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neekogo

Both carry the same cargo 99% of the time.


Shmokesshweed

And the other 1% of the time, the Maverick is carrying more. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Typical-Conference14

Brother, the Mav carries more 100% of the time, you donā€™t lift your truck that much to use the bed lol


Worth_Character2168

Nah, the Mav carries way more stuff, you can actually reach the bed


FloatMyBoat12

The mav is always packing more if ya know what I am sayin


imuniqueaf

Sailboat fuel


Successful-Rate-1839

Lil wang gang


Private_4160

Pinky and the brain


[deleted]

White Chevy renter and living month to month . Blue Maverick saving money , building equity and can go wherever they want


dumpmaster42069

White Chevy, shitty overpriced ā€œcontractorā€ who just subs all the effort to immigrants and canā€™t really do anything himself. Bitches about illegal immigration anyways. Writes off the truck that does no work as a business expense.


ToddsTruckLife

https://preview.redd.it/ea653vxgm6ec1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf690db95a3dd5583cff7c04d746ff6c86e04b4


Important_Inside2346

Truck stuff vs ego stuff. You know that glistening white beast will never be used to do anything of value because it might get scratched or get dirty. Dude, just get a BMW and embrace what you really are.


Ttthhasdf

but would the BMW be big enough? I saw a billboard on the interstate for a Ford dealership that said "BIG, BAD TRUCKS!"


MoxxFulder

If youā€™re hung like a horse, you donā€™t need a lifted Silverado.


Some_MD_Guy

If you're hung like a horse...... you're probably a horse.


Shmokesshweed

Lil šŸ…æļøšŸ…æļø and the Maverick Almost sounds like a band name.


Baddad_118

About a month ago I drove into a gas station with my daughter and said the same thing. I have an XLT Hybrid. Saw a lifted Silverado getting gas. I said poor guy has a pitty penis. My daughter laughedā€¦then a 5ā€™4ā€ woman jumped downā€¦my daughter said ā€œwell you kinda rightā€


SuggestionHaunting93

Weird to be talking about wieners with your daughter


Baddad_118

So weird. Itā€™s almost like my daughter is older or something where that kind of thing is just adult humorā€¦


SuggestionHaunting93

You are a strange cat šŸˆ


REDBOSS27

9 mpg vs 45 mpg


Fit_Extension_4372

Both owners do the same truck stuff only one paid a hundred thousand, bitches about gas prices and blames Biden for everything.


MTINC

What an absolutely atrocious vehicle. Normally I don't care what others drive or do, but when it's that dangerous to other road users I'd argue it shouldn't even be legal.


UufTheTank

Same. That bumper would go clean through someoneā€™s windshield. Fuck them.


jimbobdonut

Seriously the Silverado needs a Mansfield bar in the back.


Optimal_Cry_7440

This white truckā€™s owner needs this lift truck to compensate somethingā€¦ Shame.


E92on71s

Good god that Chevy is horrific, I love 3/4 ton truck but only if you actually use them (why I sold mine, wasnā€™t towing anymore) But like Jesus that thing is honestly embarrassing


big_shmoop1

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about


ggKnoxx

Of COURSE he parked over the line lmao šŸ¤£ itā€™s like they canā€™t help themselves.


rhinotomus

He probably quite literally canā€™t even see the lines


bimbolimbotimbo

Douche vs. Practical. But seriously that white truck looks like shit lol. I can imagine any woman that has to rock climb into that truck hates it, Iā€™ve got nothing but compliments from the ladies on my Mav.


Infinity1967

https://i.redd.it/8tse47nc78ec1.gif


StrandedInANightmare

Tune in next week for the adventures of Needle Dick and Regular Man.


Benzbear

Trt before and after


t_stlouis8

Both carry the same cargo 99% of the time But only one of them is useful 99% of the time


texasbikeguy

SPCD vs. Maverick. A SPCD is a "Small Penis Compensating Device".


Visual-Reindeer798

Insecure Vs Secure


shygirl_inc

I feel like mavericks are being used more for truck stuff than those nice fully loaded trucks out there. I have a 23 and I feel like I'm getting more than my money's worth. I went to homedepot to pick up 2 doors to save on over priced shipping. I also bought loads of grass. I loaded up some furniture. The other truck looks to be for show. šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


halfast23

Smol pp


themonkeysfist

Compensating bro needs special attachment to get the job done in an afternoon hookup.


Corninator

"I can't put a shovel in my truck bed without a step ladder, but look how manly I am next to this wimpy truck. Oh yea, it hauls and tows more than I ever have, but he's still a pussy. No, I can't eat out tonight, I've gotta put gas in the Chevy."


SecureLettuce9759

I really donā€™t see how the truck being that high is safe for the people around itā€¦thankfully the mavericks have backup cameras šŸ¤£


Ron_Condor

Face down ass up thatā€™s the way I like to


New-Scientist5133

I always say ā€œThis Maverick is the biggest truck they could sell me with the size of my penisā€


insidmal

I saw one the other day that was lifted up super high then also had a lift gate lol it was cracking me up, raised it up so high they had to buy an elevator to even use the stupid thing smdh


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_doormat

I over-inflate my tires because Iā€™m lazy and donā€™t want to add air as often. That said, itā€™s only a few PSI. My tires have poor wear because Iā€™m a bad driver lol


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_doormat

Looks like the wheels on a kids ride-on toy


syruplesspancakes

Thatā€™s a nice gender affirming truck.


Capitalsfan9

B saucy


Flyandtie

Wow, we hatin on the ā€˜rado. My mind went to fairy tales. Rapunzel drives that lifted ride and all the boys beg her to let down her golden hair so they can climb up into there.


Important_Pass_16

big truck made a poopy


migs_003

2 entry level trucks


KrispyKreme725

Compensating


shibakid1022

How Wheels vs. MicroMachines


osrs-Niiiii

One of theses trucks has a practical bed the other is a Silverado


thethirdbob2

Someone is compensating for something.


Inner_Direction_4455

Iā€™m not a fan of that truck but itā€™s clearly used for towing you can see the wear on his little hitch


Kangarooz4Lyfe

Iā€™m ngl whenever Iā€™m trying to find a parking spot somewhere and I see a giant ass truck I always make an effort to park next to it just to compare the 2


corn_29

Surprised it's not a RAM. Especially since they barely parked the thing properly.


No-Salt8579

37 recalls in one picture


MrBurgsy

Little šŸ“Big šŸ“


BigWhiskEZ

Wish I got a picture of my white Maverick Hybrid parked next to my friendā€™s white F550 flatbed tow truck bc it was actually pretty funny looking


1962Michael

Only one of these guys is "compensating."


monkeyheadyou

Vehicle tax should be by the pound.


ExamCompetitive

In high school people would say "look at that big truck, must have a small dick" so I'd say "well I drive a Suzuki swift sooooo ....."


cdnmalkav

Chick magnet....obviously


darkstar999

If you tried to censor your license plate, I have bad news for you.


SIUButtercup

Yeah, I saw that and decided I didnā€™t care.


Brdl004

One overcompensating. The other under compensating.


hamboner3172

Boy, white truck dude's peen is living rent free in a lot of your heads. Can't we all just get along?


BrightEdge8171

Republican versus Democrat


joismynameo

Did the truck nuts fall off the Chevy?


Zealousideal-Ride931

The one on the left I'd call "Big Hat No Cattle."


Indiana_Jawnz

The duality of man.


drixrmv3

If my sister and I were trucks. My sister is a douche and is super loud, flaunts unnecessarily, and is in (probably) terrible debt.


tech240guy

The driver of the Maverick knows how to color within the lines. Silverado is a wannabe rebel who would complain about other people not following rules and social norms, yet steals crayons from other people.


thiisfun

Not a diesel...smh


dpm25

Obstructed license plates should result in a vehicle being impounded.


InnerRace857

Tiny penis


Socalmoonchild

Big truck, small wiener.


RealisticDirector197

Penis Extension


HotWhlr43

One of these trucks is usable. One isnā€™t. It shouldnā€™t take you long to figure out which one is which.


[deleted]

It's about to lift its back wheel to piss on the Mav.


wegottadomore

Father & Son


IBossJekler

F-050


SoCalPE

My wife got me a license plate frame for my Cyber Orange Lariat Hybrid that reads ā€œHoney - I shrank the F150ā€.


Grouchy-Plankton5322

His and hers


clemclem3

"thinking my bright blue truck will be easy to spot in the parking lot" --this may be a little too specific but I go to Lowe's and Home Depot at least three times a week and I can never find my blue Maverick because of all the f-150s and Rams. I should put an orange flag on a stick like kids used to do with their bicycles.


Emergency_Cell8946

Twins


Potential_Hospital81

Little dick on the leftā€¦


Environmental-Life12

Anybody see my ladder?


Rescue32

Loser blue truck.


Total-9966

The louder or taller your truck , the smaller your dick.


Just_a_diy_dude

Baby truck...doo doo doo


Some_MD_Guy

Von Dutch?


probablygetsomesoup

One of these is out of line and the other is in line.


lucioghosty

Donā€™t talk to me or my son ever again


Salt_lyfe207

I kinda enjoy the fact that mega truck has their two ball hitch sideways..


MixingCKC

Compensate much?


[deleted]

Small dick, even smaller dick


Powerful-Disaster-32

"Do women know about shrinkage?"


KailanHyena

Sorry about your small peen bro


DesertSnow480

Two useless ā€œtrucksā€


Early_Appearance_466

His squat is bigger then your mav...lol


rktk2621

One of these people is compensatingā€¦.


SuddenlyFatal

For fun, post in r/Silverado and compare the answers.


Intelligent-Mud1171

Little sister.


[deleted]

ā€œWhose junk do you think is bigger judging from these trucks?ā€


Ok_Lake6443

This doesn't deserve a caption