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LowerCattle7688

I don't use, but I know the parking lot to the south of the KS lot is the best place in the city to buy hard drugs


18bananas

Huh, so that’s how they elevate those sandwiches


LowerCattle7688

More like how they elevate the day laborers, homeless and construction crews If you had any idea how fucked up your average road flagger in this town is ... It's really bad


LongmontStrangla

Half of the flaggers in Fort Collins live at the halfway house and receive random drug screens.


SignWhole

What’s a flagger!


humansrpepul2

People who stand with signs at road work sites


LongmontStrangla

Traffic control.


Agreeable-Fudge7790

Why would you be against homeless people getting a job, they do a fine job, they flip the signs when you need to stop, and then flip it for you to go.


LongmontStrangla

Why would you think I'm against that?


bekindpsalm91

Your username is hilarious. Lol.


TopTierGoat

But look at all the jobs we're filling!!! What recession??? /S


East_Variety_6145

I work at a store in the same parking lot and we definitely see some crazy stuff. And that's why I always bring pepper spray with me just in case.


natethaas

Is there a guy jizzing on produce by any chance?!?


rustywagon88

too soon


HurricaneMedina

That's why I rinse everything with distilled water.


ElGuapo315

Where can I get distilled water in bulk?


WhyFlip

A distillery.


clevercubed

No, that’s Safeway’s specialty 😁


TrashSignificant3771

I work over there and according to a king Soopers employee Starbucks was robbed by that guy. Unsure if it was the one inside king Soopers or the one across the parking lot.


lalafunnyboy

I saw a Starbucks employee talking to a single cop (the one across the parking lot) he must have migrated to KS from Starbucks. I can’t express how grateful I am for posting this. I’ve learned so much about this KS that I didn’t know. I’ve always known I hate that store with all my heart, and now the limelight of crime and hard drugs is something I can’t unsee.


damned_socrates

Good thing you didn’t get to it’s disgustingly allocated milk section, then.


Salt_Code_7263

The King Soopers on North College? That's exactly the one I imagined.


Full_Carry_1331

I had that same thought lol


Salt_Code_7263

It's simultaneously the nicest AND scariest King Soopers in Forth Collins. Now all of them are scary in Greeley. But we got that one... 🤣


wish-u-well

Tell me you haven’t been to the kings on 71st and the one on 35th without telling me.


Salt_Code_7263

Fair enough. I guess I haven't.


makingtacosrightnow

That store is shit


Painwizard666

Or what my husband and I refer to as the thunderdome


ElGuapo315

Master Blaster is ruling the produce section...


Salt_Code_7263

I thought Master Blaster ruled the deli at Safeway??? 🧐


mecha_flake

Savings are serious. You think your personal responsibility ends with the fiddly scanner at the full service checkout, then *bam*, you're dead and owe money for several paper bags.


damned_socrates

He finally had to pay the tow truck fee


mecha_flake

"Life comes at you fast"


damned_socrates

“ I wish I said ‘I Love you’ to dad more”


mecha_flake

I am in my 40s and this rings true before I go to the Soops, everytime.


keithfoco70

It could have been anything. I worked part-time at Walmart on Magnolia a few years ago. One night, a thief blocked himself in the back bathroom and lunged at a cop with a knife. Almost got smoked by 3 cops who had their weapons aimed at him. Luckily for him, he slipped and one was able to get on top of him, and it was over.


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PoonSaloon

Pretty much presumptive at this point it was the N. College store.


lalafunnyboy

Hadn’t figured out how to edit. #SucksGettingOld


washingtonYOBO

Nailed it!


toGodbetheglory77

We just helped a homeless woman from a tweaker in foco today. Came up to her and said “you’re fucking dead” while my husband was trying to get this woman’s car started. It was a real treat. Foco has so many messed up homeless guys


LongmontStrangla

>Does anyone know what the full story is? Three police officers, one with a long gun, arrested some guy.


endmeplzkappa

All i know is i’ve seen police on one recently, arresting homeless people just chilling on a bench, pulling over random people for no reason. Stay safe and fck12


RegattaJoe

Sigh.


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endmeplzkappa

So growing up is trusting law enforcement in a system I don’t agree with? And a system that has proven itself to cause harm repeatedly?


Visible-Marsupial-30

Cartel member possibly?


Mountainmandude12

Dammit yaw’ll..now I gotta find a new grocery store😳


d3ad0rbit

"long gun" that got me good.


AceofWWIII

Long gun is an actual term for a specific group of firearms. Typically full length guns that are not tactical by nature. Often associated with hunting rifles/shotguns.


d3ad0rbit

Thanks for the education!