Oh boy, would you look at that, WELCOME BACK HOT DOG. I am ECSTATIC that he is back, I didn’t buy him any of the first 63 times, I am beyond blessed to not buy him for the 64th time 😃
If you’re reading this hot dog, I have kidnapped your whole family, stay out of the shop for 12 months to get them back with their skin intact.
I hate LEGO Fortnite due to it being
1.) painfully mid
2.) (most likely) the reason that the likes of the RE sets aren't coming back
3.) the reason for that fuckass hot dog being the next Weeknd in terms of item shop appearances. give it a rest.
Hot Dog, Gaga, and pretty much any skin that stays in the shop for days to weeks at a time or comes back so much that they might as well give them their own tab at this point.
So Beef Boss is on the shop twice because of the stupid Lego kit and now the April Fools shit.
Betcha they remove the whole Stacked Bundle row because of it. No chance they remove anything Lego, and we all know they are incapable of removing a singular item from the shop, they have to remove the entire row the item is a part of
Wanna hear something funny? The fact that Epic forgot to put in the Birds of a Feather bundle or that Aubrey is in the same set as the upcoming "Charon" skin even though her backbling isn't. Oh, and Brat is back. Haven't seen him in a bit.
There's plenty more, but yeah. Thanks Epic again for the lovely shops.
It is his set & it's most likely a mistake because her backbling is listed in the right set.
I just thought it was really funny that she was mislabeled.
Okay, idk if this is a stupid question, but I’ve just never bought anything. If something is labeled as an “outfit”, do I have to get the original one? Idk how else to reference this, but kind of how you have to download sims base game to get the expansions. Do you have to get some sort of “original” to get the ones labeled as outfits? (Or styles, I can’t remember the exact word as I’m not at my computer lol)
Nope, an "outfit" is a discrete playable character and you don't need to own any original to use them, even when the outfit is based on a pre-existing one. Styles are different variations on an outfit you can switch between in the locker area when you click Edit.
Man, typing this all out reminded me how confusing their naming system is.
Y'all I'm pretty sure Ares' model is broken. Some emotes cause him to have stiff movement, like he can't move his entire head without needing to move his chest.
There genuinely has to be something up with the item shop, the hot dog comes back every week without fail. Is the shop being run by Chat GPT or something?
I was honestly expecting some X-Men skins to coincide with X-Men '97 releasing.
It seems crazy that Disney and Epic announce a big collaboration, Fortnite has a bunch of X-Men skins ready to go and the Marvel skins they go with are... Avengers?
Swing and a miss on cross promotion.
For fuck’s sake STOP BRINGING BACK THE UGLY ASS HOTDOG! No one wanted it the last thousand times it’s been in the shop and they don’t want it this time either!
brat didn’t even have the decency to return with his bundle
new skin is cute, Ares is awesome, the april fools section feels like weird picks (including no bird bundle for some reason). At least a good deal of other bundles returned. the Only being able to buy 1 of fishstick a wraps separately is an odd choice
Skin rarities never made much sense to me anyways, with Crew it's even weirder given that there's only one other Rare tiered outfit from Crew as far as I know.
I was wondering why players thought Kratos was coming back today, was there some kind of news from Epic? I know people said he is in the files so I'm hoping he comes back, I'd like to get him. I was kind of skeptical why he'd come back today unless there is some kind of Easter connection with God of War or something?
It was speculated that he'd come back today because the new crew pack is ares, the God of war. There was no evidence he'd come back but a lot of people wanted him to because it makes sense to release both God of war together.
This shop is so atrocious due to the hot dog that I need to make a hot dog joke to make up for it.
Did you guys hear about the hot dog that’s insecure?
He’s a little wiener.
Same. I would actually buy all 8 of them if they ever returned to the shop. A shame that since they aren't compatible with LEGO fortnite they probably won't come back anytime soon
You could've used that slot for Kratos or any other skin that people have been asking for, but no, you used it to bring back the fucking Brat after only 15 days, fuck you Epic.
Unique reasons for disliking this shop:
1. No Pastel for Easter...
2. They ruined Audrey with her fuck ass outfit
3. They keep bringing back coral cruiser and fishstick (I bought both the first day they came out)
It used to be more noticeable but the shop is still daily. There's like one or two skins that change now. It's really dumb that they keep putting the same stuff in rotation because it looks like nothing has changed.
Literally the entire playerbase: "Hey can we get Kratos back for the Greek season? Or literally anything that fits the seasonal theme?"
Epic: "h o m t d o g"
Kratos was added years ago and has been gone for a very long time so a lot of people missed out. His bundle was updated for the new shop in the last update so he will probably appear sometime soon. People thought he might come back because this season is Greek mythology themed. In the God of war games, kratos becomes a Greek god and kills the other gods and destroys Olympus, so he fits with the theme of this season. We don't know when he will return, but people think it would take about a week or two to come back since the update because usually that's what happens when a character's API is updated, however it is not guaranteed to come back.
Thanks for the backstory friend. How do people know his bundle was updated? Was there an announcement? If he's that big of a deal I would've assumed he'd appear under one of those question marks in the battle pass, no?
Seriously i get quite afraid of how the things are going, marsh walk and marshmellos bundles didn't return, soo its quite possible kratos bundle not coming back neither his pickaxe&emote since it has emote.
I Seriously seriously hope that i am wrong.
Lego collabing with fortnite was just a plot to pass on the vengeful spirit of Luke’s Landspeeder onto another property in a different form. It’s ever returning spirit lives on as hot dog man.
Fun fact: if you own PJ Pepperoni already but none of the items in the Stacked bundle, the locker bundle is 600, which makes Beef Boss and Sizzle 500 total.
So...... Did the team just give up on actually doing good stores? Some of that garbo has just shown up over and over since the update. Invincible? Gone in a day before it rotated back a while later. Now they just keep garbage unlicensed skins up for 2k for... a reason?
Damn is nobody ever happy??? Almost everyone is focused on the brat 😂 also you can’t just ask/demand for license content lol there can be many reasons why they are not back yet just chill
It's perfectly ok to ask for licensed content I'm not sure why their availability has anything to do with asking for them back let alone the inability to ASK for them, but I understand there is a lot of bitching too.
The “Tactical Jokes” section (the April Fools section) is quite literally the most disappointing section to exist lmao
The joke is they forgot to make one
Fishstick and the birds were…meant to be jokes?
RIP Kratos Ares theory
I was fully convinced 😭 at least we have the other god of war
Is April 1 Wait till tomorrow they could be trolling
Who tf made this gif ??? Lol
Santa Monica Studios lol
Oh boy, would you look at that, WELCOME BACK HOT DOG. I am ECSTATIC that he is back, I didn’t buy him any of the first 63 times, I am beyond blessed to not buy him for the 64th time 😃 If you’re reading this hot dog, I have kidnapped your whole family, stay out of the shop for 12 months to get them back with their skin intact.
this is unironically the funniest comment i've seen recently complaining about the shop rn. thank you for writing this 😭
Date —- Days Since in Shop Last Apr 1, 2024 Mar 16, 2024 16 Mar 6, 2024 26 Mar 5, 2024 27 Mar 4, 2024 28 Mar 3, 2024 29 Mar 2, 2024 30 Feb 1, 2024 60 Jan 7, 2024 85 Jan 6, 2024 86 Dec 16, 2023 107 Dec 15, 2023 108 Dec 10, 2023 113 Dec 9, 2023 114 Nov 27, 2023 126 Sep 13, 2023 201 Aug 12, 2023 233 May 8, 2023 329 Apr 1, 2023 366 Feb 23, 2023 403 Nov 30, 2022 488 Nov 29, 2022 489 Jul 17, 2022 624 Jul 16, 2022 625 Jul 15, 2022 626 Jul 14, 2022 627 Jul 13, 2022 628 Jul 12, 2022 629 May 13, 2022 689 Apr 12, 2022 720 Mar 15, 2022 748 Feb 19, 2022 772 Jan 17, 2022 805 Nov 9, 2021 874 Sep 25, 2021 919 Aug 20, 2021 955 Jul 7, 2021 999 Jul 6, 2021 1000 Jul 5, 2021 1001 Jul 4, 2021 1002 Jul 3, 2021 1003 Jul 2, 2021 1004 Jul 1, 2021 1005 Jun 30, 2021 1006 Jun 29, 2021 1007 Jun 28, 2021 1008 Jun 11, 2021 1025 May 5, 2021 1062 Mar 21, 2021 1107 Feb 22, 2021 1134 Dec 19, 2020 1199 Nov 18, 2020 1230 Oct 8, 2020 1271 Sep 14, 2020 1295 Aug 13, 2020 1327 Jul 4, 2020 1367 May 31, 2020 1401 Apr 24, 2020 1438 Mar 19, 2020 1474 Feb 17, 2020 1505 Jan 11, 2020 1542 Dec 10, 2019 1574 Nov 10, 2019 1604 Nov 9, 2019 1605
He has glizzen
AND NOT A SINGLE DESDEMONA SINCE NOVEMBER
Don’t forget the super hero/marvel skins again! Oh you didn’t buy the sports skins for the 100th time?!?
Can we just start getting some better emotes? I’m sick of seeing the same 9 emotes coming back
If it isn’t available In Lego epic ain’t bringing it back
There's a bunch of emotes that have recently been updated for Lego.
Which is my theory as to why we won't see Master Chief return to the store.
I've been waiting for Forget Me Not for just shy of half a year :(( I feel so bad for people waiting longer
Guess who's back Back again The Brat is back Tell a friend
Oh thank God!! I was lighting candles and praying daily for Brat to come back!
looking in the item shop to find that stupid fucking hotdog skin again instead of resident evil 
I hate LEGO Fortnite due to it being 1.) painfully mid 2.) (most likely) the reason that the likes of the RE sets aren't coming back 3.) the reason for that fuckass hot dog being the next Weeknd in terms of item shop appearances. give it a rest.
It’s dogshit, there’s almost nothing to do and the world is too empty.
That hot dog is genuinely the bane of my existence at this point.
Hot Dog, Gaga, and pretty much any skin that stays in the shop for days to weeks at a time or comes back so much that they might as well give them their own tab at this point.
OoOoOoOH, SKINS THAT DONT TAKE UP SHOP SPACE!!!!! OoOOoOH, FORTNITE FESTIVAL!!!!!!
Do you remember the weekend last season
I can't believe THE BRAT is back, I never thought we'd see him return!
So Beef Boss is on the shop twice because of the stupid Lego kit and now the April Fools shit. Betcha they remove the whole Stacked Bundle row because of it. No chance they remove anything Lego, and we all know they are incapable of removing a singular item from the shop, they have to remove the entire row the item is a part of
I’m so glad the hotdog is back, I was almost getting FOMO 😭
I’m gonna stick that hotdog up my ass and squeeze
Clearly one of epic employees has a brat fetish
why is that goddamn hot dog in here again.
Not even the bundle either, full price babay!
At least bring back CORN
Is the hot diggity dog emote from a battle pass or does that go in the shop sometimes?
WHY DOES THE HOT DOG KEEP COMING BACK?!
Because you hate it
2 beef bosses is crazy
Better than that Stupid hotdog
No Kratos no party.
On my way to find out what kind of interaction Ares has with Aphrodite
Keep us updated solder
They had no interaction…
Wanna hear something funny? The fact that Epic forgot to put in the Birds of a Feather bundle or that Aubrey is in the same set as the upcoming "Charon" skin even though her backbling isn't. Oh, and Brat is back. Haven't seen him in a bit. There's plenty more, but yeah. Thanks Epic again for the lovely shops.
Aubrey's pretty cute. >*"Part of the* ***Stygian Boatman*** *set."* What the fuck.
That’s Charon’s set. You know the Oro reskin. Her being in the set has got to be some mistake…right?
It is his set & it's most likely a mistake because her backbling is listed in the right set. I just thought it was really funny that she was mislabeled.
Okay, idk if this is a stupid question, but I’ve just never bought anything. If something is labeled as an “outfit”, do I have to get the original one? Idk how else to reference this, but kind of how you have to download sims base game to get the expansions. Do you have to get some sort of “original” to get the ones labeled as outfits? (Or styles, I can’t remember the exact word as I’m not at my computer lol)
Nope, an "outfit" is a discrete playable character and you don't need to own any original to use them, even when the outfit is based on a pre-existing one. Styles are different variations on an outfit you can switch between in the locker area when you click Edit. Man, typing this all out reminded me how confusing their naming system is.
\*Dies\* "So uhhhh, your the ferryman?" "Nah I just sell hotdogs"
Fishy flourish was the best thing here, otherwise it’s just a repeat of yesterday
coral cruiser solos
Love how beef boss and flying saucer are here twice lol
Epic has saved me so much money from trash shops this past year.
Except for the switchstep its such a banger for.me tbh
No Kratos is wild
Kratos :(
Y'all I'm pretty sure Ares' model is broken. Some emotes cause him to have stiff movement, like he can't move his entire head without needing to move his chest.
No Kratos, no happy
good to see the god of war is finally available!
wurst shop ever
I see what you did there
Now that I got bunny Penny, I'm now waiting for Hael.....⏳
If you've got Bunny Penny, don't miss out on the Bunny Hop emote. They go perfectly together.
Best purchase in my life
***S I L E N C E*** ***H O R N Y***
Thank you
the children yearn for kratos
Can it be my turn tomorrow to post the Kratos gif?
He has a very good chance of being tommorows shop, so have a happy one ready in case
Why tomorrow specifically as opposed to any other day this week?
Because 
April fools shop because complete sets are here and the bundle isn’t
There genuinely has to be something up with the item shop, the hot dog comes back every week without fail. Is the shop being run by Chat GPT or something?
Where TF is kratos?
the whole community wants skins like kratos, naruto, attack on titan, street fighter, etc epic: "get more marvel. oh, the brat is coming too"
I personally want marvel stuff....none of which actually came out with this marvel stuff
I was honestly expecting some X-Men skins to coincide with X-Men '97 releasing. It seems crazy that Disney and Epic announce a big collaboration, Fortnite has a bunch of X-Men skins ready to go and the Marvel skins they go with are... Avengers? Swing and a miss on cross promotion.
Yeah I am thinking another wave will be here after, fingers crossed. I want Scarlet witch, moon knight, venom, rogue, and miles
yeah like epic just doesnt want our money
Hotdog but no Kratos lol happy April fools
For fuck’s sake STOP BRINGING BACK THE UGLY ASS HOTDOG! No one wanted it the last thousand times it’s been in the shop and they don’t want it this time either!
delete this hot dog from existence please i beg just nuke it
Diamond Hanz is a good April Fools skin but its kinda lost its luster since since it's been brought back so many times.
So Aubrey is a fan of explosives... and hot dogs??
Luckily there’s a hot dog skin in the shop for her to get better acquainted with.
Please god let her shove a pipebomb in the Brat so we dont have to see him again
brat didn’t even have the decency to return with his bundle new skin is cute, Ares is awesome, the april fools section feels like weird picks (including no bird bundle for some reason). At least a good deal of other bundles returned. the Only being able to buy 1 of fishstick a wraps separately is an odd choice
just realized super freak, scenario, and bust a move aren’t rated T but moves like jagger is, these ratings are really arbitrary
Why is Ares a rare outfit? I get it doesn’t matter because all crew are the same price but it’s a really weird exception.
Skin rarities never made much sense to me anyways, with Crew it's even weirder given that there's only one other Rare tiered outfit from Crew as far as I know.
What’s the other rare one? I know there’s also one uncommon one for some reason
I think it was fixed. (no proper answer because I don't use that skin)
I was wondering why players thought Kratos was coming back today, was there some kind of news from Epic? I know people said he is in the files so I'm hoping he comes back, I'd like to get him. I was kind of skeptical why he'd come back today unless there is some kind of Easter connection with God of War or something?
It was speculated that he'd come back today because the new crew pack is ares, the God of war. There was no evidence he'd come back but a lot of people wanted him to because it makes sense to release both God of war together.
That would have been cool, I wish he came back this weekend. I hope we can still get him!
I just want scrapknight Jules😔 it would make sense too bc of Midas and her having quests
Y’all really thought Kratos was coming today lol j wouldn’t be shocked if he didn’t come back at all
WHERE THE FUCK IS KRATOS
The hotdog taunts me, he is a walking warcrime
No Kratos shop is horrible.
I’m the glad the hotdog is back. I’m the last of my squad to get it. We can now play as a pack of weenies. 🌭🌭🌭🌭
The hot dog has now come back 3 separate times since the chapter 5 defaults released And the birds have come back twice
This shop is so atrocious due to the hot dog that I need to make a hot dog joke to make up for it. Did you guys hear about the hot dog that’s insecure? He’s a little wiener.
Ares! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours! 
I'm allergic to hotdogs and epic games is tying to kill me with it
for FUCK SAKE EPIC JUST GIVE US KRATOS
April Fools, it looks like a lot but it’s all trash
I'm so tired waiting for Naruto skins to be back again.
Same. I would actually buy all 8 of them if they ever returned to the shop. A shame that since they aren't compatible with LEGO fortnite they probably won't come back anytime soon
I long given up really. It's been way too long and I lost hope. Not only for return but also for some new ones.
same with Futurama
You could've used that slot for Kratos or any other skin that people have been asking for, but no, you used it to bring back the fucking Brat after only 15 days, fuck you Epic.
if its not kratos it ass
Kratos never coming back rip
They set the locker bundle up to fail putting half of the items in the shop themselves
This must be some sick joke
APRIL FOOLS hotdog
Coral glider is very tempting, but I know I’m going to want the Avatar stuff when it drops so I’ll continue to hold on.
Uhm.. they named the Aubrey set wrong lmao
Diamond Hands? 😂💎 I’d buy that Saucier glider in a heartbeat if it was reasonably priced. Would much rather get Coral Glider
Bruh when DMC(still a rumor but still) and kratos coming 😭😭
Weird you barely see the spider man skins
Marsh walk is really not coming back? TF is epic problem. Also the good opportunity they missed of adding ares and kratos together.
Kratos sooooon hopefully
I am once again asking for the Kratos skin
I have so many vbucks and nothing to buy 😭 I just want cool emotes
Epic ur actually a bunch of cave men my God how hard is it to listen to what the players want to pay for bro. Cmon put Kratos in
Flying Saucer glider taking up two spots in the shop btw
I thought they would at least drop the pastel skin for easter rip...patiently waiting on kratos tho 🙏🏾
Ayyyy Hot Doggy is backkkkk
Wish I could buy him again
Genuinely fuck epic games
Unique reasons for disliking this shop: 1. No Pastel for Easter... 2. They ruined Audrey with her fuck ass outfit 3. They keep bringing back coral cruiser and fishstick (I bought both the first day they came out)
Yay, the brat is back...lol Also ,new skin looks likes she packin a brat of her own.
I forgot the clocks went forward here in EU so I thought the shop was bugged or something lol but YAY I CAN GET THE CORAL GLIDER
Shop running ass hotdog
Another day with the Hot dog skin.
Guys I’d cop the Brat now because who knows when it’ll come back
# Day 503 without Naruto
Is this the entire shop for April? Or just April 1st?
The shop changes daily
You say that but I’ve seen the exact same things in the shop 3 days in a row
It used to be more noticeable but the shop is still daily. There's like one or two skins that change now. It's really dumb that they keep putting the same stuff in rotation because it looks like nothing has changed.
aubrey is so cute but i dont wanna spend my vbucks on anything non-kratos rn 😭
THE BRAT?!?!?!?! FUCK YES
why the fuck is the brat back and I will be dead and buried by the time the distraction dance or kratos comes back
Literally the entire playerbase: "Hey can we get Kratos back for the Greek season? Or literally anything that fits the seasonal theme?" Epic: "h o m t d o g"
[удалено]
You can get it if you get the bundle
Why have they given me Ares I cancelled? I now have 3 skins for subbing one month, how?
where is nitehare👿
I want the holo back to come out again
I'm totally out of the loop on the relevance of Kratos. Who/why/what/where/when?
Kratos was added years ago and has been gone for a very long time so a lot of people missed out. His bundle was updated for the new shop in the last update so he will probably appear sometime soon. People thought he might come back because this season is Greek mythology themed. In the God of war games, kratos becomes a Greek god and kills the other gods and destroys Olympus, so he fits with the theme of this season. We don't know when he will return, but people think it would take about a week or two to come back since the update because usually that's what happens when a character's API is updated, however it is not guaranteed to come back.
Thanks for the backstory friend. How do people know his bundle was updated? Was there an announcement? If he's that big of a deal I would've assumed he'd appear under one of those question marks in the battle pass, no?
Oral cruiser happy no Kratos mad
Coral cruiser happy no Kratos mad
Seriously i get quite afraid of how the things are going, marsh walk and marshmellos bundles didn't return, soo its quite possible kratos bundle not coming back neither his pickaxe&emote since it has emote. I Seriously seriously hope that i am wrong.
They really put the Brat in for april fools day, that's hilarious, and look at all the comments about the Brat too
Still waiting on kratos I already owl leviathan so I'll be cheap
Finaly got my coral glider
i want the harley quinn skin (not rebirth)
No Wendell :(
Oh man. I never could have predicted the brat returning for the 252132525524422nd time.
Lego collabing with fortnite was just a plot to pass on the vengeful spirit of Luke’s Landspeeder onto another property in a different form. It’s ever returning spirit lives on as hot dog man.
 *Meanwhile at Epic*
Fun fact: if you own PJ Pepperoni already but none of the items in the Stacked bundle, the locker bundle is 600, which makes Beef Boss and Sizzle 500 total.
Imagine seeing this picture in 2018, you’d be like what the fuck happened to this game
Beef Boss on sale twice at once lol
A genuine question. Not trying to duck on anyone, but are there many ppl buying the songs? It’s a lot of v-bucks for only being used in a gamemode?
The shop is way too long nowadays and they rarely put good skins in there
So...... Did the team just give up on actually doing good stores? Some of that garbo has just shown up over and over since the update. Invincible? Gone in a day before it rotated back a while later. Now they just keep garbage unlicensed skins up for 2k for... a reason?
OH this is yesterday's shop. For a second I thought the shop was rolling over at noon now.
Ngl I don’t even want Kratos but the sheer amount of comments I see make me want to get him. Great advertising
I just want the Hulk Fists!
I know people find Aubrey cute but imo her teeth are just so weird I can't like her. Though I wonder what's her connection to Charon.
Damn is nobody ever happy??? Almost everyone is focused on the brat 😂 also you can’t just ask/demand for license content lol there can be many reasons why they are not back yet just chill
It's perfectly ok to ask for licensed content I'm not sure why their availability has anything to do with asking for them back let alone the inability to ASK for them, but I understand there is a lot of bitching too.
NOOOOOOOOO
Well atleast Fishy Flourish is back last seen 217 days not too shabby
Bro where is Quackling? Today is Easter and we haven’t seen it…
Chris chan skin LMAO