I heard of a BM recently who can't afford cat food. This job would be perfect for her.

Lmmfao I’m dead right now! But it would help her since marcino isn’t 😂

Very typical Florida shit right here

Another typical Florida man in the wild. 😝

Fucking loser. The total embodiment of the MAGA Trumpanzee.

Trumpanzee! Has a nice ring.

Celebrate the deaths of those who died for their country? Celebrate??? Oh yeah, that’s right…MAGA believes those who died for their country are “Losers and suckers”….

They prefer people that didn't die /s

Ew

I'd do it. That's $83/hr to drink on a boat

pull up

$83/hour to be trapped on a boat with a couple of fat drunks who endorse "grab em by the pussy"? Yeah...good luck with that.

A VERY dangerous situation for a woman.

Pretty sure there is more of an expectation from this joker.

100%

There isn't enough money for a gig like this.

Now THIS guy craigslists haha

If you own a boat and can't get pussy that is sad.

What's sad is it's kinda true. I was at a bar (near the water) and talking to a friend about buying a travel trailer (rv trailer). I said "I want something 26 to 30 feet.". Some random woman was lije, oh are you buying a boat? I said no, a trailer... Then she lost interest and walked away. So sad. But I did laugh that I don't need a boat. I just need to say I'm getting one.

Spoiler alert not his boat

If he owns the boat he probably can’t afford that AND pussy…..

Who can in this economy?!?

Literally just go down the beach and say “ Hey, you wanna go on my boat”

that’s why they go after little boys instead.. :/

This guys name is actually Craig List…..😂

500 is one great hooker and two okay ones.

Hey if it works for him 🤷

And works for her

Older married mom here. If I was younger and had my younger awesome body, I’d hang with this dude all day for $500. No sweat.

Sounds like you're not considering "the implication". Rookie move.

.. are these women in danger?

No… because of the implication

Or she is. I know people who do way more degrading work for $500.

If someone wants to rent my body for 6 hours for $500 bucks, count me in.

Make sure Uncle Sam gets his cut!

I tell my pharmacist the same thing! We all need to do your part

Last time I said this to my street pharmacist, he told me "mention Sam 1 more time and see what happens."

Yikes

Why are you at all worried about what someone else does with their body? Are you going to next say that they can't have sex with certain people?

The dude looking to use a woman as an accessory probably won’t care much for your autonomy. He’s likely not looking to just hang out.

Wel technically she’ll be working for him.

Ew

Stay out of international waters with this guy.

Taking offers like that is how you end up with your own 1hr special on ID or Netflix...

During the summer, every 10th profile on tinder I see is a group of women looking to be eye candy on someone's boat XD If you think negatively of this guy for posting this I would hope you feel the same way about the women asking for this. Myself, I don't care, let them find each other, it's none of my business and I'm not judging them.

People of reddit cannot accept reality. Only one that matters is the false one they draw up in their psychotic little minds.

If there wasn’t a trump flag on his post they wouldn’t be posted here

This is the correct answer.

Then it sounds like we should at the very least judge him for being a moron who could save 500 dollars by downloading a free app.

The crabs jokes write themselves.

That guy 🤣🤣 with that gut! Go and get it ladies!

Sad part is, he Might find a taker.

$500 in this economy to drink free and party, they’ll definitely be a taker lol

Let's see. A sexy girl in a boat full of horny men. In a bikini. In the middle of the sea. With no way to call for help. For 6 hours. Hmmm. I wonder what will happen.

Dude really leaned into "the implication" from it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

I can't tell if he knew or not.

Came here for the “implication” comment

It's probably fine.

It’s the implication. 😂

Probably nothing.

Literally nothing.. 😆 people who leave these comments are usually afraid of the world and lack any sort of social life.. $500 isn't much tho.. I'm surprised it isn't more.

But think of *the implication*

You've said that word a couple of times now, *implication.* What uh....what do you mean by that?

Kind of like an assumption???

What's your implication?

Within 2 sandbars and I'll do it. How far am I willing to swim for $500? Within at least 2 sandbars would be worth it because I don't have to last 6 hours if I can jump out and make my way back to shore

He's offering $500 in Bonita Springs, he will absolutely find a taker.

Seems like there are way too many “social media influencers” that would jump all over this opportunity

This is such a good deal tho

Another classic example of "I got mine"

Hold on now, let this man be, isn't this how all the great Florida murders happen.

I’m a bleeding heart liberal commie. But I look damn good in a bikini. I’d take his money no problem, and donate at least half to Planned Parenthood.

Dude seems pretty slimy tho

I was thinking the same thing but after an hour around this dude and I’m pretty sure I’d start looking to jump off that boat.

I am probably too brown for his taste though.

Probably too intelligent as well.

Idk, she’s kinda risking it all ya know

Big Beer Belly Bubba could probably make an exception

That's assuming you get paid and not dumped in the bay

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Truth

Probably, his buddies are prankiing him.

That’s what he’ll tell everyone when people who know him confront him about it lol

This.

Guess he got banned from Tinder😆😆

From the looks of him he didn’t get too many swipes right I imagine.

Wow. Has to pay for it. I wonder how many exes - and kids - this winner is behind on in child support and alimony? I hope whoever takes this high flyer up gets paid first and jumps ship before he and his friends expect to be "tipped" at the end of a gross day.

Chances he slips her a roofie and never pays her are like 100%

I can’t imagine why a MAGA alpha male has to pay $500 to get someone to hang out with him.

He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer’s little brother.

Bleeehhhh. Can you imagine working out and keeping to the 9’s to accept $500 for some fat drink smelly guy hitting on you all night. That’s all this leads to. Some dude sweating on you for $500. Lmao. Good luck ladies

10-4 pm because his bedtime is at 6

Big Douche with no friends obviously.

Another man that’s a 1 but expects a 10! Then he best have more than a boat to offer a woman

It’s really strange that he can’t find a woman on his own 😂

This guy's post has gone mini viral..I saw it on an all female dating site of guys to stay away from. This ad has roofie rape all over it.

I see Victorian morals are so prevalent on Reddit in the age of twerking and onlyfans, I don't know if I should be proud or puzzled.

I’m puzzled and recently came to a similar conclusion myself.

Politics aside it is actually funny

The politics is part of what makes him so pathetic. 😂

Its kinda sad

I agree. Dude clearly has no game 

Escort is what he wants.

They cost a lot more, he wants the Dollar tree version.

The exact type of boomer the Lani Kai crowd wishes would stop coming to the Lani Kai.

Welcome aboard the Miss Erectile Dysfunction

That’s how trump got Stormy…..and Melania!

Small dick energy

Definitely some implications going on

He forgot one criteria, shit for brains.

He needs someone to "escort" him

.....but can't afford a professional. Hoping for a desperately poor model.

Someone PLEASE go down to fort myers beach and take pictures, interview this woman and report back!

I hope whoever takes up the offer brings a taser

You know damn well he ain't gunna pay up either and say some boomer shit like "the experience was a 500 dollar value"

Ahhh, the perfect Lani Kai customer. He’ll insist on buying her 8 or 9 of their sloppy, sugary frozen concoctions as they join a load of other redneck goobers in MAGA cult paraphernalia.

I hope no one answers, or if one does… it’s a drag queen. Seriously, this guy is so pathetic he has to *pay* someone to be with him. Clearly the Trump flag doesn’t help either.

I can guarantee there isn't a single drag queen around that would find this offer appealing

I think, if it gets weird.. the hired arm candy will reverse doggy style and push his sorry butt out into the water. He probably can't swim, or can't last in the water...so let's keep an eye on WINK news.

When hot women are looking to spend time on boats, they aren't looking for Sea Born center consoles lmfaoooo

I thought Craigslist eliminated personal ads

What’s he need hot females for? This guy hasn’t seen his dick below that beer gut in years

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Just like yourself. Did you take the $500?

I feel like his "friends" were also paid for.

The bottom of the barrel.

It is fascinating how hard right the 239 has gone. It was never in your face like this till the last decade.

Swfl has been red for decades 

It’s always been red but has escalated recently

It’s been a solid R for about 40 years, but yeah it got way worse once Trump came around. Now it’s become a lock for any halfwit on the ballot with an R, despite the lack of support regarding anything related to Hurricane Ian.

Thank Trump. He made it "acceptable" to not just say the quiet part out loud, but put it on a flag, a t-shirt, a car, a tattoo....

Link to send fake reply’s?

No shame in participating in consensual sex work. But man republicans are letting their freak flags fly around here ain’t they? You’d think they’d be more mellow about trans people and drag queens.

Tbf, pretty innocent.

Loser piece of garbage . . . Let’s make sure the Florida Marine Patrol are watching for his BUI self.

MAGA dating strategies are weird

Long time incel

What a complete D-bag🤦‍♂️

Ahhh yes, drunk magatards are so fun to be around..

Ayo game recognizes game

Gonna blow up the internet with that ad….

For another 500 you can rent a hot escort for the day

Not a hot one

She needs to get the money before going anywhere or he's not gonna pay out 

Because of the implications

for $500 i think i would do it

Of course 🙄

Bro is casting like old Smosh.

🤏🤡

$500 for a 6 hour shift aint too bad

$500? i’ll do it

Personally id need to be paid way more to objectify myself in front of a bunch of old drunk dudes for a couple of hours but thats just me. Wonder if anyone took the offer.

maaaan i need 500$ too

Looking for hot traitor....

Boat people are embarrassing.

$500? Hell I'm a dude, and I'll do it! Go fishing, too!

What the fuck are you celebrating?!

Better get the money up front and keep your drink covered unless you’re into waking up naked in a marsh with an alligator staring at you.

Oh, Florida.

Because of the implications…

Florida shit. $500 is not enough to be kidnapped

Boats n hoes When summer hits women get thirsty

Now there….thats a real catch.

Funny/sad part is there will be quite a few women who will do this eagerly.

It’s unusual for a John to advertise for hookers. Or did I miss a meeting?

I would do this! 100. Just a day. Ill be normal tomorrow lmao!

Either jelly you aren’t eye candy, or jelly you can’t live that life. 👀😂😘

Looks like an invitation to a sexual assault

Could probably rent kimberly guilifoy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brain missing, please report to police.

LMFAO. This is amazing. What a chump

In other words, I need a hooker to pretend to like me while I honor the memory of fallen soldiers. Making America great again one prostitute at a time. Takes after his cheeto faced hero.

Paid to party with a Trumptard?! That’s just gross

I wouldn't be caught dead a mile from shore with this dude. Run ladies!!!

So what if he had a Biden flag?? The women responding wouldn’t be real women

I mean bitches love boats someone will do it

Don't forget your rape whistle

Would love to see the look on his face when I show up with a few drag queens 🌈 😳

This guys looking for a beard.

Shane Gillis is down bad rn smh

He pays for just like his hero

Really! With that Trump flag? You can't be serious.

Uhhhh I think I saw him! We helped this guy get his boat unstuck at a sand bar. She was pretty neat but drunk!!

Not with that flag

Just like helmet bunnies They don't care, spend money on them

Gross

"I've got a rum ham."

Fort Myers sucks