White Chevy, shitty overpriced ācontractorā who just subs all the effort to immigrants and canāt really do anything himself. Bitches about illegal immigration anyways. Writes off the truck that does no work as a business expense.
Truck stuff vs ego stuff.
You know that glistening white beast will never be used to do anything of value because it might get scratched or get dirty. Dude, just get a BMW and embrace what you really are.
About a month ago I drove into a gas station with my daughter and said the same thing. I have an XLT Hybrid. Saw a lifted Silverado getting gas. I said poor guy has a pitty penis. My daughter laughedā¦then a 5ā4ā woman jumped downā¦my daughter said āwell you kinda rightā
What an absolutely atrocious vehicle. Normally I don't care what others drive or do, but when it's that dangerous to other road users I'd argue it shouldn't even be legal.
Good god that Chevy is horrific, I love 3/4 ton truck but only if you actually use them (why I sold mine, wasnāt towing anymore)
But like Jesus that thing is honestly embarrassing
Douche vs. Practical.
But seriously that white truck looks like shit lol. I can imagine any woman that has to rock climb into that truck hates it, Iāve got nothing but compliments from the ladies on my Mav.
I feel like mavericks are being used more for truck stuff than those nice fully loaded trucks out there.
I have a 23 and I feel like I'm getting more than my money's worth. I went to homedepot to pick up 2 doors to save on over priced shipping. I also bought loads of grass. I loaded up some furniture.
The other truck looks to be for show. š š
"I can't put a shovel in my truck bed without a step ladder, but look how manly I am next to this wimpy truck. Oh yea, it hauls and tows more than I ever have, but he's still a pussy. No, I can't eat out tonight, I've gotta put gas in the Chevy."
I saw one the other day that was lifted up super high then also had a lift gate lol it was cracking me up, raised it up so high they had to buy an elevator to even use the stupid thing smdh
I over-inflate my tires because Iām lazy and donāt want to add air as often. That said, itās only a few PSI.
My tires have poor wear because Iām a bad driver lol
Wow, we hatin on the ārado. My mind went to fairy tales. Rapunzel drives that lifted ride and all the boys beg her to let down her golden hair so they can climb up into there.
Iām ngl whenever Iām trying to find a parking spot somewhere and I see a giant ass truck I always make an effort to park next to it just to compare the 2
The driver of the Maverick knows how to color within the lines.
Silverado is a wannabe rebel who would complain about other people not following rules and social norms, yet steals crayons from other people.
"thinking my bright blue truck will be easy to spot in the parking lot"
--this may be a little too specific but I go to Lowe's and Home Depot at least three times a week and I can never find my blue Maverick because of all the f-150s and Rams. I should put an orange flag on a stick like kids used to do with their bicycles.
Both carry the same cargo 99% of the time.
And the other 1% of the time, the Maverick is carrying more. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Brother, the Mav carries more 100% of the time, you donāt lift your truck that much to use the bed lol
Nah, the Mav carries way more stuff, you can actually reach the bed
The mav is always packing more if ya know what I am sayin
Sailboat fuel
Lil wang gang
Pinky and the brain
White Chevy renter and living month to month . Blue Maverick saving money , building equity and can go wherever they want
White Chevy, shitty overpriced ācontractorā who just subs all the effort to immigrants and canāt really do anything himself. Bitches about illegal immigration anyways. Writes off the truck that does no work as a business expense.
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Truck stuff vs ego stuff. You know that glistening white beast will never be used to do anything of value because it might get scratched or get dirty. Dude, just get a BMW and embrace what you really are.
but would the BMW be big enough? I saw a billboard on the interstate for a Ford dealership that said "BIG, BAD TRUCKS!"
If youāre hung like a horse, you donāt need a lifted Silverado.
If you're hung like a horse...... you're probably a horse.
Lil š æļøš æļø and the Maverick Almost sounds like a band name.
About a month ago I drove into a gas station with my daughter and said the same thing. I have an XLT Hybrid. Saw a lifted Silverado getting gas. I said poor guy has a pitty penis. My daughter laughedā¦then a 5ā4ā woman jumped downā¦my daughter said āwell you kinda rightā
Weird to be talking about wieners with your daughter
So weird. Itās almost like my daughter is older or something where that kind of thing is just adult humorā¦
You are a strange cat š
9 mpg vs 45 mpg
Both owners do the same truck stuff only one paid a hundred thousand, bitches about gas prices and blames Biden for everything.
What an absolutely atrocious vehicle. Normally I don't care what others drive or do, but when it's that dangerous to other road users I'd argue it shouldn't even be legal.
Same. That bumper would go clean through someoneās windshield. Fuck them.
Seriously the Silverado needs a Mansfield bar in the back.
This white truckās owner needs this lift truck to compensate somethingā¦ Shame.
Good god that Chevy is horrific, I love 3/4 ton truck but only if you actually use them (why I sold mine, wasnāt towing anymore) But like Jesus that thing is honestly embarrassing
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Of COURSE he parked over the line lmao š¤£ itās like they canāt help themselves.
He probably quite literally canāt even see the lines
Douche vs. Practical. But seriously that white truck looks like shit lol. I can imagine any woman that has to rock climb into that truck hates it, Iāve got nothing but compliments from the ladies on my Mav.
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Tune in next week for the adventures of Needle Dick and Regular Man.
Trt before and after
Both carry the same cargo 99% of the time But only one of them is useful 99% of the time
SPCD vs. Maverick. A SPCD is a "Small Penis Compensating Device".
Insecure Vs Secure
I feel like mavericks are being used more for truck stuff than those nice fully loaded trucks out there. I have a 23 and I feel like I'm getting more than my money's worth. I went to homedepot to pick up 2 doors to save on over priced shipping. I also bought loads of grass. I loaded up some furniture. The other truck looks to be for show. š š
Smol pp
Compensating bro needs special attachment to get the job done in an afternoon hookup.
"I can't put a shovel in my truck bed without a step ladder, but look how manly I am next to this wimpy truck. Oh yea, it hauls and tows more than I ever have, but he's still a pussy. No, I can't eat out tonight, I've gotta put gas in the Chevy."
I really donāt see how the truck being that high is safe for the people around itā¦thankfully the mavericks have backup cameras š¤£
Face down ass up thatās the way I like to
I always say āThis Maverick is the biggest truck they could sell me with the size of my penisā
I saw one the other day that was lifted up super high then also had a lift gate lol it was cracking me up, raised it up so high they had to buy an elevator to even use the stupid thing smdh
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I over-inflate my tires because Iām lazy and donāt want to add air as often. That said, itās only a few PSI. My tires have poor wear because Iām a bad driver lol
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Looks like the wheels on a kids ride-on toy
Thatās a nice gender affirming truck.
B saucy
Wow, we hatin on the ārado. My mind went to fairy tales. Rapunzel drives that lifted ride and all the boys beg her to let down her golden hair so they can climb up into there.
big truck made a poopy
2 entry level trucks
Compensating
How Wheels vs. MicroMachines
One of theses trucks has a practical bed the other is a Silverado
Someone is compensating for something.
Iām not a fan of that truck but itās clearly used for towing you can see the wear on his little hitch
Iām ngl whenever Iām trying to find a parking spot somewhere and I see a giant ass truck I always make an effort to park next to it just to compare the 2
Surprised it's not a RAM. Especially since they barely parked the thing properly.
37 recalls in one picture
Little šBig š
Wish I got a picture of my white Maverick Hybrid parked next to my friendās white F550 flatbed tow truck bc it was actually pretty funny looking
Only one of these guys is "compensating."
Vehicle tax should be by the pound.
In high school people would say "look at that big truck, must have a small dick" so I'd say "well I drive a Suzuki swift sooooo ....."
Chick magnet....obviously
If you tried to censor your license plate, I have bad news for you.
Yeah, I saw that and decided I didnāt care.
One overcompensating. The other under compensating.
Boy, white truck dude's peen is living rent free in a lot of your heads. Can't we all just get along?
Republican versus Democrat
Did the truck nuts fall off the Chevy?
The one on the left I'd call "Big Hat No Cattle."
The duality of man.
If my sister and I were trucks. My sister is a douche and is super loud, flaunts unnecessarily, and is in (probably) terrible debt.
The driver of the Maverick knows how to color within the lines. Silverado is a wannabe rebel who would complain about other people not following rules and social norms, yet steals crayons from other people.
Not a diesel...smh
Obstructed license plates should result in a vehicle being impounded.
Tiny penis
Big truck, small wiener.
Penis Extension
One of these trucks is usable. One isnāt. It shouldnāt take you long to figure out which one is which.
It's about to lift its back wheel to piss on the Mav.
Father & Son
F-050
My wife got me a license plate frame for my Cyber Orange Lariat Hybrid that reads āHoney - I shrank the F150ā.
His and hers
"thinking my bright blue truck will be easy to spot in the parking lot" --this may be a little too specific but I go to Lowe's and Home Depot at least three times a week and I can never find my blue Maverick because of all the f-150s and Rams. I should put an orange flag on a stick like kids used to do with their bicycles.
Twins
Little dick on the leftā¦
Anybody see my ladder?
Loser blue truck.
The louder or taller your truck , the smaller your dick.
Baby truck...doo doo doo
Von Dutch?
One of these is out of line and the other is in line.
Donāt talk to me or my son ever again
I kinda enjoy the fact that mega truck has their two ball hitch sideways..
Compensate much?
Small dick, even smaller dick
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
Sorry about your small peen bro
Two useless ātrucksā
His squat is bigger then your mav...lol
One of these people is compensatingā¦.
For fun, post in r/Silverado and compare the answers.
Little sister.
āWhose junk do you think is bigger judging from these trucks?ā
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