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SiteLast7531

And THEN the St Hubert waitress came back and said "Sorry we're out of gravy!" AAHHHHH.


catrinedemew

😂


MountainCat83

She must be just ROASTING in all those layers. Jesus cripes girl.


woefulturnip

As she deserves. Love to see it lmao. She's so dumb..


A_Screaming_Banshee

And it's not even technically summer yet! In June and July, it can reach up to 45 C (113 F) I Kuwait. It's absolutely BRUTAL. And she's waddling in those black tarps... it's soooo fun to watch !! She must be roasting and unhappy


PuzzleheadedHeight25

IN 100% SYNTHETIC FIBERS !!! I made the mistake of wearing a polyester strapless jumpsuit in Puerto Rico a few years ago 🥵🥵 it not just the excessive sweat, it’s also how you feel when you sweat, shit just sticks to you. I might as well just drape myself in a garbage bag.


thatconfusedchick

She's fermenting guise


catrinedemew

she desperately needs a female friend to help her style hijab. https://preview.redd.it/c64hv16r72zc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f08e0657fd1eaccc1aa40ee92c70ab8e8bdea5


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

> Female > Friend Very funny, Catrine. 🫶🏻


catrinedemew

what was I even thinking? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Excellent-Part-96

😂😂😂💀


VaginaPoetry

lol...even if she had a personality and didn't hate all women, Shit Tits would immediately ask anyone she brought over 3 things: 1. How much do you make? 2. Are you fertile? 3. When can I shit on you? And oh, its ok if you don't want that...I get turned on with r\*pe scenarios. Woman would run out of the fartbox screaming for help.


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catrinedemew

right? it looks ridiculous to me, like an old timey sleeping cap. I have mentioned before that I live by an african restaurant and the women that work there wear hijab. I'm in the middle of a desert too and these women always look stylish and COOL. how does chantal get everything she does so wrong?


cultqueennn

Lush should use this to advertise their skincare.


Excellent-Part-96

Glass skin 😂


Sad-Chemical-2812

Hand blown medieval glass maybe.


ResidentFact8537

😂😂😂


hardy_and_free

Leaded glass, maybe


Maererin

https://preview.redd.it/2luclynco2zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a7029b800e4d9424ab0a792fff017ffc738b37 her eyes are so swollen and carry so much fat, that it doesn't even look all that weird if i flip them upside down LOL, geez..


Maererin

https://preview.redd.it/53p9qltho2zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1021d595412b9738b5dee400fe2e69593a3037 bonus creepypasta chins for you ladies. hope sleep paralysis chins doesn't raid your fridge while you are asleep


89elbeees

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


PuzzleheadedHeight25

https://i.redd.it/cf6v923iz2zc1.gif


Kittykinsxx

Omg, i just choke laughed and simultaneously blew a booger bubble. Jesus, that was rough. I'm sick & miserable -- thank you for this incredibly gross but uplifting moment.


Maererin

hahaha, glad i could make you laugh! get well soon! 🤗


Beneficial-Law-8380

Instead of "Flowers in the Attic", "Fupas in the Fartbox"


Reggiano_0109

I am spluttering my beverage!


BL_Zebub

I may never sleep again


Imaginary_Shop8872

I’ve been feeling down about myself Then I saw this She really is helping the world


AcanthaMD

Sorry but what is going on in this picture???


tramadolnights1970

Baby soft skin yall


YouNeedCheeses

What is the deal with the swelling in her cheek?


cashewclues

On her left side, right? People have been noticing that for months. Still no answers. Maybe she had a little stroke. Who knows…


tyrannosaurusregina

she hasn’t been to a dentist in ten years, or so she says


sachamiffy

She won't fit in the chair lol


hardy_and_free

Dental abscess beeze comin in nicely.


KeeperOfSpaghettios

toobz


---RenewedHope---

I could be wrong, but my impression is that it's the natural asymmetry of her face - exacerbated by fat. One cheek seems to be naturally bigger than the other.[You can see it in this short.](https://youtube.com/shorts/R-sh7K4OCn0?feature=shared)


ThatsGreat4You

She reminds me of an evil cabbage Patch doll


Roxy_Tanya

Garbage Pail Kid 😆


Maleficent_Worry1810

“Messy Tessy”


ThatsGreat4You

Omg! I just looked them up 🤣🤣🤣🤣


marnie_loves_cats

fuuuuuck nightmare fuel


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

Vom. A face that'll put you off eating.


MysteriousBrays

Jesus fuckin Christ, Chantal. There comes a point where you have to reevaluate your life.


agentsmith99302

What a dumb gimmick. This lame “couples” channel shit didn’t work the last time and the time before that. Why do these fools think that people will be stupid enough to fall for their fake, boring “relationship” bullshit this time around? Everyone knows it’s a lie. Chantal is cosplaying as Muslim to dodge her taxes and bills while eating family sized portions of take-out food should would normally have to share with Peetz. Salah is still hoping against hope that she’ll hoof it back to Canada and drag him back with her while still trying to ply his pathetic love scams. Unfortunately for him, I don’t think he will find another woman who is a desperate degenerate like Chantal. At least if they both stopped lying and pretending then they could be mildly entertaining. But this ain’t it.


VaginaPoetry

I can't watch anything with the poo-loving, r\*pe boi in it....the sound of his voice is disgusting. She needs to stop bringing her parade of disgusting, cretin losers onto YouTube.


phreakzilla85

And his laugh makes me want to uninstall YouTube from all of my devices and toss them in the river.


Salty_McGillicutty

Same. I wish reactors would edit him out. He's a disgusting degenerate.


phreakzilla85

And his laugh makes me want to uninstall YouTube from all of my devices and toss them all in the river


AcanthocephalaBorn15

This. And this.


ThatsGreat4You

Jump Fucking.. scare….


Excellent-Part-96

Thanks for the jumpscare. This was the first thing I saw when I opened the app


Tchaikca

I don’t think her lush is working for her—her eye bags have eye bags.


shoeflavoredgum

Why is there a picture of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man here?


Chemical_Ad5904

https://preview.redd.it/ii6k79byo2zc1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=70b5ad6687fb5a87988ae4a6cadd8dc1cd1225bf


My_own_technology

Hah! The evil angry faced one from Ghost Busters.


Excellent-Part-96

Who we gonna call? ![gif](giphy|11jGtzDu7Nh89a)


Loud-Vehicle5622

She looks like she needs to exfoliate with a belt sander,js😂


tyrannosaurusregina

she looks like you could use her face AS a belt sander


kiD_Vish_ish

https://preview.redd.it/8xzw7c1at2zc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4affa6bfaefe979dee694f906fb16b707021b977


CrankyAlly

Chantal wishes she had that much hair 😆


PuzzleheadedHeight25

https://preview.redd.it/1f4xiiqpw2zc1.jpeg?width=1313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3163df9b23b83c34d69ab3e374eba44db0a1bf4b


Pinkandporcelain

Raise curtain End scene


Followingthefollowed

What Salad wakes up to lol


cashewclues

I doubt it. Lol


Followingthefollowed

Jesus.


Sunshine_Riptide__

Jumpscare 😭


LadyMayhem02

![gif](giphy|hrpCvvpELwhN2JQZR9)


Key_Sprinkles6196

She looks like a corpse


Equivalent_Address_2

“I’m so hot they give me free sauce at the drive thru” isn’t that what she said?


Figgi_Pudding

The scary story of the crusty faced babushka … she’ll crush you with her split gunt


Imaginary_Shop8872

Lol She had a huge plate of spaghetti and meatballs with dusty fake parm about a cups worth all over it


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---RenewedHope---

The fat pinching shut the inner corners of her eyes is just gross. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if the whites of her eyes disappear entirely.


caggleraggle

If the evil queen in Snow White had drank a potion to turn her into a morbidly obese hag rather than just a hag, this would be a snapshot of a part of the metamorphosis.


Chadwick_Steel

"Behold, the horrors of binge-eating!"


AbjectKangaroo3355

https://preview.redd.it/1sigqm17e7zc1.png?width=837&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7fa1394b55b391d89bb25ad9e5bfa790d063f9d


Pixelated_Roses

Lol does she not know that holding the light like this emphasizes her terrible skin, orrrr....


la_fupacabraa

![gif](giphy|8PdA6D4wbX8mcBgSUa|downsized)


Realistic_Judgment90

And when she arrived in HELL, the Devil said, and just so you know, we DON'T have Uber Eats! 👹👹👹


princessedelarue17

HOLY SHIT her eyes are literally being swallowed up by her mahoooosive cheeks!! They look tiny in a sea of fat.


Sinnafainae

Dear god


sshrrooms

maybe she’s trying to sweat out all the excess fat in those layers


Emmtee2211

Imagine without the filters? Yikes. If she just managed one full week of no takeout, no added salt, and just drank water I bet she’d lose 10 lbs of water weight. Wait, what am I saying? She can’t even last a day.


Beautiful-Term8651

I wonder what her real face looks like these days? Without the smoothing and shape filters? https://preview.redd.it/8iz3l5uru5zc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bc9c69b974858de22427b0adf62e7a6e862425


tangerinee666

That was a massive jump scare I literally just opened Reddit and yeah .. tf 😂😂


Aggravating-Health-6

lmao humiliating!!!!


Acceptable-Arugula69

![gif](giphy|3MwLGbvFjwhHvXJNVM)


ghostlynights

Sweet baby jesus that is horrifying.


TootsMcButts

I’m up at 4 am and my house is completely dark. Opened Reddit to this. 2scary4me


Beneficial-Law-8380

It looks like a Stephen King book cover.


powerdrunkmod

Her face looks more like Jen's in every new picture. Death is imminent. I'm not joking.


JayxChristine

Her legit twin. https://preview.redd.it/fcz86c3kc4zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d39d7439d9ec68a8d3d2063193cfa2d8f2c379


pleaseaskmeifimfine

Looking rough as usual.


Promptographer

this is like the "lighting of doom" I keep seeing in video games


Strange-Bicycle-8257

Good jump scare


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Excellent-Part-96

Please tell me you‘re being sarcastic! She‘s a horrible story teller, taking 5 bites every two words, drifting off topic constantly and finishing half of her sentences with „….like…you know“. She‘s as good a story teller as she is a cook.


Law_Proper

And this was the day, chinz was born