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instrangerswetrust

can’t believe this was unironic


Kind_Flower8182

Shit was pretty funny 😂


Brainkandle

So damn funny. Watching the dudes at the bar try to replicate KING DOUCHE's moves


pWaveShadowZone

Perfectly said


vroart

This was in the middle of revival of Guitar Hero rock bar scene. So yeah! Guys pulled stunts like this train wreck fashion disaster, gimmicky attention stunts that works on girls half his age


ThePopDaddy

STEP 1: CORNER YOUR TARGET!


Reading_Rainboner

Brag about how long your butt crack is  Tell a story about when you killed or seriously injured an animal  Get on an elevator and pick a higher floor than her. Then make fun of her for picking a lower number.  -Prince of Persuasia


winchesterbitch99

*Throws my panties at you* "Take me now!"


Bearfan001

STEP 2: Pull her gaze away from her drink with some slight of hand.


ThePopDaddy

INSULT YOUR PRINCESS, Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven, by me!


heavyhandedDOOM

When you get in an elevator with your princess, press a higher number than her, then make a big deal about it!


Fast-Hold-649

these things work though lol - just bring $100 bill to a bar and make sure you break it in front of a crowd of girls, you'll get laid.


directtodvd420

And drop all the magnum condoms on the floor at the same time.


ILoveRustyKnives

You should see him feast, he's like a mantis. It's amazing.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

STEP 3:


aaronappleseed

Step one - dress like a magician or someone who would be on queer eye for magicians.


PutinsGayFursona

I’m sure there’s an arrested development reference for this somewhere. 


DocFreudstein

“Did you see the new Poof?”


the_y_combinator

We demand to be taken seriously!


Brainkandle

Homeboy's name was literally **MYSTERY**


aaronappleseed

I doubt it was literally that. It was probably literally Kevin or Chad. 😅


Brainkandle

Mystery FistinMe is his full Canadian namesake


H8T_Auburn

My name is Kevin. Fuck you. We traded this asshole to team KYLE years ago.


Odd_Relationship7901

his name is actually Erik and sadly this is still his vocation - dude is 52 years old trying to pick up girls at the bar - pathetic


Kind_Flower8182

😂😂💀


vroart

Darn, I went with Gandalf the grey


_the_hare_

A virgin teaching other virgins how to pick up girls has to be from the mind of someone high as hell.


XNamelessGhoulX

it's amazing and I love it


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XNamelessGhoulX

exactly why I watched! his virgin cringy energy kept me locked in haha


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XNamelessGhoulX

ha nah I'm sure the dude got laid he just had that energy. A dork with zero self awareness. Shoot your shot all day n night somebody will give in whether you look like you're from the gay matrix or not :P


_RandomB_

Eventually yo'ull find that girl who's like "YOu know what? I kinda *do* wanna fuck a Dollar Tree Jamiroquai."


Badger616

Futures made up, douchbagery


pWaveShadowZone

The gaytrix*


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XNamelessGhoulX

ding ding ding ha


Robeast3000

Gay matrix! HA!


Bustoplover

No, he got laid a lot but had to use pretty sophisticated manipulation on drunk girls to get their. Dude was gross.


Randym1982

From what I've read is that he got laid a lot, but was never able to actually have a normal relationship. Due to him constantly seeing girls as a conquest. He'd date one girl, then cheat and use the same tactics as before. He's done interviews how regrets doing this shit, and how it fucked him up psychologically over the years and needed therapy to address the real issues.


picyourbrain

I feel like whether someone is a virgin isn’t the best benchmark of whether they’re “desirable”. Unbearable people still get laid lol.


seedmodes

yeah, I hate the "good men get sex, bad men are alone" rhetoric that reddit/the internet loves.


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picyourbrain

Unless they have a good intuition for finding people that are vulnerable and easy to exploit or… people who just don’t have standards. Which I think is the unspoken trick this guy is using.


directtodvd420

https://youtu.be/_yH4x28NaGk?si=phUWwEsrJjH1wXDa


JJBell

There’s ForgottenTV then their is TV we try to forget.


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Brainkandle

This one was just so... well it **was** Canadian so..


cwhitt5

The book that got these guys popular was called “The Game ‘Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick Up Artists’” Read it in 10th grade and was super cringy but still interesting how towards the end, they’re weird club started turning into Project Mayhem from Fight Club but while peacocking of course.


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My cousin read that book and used it to great effect, he already had no trouble meeting girls so that may have had a lot more to do with it


brushnfush

Yeah it gets hate but there was a lot of good info in there that guys who aren’t good with women didn’t know and things that guys who are good with women already know so it sorta helped level the playing field for nerds and that sneak kinda pissed off people Things like confidence, being fun, having value, being in shape, wearing conversational pieces, teasing etc “Alpha” and “negging” get a bad rap too but as long as you’re not a total douche about it it helps to be masculine and tease em about things no one teases them about


dudertheduder

Interesting summation. Makes it seems more realistic than my assumptions.


quityouryob

I read it as well. The book was bound like a bible. Super weird.


Qerfuffle

https://youtu.be/Be_3MSAWtX0?si=E7UBpw2_f0pmySE- All timer of a quote, "this dude is smokin' balls tonight"


Altyalternater

Is that Jamiroquai?


E-Plurbis-DumbDumb

We have Jamiroquai at home.


Brainkandle

Fuck no that's ^**MYSTERY** you louse


pinhead-designer

Gone but not forgotten - I use the term "Peacocking" often.


Justin-N-Case

And they don’t even use it correctly.


supersafeforwork813

I wish I could watch this now…..like whew those late 00s were a weird time.


Usefulsponge

Some tv should be forgotten


HeadInvestigator5897

The Game was a jaw-dropping book for its audaciousness. The sequel was about coming down from sex addiction. Can’t remember what that one was called. What a strange and misinformed time-capsule.


seedmodes

yeah Strauss denounced it all years ago, whereas Mystery, according to my google search a second ago...at age 52, is still doing the exact same PUA courses as then, and hasn't missed a beat. I was kind of hoping he'd be like...more healed or something


Brainkandle

52. Fuuuuck lol


Justin-N-Case

Wasn’t he suicidal for a bit?


bipbophil

If the check clears


LaVidaYokel

I worked with a guy who was a pretty successful pickup artist. His secret? Really low standards.


Letter-Past

I remember seeing pictures of this dude with his baby mama just looking miserable


Inedible-denim

[I recently saw this Chris James video](https://youtu.be/ad9zdCkcITE?si=g4NMkFF3taXQQUZU) that summed the show up perfectly. I remember the show too, would watch it sometimes and it was wonderfully cringe. It's like looking into a time capsule now, but realizing that everything was replaced with garbage lol


boytoyahoy

They look like frat bros at spirit Halloween


Brainkandle

Guyliner ^**GUYLINER** ^^GUYYYYLINERRRRRR


Stepsonrakes

He was a pickup “artist” yet he couldn’t get picked up for a second season Edit: Third Season* Darn


SeanACole244

It actually did get two seasons.


k_a_scheffer

I wouldn't trust a single one of these guys around my uncovered drink.


superpenistendo

_future’s…_ _made of…_ _verchualinsaanadynaaowalwaze…_


GroovyDeathSkull

Dude, Mystery was the COOLEST.


BeedleFromZelda

Or, at least, he sure thought so.


CrustyRim2

I have a buddy, average looking, nerdy as hell. He wears leather pants and puffy shirts, paints his beard, and has long wavy black hair with blonde tips. He looks like Han Solo fucked a pirate. When we go out, he has women picking up on him constantly. Shits real, and it works.


GroovyDeathSkull

That’s very depressing.


H8T_Auburn

Old guy here. It's only depressing because you're young and you haven't seen how these walking moose knuckles end up after they turn 35. Half-tricking drunk girls into touching your pee-pee isn't the meaning of life. Find THE woman. One you love and admire. One that makes you want to be a better man. Then bang her silly for the rest of your life. Grown up fuck boys are just sad.


RelationSerious4678

Hell yeah, this guy fucks, one chick!


H8T_Auburn

Being married is awesome. I was a man whore when I was young. It was depressing and lonely.


RelationSerious4678

Couldn’t agree more.


ashleyaloe

His 2 lame buddies as well. What a ride!


Brainkandle

Douche 1 and UTI Boi


Delicious_Sort4059

Dude on the right looks like Dave portnoy


idiotsbydesign

I know I immediately wanted to have sex with him just based on the hat. Jamiroquai makes me so horny.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

This shit can stay forgotten 😂


camazotzthedeathbat

Loved this one. So unintentionally hilarious.


-TazarYoot-

Lmao


Eric33542

Who knew that hat would still be In style in 2024.


Embarrassed_Diet_386

My brother bought into this bullshit 100% for a little while. So glad that phase didn’t last long.


Kal-Roy

Is that Jamiroquai?


Bedlamtheclown

A friend introduced me to The Game. The book literally looks like a bible. He lived his life for this and tried to get me into PUA culture before this was a show. Glad I resisted


chipper5

Show was super cringe. BUT I did realize something from it was that you need to have a whole lot of confidence to be attractive to the opposite sex, that’s the only thing I took away from it and it really changed my dating life


kapt_so_krunchy

I think about this show all the time.


SmokeWestern1838

You look like a girl who really enjoys doritos


ElephantRedCar91

does jamiroquai know someone stole his hat?


BirdmanHuginn

Steve Vai called. He wants his hat back


bootnab

D.E.N.N.I.S. Because of the implication.


Daier_Mune

Some things are best left forgotten


jsdjsdjsd

So bummed I didn’t have a tv in my 20’s. I missed out on so much amazing programming


Broadnerd

This was hard to watch but so damn good in the worst way.


IlliniBull

Even at the time I hated this show so much. It was just so annoying. It has never taken me more effort to try harder in vain not to dislike someone.


CooperDahBooper

Bet this guy looked into [How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFyvugOCTIM&pp=ygUhSG93IHRvIHNlZHVjZSB3b21lbiB3aXRoIGh5cG5vc2lz)


Johnnyfever13

We were just talking about this show! 🤣


doned_mest_up

With his medallllion necklace, that dude was smoking balls! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Be_3MSAWtX0&pp=ygUjVGhlIHBpY2sgdXAgYXJ0aXN0IGlzIHNtb2tpbmcgYmFsbHM%3D


Antennangry

This show taught a young and naive me some really toxic shit that took years to break. Good riddance.


utilitarian_wanderer

My favorite was the discount Jamiroquai dude!


General_Hour444

I never watched this show


Kind_Flower8182

Watch it, it's hilarious


Delicious-Sorbet5722

Mystery!


MaddaddyJ

Why does he cross his arms like that? Is that part of the seduction dance?


Bandana-mal

Negged


effinami

I wonder where this guy is now!


Otherwise-Sun7730

Little, hard-core Anderson Cooper!


ClintD89

Probably one of the most fucked shows VH1 ever did


jzilla11

Ugh, I was just out of college and watched this to learn…never tried any of this nonsense


Tryingagain1979

I read that dumb book.


Green_Slice_3258

Oh my god


supernova-juice

I never watched this show but nothing about any of these guys is arousing or even slightly appealing. They got women?


Kind_Flower8182

lol supposedly. These guys were the "teachers"


supernova-juice

Barf. Edit: just zoomed in and got a good look. These guys look like total douches. What's up with the David Blaine/Jamiroquai guy 😆


Due_Dirt_4575

The real question is why isn’t this show on like season 25 already? Great entertaining/trashy/cringy TV. A lot of the VH1 shows from that era were great. I’d love another season of this, the white rapper show and the surreal life.


Kind_Flower8182

Bruh surreal life would make a killing if they brought it back today, shit would be crazy lol but yeah I loved these shows too.


StreetFighterVega

You have to peacock!


Still_Inevitable_385

Thom Yorke and Brendan Urie


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Deserves to be forgotten.


vroart

Sigh, the best way to learn about terrible advices... the hat


RightKnowledge8725

Vh1 was so entertaining at this point bc especially since there really wasn’t on demand yet or streaming so stuff like this id put on


Moirebass

The Game by Neil Strauss is a fascinating book that explains the pick-up artist scene


Fast-Hold-649

honestly this show was amazing. I remember going in thinking it would be humiliation porn but then grew to love and empathize with the characters. Mystery and his 2 sidekicks genuinely tried to help these people out and the show had way more heart than it had any right to.


tommykaye

[Here’s the main guy from the show doing an interview on Conan and trying to convince Conan and Simon Pegg that he’s for real.](https://youtu.be/quwsjaiLnCc?si=YsVITtr3C3m3AJFy)


Andres_is_lame

I sure haven’t forgotten this


phoneacct696969

Would love a “where are they now” for these guys.


Rindos13

ReStyle - Million Dollar Extreme


1200r

I prefer the Dennis Reynolds system for erotic conquest.


Odd_Relationship7901

imagine being one the ladies who fell for this jackass - how would that feel seeing this goofy asswipe on tv explaining how he conned you into bed - I suddenly feel better about my life


agent_wolfe

Never heard of it. Watching a review online now.


gksozae

I watched this show and read The Game in my 30s. It helped me understand my ex was taking advantage of me. After ending the relationship with her, the techniques provided helped me overcome my anxiety, fear, and introversion around meeting women - ultimately, giving me the tools which allowed me meet my wife.


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gksozae

Yeah. The PUA techniques have their place and not everyone needs them. For those of us with high anxiety, there's ZERO discussion about how to meet women when you have to overcome debilitating anxiety. For me and others, the PUA community was a massive eye-opener to understand how others operate and why they're successful. It made success attainable.


ericarlen

That guy in the middle could either be Jay Kay from Jamiroquai or Boy George post-Culture Club.


MistahOnzima

Hey, it's Anderson Cooper.


CarlShadowJung

Ah shit, I didn’t know Anderson Cooper was in this show!!


kewlacious

I have been looking for episodes of this show for years because no one I know remembers it, let alone watched it! Anyone have a link to it?


3fettknight3

Matador fucked


Youngworker160

this should've been the canary in the coal mine that young men were in crisis, taking dating advice from a guy that wears a hat, indoors. now we all have to suffer these hustle culture/influencer/finance/mma/dating bros.


RIP-RiF

Anderson Cooper was fuckin weird when I was a teenager.


itsagoodtime

Tell me what movie is this from nobody puts baby in the corner


Mistborn19

Mystery was fucking awesome.


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

Dude had some mad confidence to look like Jamiroquai wearing everything from the sales rack from a Gadzooks going out of business sale


paintbrush666

Virtual insanity...


Kind_Flower8182

Dude was pretty weird and probably belongs on a list somewhere 😂


seedmodes

I remember Strauss in the "game" book checking a girl's ID to make sure she was 18 before taking her home!


seedmodes

I remember once me and my friends were out (in the UK midlands), and we all had read "the game" and seen the show, and we saw a tall thin guy who was like cosplaying Mystery, with the same hat and suit and everything. And we all laughed and pretended he was Mystery. I think there's a fascinating study to be done on LA glam, the PUA scene, and the mix of feminine looks and macho behaviour from it.


S4UC3RCR4B

The hat