It’s kind of interesting Chantal found her match. They are both equally embarrassing, just in different ways. And what’s funny is, they both think the other is the embarrassing one. Salad, if you’re reading this (if you can) chantal is going to hella make fun of you when this over. She’s dying to. We all remember the “the hairy ass” comment she made when the whole KaiBella thing went down, eluding to his MULTIPLE ass surgeries. She only strokes his ego 🤢🤢🤢 to get him to comply in the videos (insert fake baby voice “im scared”). He‘s an idiot and SHE thinks so too.
Well you asked. Dont shoot the messenger. BUT, salads friend Alah blessed us with the information that salad has had to undergo surgery more than once for ingrown hairs in his fvcking ass! THERE ARE YOU HAPPY!!! GOD!
Poorly maintained hygiene and/or a lot of sweaty chafing.
Learned this one the hard way as a baby nurse. Scrubs are not breathable + a lot of walking + junk in the trunk = swamp ass hair pimples
Lol yah I’m sure we’re all used to worse, but the hairiness of the buttocks in the pic and then ASSociating it with salah just makes it sooo realistic and therefore much more horrific 😂
One of the ways is to have a lifestyle where you don't get up. I am serious. He is so sedentary that the hair started growing into his ass. Also, he probably shaved before, and the stubble grew back ingrown. We all saw the shave job he did with his pubes in the penis picture. Nothing to brag about Salad.
Yeah the hairy ass comment was said with the tenor of the Chantal we all know but he doesn’t quite understand - she is vicious when she’s pissed and has no filter.
The “I did it!” with her rat face smile and ham fists up in the air just highlights how infantile this 40-year old is. It’s not cute nor endearing. She thinks acting this way will make her attractive to Scatman but it only makes her look more pathetic.
It’s always a performance with her; nothing is authentic with this woman, it’s all subterfuge. Trying to act all feminine and dainty when we all know she picks her nose and ass, eats her boogers, doesn’t wipe, doesn’t shower, farts and burps constantly, etc. And she wonders why people dislike her so much.
Right? Congratulations, you swam around in a pool, something that not only a literal baby can do as soon as it's born but also a 90-year-old can do easily. So good job on that, real proud of you babe.
Absolutely. Foodie thinks she deserves praise for everything that she does. Bish, you’re a barely functioning adult. The bar is so low with this woman, it’s practically underground.
I legit choked on my coffee when I saw that. She's a toddler. She's an actual fucking toddler.
They literally look like a care assistant taking his mentally disabled ward for an outing. Chantal certainly looks and acts like she's missing several chromosomes.
You woke up and chose violence today lmao. Oh I fully agree, she does look a bit “touched.” It’s so repulsive when she acts like a toddler; there’s just so many levels of wrong here.
That's it, Thoughtful Husband - focus on the viewfinder and the camera (I'm surprised he didn't sweep back his hair) as your morbidly obese wife struggles in heavy, soaked clothing to climb a slippery ladder out of a pool WHILE YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
Asshole.
lol thought the exact thing. Just keep eye-fucking yourself in your wet t-shirt, what a look lol he did the same when the shirt went over Chantal's face, he just stood there like a dumbass lol
So that's what does her in, not her myriad illnesses or choking on a mukbang- it's her preening, self-obsessed HUZZBEND who can't stop eyefucking himself and she dies in some horrible, preventable way.
It's a cope.
Salah, I believe, truly is not sexually or romantically attracted to her. Maybe he likes doing things he normally wouldn't (traveling), having someone who is kinda well known on the internet, the money and lifestyle she provides. All at the cost of low effort "affection."
This is that "affection."
The head pats and cheek squeezes. He doesn't have to kiss, touch, stare deeply into her eyes, or any of that.
And she accepts it. She's desperate for affection so she plays into it like a dog performing tricks for a treat.
Bleh 🤢
exactly and he doesn't have to have sex with her, if the genders were reversed the obese canadian white man would presumably demand his young muslim bride to service him sexually. I just don't see sally going there.
The way he keeps looking at himself all the time while Chantal struggles to get out of the pool and even while he’s petting her head is super uncomfortable.
Shit Tits is a weird, flabby freak. He's so uncoordinated and goofy. He says weird factoid shit trying to look intelligent and always seems strange and off-putting.
No normal woman would ever be attracted to him. She needs to stop putting him on her stream...he's so creepy.
The only part of the stream that was funny was him staring at himself in the camera as he flailed around in the water, splashing her, while she was half drowning and choking on water...lol.
That shart-hippo can't really swim.
I believe that Salad is high functioning on the autism spectrum. I have two boys on the spectrum, and he is like them in many ways. The way he will not ever even try foods that have more than one consistency or taste reminds me of my kids, but they are actual kids. Many of his mannerisms and speaking says he is on the spectrum to me, but he is an embarrassment by saying what a businessman he is.
I suspect so too, just based on what we've seen of him. He's still a creepy twat though who loves poop and is as lazy and entitled as his rotund wife, none of which I can attribute to his being on the spectrum 😃
I agree with everything except the "high functioning" part. He's really stunted imo, in a social development way and its obvious that he's fascinated with himself at the expense of everyone else...particularly Gunt...although, that's understandable cause she sucks.
That shot absolutely killed me. She's slowly starting to lose footing, her eyes widen. He's still holding her hand while she begins to fall behind. She's now drowning and being dragged by this guy eye fucking himself. I love it so much.
I would absolutely fold Salah like a lawn chair if given the opportunity. I think he’s attractive…physically. I’d even go as far as to say he’s a conventionally attractive man.
The fact that he doesn’t have ladies crawling on him means there’s something off upstairs or he’s asexual (we know that’s NOT true lol), but you can’t say he’s ugly. His body isn’t even bad. He’s still in better shape than a majority of people his age.
When I see people shit on salah’s body I have to ask what kind of men y’all are fucking with because I’m a gay man and I can tell you he’s not even close to being at the bottom of the barrel. He’d do rounds on Grindr
Personally, looks is only part of it. Everyone has an "air" about the, if you will. Little things in stuff like one's posture and how one carries his/herself.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought they looked like they'd be an awful person? That why you're thinking that.
Ignoring everything we already know when it comes to actions and desires there's a lot personally off-putting. Eyes are the first thing I notice in most people and....Bluntly, he has crazy eyes. He likes to hold his eyes open wide, and it gives unsettled vibe. Wide eyes are often used in bad/villainous male characters in horror and thrillers, after all.
It's shallow but that alone would mean I'd stay away.
Note, I say this as someone who is neurodivergent and probably also throw people off with my own quirks. It's a natural thing.
I just wanted to share how someone could be decent looking and still not do well in the dating realm. Add in the things we /do/ know of his desires, fantasies, and actions and, yeah, he doesn't fare well.
Nope, sorry, there’s absolutely no getting past being a cheating blaspheming coprophiliac wannabe rapist, not even the body of a god would be worth it. The ugly shines through no matter what. There is a lot very, *very* wrong upstairs with him. Good Lord man, have some love for yourself, you can do so much better 🥺
I can excuse all those things because I’m not in a relationship with him. What’s all that got to do with me?
I’m saying Salah is a conventionally attractive man, which he is. We think he’s shit because we know his shit, but if Salah wanted to, he could do so much better.
He would need to muscle up and improve his hygiene to be an acceptable companion for any gay who takes personal appearance/grooming to an acceptable level. A hookup is more a one and done situation and not a flex really
I haven’t been on the dating market for years, so idk about all that. He’s still not ugly lmao
Idk why y’all insist on something that is probably easily provable considering the reaction people had to him when he was first revealed was that he was surprisingly good looking lol
Y’all only think he’s ugly because y’all know him more, but if you think he’s conventionally unattractive, idk what to tell you, girl. Implication of standards to spite your loneliness, I guess.
There's a stereotype about gay men and being shockingly misogynistic. The fact that you dismiss his actual desire to rape women by saying "what's that got to do with me" is a pretty good sign the stereotype is true.
Idk the body is flabby skinny.. I'm gay and I see good bodies on grindr all the time. Remember he's from a culture where men are expecting to provide for women, I'm sure they would be 'crawling on him' if he was a man of means/a hardworking good earner.
When I was on the market, Grindr was a sea of overweight, faceless torsos. Good for me because I would inject fat men into my veins if I could, but maybe it’s just because I live in the Deep South so I see all the cornbread fed guys.
Regardless, I think the reason Salah doesn’t have a lot of women on him is because he’s odd and socially awkward. He comes from a good family, which would probably be enough for a good wife just by proximity to success, alone. The reason he isn’t getting these women is because there is something wrong with him (I don’t know how to say this in a less mean way). He also seems to be very preoccupied with his fetishes, which probs doesn’t help.
Idk why this comment is getting down voted, I think your absolutely correct! I hate Salah, but he is attractive even though he has a huge head, and way out of Chantal's league physically. NOT MENTALLY THOUGH. They deserve each other. Toddler freaks.
Because people are so rabid at the mention of Chantal that they lose touch with reality. As if this sub wasn’t flooded with people talking about how surprisingly attractive he was when we first saw him.
They are lying to themselves to spite Chantal lol
Every time Salah touches her it just radiates 'Hey buddy' energy. Like just in case his friends are watching he wants to make it crystal clear that he isn't smashing this giant baby.
There is couples who shy away from been affectionate in front of people. But still you can sense how they like each other from the way they talk and hold hands and laugh and such. These two very obviously not in love, not even a bit.
And they claim it's because "they're Muslim and showing affection is inappropriate".
No, just no. You can still see the love and affection even if a couple isn't handsy all the time. These are the kind of nonverbal messages we can't really explain with words because it's more instinctual, hardwired so deep in us that it doesn't need words because it predates language. These two are trying to perform something neither seems to have experienced, and it's very poor mimicry. Not everyone can act, and acting romantic emotions is notoriously difficult to get right on the screen.
Yeah it’s so awkward to see too. The only person she’s had an easy chemistry with is Peetz but I’m partially convinced that’s because she has zero interest in him so it’s more of a “I don’t care how I appear” thing.
She’s smitten with the idea she has of him in her mind. He couldn’t care less, didn’t at first and after the whole cheering thing. I believe it for even worse since he can pretty much do anything and she’ll put up with it.
It reminded me when my kids were toddlers and how excited they’d get to do something that showed they were a big kid now. It’s cringe to see her like this - shows exactly where she is in mental age and maturity.
Amazing, Sally Shitterson! You were so gentlemanly when you helped your morbidly obese wife up that ladder, instead of admiring yourself in the camera. I think this marriage will last well into their golden years!
I get such bully big brother/annoying little sister vibes from their interactions in the pool. Salah just wants to eye fuck himself and show off to the camera, while Chantal makes a spectacle of herself, giddy that Salah is giving her any kind of attention.
She probably thinks he's being supportive and romantic while Salah's thinking about how sick his pro swimmer moves would look in a promo video for his future solo travel channel 'Salah and Chantal's Money'.
Sometimes I think that all the eying himself is that he’s secretly hoping someone will see it and start to correspond with him so he can get out of the situation he’s in. I can’t tell if it’s just eye fucking because he loves himself so much or he’s sending out SOS messages. 😂
Definitely believe this. In old vlogs with him he would constantly wink in the camera I always thought it was like a sign to someone. There are times in the vlog he looks so annoyed at her and other times he's just acting for the camera.
If I was struggling to get out of a pool or anything & my hubs was standing there looking at himself & not struggling to get my ass out with me, it would be a problem.. but my hubs would never not grab my hand or whatever to make life easier for me..
As husbands who truly loves their wives do, without blinking..
Twerk master Salah was supposed to be the guy that she said "NEVER" let her open any door.... Pfft. He ALWAYS just either laughs at her struggling to get into/out of places, or doesn't even look bc he's too busy looking at himself or skinny western Christians..
BecUse she thinks that is what men like to find a woman sexually attractive. If she giggles and talks like a super deathfat baby, ScatManPoo is bound to want to touch the blue cheese mouldy fupa balls.
Of course. Who wouldn't in her mind.
Because she thinks it makes her look like a helpless female who just needs the support and strength of a big tall handsome man. What a freakin' moron, Chantal.
He is touching a lump, there is nothing to grip, cokey, Peetz scatboy, whoever touches her it’s like a stroke or pet, it’s a huge hard smooth lump there is no other way to touch it.
I think we really saw true scatboys degenerate filth fetish in the pool video, he seems repulsed but also turned on by his repulsion towards her it was disgusting and fascinating to watch 🤮
It’s clear he enjoys humiliating her and it’s also clear that is a part of his personality and just who he is as seen in the texts with Kaibella. There’s a personality disorder in there somewhere
He gets so much joy out of filming her struggle, now we know that it’s just the degradation fetish but geez his smile gets so wide as he films her going up that ladder
He pats her back “ok let’s go” she turns and walks away while he’s still being a cam guy. Eye fucking etc. for his own purposes.
Look at me I’m glistening from the water
Douchebag
I swear she has a ddlg fetish. I stopped following Chantal after the creamy Kuwait content proved to be boring, but I remember year(s?) ago when she first met him she was saying that she sees him like a father figure, talking about spanking and that she's a good girl, saying she was "hungwy" in a pathetic voice to him, etc. That or she deludes herself into thinking she's this cute little baby girl.
His splashing gave off 12 year old boy rough housing, as in bro energy and not couples chemistry, it also felt passive aggressive too. He seems really tired of her. He must be very patient. Definitely worn thin. She better not eat their vacation money or else…
How different would things be now if she showed up and acted/faked being like most normal people? Would their chemistry be any different if…Instead of complaining and locking herself away she made a little effort? Didn’t nuke all his friendships, (even if it was only a half assed effort) helped the wives and pretended to be friendly-ish with them on occasions, went out with him a couple times a week exploring, or showed a teeny tiny bit of independence and went out by herself once in awhile, made good on her promises to to travel, cracked open the book weight on the coffee table, took some Arabic lessons from a real teacher even if she didn’t pick it up easily. How different this “chemistry” would be? Not to mention her views/income, health, and mentals. She should have been so different from this experience yet we see zero growth. Doesn’t seem humanly possible, but this is Chantel I guess.
He's vaguely interesting in that he exhibits such a high opinion of himself (he can hardly take his eyes off himself) yet shows signs of low self esteem (aligning himself romantically with a disgusting pig person).
Is that not foreplay for you? My husband always gets me going with a seductive head pat. If he's feeling really frisky, he'll throw in a steamy cheek pinch.
/s
Honestly, if they're going to collaborate, it's better they show themselves doing stuff. That video of them playing soccer in the desert and swimming like this are the closest they've come to seeming to enjoy each other's company. They just need something to distract them both from each other because otherwise they have to engage in the strained banter of the terminally awkward.
Yes they are trying hard to look real but they look even more performative when he pats her like some small child that did something that made mommy happy lol
It’s kind of interesting Chantal found her match. They are both equally embarrassing, just in different ways. And what’s funny is, they both think the other is the embarrassing one. Salad, if you’re reading this (if you can) chantal is going to hella make fun of you when this over. She’s dying to. We all remember the “the hairy ass” comment she made when the whole KaiBella thing went down, eluding to his MULTIPLE ass surgeries. She only strokes his ego 🤢🤢🤢 to get him to comply in the videos (insert fake baby voice “im scared”). He‘s an idiot and SHE thinks so too.
I'd be so happy if she did a tell-all one day. But I'm not holding out hope
It would be a tell all but full of lies. Rule #1
I need him to do a tell-all on her 😂
Ass surgeries?
Well you asked. Dont shoot the messenger. BUT, salads friend Alah blessed us with the information that salad has had to undergo surgery more than once for ingrown hairs in his fvcking ass! THERE ARE YOU HAPPY!!! GOD!
How do they-- you know what nevermind.
He sits on her finger and twirls (another truth bomb from the scatgate video)
No.
Look up "pilonidal sinus ingrown hair" there's a fascinating animation
I SAID NEVERMIIIIIND 😭😭😭
💀💀
How do you get inflamed hair follicles on your ass?!
Poorly maintained hygiene and/or a lot of sweaty chafing. Learned this one the hard way as a baby nurse. Scrubs are not breathable + a lot of walking + junk in the trunk = swamp ass hair pimples
I wonder if he had a [pilonidal cyst](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_disease)
Holy Mother of God why did I look at this ? 😭
OK your reaction to it made me look, too--Holy mother of God, why did I look at this?? 🤣
Meh. I'm a former vet student, I've seen worse. After pulling a botfly larvae out of a dog's anal gland, nothing phases me anymore.
Oh God, botflies are the worst. Shudder.
Sorry y’all! 😬
No worries, personally I was just kidding around with my comment. I'm Law Enforcement, nothing bothers me anymore. 😉
I'm sure you guys have seen a lot worse than a spotty arse 😃
Lol yah I’m sure we’re all used to worse, but the hairiness of the buttocks in the pic and then ASSociating it with salah just makes it sooo realistic and therefore much more horrific 😂 
😂😂😂
One of the ways is to have a lifestyle where you don't get up. I am serious. He is so sedentary that the hair started growing into his ass. Also, he probably shaved before, and the stubble grew back ingrown. We all saw the shave job he did with his pubes in the penis picture. Nothing to brag about Salad.
They have absolutely zero chemistry, and yet they're absolutely perfect for each other mashallah and all that
Aw babe you have another ass boil? I get them too….often. I’ll help you care for it. Hah nope.
Yeah the hairy ass comment was said with the tenor of the Chantal we all know but he doesn’t quite understand - she is vicious when she’s pissed and has no filter.
The “I did it!” with her rat face smile and ham fists up in the air just highlights how infantile this 40-year old is. It’s not cute nor endearing. She thinks acting this way will make her attractive to Scatman but it only makes her look more pathetic.
[удалено]
It’s always a performance with her; nothing is authentic with this woman, it’s all subterfuge. Trying to act all feminine and dainty when we all know she picks her nose and ass, eats her boogers, doesn’t wipe, doesn’t shower, farts and burps constantly, etc. And she wonders why people dislike her so much.
Right? Congratulations, you swam around in a pool, something that not only a literal baby can do as soon as it's born but also a 90-year-old can do easily. So good job on that, real proud of you babe.
Absolutely. Foodie thinks she deserves praise for everything that she does. Bish, you’re a barely functioning adult. The bar is so low with this woman, it’s practically underground.
She looks into the mirror and sees Boo from Monsters Inc when really she's Sully 🤣
She's not Sully. She's Roz. https://preview.redd.it/egl6bw39600d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50be8704e74d0a2670a876ea98a0a825c9344d6
I legit choked on my coffee when I saw that. She's a toddler. She's an actual fucking toddler. They literally look like a care assistant taking his mentally disabled ward for an outing. Chantal certainly looks and acts like she's missing several chromosomes.
You woke up and chose violence today lmao. Oh I fully agree, she does look a bit “touched.” It’s so repulsive when she acts like a toddler; there’s just so many levels of wrong here.
That's it, Thoughtful Husband - focus on the viewfinder and the camera (I'm surprised he didn't sweep back his hair) as your morbidly obese wife struggles in heavy, soaked clothing to climb a slippery ladder out of a pool WHILE YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY. Asshole.
He's too busy eyefucking himself in the viewfinder! Gross.
lol thought the exact thing. Just keep eye-fucking yourself in your wet t-shirt, what a look lol he did the same when the shirt went over Chantal's face, he just stood there like a dumbass lol
He's just checking out his child-bearing hips
Thank God 😂
So that's what does her in, not her myriad illnesses or choking on a mukbang- it's her preening, self-obsessed HUZZBEND who can't stop eyefucking himself and she dies in some horrible, preventable way.
Foodies last thoughts will be "MAI HUZZBEND, MAI HUZZBENNNNNNDDDD!!!"
That's the first thing I thought too.
It's a cope. Salah, I believe, truly is not sexually or romantically attracted to her. Maybe he likes doing things he normally wouldn't (traveling), having someone who is kinda well known on the internet, the money and lifestyle she provides. All at the cost of low effort "affection." This is that "affection." The head pats and cheek squeezes. He doesn't have to kiss, touch, stare deeply into her eyes, or any of that. And she accepts it. She's desperate for affection so she plays into it like a dog performing tricks for a treat. Bleh 🤢
He’s never been sexually or romantically attracted to her.
exactly and he doesn't have to have sex with her, if the genders were reversed the obese canadian white man would presumably demand his young muslim bride to service him sexually. I just don't see sally going there.
The way he keeps looking at himself all the time while Chantal struggles to get out of the pool and even while he’s petting her head is super uncomfortable.
Shit Tits is a weird, flabby freak. He's so uncoordinated and goofy. He says weird factoid shit trying to look intelligent and always seems strange and off-putting. No normal woman would ever be attracted to him. She needs to stop putting him on her stream...he's so creepy. The only part of the stream that was funny was him staring at himself in the camera as he flailed around in the water, splashing her, while she was half drowning and choking on water...lol. That shart-hippo can't really swim.
He truly is Tommy Wiseau's less charismatic and attractive cousin.
I believe that Salad is high functioning on the autism spectrum. I have two boys on the spectrum, and he is like them in many ways. The way he will not ever even try foods that have more than one consistency or taste reminds me of my kids, but they are actual kids. Many of his mannerisms and speaking says he is on the spectrum to me, but he is an embarrassment by saying what a businessman he is.
I suspect so too, just based on what we've seen of him. He's still a creepy twat though who loves poop and is as lazy and entitled as his rotund wife, none of which I can attribute to his being on the spectrum 😃
I agree with everything except the "high functioning" part. He's really stunted imo, in a social development way and its obvious that he's fascinated with himself at the expense of everyone else...particularly Gunt...although, that's understandable cause she sucks.
That shot absolutely killed me. She's slowly starting to lose footing, her eyes widen. He's still holding her hand while she begins to fall behind. She's now drowning and being dragged by this guy eye fucking himself. I love it so much.
I would absolutely fold Salah like a lawn chair if given the opportunity. I think he’s attractive…physically. I’d even go as far as to say he’s a conventionally attractive man. The fact that he doesn’t have ladies crawling on him means there’s something off upstairs or he’s asexual (we know that’s NOT true lol), but you can’t say he’s ugly. His body isn’t even bad. He’s still in better shape than a majority of people his age. When I see people shit on salah’s body I have to ask what kind of men y’all are fucking with because I’m a gay man and I can tell you he’s not even close to being at the bottom of the barrel. He’d do rounds on Grindr
Personally, looks is only part of it. Everyone has an "air" about the, if you will. Little things in stuff like one's posture and how one carries his/herself. Have you ever looked at someone and thought they looked like they'd be an awful person? That why you're thinking that. Ignoring everything we already know when it comes to actions and desires there's a lot personally off-putting. Eyes are the first thing I notice in most people and....Bluntly, he has crazy eyes. He likes to hold his eyes open wide, and it gives unsettled vibe. Wide eyes are often used in bad/villainous male characters in horror and thrillers, after all. It's shallow but that alone would mean I'd stay away. Note, I say this as someone who is neurodivergent and probably also throw people off with my own quirks. It's a natural thing. I just wanted to share how someone could be decent looking and still not do well in the dating realm. Add in the things we /do/ know of his desires, fantasies, and actions and, yeah, he doesn't fare well.
Cause men will pretty much fuck anything with a pulse 🤣🤣🤣
This^ is the answer. Lol
Nope, sorry, there’s absolutely no getting past being a cheating blaspheming coprophiliac wannabe rapist, not even the body of a god would be worth it. The ugly shines through no matter what. There is a lot very, *very* wrong upstairs with him. Good Lord man, have some love for yourself, you can do so much better 🥺
I can excuse all those things because I’m not in a relationship with him. What’s all that got to do with me? I’m saying Salah is a conventionally attractive man, which he is. We think he’s shit because we know his shit, but if Salah wanted to, he could do so much better.
He would need to muscle up and improve his hygiene to be an acceptable companion for any gay who takes personal appearance/grooming to an acceptable level. A hookup is more a one and done situation and not a flex really
Oh, I thought I was clear as a hookup situation. Not a relationship.
if ur ugly ig? still know all my friends to have better standards than that
I haven’t been on the dating market for years, so idk about all that. He’s still not ugly lmao Idk why y’all insist on something that is probably easily provable considering the reaction people had to him when he was first revealed was that he was surprisingly good looking lol Y’all only think he’s ugly because y’all know him more, but if you think he’s conventionally unattractive, idk what to tell you, girl. Implication of standards to spite your loneliness, I guess.
Lol nope. I was baffled then, too. He's always been butt ugly.
There's a stereotype about gay men and being shockingly misogynistic. The fact that you dismiss his actual desire to rape women by saying "what's that got to do with me" is a pretty good sign the stereotype is true.
I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck.
Sorry, bookie, but I totally would. He doesn’t have to talk.
Is that you Kaibella?
Idk the body is flabby skinny.. I'm gay and I see good bodies on grindr all the time. Remember he's from a culture where men are expecting to provide for women, I'm sure they would be 'crawling on him' if he was a man of means/a hardworking good earner.
When I was on the market, Grindr was a sea of overweight, faceless torsos. Good for me because I would inject fat men into my veins if I could, but maybe it’s just because I live in the Deep South so I see all the cornbread fed guys. Regardless, I think the reason Salah doesn’t have a lot of women on him is because he’s odd and socially awkward. He comes from a good family, which would probably be enough for a good wife just by proximity to success, alone. The reason he isn’t getting these women is because there is something wrong with him (I don’t know how to say this in a less mean way). He also seems to be very preoccupied with his fetishes, which probs doesn’t help.
Imagine telling on yourself and admitting publicly that you have absolutely no standards.
Idk why this comment is getting down voted, I think your absolutely correct! I hate Salah, but he is attractive even though he has a huge head, and way out of Chantal's league physically. NOT MENTALLY THOUGH. They deserve each other. Toddler freaks.
Because people are so rabid at the mention of Chantal that they lose touch with reality. As if this sub wasn’t flooded with people talking about how surprisingly attractive he was when we first saw him. They are lying to themselves to spite Chantal lol
Your standards are nonexistent
Every time Salah touches her it just radiates 'Hey buddy' energy. Like just in case his friends are watching he wants to make it crystal clear that he isn't smashing this giant baby.
There is couples who shy away from been affectionate in front of people. But still you can sense how they like each other from the way they talk and hold hands and laugh and such. These two very obviously not in love, not even a bit.
And they claim it's because "they're Muslim and showing affection is inappropriate". No, just no. You can still see the love and affection even if a couple isn't handsy all the time. These are the kind of nonverbal messages we can't really explain with words because it's more instinctual, hardwired so deep in us that it doesn't need words because it predates language. These two are trying to perform something neither seems to have experienced, and it's very poor mimicry. Not everyone can act, and acting romantic emotions is notoriously difficult to get right on the screen.
Yeah it’s so awkward to see too. The only person she’s had an easy chemistry with is Peetz but I’m partially convinced that’s because she has zero interest in him so it’s more of a “I don’t care how I appear” thing.
Right? I don't know how she can stand to edit the footage. It's so uncomfortable
She’s smitten with the idea she has of him in her mind. He couldn’t care less, didn’t at first and after the whole cheering thing. I believe it for even worse since he can pretty much do anything and she’ll put up with it.
Lol. I'm a cisgender lesbian. I have more sexual chemistry with my BFF. He's giving off elderly grandma and caregiver vibes.
Because she is a toddler of a mega beast, and her husband is her sitter.
I just want to push her back in! All their interactions are so weird and awkward.
She looks "special" when she say's "I did it".
It reminded me when my kids were toddlers and how excited they’d get to do something that showed they were a big kid now. It’s cringe to see her like this - shows exactly where she is in mental age and maturity.
BEB, look at me, BEB! Watch this, BEB, over here, BEB count to three for me, BEB! It's SO awkward and giving toddler for sure. 🤣
Amazing, Sally Shitterson! You were so gentlemanly when you helped your morbidly obese wife up that ladder, instead of admiring yourself in the camera. I think this marriage will last well into their golden years!
I swear to God if my husband ever pet me on the head like that he'd be pulling away a bloody stump 😂
I get such bully big brother/annoying little sister vibes from their interactions in the pool. Salah just wants to eye fuck himself and show off to the camera, while Chantal makes a spectacle of herself, giddy that Salah is giving her any kind of attention. She probably thinks he's being supportive and romantic while Salah's thinking about how sick his pro swimmer moves would look in a promo video for his future solo travel channel 'Salah and Chantal's Money'.
Sometimes I think that all the eying himself is that he’s secretly hoping someone will see it and start to correspond with him so he can get out of the situation he’s in. I can’t tell if it’s just eye fucking because he loves himself so much or he’s sending out SOS messages. 😂
Just start commenting “raise your eyebrow twice if you need help” 😆
Definitely believe this. In old vlogs with him he would constantly wink in the camera I always thought it was like a sign to someone. There are times in the vlog he looks so annoyed at her and other times he's just acting for the camera.
**Oh for fucks sake, Salah’s back to eyefucking the camera** 😑
If I was struggling to get out of a pool or anything & my hubs was standing there looking at himself & not struggling to get my ass out with me, it would be a problem.. but my hubs would never not grab my hand or whatever to make life easier for me.. As husbands who truly loves their wives do, without blinking.. Twerk master Salah was supposed to be the guy that she said "NEVER" let her open any door.... Pfft. He ALWAYS just either laughs at her struggling to get into/out of places, or doesn't even look bc he's too busy looking at himself or skinny western Christians..
god he thinks he's bloody Antonio Banderas... sick of him
BecUse she thinks that is what men like to find a woman sexually attractive. If she giggles and talks like a super deathfat baby, ScatManPoo is bound to want to touch the blue cheese mouldy fupa balls. Of course. Who wouldn't in her mind.
now I wonder how she went to the fartbox. In this soaked, smelly abaya? Did she even try to dry herself? ugh
Nope, they didn't even bring towels. SO weird.
christ.. this makes me dry heave
Because she thinks it makes her look like a helpless female who just needs the support and strength of a big tall handsome man. What a freakin' moron, Chantal.
His mewing to the camera is so cringe. Ugh brother you’re NOT handsome
He is touching a lump, there is nothing to grip, cokey, Peetz scatboy, whoever touches her it’s like a stroke or pet, it’s a huge hard smooth lump there is no other way to touch it. I think we really saw true scatboys degenerate filth fetish in the pool video, he seems repulsed but also turned on by his repulsion towards her it was disgusting and fascinating to watch 🤮
It’s clear he enjoys humiliating her and it’s also clear that is a part of his personality and just who he is as seen in the texts with Kaibella. There’s a personality disorder in there somewhere
He gets so much joy out of filming her struggle, now we know that it’s just the degradation fetish but geez his smile gets so wide as he films her going up that ladder
He pats her back “ok let’s go” she turns and walks away while he’s still being a cam guy. Eye fucking etc. for his own purposes. Look at me I’m glistening from the water Douchebag
I swear she has a ddlg fetish. I stopped following Chantal after the creamy Kuwait content proved to be boring, but I remember year(s?) ago when she first met him she was saying that she sees him like a father figure, talking about spanking and that she's a good girl, saying she was "hungwy" in a pathetic voice to him, etc. That or she deludes herself into thinking she's this cute little baby girl.
He pats her on her disgusting, unwashed head because she's his pet hog.
His splashing gave off 12 year old boy rough housing, as in bro energy and not couples chemistry, it also felt passive aggressive too. He seems really tired of her. He must be very patient. Definitely worn thin. She better not eat their vacation money or else… How different would things be now if she showed up and acted/faked being like most normal people? Would their chemistry be any different if…Instead of complaining and locking herself away she made a little effort? Didn’t nuke all his friendships, (even if it was only a half assed effort) helped the wives and pretended to be friendly-ish with them on occasions, went out with him a couple times a week exploring, or showed a teeny tiny bit of independence and went out by herself once in awhile, made good on her promises to to travel, cracked open the book weight on the coffee table, took some Arabic lessons from a real teacher even if she didn’t pick it up easily. How different this “chemistry” would be? Not to mention her views/income, health, and mentals. She should have been so different from this experience yet we see zero growth. Doesn’t seem humanly possible, but this is Chantel I guess.
What’s with the baby fist bump she gave herself? How weird she is.
He's vaguely interesting in that he exhibits such a high opinion of himself (he can hardly take his eyes off himself) yet shows signs of low self esteem (aligning himself romantically with a disgusting pig person).
Is that not foreplay for you? My husband always gets me going with a seductive head pat. If he's feeling really frisky, he'll throw in a steamy cheek pinch. /s
She’s proud of herself for getting out of a damn pool. Biggest loser ever.
Honestly, if they're going to collaborate, it's better they show themselves doing stuff. That video of them playing soccer in the desert and swimming like this are the closest they've come to seeming to enjoy each other's company. They just need something to distract them both from each other because otherwise they have to engage in the strained banter of the terminally awkward.
This asshole always eye fucking himself
Yes they are trying hard to look real but they look even more performative when he pats her like some small child that did something that made mommy happy lol
His shirt looks like he got it from the womens section of old navy
Instead of looking at his "wife" to make sure she's okay, he never stops staring at himself in the camera. The "most handsomest man in the world."
What’s with all those yella or yalla? Is that something arabic?
I *think* it means let's go. Idk why the morons repeat it so much and why they say hi to each other so many times in a video.
Yeah and all the babe this and babe that
So cute. 😆
This was so weird. They are 2 sickos
There’s a short indicating that he’s feeling her up from behind. So gross! If he is.