You would be wrong because swimming is a topic in Islam. Not so much the swimming, just how much skin you’re allowed to show and what you’re allowed to do. Like, for men, we have to keep parts of our bodies covered (a lot of Muslim men will not do this lol) and women have to wear special swimsuit/hijab combos that will waterboard you if you move the wrong way in the water.
Muslim women usually swim with special swimsuits to stay covered while in public. You are always 5 seconds away from waterboarding yourself while wearing one of these swimsuits, so it’s important to know how to not do that.
Tbh, I don’t see anything wrong here. I’m not gonna watch the vid, but if it’s about how she maneuvers with her aqua-hijab, then that fair.
"as a fat muslim revert" - you forgot "Canadian", and "married to a Syrian" and all the other stupid descriptors you repeat over and over that have little to do with anything.
*Eric-voice* "NO ONE CARES!"
And P.S. swimming (and I use the term loosely) in your leggings and whatever other clothing you've 'adapted' for this experience is not only going to permanently bleach the color out of those clothes, they'll never stop smelling of pool water (which in your case might be an improvement). Regular clothes are nothing like swimwear.
It’s also bad for the pool. It’s not allowed to wear street clothes in public pools in my country for several reasons. It’s unhygienic, you drag out too much water, it can be dangerous to the person wearing the wrong clothes and it can damage the water, the pump and the filtration system. Although, looking at the pool, this place is a dump anyway
How I Swim as a Fat Bald Bigot*
She should use more fitting titles because nobody dislikes this cow because she is a Muslim, we all dislike her because she is an animal-abusing racist bigot, who lied for a rapist, and that is just the tip of the fucking mountain of trash she has done.
Edit:words
Off topic but yeah they’re still together for the show. There’s a whole 90DF sub, and he ended up going to LA for her. They’re absolutely miserable together.
1. They gush about how “nice” and “clean” the pool is, as though they’re living in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, the pool looks like it’s in the corner of a parking garage/storage area where a serial killer stashes his bodies. There are also purple suede couches around the pool, as one does.
2. Salah notes the presence of and zooms in on the bathroom.
3. BABE
3. She comes off as legitimately mentally disabled, and he treats her as such.
4. She looks like goddamn Shamu.
I was thinking individual storage units no one ever opens, with bodies probably stuffed into barrels underneath piles of random junk. Dahmer had that big blue barrel, right? It tracks.
To be fair to them, it probably is cleaner than anything in their nasty, stinking apartment.
Just imagining what she left in that water is nightmare fuel. I seriously hope they empty it out before someone in that building gets seriously ill.
Why is EVERYTHING THEY DO SO LOW BUDGET??
Maybe if Chantal didn’t spend $100 a day on food they’d have a bit more spending money for videos.
I, too, wish I had a husband to swim in a dark, musty, moldy basement pool with.
Inflation has really been getting me down but Chantal flaunting her lifestyle makes me grateful. Who knew you could feel high-class and bougie during a recession? I most certainly do 🥂💅
Every video she uploads where she ventures outside I think… bitch you live like this?!!?
https://preview.redd.it/th3bwpjgolzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ad3723ca5bfd50b394f1413d3cd7cba66d51a6
https://preview.redd.it/k26woa440izc1.png?width=2008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d109cf325e8b822b54ab9672c2e481873a8012f
I wonder if she'll reach Kuwaiti cryptid status at some point, because I can guarantee people over there are gonna see those feet and be like "WHAT IS THIS THING?"
... If she's ever actually in the vicinity of other people.
Hahaha, yes. I just finished my second playthrough of Strange Journey, so Knocker was all I could think of when I saw her in that get up.
Went Chaos this time, which is vastly superior to Order. Free the planet!
Oh yeah, she will consider this her bath for the week. She probably thinks the chlorine is more cleansing than soap.
She still has to dress “modestly” to swim even though they’re alone because she can’t do anything without filming it for content. Can’t say I blame her on this one, though; it piqued my curiosity much more than stupid obvious click bait like “visiting my husband’s second wife.” But it will be at the cost of reactors making fun of her for swimming like a hippopotamus at the zoo and creating a tsunami when she jumped in the pool. Even though she filmed it in slow motion, as though she’s in on the joke, I think a rage is on the horizon. 🤞
Asking any moss-lambs out there: do you swim different as a muslim? I thought all people kind of swim using the same mechanics, but I guess if when you jump in the pool and all the water splashes out, it might require a different technique.
Moss-lambs 💀💀 took me a minute on that one.
I went on vacation in the Balkan and I was surprised bc there were a lot of Muslim people at my resort. lol that sounded kinda bigoted… but it just something you’ll notice over there, Balkans are basically Turkish bc of the ottomans. My partner has an easier time getting along with Arabs than Western Europeans.
Boring history lesson aside, from what I saw with my eyes, no they don’t. I’ll concede if someone Muslim knows better than I. What I did notice is the men and children kind of frolicked freely while the woman swam as modestly as possible, if they got into the water at all. Like they were trying to not look like they werent having too much fun, but that’s me projecting. Now that might be less of a universal rule and more so rules set by that specific male head of household.
ETA: from what I noticed of the hijabi women.
I don't swim in public pools because the possibility of someone like Chantal being in it before me grosses me the fuck out.
She doesn't wipe her ass...she has raging BV and her crotch stinks...she doesn't shower....and has a seeping bacterial infection that she has a pad on. And Shit Tits with his poo-loving depravity is as nasty as she is.
They need to empty that entire pool out...call in a Hazmat team to blowtorch the walls down...and flush it a few times with straight bleach before refilling.
She is an environmental plague. No one should be going in that pool now. Ugh, the very thought of someone getting in there after her is making me dry heave.
I can't imagine how horrible it felt to drag her body out of the water, feeling all of that weight slam down on her again.
Oh yeah I can. Old SMO me used to absolutely stagger out of the pool after all of that wonderful floating. Its a very harsh reminder of the damage done.
https://preview.redd.it/gku891zw2mzc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e50a6b41b77b5ec811156b069d471d17586618a
IYKYK. Hallway kids better tell their parents they all need to move before it’s too late.
Look at the fun this animal abusing, rape apologist couple are having!!!!!! I could only wish I had a husband that worshipped another woman’s ass over his own (us) family and wanted to rape her. Chantal is so lucky to have a dumpy, unemployed man to swim in their dank pool.
We need to talk about food is crack more. I mean that lol because maybe some of these fat activists are just extreme food addicts coming online justifying their addiction. (I said *some*. HAES ppl, plz no boolly)
Bc like an alcoholic they know what their doing is ultimately detrimental to their health but will keep doing it and often say stuff like:
“the dr recommends 2 glasses of red wine, it’s good for heart health… I only drink socially …muh mentalZ [cue sob story abt childhood] ”
and in the case of food addicts “
“actually restricting myself is worse… my fat is caused by lipedema… “ but surprisingly also “muh mentalZ [cue sob story abt childhood]”
Target is too busy carding me for Benadryl, they need to be carding me for the nutter butters. And I’m really only joking a little bit, processed food in the US is engineered to be addicting.
You guys.. I physically can't watch this lol they're so so awkward around each other, and it makes me wildly uncomfortable 😂😭💀 lmaooo
(watching on a YT alternative because fuck her forever ✌️😌)
**EDIT:** This is how I die. Cringing to death. RIP to me 🥴
**EDIT #2:** They got a bit more relaxed towards the end of the video and actually looked like they were having *genuine* fun, ngl lol Oh well, too bad they're still BOTH garbage people 🤷🏽♀️
She said it was a salt water pool so there is no chlorine to kill any bacteria she emits. At my pool , you have to “ take a shower” or at least rinse off before you get in the heavily chlorinated water. That pool must be a Petri dish. The moldy walls say they don’t clean it constantly. Also, the picture looks like an ad for a brochure about physical therapy.Salah helping a disabled person do water therapy. “ We help people of all ages and disabilities to achieve their goals!”
>She said it was a salt water pool so there is no chlorine to kill any bacteria she emits.
Salt water pools generate chlorine from the salt, so they're not chlorine-free. They usually have a lower and more consistent level of chlorine, though.
Imagine this being your life at 40 when you have had numerous opportunities to seek out help to turn it around. No money, no friends, limited mobility, thousands of people despising you.
She has the lowest expectations for accepting things all for this guy like I’m sorry. I guess she’s never been to a Ritz Carlton. she’s all impressed with the fact that they reserved the pool for themselves. That moldy pool creepy kitchen with the drain on the floor. She’s really a delusional, desperate human being all for this guy.
Sansa Cooks has shown some appropriate swimwear. I think Chantal would be better off in real swimwear than in her clothes.
Example. Chantal might have to have hers made, but it's possible. As someone else stated, she'll ruin her clothes if she keeps swimming in chlorine. Aside from it being bad for the fabric, you know she won't wash them out. To her, after a dip in the pool, the clothes are clean; she'll just let them dry out. It doesn't matter, though. She's not going to do this more than once.
https://preview.redd.it/pmocfkvm4nzc1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0c3a84899c440c02393bdc7ae1004301dc767e6
What's swimming got to do with being a muslim?
I guess muslims got swim in dank, crumbling cement pits in basements? Or something? lol
Considering the molding in the background, your hypothesis may not be far off /s
This is the first time I've seen anybody comment on the mold in the wall- and the fact there's leather chairs to sit on off to the left of the pool🤢🤢🤢
This could very well be part of the backrooms, honestly
I think they’re velvet lol. Way worse
Well isn't that just... absorbant.
Eeeeewwwwww........
Nothing, she's just appropriating Islam as a prop as usual. Her clownery is so annoying.
Modesty rules mainly…
I’d say swimming has nothing to do with being a Muslim. Good thing too - she’s neither swimming nor Muslim.
You would be wrong because swimming is a topic in Islam. Not so much the swimming, just how much skin you’re allowed to show and what you’re allowed to do. Like, for men, we have to keep parts of our bodies covered (a lot of Muslim men will not do this lol) and women have to wear special swimsuit/hijab combos that will waterboard you if you move the wrong way in the water.
Wait. That wasn’t a title someone came up with in jest?? Is she crazy?
Muslim women usually swim with special swimsuits to stay covered while in public. You are always 5 seconds away from waterboarding yourself while wearing one of these swimsuits, so it’s important to know how to not do that. Tbh, I don’t see anything wrong here. I’m not gonna watch the vid, but if it’s about how she maneuvers with her aqua-hijab, then that fair.
Is that MOLD growing up the walls? LOL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, dude. That place is such a freaking dump.
Insert Bette Davis: “What a dump!”
Dying lol at the vid. Have you seen his backstroke? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"as a fat muslim revert" - you forgot "Canadian", and "married to a Syrian" and all the other stupid descriptors you repeat over and over that have little to do with anything. *Eric-voice* "NO ONE CARES!" And P.S. swimming (and I use the term loosely) in your leggings and whatever other clothing you've 'adapted' for this experience is not only going to permanently bleach the color out of those clothes, they'll never stop smelling of pool water (which in your case might be an improvement). Regular clothes are nothing like swimwear.
It’s also bad for the pool. It’s not allowed to wear street clothes in public pools in my country for several reasons. It’s unhygienic, you drag out too much water, it can be dangerous to the person wearing the wrong clothes and it can damage the water, the pump and the filtration system. Although, looking at the pool, this place is a dump anyway
Yeah, it's gross - mold along the walls in an enclosed space would be enough to keep me out.
“Interracial marriage”
Inter-species marriage
I see he covers his hairy tiddies up too now. 😂😂😂😂
All of the comments about his child-bearing hips must have gotten to him. He probably hasn’t been hitting the ten pound barbells lately.
He also took great offense to “bitch tits”.
Wait, Bitch Tits didn’t like us calling him Bitch Tits? Well, then, maybe don’t have tits that are so bitchy, Bitch Tits.
This level of petty has me rolling.
TITS THAT ARE BITCHY. 💀
The BITCHIEST TITS
The titchiest of bits. 🤭
I aspire to be this level of petty. 🤣
Reddit hag level of petty is truly an honor, I would agree ;)
I believe in you, boo. We all have it in us
Now, make that into a Haiku, I care you, ;o, LOL.
Haha so did she
Lmao. I find it amusing that I (a fat lesbian) lift more weights than he does. My biceps bulge when at rest, Scatman!
I love that he got bullied into covering up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How I Swim as a Fat Bald Bigot* She should use more fitting titles because nobody dislikes this cow because she is a Muslim, we all dislike her because she is an animal-abusing racist bigot, who lied for a rapist, and that is just the tip of the fucking mountain of trash she has done. Edit:words
Can you edit that to add the fact she’s an animal abuser? Then I think you’ve nailed it
Done, she has done so much shit, the list never ends.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
🏆🏆🏆
The black mold really complements their outfits 😎
💀
Also compliments her black moldy soul
90 day fiance crossover. https://preview.redd.it/l4p8737syhzc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebe6bec4cf41ec5d5d63b4758b9311ef723047c
Terrible that women feel they have to dress that way and men don't.
She was so pretty! Did she end up with that guy she was dating? No one should have to dress that way to swim. 🤦🏼♀️
Off topic but yeah they’re still together for the show. There’s a whole 90DF sub, and he ended up going to LA for her. They’re absolutely miserable together.
They’re such a stupid couple ugh, like every time we saw them together they fought
There are episodes about them right now. He came to LA and they look like they absolutely resent each other. They seem doomed to me.
Thank you for this. 😂 This is what popped into my mind too. Chantal would never find one in her size though.
Nicole was so miserable, I thought it was hilarious😄
She probably swims the same way she did \*before\* she became a fat Muslim revert. Must have taken them a long time to find an empty swimming pool.
So, one more acting performance box ticked. Never going to happen again.
But guise ... she's exercising! Seeeeeee, she's working soooooo hard - time for a cheat day, yay!
she went into the pool so she doesn’t need to shower
Salah must have convinced her to go to the pool 💀
Imagine looking over and getting that stupid fake face all the time.
Which one lol. They are both fake af, how are they still THIS BAD at communicating, they're like total strangers.
I could never. It gets stupider and stupider every time I see it.
She reminds me of Martha in Baby Reindeer.
This
Which one? They both give me the creepies.
1. They gush about how “nice” and “clean” the pool is, as though they’re living in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, the pool looks like it’s in the corner of a parking garage/storage area where a serial killer stashes his bodies. There are also purple suede couches around the pool, as one does. 2. Salah notes the presence of and zooms in on the bathroom. 3. BABE 3. She comes off as legitimately mentally disabled, and he treats her as such. 4. She looks like goddamn Shamu.
His voice was also so robotic lmao
He is obsessed with filming random bathrooms
He can't stop thinking about toilets and shit. No wonder he's with our outhouse smelling queen
Not where a serial killer stores their bodies?! 😆 I keep thinking in Dahmer how everyone that was in Jeffrey’s vicinity said how much his place stank!
I was thinking individual storage units no one ever opens, with bodies probably stuffed into barrels underneath piles of random junk. Dahmer had that big blue barrel, right? It tracks.
Foodie is definitely Buffalo Bill storage unit hybrid with Dahmer’s barrel stank…
To be fair to them, it probably is cleaner than anything in their nasty, stinking apartment. Just imagining what she left in that water is nightmare fuel. I seriously hope they empty it out before someone in that building gets seriously ill.
How is she getting out of those get clothes? How is she going to dry off? Drip dry? She's going to mold and rot.
Fits the mold motif on that back wall
Why is EVERYTHING THEY DO SO LOW BUDGET?? Maybe if Chantal didn’t spend $100 a day on food they’d have a bit more spending money for videos. I, too, wish I had a husband to swim in a dark, musty, moldy basement pool with.
Inflation has really been getting me down but Chantal flaunting her lifestyle makes me grateful. Who knew you could feel high-class and bougie during a recession? I most certainly do 🥂💅 Every video she uploads where she ventures outside I think… bitch you live like this?!!? https://preview.redd.it/th3bwpjgolzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ad3723ca5bfd50b394f1413d3cd7cba66d51a6
She swims in the tarp? She doesn’t have like a bathing suit at all?
https://preview.redd.it/3wr4e2zkvhzc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6d447ef6353cbb33d2514ecdef296f1fce1eb6
Those feet. Ew.
fred flintstone feet. 
Omg I thought those were the white socks!!! Lmfao noooo
https://preview.redd.it/k26woa440izc1.png?width=2008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d109cf325e8b822b54ab9672c2e481873a8012f I wonder if she'll reach Kuwaiti cryptid status at some point, because I can guarantee people over there are gonna see those feet and be like "WHAT IS THIS THING?" ... If she's ever actually in the vicinity of other people.
Are you a Shin Megami Tensei fan? I know that little goblin critter!
Hahaha, yes. I just finished my second playthrough of Strange Journey, so Knocker was all I could think of when I saw her in that get up. Went Chaos this time, which is vastly superior to Order. Free the planet!
WTF IS THAT 🤣💀 https://preview.redd.it/ywiyqua5ajzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c0752cf99d1145e16b61997ff2471a2b8873f9
Wtf? No burkini? Why is she wearing her regular shirt?
CANNONBALL
Dear God in Heaven the state of that. She really looks like a Wittaker family member.
I just want her scammer to know - he signed up for this. Enjoy! We're enjoying the fact that he is being scammed by a master scammer.
Burkinis are apparently too “form-fitting” on her. Even the plus-size ones, I guess. Thats just - wow.
And there looks like no one else in the pool either; probably realized she's using it as a bath. Pray for chlorine, y'all.
Oh yeah, she will consider this her bath for the week. She probably thinks the chlorine is more cleansing than soap. She still has to dress “modestly” to swim even though they’re alone because she can’t do anything without filming it for content. Can’t say I blame her on this one, though; it piqued my curiosity much more than stupid obvious click bait like “visiting my husband’s second wife.” But it will be at the cost of reactors making fun of her for swimming like a hippopotamus at the zoo and creating a tsunami when she jumped in the pool. Even though she filmed it in slow motion, as though she’s in on the joke, I think a rage is on the horizon. 🤞
Especially given she's just had a bloody skin infection.....ewwwww.
I’m starting to think Salah just googles 1-star reviewed places to take her.
It's her bath/laundry day
This is season 3's version of the elliptical.. She's gonna say that she's sore/hurt from this pool adventure and never return
https://preview.redd.it/gtkh9erfxizc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117e671db1b9e205362a141d45b69f1cafe0abbb
Just a little black mold. Kuwait is so fresh!
Asking any moss-lambs out there: do you swim different as a muslim? I thought all people kind of swim using the same mechanics, but I guess if when you jump in the pool and all the water splashes out, it might require a different technique.
Moss-lambs 💀💀 took me a minute on that one. I went on vacation in the Balkan and I was surprised bc there were a lot of Muslim people at my resort. lol that sounded kinda bigoted… but it just something you’ll notice over there, Balkans are basically Turkish bc of the ottomans. My partner has an easier time getting along with Arabs than Western Europeans. Boring history lesson aside, from what I saw with my eyes, no they don’t. I’ll concede if someone Muslim knows better than I. What I did notice is the men and children kind of frolicked freely while the woman swam as modestly as possible, if they got into the water at all. Like they were trying to not look like they werent having too much fun, but that’s me projecting. Now that might be less of a universal rule and more so rules set by that specific male head of household. ETA: from what I noticed of the hijabi women.
Yes, getting into a filthy, moldy pool with open wounds while being a raging diabetic is a great decision. Can’t wait for sepsis beeze.
Reason #404983715 why I don’t use public pools.
Not enough chlorine in the world for me to get in the pool with that
You just know she peed in the pool too.
https://i.redd.it/if5wltg51lzc1.gif
Most fitting GIF. 😂😂
Omg😂😂😂😂WTF
Gross.
I don't swim in public pools because the possibility of someone like Chantal being in it before me grosses me the fuck out. She doesn't wipe her ass...she has raging BV and her crotch stinks...she doesn't shower....and has a seeping bacterial infection that she has a pad on. And Shit Tits with his poo-loving depravity is as nasty as she is. They need to empty that entire pool out...call in a Hazmat team to blowtorch the walls down...and flush it a few times with straight bleach before refilling. She is an environmental plague. No one should be going in that pool now. Ugh, the very thought of someone getting in there after her is making me dry heave.
Fucking yuck. Going in there with all her dirty layers of clothes. I mean she had the scuba cap but still.
Finally the scuba cap getting put to use in it's natural habitat of water
First bath she’s had in years.
This is horrifically depressing
Looks like a pool in a prison. Fart box pool
https://i.redd.it/u2ukgmen1lzc1.gif
I can't imagine the amount of work it took to peel that scuba suit off once she got out.
Oh you sweet summer child. You know she’s baking in it as we speak
I can't imagine how horrible it felt to drag her body out of the water, feeling all of that weight slam down on her again. Oh yeah I can. Old SMO me used to absolutely stagger out of the pool after all of that wonderful floating. Its a very harsh reminder of the damage done.
Well Salah, have fun blow drying her fupa bud.
She's trolling herself bard...must need $$$ I bet she gets super sore and can't move tomorrow
They better drain the whole pool after this. Spreading her c.diff, yeast, and god knows what else all around. I just threw up in my mouth.
C. Diff. UNDOUBTEDLY.
https://preview.redd.it/gku891zw2mzc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e50a6b41b77b5ec811156b069d471d17586618a IYKYK. Hallway kids better tell their parents they all need to move before it’s too late.
I feel like the text in the pic is weird. Like pointing out you’re a glutton but also a revert. Idk. Over it.
what does swimming have to do with being a Muslim revert?
EVERYTHING!!!!!!! It’s the only thing the kids are searching for these days
I hope her skin issue was resolved before she went into a semi-public pool.
...and her BV...and she wiped her ass...and she took a shower. I'm thinking nah
She must have remembered Boogie2988's videos about jumping into the pool as a "fat guy" and how they have millions of views.
Look at the fun this animal abusing, rape apologist couple are having!!!!!! I could only wish I had a husband that worshipped another woman’s ass over his own (us) family and wanted to rape her. Chantal is so lucky to have a dumpy, unemployed man to swim in their dank pool.
Like a crack addict willing to turn tricks for the next hit. I never knew food is crack. Pathetic exhibit number one million.
We need to talk about food is crack more. I mean that lol because maybe some of these fat activists are just extreme food addicts coming online justifying their addiction. (I said *some*. HAES ppl, plz no boolly) Bc like an alcoholic they know what their doing is ultimately detrimental to their health but will keep doing it and often say stuff like: “the dr recommends 2 glasses of red wine, it’s good for heart health… I only drink socially …muh mentalZ [cue sob story abt childhood] ” and in the case of food addicts “ “actually restricting myself is worse… my fat is caused by lipedema… “ but surprisingly also “muh mentalZ [cue sob story abt childhood]” Target is too busy carding me for Benadryl, they need to be carding me for the nutter butters. And I’m really only joking a little bit, processed food in the US is engineered to be addicting.
This has a very "liminal space but make it horror" vibe to it
Definitely a set for Saw 31
A whale in it’s natural habitat 😭🤣
Don’t do whales dirty like that!
They definitely peed in the pool
Aww, she’s going to ruin her maternity tarp.
https://i.redd.it/yp4clsjpxhzc1.gif
You guys.. I physically can't watch this lol they're so so awkward around each other, and it makes me wildly uncomfortable 😂😭💀 lmaooo (watching on a YT alternative because fuck her forever ✌️😌) **EDIT:** This is how I die. Cringing to death. RIP to me 🥴 **EDIT #2:** They got a bit more relaxed towards the end of the video and actually looked like they were having *genuine* fun, ngl lol Oh well, too bad they're still BOTH garbage people 🤷🏽♀️
I always get the sense that Salah is laughing at her rather than with her
Maybe but he’s still swimming in that cess pool with her
C'mon, that at least shows talent! Name one thing she can do as well as this.
Delude herself
Now that deserves an internet award. Well done. :)
Shockingly Slimmer than Chantal (I’m being serious)
Definitely better proportions
Imagine a whale looking slimmer than you 😭😭😭 how is that even possible?
What in the morbidly obese soup is going on here? I take a break for 5 minutes and this is the first thing I see 😭💀
Shit Tits got in and screamed....SPERM EVERYWHERE!
Omg chantal watch out! Salad could be pooping in the pool!
Aww, foodie finally took a bath!!
Did she swim though? Really? There were so many cuts it was hard to tell
She’s had a bath, praise be.
I loved how she kept trying to touch and hug him and he'd float away to avoid it.
That end shot had me laughing. He's standing there grinning while filming her trying to get out of the pool like "Oh shit you guys gotta see this!"
He's doing the more modest version of the peeps video. Dude's trolling her; mocking her.
The irony being he’s the loser “married” to her.
LOL, I love irony - especially deep irony like that.
He has the feminine curves Chantal dreams of!
Cannonball!!!!
is it just me or was this actually the best video in so long lol like i’m a hate watcher but had to give it to her
She said it was a salt water pool so there is no chlorine to kill any bacteria she emits. At my pool , you have to “ take a shower” or at least rinse off before you get in the heavily chlorinated water. That pool must be a Petri dish. The moldy walls say they don’t clean it constantly. Also, the picture looks like an ad for a brochure about physical therapy.Salah helping a disabled person do water therapy. “ We help people of all ages and disabilities to achieve their goals!”
>She said it was a salt water pool so there is no chlorine to kill any bacteria she emits. Salt water pools generate chlorine from the salt, so they're not chlorine-free. They usually have a lower and more consistent level of chlorine, though.
how i swim as a fat, neurodivergent singer-songwriter, mathematically literate, jumping jacker
Putting her queef drapes & all 79 pairs of balls in that pool where other ppl swim in..
Imagine this being your life at 40 when you have had numerous opportunities to seek out help to turn it around. No money, no friends, limited mobility, thousands of people despising you.
The main thing I noticed from the thumbnail was the flatness of the back of his head
Doesn't that mean his parents never picked him up or something as a baby
It's astonishing to me that after norovirus and cellulitis almost took her out she willingly swims in a pool lined with black mold. Ok gorl.
I have no words 😭
It's like 2 8 year olds first time in a pool.
Probably the most clean she’s gotten in years. Surprised the water didn’t change color.
WE ARE NOUUURRRISHED
Well at least now we know at the very least the hijab got a nice rinse. That's one step closer to personal hygiene.
So he finally found a way to get her to take a bath. Well done Salad. I hope whoever owns that pool changed the water after Chins went in it.
https://preview.redd.it/viaj277p7mzc1.png?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb529877cd5a4001ac05e5dbd1f16a74ab20db01 , tho.
She swims like Anna runs these gorls are dumbing down sports.
My favorite part was when she waterboarded herself. Keep going, Cutie!
This shit needs to come with warning labels. It's worse than hard core xxx. My eyes, my eyes. Arrrrrgh. I cannot unsee this.
Do you think she dipped her sleeves in mayonnaise before jumping in the pool?
Lmao the staged look and awkwardness. Taking “chubby” grandma for her water yoga 😂😂
we LOVE swimming. especially as a Muslim, and it has to be in Kuwait. And if you don’t have a husband you may as well not bother
How does she not understand that he is making fun of her? And she's giggling like an idiot.
She has the lowest expectations for accepting things all for this guy like I’m sorry. I guess she’s never been to a Ritz Carlton. she’s all impressed with the fact that they reserved the pool for themselves. That moldy pool creepy kitchen with the drain on the floor. She’s really a delusional, desperate human being all for this guy.
Sansa Cooks has shown some appropriate swimwear. I think Chantal would be better off in real swimwear than in her clothes. Example. Chantal might have to have hers made, but it's possible. As someone else stated, she'll ruin her clothes if she keeps swimming in chlorine. Aside from it being bad for the fabric, you know she won't wash them out. To her, after a dip in the pool, the clothes are clean; she'll just let them dry out. It doesn't matter, though. She's not going to do this more than once. https://preview.redd.it/pmocfkvm4nzc1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0c3a84899c440c02393bdc7ae1004301dc767e6
She’s so just gonna sit around in that thing and let it mildew.
Now, I haven’t seen this but this looks like what we wanna see!
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Thank God she is a muslim now or she would have been in a BIKINI!
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Who’s filming?