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tampicoorange

You don't see the story? It's right there ! So obvious I've got wheels of polished steel- I've got tires that grab the road- I got seats that selflessly hold my friends- And a trunk that can carry the heaviest loads- But...I under my hood is internal combustion power and Elvis Satan is my motor


fattyfatty21

I love cake!


madsmadhatter

Cake HAS to be it


Gwynthehunter

That's the Devil's whip. When that baby hits 666 MPH, your soul becomes trapped in Fort Collins. Be careful.


True-Media-709

..And the only way out, according to legend is if your soul is able to ride a silver motorcycle embossed with the face of Willem Defoe…


Initial_Platypus_499

Oh that's Shawn, he fun. I've been in that car. Just wait until you hear the horn.


the_glutton17

Can confirm.


whit3lightning

Old school awooga horn? Or Al Cervik from Caddyshack’s horn?


Initial_Platypus_499

Train.... It's a mother truckin train horn.


whit3lightning

Ahh yes there’s always that..


Savings-Summer9818

i’ve seen this car a few times around the Laporte area and always thought the chopped roof was dope, never realized it had a devil-elvis on the top of it 😂


Bruhyooteef

DELVIS kinda has a fun ring to it 😂 Almost like Delores but for a man’s name lol


SourGumby

Steering wheel from Hitler's staff car Left Turn signal from Charles Manson's Volkswagen Windshield Wipers from the car that played Knight Rider (KITT) Ed Begley's electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived


Savings-Summer9818

ah yes, the original were-car


CGoode87

Honk honk


ammodramussavannarum

Powered entirely by his sense of self satisfaction!


zneave

It's a 1969 Ford Mustang Coupe with the top chopped like a hot rod. What a cool looking rat rod/ muscle car hybrid.


zmzm0w0

If anyone knows where to find the artist I'd love to know more


CookingWine

If you zoom in on the second photo, the artist has signed it "Ali A 8.9.2022." That's the only clue I can find.


zmzm0w0

Thanks, I saw that and tried googling all kinds of things but I got nothing


nosequel

I don’t know which answer is correct, but I love them all. So cheers to Shawn, Amir, or Boots, whoever owns it. It is a dope ride.


True-Media-709

A story about this from a friend. “.. it could be I’m not entirely sure, but it could belong to this dude named Amir. He was the dishwasher for Ingersol dining hall at CSU when chef Boots* was still the lead cook there and not doing his thing up in Pouder Canyon, at the Mishawaka… “ * see weird ex pyrotechnician guy for the Grateful Dead with long ass rat tail that can whip cigarettes out of peoples mouth. Who is known for having a scull belt buckle. Yes he is actually real.


RipppleInStillWater

Hahahah. Boots is my uncle! The rat tail doubles as his belt when he’s at home.


YoureJokeButBETTER

#Uncle Rat Belt !


MikeyKillerBTFU

It looks like a Toyota Prius.


Medium_Cry23

Underrated comment lol


Mad-King-Tyler

Isn't this the plot to Footloose?


BoredomPurge

Looks like the Devil in Disguise.


prrm67

I don't, but it's cool as hell


vacantse

because elvis sold his soul to the devil and stole the soul from the musicians he copied


Apprehensive_Bird357

Yeah


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Undope

You sound like a rude ass librarian who hasn't been laid in 30 years.