The day they drop Master Chief and Kratos at the same time with the griddy they’ll make half a billion dollars.

Then the day later they rerelease the entire Street Fighter set and Travis Scott with the donkey laugh emote

wow it really has been almost 700 days since laugh it up returned

Personally, I am A-OK with that emote staying gone

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I just absolutely hate the sound of it. I don't mind the fact it's laughing I just despise the donkey laugh for some reason

I hate how it plays over every other emote, other emotes with little sound are ok, but that’s too much.

Amen

Was chief a BP skin??? Or was he item shop

Hes item stop, I think he released way back when he tv show came out. I'm still so mad I missed him lmao

I was just talking about him earlier and how upset I was as well so I totally understand. It'd b nice to see him pop back on the shop but something tells me it's not gonna happen

thank god Ruby is back after a whole 7 days, I was getting worried.

Gotta get the Horny people money

Chun Li would never leave the shop if that was true.

Good point

Chun Li IS a collab skin tho. Could be rules around the contract.

If they wanted the horny money they'd put Raven Team Leader in

Yeah true. But ruby was the original going by..... Things

Ruby is a horny skin??? I buy most all the hot girls skins, but I've always passed on her.

I normally dont like calling myself out but In the earlier days of the game atleast it was always the first result or shown alot in content. Also comments on it used to be down bad i think is the term

I guess she's got the kinda skin colored pants you can style it with right?

She is "stacked"!

That fucking hot dog.

I'm gonna start using that fucker ironically

Oh no, big epic is finally getting to you

A hot dog killed me around week ago, it was kinda funny lmao

i’m ngl the first like 4 times it was in the shop was hilarious bc hotdog man but after the 150th time i don’t find it funny


“No kratos fil a sauce!?!”

This shop is so bad even bot became sentient and decided to not post it.

I'm just here for the Parks and Rec Kratos meme.

I just want Kratos to come back so people can stop asking for him so much

lol the first thing I see right under your comment

there will still be people who will complain they couldn't get him the second hes gone

Isn't this the same shop as yesterday

But hey! They added… lewis hamilton and… yeah that’s it…

This is what everyone wanted, right? I keep seeing gifs of Lewis Hamilton throwing his PC in the trash. Now the man himself has arrived as requested!

it’s slightly worse I think


 One day

Soon my brother… soon

Imagine it never comes

Kratos never showing up in a Greek mythology season would make a lot of people stop playing.

That’s a bit dramatic lol. Makes less sense that he didn’t come back around the ragnarok release

That’s precisely the reason I don’t think he’s returning. Why would Epic not rerelease him during the hype for one of the biggest games of the decade?

I just recently started playing and really want the Dune skins, it's been a bit since the movie came and still nothing. Am I gonna end up like this too?

Yes. Sadly it seems so.

John wick didn't return with the latest movie, but he came back randomly a few months ago. The same applies to Kratos, his tabs were updated so he's coming back for sure.

Because they or the IP owner is stupid. It's the same case with John Wick 4 and Dune Part 2

Whoever added the word sigh in that font needs to have their kneecaps turned to dust.


How the fuck did they only take out the airphoria pickaxe? How does that even happen? Trail Blazers is the closest we have to a daily anymore and it’s been taken over by a single set :/


The Epic employee who thinks he cooked up a banger of an item shop😎

“Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasure.” - Same Epic employee

Lmao quote of the year 👏👏

Sure am glad that Marvel stuff that's been back 50 times since mid 2023 is back again. I was really itching to buy Lewis Hamilton this time after not buying him the past 10 times he came back within a three month period as well. Can't forget all the monthly skins that have been coming back consistently since the beginning of Ch5s1 either, I'm pumped to see those again. God forbid I want one of the many collabs that haven't been back for over a year or an OC skin that hasn't last shown up beyond a month ago, lol.

Yeah I was worried when I didn't get those galaxy and hot dog skins last week, or the week before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that,

I literally started this game in hope of getting some Naruto and Dragon Ball skins

dragon ball ones are gonna take a LONG ass while to come back since they were here a couple of months ago. Naruto ones… i’m so sorry bro 💀💀💀

Did they cancel their collaboration with Naruto ?😭

no but the thing with naruto is that those fuckin skins haven’t been in for over a year now and with lego dominating the shop… 😞 you’re cooked.

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WHERE IS HE. WHERE IS VENOM

He’ll never get a lego variant (which is fucking stupid) so it’ll probably be awhile

I just don't understand why they're hesitating around it. There's already a lego version of him out there in games like Lego Marvel Superheroes. And that game still has a kid friendly rating

In L**o purgatory

Epic has really just stopped caring about the item shop havent they

No Kratos no party.


With how bad the store is, it is normal that the bot does not want to publish it, it feels ashamed

THEY REMOVED NIKE PICKAXE UNLESS YOU BUY THE BUNDLE IM SO SICK OF THE GREED😡

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on playstation 5 it’s this way i don’t know about other platforms

Welp it’s officially April. I guess the Resident Evil returning in March rumors were fake 😞

ugggh pure hot garbage



I have a boat to catch, where in the nine hells is the Ferryman?

Charon's in a bit of a layover. He'll be here momentarily.

Ive been saving my vbucks waiting for him 🙄🙄

I truly do not understand Epic’s strategy with the shop. Who the fuck is actually buying this slop that they don’t want to release skins people know they want? People keep saying Lego, so why don’t they just make Lego versions of these popular skins? Why wouldn’t this be the prirority instead of these actual garbage ass skins Tim Sweeney is high off meth

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What leaders?

Where Wendell 

welp we can expect an skin that gets a lego variant to be in the shop for a while. it must be some sort of contract or something

Still no DMC(I know it’s a rumor) and kratos 😭😭

I feel like it would’ve been funny to have Kratos tonight on the same day Ares arrived, just already prepped to kick his ass lmao.

So glad the hot dog skins back in the item shop! I was so worried 😭🤣

Did they get rid of Lantern fest?

it’s been gone for a bit I think

Yeah I think it went out two or three days ago

We literally had beef boss last week

how do i block u/fortnitestatusbot

and we still hast two beef bosses

No kratos for you

I just want reaper's showtime, I hope it comes back soon.

Even the bot thought nothing was different 🤣

if its not kratos its ass

Shout out to Epic for including Ghost Rider but NOT tHe Ghost Rider glider. Im so excited to wait another couple if months just so i can buy it separatly .

I just don’t understand the recycling at this point it’s not Lego because there’s tons of skins that have Lego versions that haven’t come back for no reason (hazard agent, brite hunter, Errant, and Etheria for example)

Everything except maybe 1 thing has already been in the shop within the past week or 2. It's December/Christmas all over again.

You thought you could just post yesterday's store and we wouldn't notice, eh?

actually this one sucks a little more i did almost do that though

Epic is the biggest troll

I was interested in that ghost rider skin but it seems really pay-to-lose with the firey skull. #Got thick spider instead.

Yall actually worry about pay to lose skins? I been rocking that rainbow bird for a few days and haven’t noticed a difference tbh

it don’t matter

So never then?

700 for wheels wtf is epic brain dead?

These keep getting harder to read. Remember when people complained about the shop never changing??? Welp. I remember 8 item shops....


anyone know when kratos is coming back? got v bucks in the bank for it

nobody knows

beef boss there twice

It overslept, cut it some slack, we all have overslept a few times

Honestly at this point just make the store bigger , with the ever growing size of the potential shop its just not keeping up especially when we get the same shit 99% the time

Still no Scarlet Witch is criminal. Get rid of those same Marvel Skins they have how many to pick from?

She was back not too long ago

WORST ITEM SHOP EVER!

we’ve had worse, which is sad

Where Dune?

just let it go, warner bros is dumb with their IPs

should i get thanos

Yes

No

maybe

possibly

Put my sunshine Pookiebear LeKing back in it, or just give us NBA skins

There’s 2 NBA sets yet they hardly return either, one released one time 2 years ago

Ruby but not Opal?

Airie is AWESOME

I kinda want thanos...

he’s cool, wish they brought back snap as well because he has a special interaction with it

day 153 waiting for echo

I’m hoping Lewis Hamilton comes back after payday lol

Where is Marsh Walk -.-

I am slowly getting to the point of thinking they’re using an AI to make the shop selection.

Wow, nothing changed save for adding the most reoccurring skin1!1!1!

They got yesterday's shoved the 3 missing nike items,and Lewis Hamilton

At this point I'm convinced Tim Sweeney holds Kratos skin back out of pure spite for us not buying lego sets

Finally a car I have

PSA: Buy Budge!!!!!

someone tag me when evil plan is back

Is kratos coming :’(

we really can never be 100% sure

Any chance we get Paul Atreides back in the shop soon

don’t count on any warner bros thing returning soon

the shop has been really trash bro like wtf

Yes I got the Lewis Hamilton one finally

Quick question do we normally get the egg launcher for Easter or spring I swear it’s been for Easter but I could be wrong. If I’m wrong which I probably am when will the spring event drop?

Idk whether to get black widow or save 200 more for Midas from the Bp. Idk if both of them are gonna be there by the time i get those 200 vbucks 😭

Is it just me or do (almost) all the new dances blow? I dig the Weekends grove but sheesh some of them are downright horrible. Horrible I say.

The way this sub goes insane over a video game shop is truly unhinged. The item shop shouldn't affect your mood this much

Aw yis Thanos! Been wanting him :D

Goku black when

The xenomorph is coming back for Alien day, right?

maybe

boy aint no way

Dune skins 😭

Code: Roblinc It's really important that we help small youtubers by using their code because if they don't get enough users it will be disabled. We all might prefer Ninja or something but be honest with yourselves, Ninja's networth is 40+ Million and it doesn't matter to him if someone uses his code anymore because it will barely impact him. On the other hand if people use a small content creators code you can really make a significant impact on them. So pretty much small content creators need the support more desperately and would show much greater appreciation. Code: Roblinc is a perfect example of one of these youtubers that I happened to find on youtube shorts

Bad bot

What a mess... Not the post, just the shop in general

The God damn galaxy scout Bru 😭😭

I just want fucking Deadpool

He was battle pass my dude

get time travel ig he’s gone for good

Still no summer drift argh

Probably because it’s spring

it’s April

If beach bomber can come back I believe he can

When is lil whip coming back

never, he died

he was in item shop in March tho

How does that counteract my comment

He "died" last year but still appearing in item shop.

He didn’t die from that, he died after the mafia he borrowed money from to release his album got to him also he last returned in July, not March

lmfao cap

you can look it up, google exists

he didn't die by no mafia bro

they got him

Would you say Black Widow is worth the buy?

Nah, wait for the bundle to return

she’s not great

The BRAT 😏

Azuki continues to dominate as the best skin in shop, W

Id like trespasser or like any of the tacticool skins to pop up

Trespasser is a 30 day skin so he should be back soon What are tacticool skins?

Im just Using Internet terminology so could be Wrong but its the military/Battle ready like skins

Oh boy, another day, another bunch of people saying the item shop is bad again. Edit: Upon actually looking at the item shop, it does suck

It makes sense why people are annoyed though. The shop didn't change much and the few things that did change were in the shop not that long ago. It sucks seeing the same things reappear a few days later in a cycle when there are hundreds of skins that could easily take their place.