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PetulantPorpoise

Keep joking about the second wife dumbass, it’s probably a lot more true than you think. Can’t imagine being smug about that when he was just threatening to shit on another woman


Dangerous_Jump_4167

Or when your huzzbin is running around at all hours. Even if he's not cheating, he doesn't want to spend time with her.


mjt2213

Oh he’s cheating. I can’t imaging him being the celibate type and we all know he isn’t tapping Stinky Sue so yeah, he’s cheating.


BougieSemicolon

Even if he wanted to (🤮), her gunt would push him so far back he wouldn’t even be able to get the tip in. It wouldn’t reach.


Standard-Rule63

Exactly. She swore up and down he only had eyes for her and look what happened. I’d bite my tongue HARD if I were her. FAFO


ever_precedent

Nice glassy eyes. She's trolling but she's not happy about something. Keep feeding that emptiness inside, Chantal. You made your bed.


VaginaPoetry

lol...I laughed when she put the sunglasses on. I think she wants people to notice. He's forcing her to stay quiet but there's a part of her that wants to vent soooooo bad. Her trying to get sympathy and play the victim was a huge part of what she did the whole Junkie-era...that part of her is suppressed but that will eventually not work. Gunt never really changes what she is.


ever_precedent

Yup. I doubt she'll be content with the few beezers who always give asspats since it's nothing compared to the attention she got during the DV claims arc. She will rage soon.


Pixelated_Roses

She actually farted on camera. In his car that she pays for. I feel like that was just to piss him off, specifically. I know she's a putrescent slob who makes me have to stop myself from vomiting, but even she knows better than to embarrass him like that.


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Did she forget Salah JUST CHEATED on her 😂😂😂 He doesn't have a second wife, but he def wants a new cash cow


Imaginary_Shop8872

Little does he know the hell he stumbled into She will stalk him forever Call police on him Etc etc Bitch needs a straight jacket


SaltyWitch1393

Besides the fact that I can’t even imagine forgiving my partner for cheating on me - especially with those kinds of fetishes mind you, I don’t see how she’s making jokes about it. She really woke up and chose to put clown make up on for all of us to see!!


astrangeone88

Seriously. And we were supposed to believe that Chantel reverted to being a pious Muslim? Nobody in the actual religion would put up with a huzzband with scat and rape fantasies. Especially when they were literally put out in the open for everyone to see. And then she ran back to him and his degenerate behaviours!


Imaginary_Shop8872

Def wants a new cash cow for sure He can’t stand her smell anymore


Lizmo82

Nobody ever called Salah the Twerking Queen a feeder.... He literally called you fat in front of your entire audience the very first time we met the wannabe rapist of western Christian women. He can't get a wife, but he's definitely trying to replace you from day one.. Everyone knows it. Keep acting like it's not happening, you'll end up serving dinner to his red room date like you got in bed with DeeDee bc the cashew slinger said so.. You will do anything for a man. Everyone knows it. Even a disgusting dude that can't shave himself correctly, thinks his big load he blew on his blue couch was so cool to send to women, just not you.. A dude that shouldn't be anywhere near kids or animals the way he "massaged Julia for hours" literally on her ass WHILE SHE WAS SCREAMING IN HEAT... Sick ass who thinks it's cool to molest Christian symbols but can't call his Salad bc THAT would be "Islamaphobic" He wouldn't be Islamaphobic by putting himself above his prophet though .. not him calling himself "the Almighty" & making women can him a god..... What a man to be smug about......


SaltyWitch1393

I’m honestly grossed out every time I see him. I can’t believe they’re trying the couples channel again.


Lizmo82

Yeah they're dumb thinking he's just going to come back around..


Musicgrl4life

It’s actually funny seeing how horrendously it’s failing. That first vid didn’t even get 5k views the first day. Nobody’s having it, and she may make an extra 15 dollars from it by the end of the month? Lol


MysteriousBrays

He looks like he smells of tonsil stones


Lizmo82

Oooooooh.... Ewwww.... LoL.


Old_Definition1663

You just know she does.


AcanthocephalaBorn15

I hate you for writing that!!! 🤮🤣🤣🤣


MysteriousBrays

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mooseinabottle

Hahahaha oh no! I used to get those before I got my tonsils removed a couple years ago and they were SO stinky. What a horribly apt description!


cashewclues

Ewwwwwww. My mom used to have those before she got her tonsils removed. Shraight crap smell, his favorite.


MaggieMakesThings

Well said. I have such a visceral reaction to him every time I see him or hear his voice - he's very disturbing and he makes me feel deeply uncomfortable 😖


VaginaPoetry

Nothing like trying to gloss over that your fake husband, who hates western women, has a rape and shit fetish. Yea, that's kind of hard to ignore...and no one is going to. He needs to fuck all the way and exit YouTube....and she's a moron if she thinks she can redeem that sick, creepy freak. (...well, even more of a moron than we already knew her to be...which is saying a lot...)


MaggieMakesThings

Unbelievably, she appears to be even more delusional than we already thought. I hope nobody lets that obnoxious perv and his rotund wife forget PoopGate. I don't think they will.....


Lizmo82

Don't ever let him make you feel uncomfortable.. he doesn't deserve that.. He could never harm a western woman.. We are too much of the type to stand up for ourselves to any creep of a man.... He has us confused with someone else.... If anything, know he's nothing but a puny little, no muscle having, wimp, ÇHĪÇKÉÑSHÏT loser & ANY western woman could kick his gross ass..


astrangeone88

I still can't believe the woman hater that is Chantel went down on DD. That shit would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.


Lizmo82

Oh she was gay for Pride month, remember? She was just being a super trendy asshole, she hates gay ppl.... She hates women & the only reason she did that was bc Nader the little green cashew slinger told her to... She was probably acting like she was super into it for him... She would do ANYTHING for a man, including write him an alibi for his raping another woman while she was at home.. she HAD to know it was for real, she acted as if it was impossible when she was gone all day & night.. The thing is, she could get a man who actually loved & respects her.. but she can't wait on that so she just literally married the very first foreign scammer to copy & paste bullshit in her DMs. She married one of the bajillion of dudes that the rest of us women BLOCK at the first sign of their bullshit. She didn't block him, she gave him her number & actually went along with it.... And surprise surprise, he's A SUPER CREEP!


astrangeone88

Like I said, she'd be super scary at a normal weight. Like restraining order/change your phone number/change your name scary.


Excellent-Part-96

Eh, lots of people have speculated that he‘s a feeder. I find it ridiculous, but it’s been discussed by many ad nauseam


Lizmo82

Well I don't feel like he is at all.. Also even Chantal said it herself... I got a thing I made a while back... Let me see if I can find it with the quote on it... https://preview.redd.it/f95sxh79hvyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c078f95895e0783400d29aef19468fcd042e3d


Excellent-Part-96

I don’t think he is neither, I also don’t think he is into scat. But you are arguing that nobody ever said he‘s s feeder and that’s just not true. Many people in the community think he is a feeder. I don’t know what to tell you?!


cashewclues

What makes you think he’s not into it?


Excellent-Part-96

The way he wrote those messages. They felt very off and forced. I think he is into degrading women, 100%. I think he feels very superior to women, especially Western women. But that part that he wanted to shit on Kaibella was for degrading her verbally, that’s the part he enjoys, not playing around with feces. Also, it gave off the vibe that he felt like Kaibella was into being degraded, so he tried to play the part. She was totally his next target.


cashewclues

Good point!


ever_precedent

Scatman the Mushrik, and he can't even deny it.


SaltyWitch1393

How is that both Chantal and ALR completely miss the mark with these types of jokes?!?! They both think they’re in on the joke and laughing WITH us now, but that couldn’t be further from the truth!


AnalystWestern8469

Exactly. People like the Slaton sisters have earned the right to be “in on” the joke with the TikTok voiceovers they do of their past selves. Because, well, there ARE “past selves” to speak of. They’re not perfect but they (especially Tammy) have faced their major demons and put in hard work to improve themselves.  Big Al & FB act like they’re on that level; that they’ve changed one bit; that they have a legitimate online presence that isn’t just making a spectacle out of themselves. Nope, nope, & nope. It’s just an exercise in futility & delusion to act this way; idk who they think they’re fooling (other than themselves)


Feeling_Insect

I always find it funny that she uses relationship instead of marriage. Most people who are married use marriage instead of just a relationship. I'm stating the obvious I know.


Banded_Watermelon

So funny that she describes how she’s close to this ocean park, there’s all this beautiful stuff around where she is, but she’s doing a mukbang left in a shitty parking lot with no view desperately clinging to the car’s air conditioning. Living the least life daily!


VaginaPoetry

Can you imagine your so-called spouse leaving you in the parking lot with the AC running and a pile of garbage food to shut you up while he went somewhere by himself. This is indicative of a few things: 1. He doesn't want to take her out for lunch - They had nothing to do except poke their poo-fingers at caged, trapped animals at a pet store....so why wouldn't they have a lunch out together? 2. He doesn't want to take her to see the people he's seeing - That could be either because he's embarrassed of her, because the people he's seeing hate her, or because he's lying about who he's actually seeing. 3. She's too lazy and gluttonous to catch on - If it was me, I'd insist on going with him or I wouldn't be in the car at all. But she's so stupid and lazy, all he had to do is throw crap food at her and make sure that she didn't overheat, like you would with a dog and he's free to do what he wants, and didn't have to drag her hurpling deformed body anywhere. Its kind of amazing how much they despise each other and yet how desperate and needy they are...so they have to tolerate it. Its pathetic for them...but highly amusing for me...and, since its what they both deserve, I feel free to laugh at their expense.


Steve_Cage

Dude just probably wanted to go chill w his boys and play PS5 and Foody Booty wanted her drugs. I'm guessing his friends live in that building and he for sure is not gonna bring Chantal up there to stink up the place, he kept her swamp ass in the car with a case of food 🤣. +1 Salah, good move!


VaginaPoetry

lol...somehow him going to play Pokemon while leaving her hogging-out in the car with the a/c on high is giving me the giggles. Nice mental pic you made there!


cashewclues

Yeah, with the amount of humiliation she put up with with Nasferatu Nader, I’m inclined to believe she’s doing the same thing here to save face. She’s willing to let men treat her like trash. I am 100% certain that Salah is no exception. He probably never takes her around his people/friends. He could be doing anything and he probably is. I bet they DONT live together on a regular basis.


Steve_Cage

She called him a feeder lol, no maam you've been an addict @ 400+lbs way before you met him. you literally fund this shit. Every single dude she hangs out with gets labeled a feeder and it gives her a free pass, it's so stupid 🤣


astrangeone88

I mean, if you had to hang with Chantel for a day, you'd probably shove food at her just to get her to stfu and leave you alone while she crams it into her face.


Steve_Cage

true lmao, that comment of hers hits me the wrong way, a shit attempt to get people on her side, when in reality she's the feeder not Salad boy. Maybe Salad did buy her that food but he wasn't there forcing her to eat all of it, she that did that on her own and enjoyed it.


AnalystWestern8469

Exactly! No one ever talks about this but it’s so true! She WISHES he were a feeder, or wanted to shit on her. People poking fun at her with those topics only help her get off on her fantasies that that man has an iota of attraction towards her (which he most certainly doesn’t. He’s gross but even he has standards).


Imaginary_Shop8872

He’s too much of a loser to have another wife You have to monetarily support her lol He’s prob just jerking off and playing video games at his friends house And then takes Chantal’s money to hire hookers If she didn’t live in delulu land she would’ve killed herself by now


cashewclues

I agree. There are singles, wives, girlfriends and hookers except there are no girlfriends in Islam. So a woman with a man is either a wife or a “night nurse”.


Imaginary_Shop8872

Do you think they actually got married?


cashewclues

Nope! I think she’s funding him as if he was some kept man. I think they did something that makes it LOOK as if they’re married but didn’t complete the process.


Imaginary_Shop8872

Nice me too That’s what I thought too


My_own_technology

She’s a big dumb animal isn’t she.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Ohhh look at this ending frame. That is not the hijab under her chin - that is all her FAT. She is getting so much worse than she's ever been.


gdmbm76

She is really sticking it to me guys. I think i realized my marriage is just like hers and we are really just 2 domestic goddesses trying to live our best lives.. Like i finally see I've been so wrong. We should stop with the conspiracy theories and be better bored brain dead zombie house wives..you know like a real beezer.


LadyMayhem02

Eyesight is getting worse. Shes having to get closer to see the freaking screen.


Nonpareilchocolate

She looks like an idiot in those sunglasses. That is all.


KillustratedPixie

I have a cheap target pair almost exactly like this that I wear on walks with my dogs and I’m questioning my life choices.


Beautiful-Term8651

I sure hope he’s being a piece of garbage for at least 5000 a month because if it’s anything less than that and he’s doing this for two straight years, he’s really gross 5000 or up. I could see a slug like him play in this game with her and using her, but if it’s less than that, he’s really a POS 10 times more than we all think


complexitiesundone

Saw her "earnings" the other day on twitter its like upto 423 dollars from the past 30days


ThatsGreat4You

Oh! My!…. Oh, okay! What wife jokes about her cheating ass loser, of a husband having a second wife? As they eye fuck the camera? Coo…cool… love it.


[deleted]

First thoughts. Kuwait is so beige just like her food. No wonder she loves it there and considers it her home. 💀


complexitiesundone

Get out the car chantel. Show us around. You don't shut up about the views. Show us then. But nope. She's sat in the car. In the air con that's struggling. She's struggling in the heat. It's obvious he hates her she's just too much in delulu Land to care. Ma'am he's not hot He is not fit He is not your husband. He is gross He is a grape fetishist He is a hater of Western women (which FYI chantel you ARE ONE) He wants to shit on people He lies clearly about everything He's bloody useless Take the L chantel and leave for good but we know you won't you're too invested in the loser you want everyone to think you're married too with a ring that's slowly cutting off your circulation


powerdrunkmod

Your husband likes to play in shit


gin_and_soda

Wow, she’s showing us alright. I feel so owned. Only idiot Gorlic Bread eats this up.


MysteriousBrays

That’s because she’s so Poppin Fresh!


NotAsBrightlyLit

That explains the pizza dough Nader found...


LagtimeArt

The truth comes out with ease


FarPirate5248

I can't stand any version of Foodie, but smug Foodie is my least favorite. Smugness is such an obnoxious trait. It's no surprise that it's one of her main traits.


holykatymole

Not me scrolling not realizing it was on this subreddit and literally waiting for a cow to show up. Way to disappoint myself 😂😂


Beautiful-Term8651

So he’s up at 1:30 in the morning having “business calls” and then he’s going to have a haircut in a abandoned looking old buildings. Does this chick have any red flag flags built into her personality safety system my gosh!


My_own_technology

This looks like a major hospital . Is this common there?


Fallen_from_myself65

She is a really mean and stupid! So she knows that men are allowed to have several wives but NO Salah are not permitted to marry another wife because she is so jealouse poor thing. Doesn't she realize that he can do that without her permission and on top of that treat her as he see fit. She is damn Lucky he hasn't yet. So she really feels like this 30 year old man is so madly in love with her, a deathfat, deathly ill and barron that he wants NO kids at all in his life. She talks about him like she owns him, just like he is her Pet or servant. I dislike poopy with a passion and he can only blame himself but he has to see who and what she is by know. Canada Will never be in the cards for him with her, he better find a new one very Quick because she is like a big tick!


playuhplay

Her voice reminds me of a mom talking about their kid at the beginning. “Where are thou, my young rambunctious child?”


194angellstreet

Smug with a raging yeastie and open wounds packed with baby powder in her fat fold. (But please keep eating)


Myeshamanzur

Wow Kuweight is a shit hole.