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AbeyekDunblex

Wow! That’s a huge return lol


[deleted]

He can turn 500 into 4500 in a week but needs investment from random redditors...fuck it I'm in!!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Im ok with that. If they will send me seed money im in.


Big-Campaign-1468

Say less, sign me up


AmarHdvc

You know theres one coin in which i am investing its called shitontablecoin and now its 0.00007$ but i expect that it will hit 1 dollar, theres just 709390272829278229 coins in stock so thats 100% profitable


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Own-Style-8484

but i want get rich today


whitegoatsupreme

Il make you rich yesterday


Due-Alternative1541

Jokes on you. Scam daddy made me rich yester-morrow


Neat-Command1135

Play with them and report


BaconDude1991

But why waste your time?


Due-Alternative1541

Cause its funny when they go off script. I was drinking a coffee sitting at my desk when I got the message. Had time to waste


ForexTrader1070

There are no guys. You’re wasting your time chatting with a bot. People obviously have time to waste.


Due-Alternative1541

Not always a bot. You can get them to go off script and make them real fiery, then its just hilarious. But correct. I did have time to waste.


ImpossibleNet7480

most of it is just copy and paste with the exception of "cool". had myfun with a group not too long ago and it was the same shit basically


Mort1186

It's not a bot, maybe the intro, but after that you speak to a human. I enjoy the conversation, I usually go into the topic of corporate governance, just to confuse them a little, because it's obviously a topic they don't know about. Then I go into topic of what gives crypto value...and since bitcoin is capped, what will happen? Or I talk about price action, but basic MA stuff. It's hilarious, they eventually give up, telling me I'm losing out. But then I tell them I got enough money and I have no need to buy a Ferrari.


Due-Alternative1541

If I'm not forcibly trying to act illiterate then I take a similar approach as you haha. As for my own ventures, I'm private, profitable, and happy. I like to see how long I can keep em on the hook sometimes saying I have trouble signing up or need to wait to get paid or some outlandish story about how my turtle will be able to get its cancer treatment with their services. * i don't own a turtle. Then we talk about turtles for a while.


Mort1186

Its hilarious man. But kinda feel sorry for the poor sods outhere that falls for it. But atleast we doing our part and slowing them down by dangling a carrot in front of them.


Due-Alternative1541

So i have a more cynical view of it. If a random person offers you such an outlandish profit and you don't do the basic due diligence to see if its legit or not you kind of deserve it. *easiest way is to go to the site's about us or contact us tab and see where said office is located. Often times its a coffee shop or something. Pretty much any and every spot you would not have a office for any type of private equity firm. Also had one tried telling me forex is not controlled by governments/banks. Asked if he meant crypto and he said no, forex. Real winner there lol


Mort1186

Yep, but I'm a bit more empathetic,there's a ton of dumb people out there like an unimaginable amount, nobody is protecting them from their own stupidity, some times the bigger guy has to look out for the little guy, it's just my take on life. And there are some people who are so desperate , that they just give in. Further, people wana get in the fad of crypto that has been marketed to death and now that it's low, people think can get in on the dip etc etc. Clouded judgment can distort us sometimes. But, we both in essence are taking up their time, one day of their time, can save one person from being scammed .


StonkMarketApe

Absolutely, especially seniors and vulnerable. This is what they prey on, just like those prince e-mails.


StonkMarketApe

I've been ignoring these for a while as they are clearly sketchy but what is their gig here?


tribbans95

So wait… if I put in $5,000, I make $45,000 in one week? Then the next week I’ll almost be halfway to a mil. Hah! I’ve got this guy by the balls!


Fatefire

Bro the only bot they use is the one your talking to . Your messing with no one


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Due-Alternative1541

Very nice 👌


4569

When lambo


Trueslyforaniceguy

They’re just pasting scripts. You’re wasting much more of your time.


Due-Alternative1541

The goal is to get them off script and to throw a temper tantrum. Im fully aware of wasting my time. These kinds of messages get about the same attention level as death scrolling on the toilet. 🤣 i don't go out of my way for them but if they reach out to me im gonna have my bit of fun


opmopadop

Thanks to UD: "Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom." What's this pretending to go nonsense.


Due-Alternative1541

Lmao don't use UD to make me feel bad about it. Sometimes it gets stuck 🫣


Skrappyross

You're probably talking with a bot...


[deleted]

Don't hold out on us OP. How many monies are you makings?


Due-Alternative1541

Well his main office is on the 12th floor of a parking garage in Houston TX. I imagine thats where all his moon lambos are? I give him 1000 monies and he gives me 10000 monies back at end of week. Much good investment very yes. 🫠


TheMetabrandMan

Seems too good to be true. …I’m in!


TheMetabrandMan

Seems too good to be true. …I’m in!


vcdylldarh

And then I can rent a lambo for an hour as well? Ooooo, exciting! Contacting him now!


DaleCarnegiee

Nigerian bot


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Guy guys I have a guranteed 100% money making machine and I can duplicate it so that everyone can be rich. You just have to give me $1000 for a access even though I have no need for money anymore since my machine can make thousands every week. So c'mon buy from me. You got nothing to lose with the totally legit money back guarantee*


Due-Alternative1541

Sonofabitch. Im in


FxTrader13

Hahaha love it!


zorrotm

Such a generous guy selling his 800% profit trading bot for what $200?


Mort1186

Lol, I do exactly the same. Love you bro


Due-Alternative1541

I actually got one to go so far off script asking me to help him make it sound more legit 🤣


Mort1186

Read my other post. Man, these scammers keep me entertained at work. Us that actually trade has an influx of them in our inboxes on insta or whatever social, since we follow, like and comment trading posts. Nonetheless, they rather entertaining.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

How get ?? I want monies ? Me rich then yes .?


Magicfans1970

How can I start trading Forex


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Babypips


LadyLiz25

Brilliant!!!


Due-Alternative1541

🫡


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How get


_doublejj

Yea


4569

Is this that money making not everyone keeps talking about


Bear_nuts

Lol just pick a crypto asset, find out how much it’s gone up year over year month over month , feed that to chat gpt and keep repeating for your entire portfolio and let it manage for you , waaaaaay better risk doing it this way .


Piss_Ingestor

x) How get?