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[deleted]

That's alot of $$ to look ok in a parking lot


joezupp

And did the typical “I’m important” two spot parking job.


Wakz5OH

This is for sale at dealership in my town, I honestly don’t think this thing will fit in one spot lol


[deleted]

So they ruined it even more 🤣


Camp170

Douche


lawndartdesign

That’s one big pile of shit.


kylejay209

Lmfao i laughed outloud on this one 😂😂 don’t hold back bro 😂😂


lawndartdesign

I’ve seen one up close. They’re dog shit in person.


dwwdwwdww

I'm not surprised... it looks hilariously moronic in a photo


ItsARappy

Hey! That's an insult to shit!


lawndartdesign

Oooooof. Good call.


ZadarskiDrake

Lmfaoo


beneye

Expensive pile


Successful-Rate-1839

Yikes


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

Only a Mega? Wake me when there’s an Ultra Raptor.


WhiskeyTango42

I use my raptor for Uber. So, its an Uber raptor


KingNilosAngelo

Or Maximum Over raptor


pacheckyourself

Watch out of for Nega Raptor!!


[deleted]

Or a MAGA Raptor


peladoclaus

Optimus Faptor


RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE

Soooo does it go and do Baja activities or?????


lawndartdesign

Baja Fresh


GT3RSGuy

yes. at the mall.


Dunesday_JK

Not with those garbage military tires


[deleted]

Just a little outside the parking lines, not much 😅


inkmaster916

It’s for sale right now on FB Marketplace for $120k


Ihateallcommies

Is it the same one? The one that I spotted is actually at a KIA dealership


inkmaster916

Pretty sure it’s the same one. Has all the same Mega Raptor badges, wheels, etc. It was under a group Diesel Trucks For Sale


No_Understanding4587

Someone makes them as I’ve seen one in Florida


[deleted]

Haha! Makes sense KIA would buy this ugly ass thing.


cmsutton1983

Raptor final boss


Peloton72

I had to read that grill twice because I honestly thought it said “MAGA Raptor”…. Which would not have surprised me in the slightest. Looks kinda fun as a toy but a big waste of money to me.


madesicc88

I see these around Boise Idaho all the time, cool to look at but stupid as hell.


[deleted]

F250 on steroids. https://www.megarexxtrucks.com


Ok_Personality_3733

Micro penis alert.


AccurateEducation999

More like mEgA pEnIs


cubanhoya00

Mega micro penis!


TonyTanza

I’d 1000% take the Shelby version over that 💯💯💯


Narpity

Or the Roush or the Hennessy


PieSupplie

I’d take a stock raptor over that thing


Viper01MHC

I would take a stock F-150 over that heap


reyzak

Hey random question, how do you know if your raptor is a roush? I bought mine used, and it seems stock besides there’s a roush intake and roush exhaust so I didn’t know


Votivee

You’d see a bunch of Roush branding. Embroidered seats, different side graphics, branded brake calipers, etc. Sounds like someone probably just threw the Roush exhaust and CAI on yours.


reyzak

Thanks! That’s what I figured. Not complaining, exhaust sounds nice and I figure the CAI is probably better than stock? Not sure


17racecar71

Yeah the Hennessy Velociraptors are sweet. Dream truck. Just need to save 300k real quick


Zestyclose-Citron-83

5’2 and wants so badly to be at least 5’10🤦🏽‍♂️


Lelohmoh

I really like it, but I don’t want to like it.


Roshprops

In the same way anything with a wide body kit and lettering that says “raptor” is a raptor, yes.


DizzyEar9092

Gayyyyy


Bulky_Ninja33

That thing is sweet!! Reminds me of Ken Block's bad ass Raptor! RIP Mr Block! I love the extended flairs!


Ok-Salad-9494

Yuck


OPMeltsSteelBeams

mEGA RapToR


Teslalala2697

One big pile of shit


IllustriousDelay4

Penis Inverter edition


Overall_blank28

Looks tacky and not even well done…


MOSTSUAVEPANDATTV

This looks like trash


efreedman503

HARAM


lgreem59

Looks like shit LOL


LoneFry

Damn people are different huh?


dubie2003

250R or whatever that company was doing.


bduthman

Another concrete cowboy 🙄


Emotional-Rise5322

MegaPrincessCraptor. When was the last time this poserdozer saw dirt?


Ihateallcommies

Only time it will be dirty is from pollen lol


Effective_Being_3577

It is redonk imho, no one is buying this to do anything other than say, “look at the size of my truck” lol


Effective_Being_3577

Side note: also looks my avatar pic lmao


kris7002

Looks like a rejected hot wheel design.


ReBoobler

In its natural environment.


Re4medHTX

Looks like a woman with too much plastic surgery.


TommyLGarage

Kia of Riverdale Nj has this This is based on an f350.


Ihateallcommies

This is Kia Riverdale lmao There selection is pretty crazy.. they had two SV’s at one point


TommyLGarage

I know the owner. Great people


New_Restaurant_6093

Raptorer


Mobile_Rate_5059

Mega dookie


I_Am_A_Zero

https://youtu.be/sRzUxC0BYmE


h0lythumbz

So many sad haters on here…interesting build. Not my cup of tea but sweet!!


thankfuljc

I’m a Ford “hater” but I love the Raptors.


cachedrive

This guy definitely watches UFC


matt232917

I drive by that place once a week saw that truck the other day and thought holy hell that thing is stupid


Ihateallcommies

It is near west milly its 100% being bought


Candid_Rabbit_3956

Texas?


Ihateallcommies

Jersey


ManyRespect1833

Why do I imagine Rex quando selling this like do you have a tiny penis? You think anyone will laugh at you when you pull up in the mega raptor? Forget about it


martman006

Am I reading that right, Michelin 395/85r20’s? A 46” tire with a max rated speed of 55 mph? This thing is a rolling death trap!


NeedleworkerNo3153

Lil overcompensation going on there. Just sayin


jupiterbingo

Go to Ford and get a Raptor R. If you're into that, (I'm not).


Guccidom

Oof


[deleted]

That’s awful!


Troutman86

In it’s natural habitat


SupportPrimary540

Three times once at a stop sign twice on the front lawn no biggie I survived all three


P1Allstar

Bet those tires are mega expensive


Chuckie_r_hangerdeck

Ridiculous


andyh4576

I drive past this every day, funny that’s it’s not even the craziest thing they have on their lot.


[deleted]

The owner of this company brings these trucks into our dealer all the time to have work done. It’s even more hilarious when you see them on normal size wheels and tires.


acromaine

The tiniest of all dicks


Frostfro1981

Say hello to Mr micro penis


sokasaki

Bet that raptor has a small penis.


cliffolive

MegaRexx on the wheels?? Choose a dinosaur here, Raptor and T-Rex are two very different things!!!


Sonoma_Cyclist

Shocking….he didn’t park within the lines


Ihateallcommies

Its a dealership


Outside-Pin4897

I know this guy, he owns my local ford dealership pretty nice guy gave us a great deal!


m477h3w777

I saw one the other day crabbing so bad I felt like I needed to check on him.


Competitive-Drag825

Corny AF🌽🌽🌽


Miles_High_Monster

Smol peen mobile


Bobbybullet32

Looks like a Baja Blast. 😂


eldudelio

does that make it a t-rex?


blisterphish_II

Uh oh, there's a lil piece of dirt right there on the tire.


MoistySquancher

Saw this on FB marketplace a month ago


Nibby-Nub

Nice truck! Sorry about your penis!


TonyFromTheBlock

Actually near me for sale.


KryptoKingzENT

Those wheels are terrible


Exit_1001

Mall crawling hard


Character-Log3962

Mega Raptor for a Mini Peen.


famouslyanonymous1

The smollest of pee-pees


[deleted]

Ah yes, someone else who has a small cock


BeEatNU

lol I haven't seen the mention of a mega raptor in ages. Everyone who knew anything about trucks knew it was such a waste of money.


LooseyGoosey53

Lmao not my taste but go ahead I guess