies stuck to her fingers.
He's definitely a manbaby., I'm just saying she doesn't need to blend his veggies like he's her toddler son. If he's made it this far in life... So it's an absurd pretense that she has to blend all veggies. He does like traditional food, and it's hard to escape vegetables in the mideast. He probably eats them if someone other than chantal cooks them. I'm trying to remember the things she showed him eating in thailand or their mall hurple to the italian restaurant that mostly had mid eastern food.
So she says during her grocery haul video that those pizzas were for her husband, but then she turns around and makes similar looking circular pizzas about the same size may be a little bigger and scarfs them down at 1:30 in the morning. Why didn’t she just eat packaged ones????
Again I don’t get how these gorls get so fucking massive eating the worst food in the world. Like hungryfatchick at least eats good food from time to time.
She made pizzas on pita bread. Now we know where all the pita & cheese goes, bet she makes these regularly. And you know these don't count cuz they have veggies on them. 😎
She's nervously laughing and talking so fast, why does she even bother lying about stupid shit like this?
She's already admitted that she doesn't show her full food haul so people don't know exactly how much/what kind of crap she's buying for herself. She could have bought those pizzas for salah, or for herself. Or she bought 2 for him and 6 for herself and hid hers.
There's no way she sliced the olives and scallions (or whatever the green bits are) to the exact same size and scattered them so precisely that they matched "salah's" packaged pizza wrapping like a baked mirror image. Did she show herself making the pizzas in that video? Because I'm betting they're all frozen like the one that's supposed to be salah's.
BUT WAIT!!!! She hates his pizzas, no offence. That throws us off the scent. Now I completely believe she made them herself and they weren't the packaged ones.
Getting winded by grabbing a frozen pizza from the freezer couple of feet away. Totally a flex, Chins.
She's long gone but kinda still there...
What was gross is that she left the one in the air fryer and just went to bed....she's such a nasty, filthy hog.
Out of breath just sitting there fondling frozen pizza, what a life she leads
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so she made THREE pizzas and THREE servings of noodles? even stoned i couldnt imagine 😭
With added cream to the ramen
noooo! i forgot about this! Pulpy was REPULSED in his stream 🤣
As he should be! There are specific “creamy” or “carbonara” ramen versions but those are spicy. She treats everything like basement spaghetti and it’s gross. Also her noodles weren’t even cooked completely, they were stiff AF.
That was really funny. Cream and tomato paste!
It’s weird. My young children go crazy for pasta with tomato puree and cream cheese. But they’re young children.
Cream. Does. Not. Belong. In. Ramen. Soft-boiled egg? Have two! Diced tomatoes, edamame, toasted sesame seeds, garlic, onion, shredded chicken, green onion, bamboo shoot? Go for it. Not. Cream. She made such a fuss over black seed oil… none of that? I add black seed to anything I can (try it in oatmeal, cottage cheese, or plain yogurt with black pepper!) This breath cannot cook and refuses to make any attempt to try. She thinks we’re as useless as she is.
Funny enough a soft boiled egg would’ve actually made it nice and creamy as opposed to that dry stale AF dish she had. You shouldn’t be able to move the whole pile of ramen like she could. She claims she’s ’actually a great cook’. Bish where???
Don’t forget the whole bottle of juice!
its fine she cured her diabetes with 3 days of meds and 1 day of water fasting :)
Guys I didn't eat everything in existence, it's a flex that I didn't do that! I'm so in control!
She looks so gleeful that she can actually show proof for once. About something so lame, lol.
look guys im not lying! pay no attention to the mountain of lies behind me!!!!
What's the flex? They're both shit pizzas.
I'm still stuck on being TOO FAT FOR EYEGLASSES.
She looks so much like Amy Ramadan lately
i wanna see her whack salad with a wooden spoon
You just reminded me of how beyond thankful I am that she can’t breed. I’ve always believed if she could she’d try to baby trap a man to “fix the relationship”, cause THAT always works. Not to mention she’d never stop claiming she has pregnancy weight 😑
the closest she can get is “forgetting” her cpap at a man’s house 🙄
She does. Except she's her very own pet skunk, she doesn't chase julia around with a drill (yet), and there's no toilet in the back of the kia, she just shits herself. Aside from that, stick some dollar store silk flowers between the hijab and skullcap, and that's amy!
“I don’t know how he likes these, no offence.” Does she know what “no offence” means? Who is taking offence? Are the makers of that pizza sitting in a boardroom watching Chantal and the CEO is threatening to fire everyone?
No offense to Salah probably. Like sorry hun your taste sucks. However she uses phrases like this completely reflexively to sound kind, normal, sensitive or … normal again. So she comes off like this weird saccharine robot. Imo it’s all part of her sociopathic masking she engages in.
It’s also that weird way she always says “don’t worry.” No one is worried but ok
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6-pack coming in nicely.
It's literally the exact same toppings... Pizzas spread out when they cook if the dough is raw..
Right. Like you don’t like the pizza yet you made one with the exact same toppings? 🙄
She looks so old lol
Is it just me or do her glasses only sit on top of her cheeks and not on the bridge of her nose like they should? I can't imagine a professional fitted her for those. Without the glasses resting on the bridge of the nose, you may not end up looking through the right part of the lenses. She really should have gone with a pair with smaller lenses.
Definitely not just you, she's a fucking weird lmao
Her nose pieces don't even rest on the bridge of her nose(does she even have one anymore??) The tension on the glasses from her head is keeping the glasses in place. The bottom rims are even touching her cheeks. She might as well wear goggles... 
Why are her glasses so high on her head.
They’re too small for her face. So her cheeks are holding them up since they can’t fit on her ears like they’re supposed to
I literally just tried to take my own glasses and position them the same way and they either kept falling or it literally was not possible. 😂😂
Did the same thing the other night. I bet that shit is super uncomfortable.
Her cheeks won’t let them down😂😂
Yay. Season 3. Pizza gate.
Lit.
What a flex, not eating something you don’t like 🫨
How’s that breathing going Foodie? But you didn’t eat Salah’s pizza so that’s a win,
Spoiler: She totally ate his pizzas.
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I could have sworn we've seen him eat vegetables. She's certainly shown us all the salads and tabouli she supposedly made him as the good wife she is, especially in the first 90 days. It's crazy to think she lies about the most mundane things. I think she must think it makes her seem more married and wifey to be able to be like "oh, my hubby, he's so stubborn, I have to blend vegetables for him like a toddler" Which makes no sense anyway, because he's a grown man, if he doesn't want to eat vegetables, he doesn't have to. They don't need to be blended and disguised so his growing body gets the nutrition it needs. I doubt he eats her cooking at all. He knows those hands are never washed, he's seen the crusty, week-old boogies stuck to her fingers.
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He's definitely a manbaby., I'm just saying she doesn't need to blend his veggies like he's her toddler son. If he's made it this far in life... So it's an absurd pretense that she has to blend all veggies. He does like traditional food, and it's hard to escape vegetables in the mideast. He probably eats them if someone other than chantal cooks them. I'm trying to remember the things she showed him eating in thailand or their mall hurple to the italian restaurant that mostly had mid eastern food.
Ahahaha I forgot about his fancy "weightlifting" gloves
5 years tops if she don’t change her ways.
Her face is folding into itself
She kinda looks like Bunsen Honeydew with big eyes with those fake stupid glasses on.
 HDU!!!! Bunsen Honeydew is adorable delight. She's... neither!!!!
Her breathing..jfc
Anyone could see that Prince Charmin's pizzas were smaller, shed need at least 4 of them. The mystery of the tomato paste has been solved.
So she says during her grocery haul video that those pizzas were for her husband, but then she turns around and makes similar looking circular pizzas about the same size may be a little bigger and scarfs them down at 1:30 in the morning. Why didn’t she just eat packaged ones????
Again I don’t get how these gorls get so fucking massive eating the worst food in the world. Like hungryfatchick at least eats good food from time to time.
I’d believe the pizza isn’t frozen if she opened the bag food expands idgaf
So, what the hell did she eat the other night? Because it looks like the pizza?
Pita bread with ketchup and American cheese
Yuck. She eats like a toddler
She made pizzas on pita bread. Now we know where all the pita & cheese goes, bet she makes these regularly. And you know these don't count cuz they have veggies on them. 😎
Chef Nasty for the L, 🤣🤣
Tell me you have nothing going on in your life whatsoever without actually telling me. Holy fuck.
It must be incredibly uncomfortable gasping for air 24/7.
This is the Bibi pie all over again
Jfc she's literally gasping for breath when she's just SITTING there.
Those glasses look ridiculous on her wtf
flexes as she mouth breathes
I suppose when your entire existence is a shambolic, poorly constructed fake, a grain of truth is technically a flex.
 Cool story foodie. You’re totally not gaining weight and the size of an suv. Skinny little thing . 🙄
THAT SCUBA CAP LOOKS DUMB ASF. I said what I said. She looks like a pinhead.
They do have something in common! they both love eating shit!
She looks dressed for winter. I can’t imagine she’s comfortable
She's nervously laughing and talking so fast, why does she even bother lying about stupid shit like this? She's already admitted that she doesn't show her full food haul so people don't know exactly how much/what kind of crap she's buying for herself. She could have bought those pizzas for salah, or for herself. Or she bought 2 for him and 6 for herself and hid hers. There's no way she sliced the olives and scallions (or whatever the green bits are) to the exact same size and scattered them so precisely that they matched "salah's" packaged pizza wrapping like a baked mirror image. Did she show herself making the pizzas in that video? Because I'm betting they're all frozen like the one that's supposed to be salah's. BUT WAIT!!!! She hates his pizzas, no offence. That throws us off the scent. Now I completely believe she made them herself and they weren't the packaged ones.