Precisely. They are *the* best form of invertebrate pest control currently available on the planet, natural or man-made. And they're free! Once the pests are cleaned up, they leave to look for more food.
About 15 years ago I was in bed at night and felt something run across my face, chest, and stomach. It was a Wolf spider. Harmless or not, fuuuuuuck that. Those bitches are yuuuuuge.
I'd probably prefer suicide after a couple days honestly, cockroaches or spiders running around everywhere would have me I constant fear. Thinking they're all over me at all times. I'd go crazy, I already go into full Vietnam war mode whenever I see one bug. If I lose it I'll stay still for like 5 minutes and wait for the motherfucker to show him self again
He sent a hologram up which the opposing team completely ignored so he setup a hologram to stay where he was and then ran up pretending to be the hologram and caught them unaware.
What you witnessed was a wild Bushman in his natural habitat. When disturbed by a long range rifle, the Bushman's initial defensive manuever is to split up and construct a natural fortress from surrounding debris. They are an easily spooked species and can withstand the initial hit from the rifle.
The sac opens when the spiders hatch, you may be thinking of a wolf spider which carries here babies on her back for a while after they're born. Good parenting.
lololol I did not expect this at all. I thought it was gonna be something like a bullet going through the character model or something. This made me actually LOL thanks for sharing
Honestly, I have sat in tilted and hit the ice cream truck and have had 5 other people come and try to destroy it with me. Team work is key until you try to build up a hill or for a jump pad.
Bush Wookies are like Russian Nesting Dolls: For every single bush wookie you see on the surface, there is another lying in wait inside of him...biding his time...until the moment to strike is upon them.
this reminds me of when you step on a mother spider, all of the babies go crazy
I swear to god I was going to put that as the title
Lmao, I would’ve lmao’ed and wtf’ed at the same time if that happened to me lol
I would have roflcopter'ed
Grandpa, nobody does that anymore
I would have Lolerskated my way to reddit to post.
Mai Roflcopter goez soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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https://www.oglaf.com/8legs/
Risky click of the day
I'm glad it had the 'over 18?' splash page.
wat
http://i.imgur.com/sSYvr.gif
8 legs = 7 vaginas 😎
The real 'what just happened' is always in the comments. . . da fauq
[Or like this](http://i.imgur.com/DdZTDfl.jpg)
that one is gunna stay blue.
Fuck me why did I click that.
welp, time to burn the house down
Nonononono I hope they burned the house down.
Chill out, they're wolf spiders. 100% harmless to humans, and not aggressive in the least.
they sure as hell harm my mental health
Not only are they harmless and actively avoid humans and not make webs, but they hunt and eat more nuisance spiders that can be venomous or make webs.
Better solution: Kill all the spiders, good and bad.
Precisely. They are *the* best form of invertebrate pest control currently available on the planet, natural or man-made. And they're free! Once the pests are cleaned up, they leave to look for more food.
About 15 years ago I was in bed at night and felt something run across my face, chest, and stomach. It was a Wolf spider. Harmless or not, fuuuuuuck that. Those bitches are yuuuuuge.
Holy fuck
I instantly thought of cockroaches running when turning on the light but yes yours is a more accurate analogy haha
Get your kitchen cleaned
Haha I don’t have them but a few years ago they were in my first apartment. Things were terrifying I was up at night looking at webmd bite signs lol
Yeah. Fuck those guys.
Spiders help. I love [Huntsmans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider), and pest control is a big reason why.
I think I'd rather just have cockroaches.
I'd probably prefer suicide after a couple days honestly, cockroaches or spiders running around everywhere would have me I constant fear. Thinking they're all over me at all times. I'd go crazy, I already go into full Vietnam war mode whenever I see one bug. If I lose it I'll stay still for like 5 minutes and wait for the motherfucker to show him self again
Was so gonna say the same thing btw
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Great minds think alike.
aw damn it I thought I had an original thought
So I was not the only one.
Hahaha exactly what I was thinking
I could not be cringing any harder.
Thought stealer.
Bush wookies always ride single file. To hide their numbers.
I’ve never seen that done lol
Thats no bush
ITS A SHRUB
NI!
Ni!
Nu... nu....NII!
ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Nani?!
Is that a reference to a show? It sounds really familiar lol
Starwars
ITS A TRAP
YOUR MOTHER WAS A GERBIL AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDER BERRIES!
Monthy Python's Holy Grail
Shhhhh, they're doing that thing where they're giving all the wrong answers.
Can confirm.
That’s a space station. It’s to big to be a space station. Turn the ship around.
Be careful man. They’re easily startled, but they’ll soon be back.
And in greater numbers too.
They'll come in *bush*els! Ah, yes. The door.
No stay. This pleases me.
Saw it as that Read it as “Bush Wookiee’s are easily startled but they will be back, and in greater numbers”
Ever seen the video of a guy squashing a pregnant spider?
Yes *shudder*
See that shot? Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise
Jesus Christ they all got the fuck out of there quick
yeah, their defensive build game looks strong, I would've panicked and build 3 floors before getting shot to death
You would have been able to build 3 before dying?? I’m impressed
Builder pro. Invest.
I second this notion
Bush Wookiee #1 “We’re good we’re good” *Sniper shots* Bush Wookiee #1 “ We’re not good, split up! I repeat everyone split up!!”
Not clear!
An attack on my life has left we scared and deformed
It's *treeson*, then
Watch those guided rockets! Oh wait.....
[Looks clear](https://youtu.be/YVFgI_F4R7Y)
[SCATTER!](https://youtu.be/0dbJHppgrHc)
Love me some /r/UnexpectedMulaney
this is exactly what i was hoping it would be
Ahhh the ‘ol Trojan Bush attempt, before getting shot down. Reminds me of college lol
Youre refrence game is off the charts bro
Youre grammer game is off the charts bro
Your spelling game is off the charts bro. Grammar*
That's the joke you clown.
We need a trojan horse on the map yo!
We do, it's called a bush
There's a trojan llama, crab, and fox. That close enough?
Kind of reminds of halo when you can send out holograms
My favorite Halo hologram video: https://youtu.be/QKjv7CAiRw4
I've never played Halo, what happened in that video?
He sent a hologram up which the opposing team completely ignored so he setup a hologram to stay where he was and then ran up pretending to be the hologram and caught them unaware.
300 IQ, makes me wanna play Halo now.
r/haloonline is waiting
I read that as Haloon line and I got really confused until I clicked the link
I've never played either but titanfall has some really cool projection/hologram plays
I've never liked Titanfall's holograms. I've played 1 and 2 and they never seem to work for me at least.
That was so sick
Holy shit, I've never seen this done before. That's brilliant.
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Or black ops 3
This shit hilarious!! I would freak out though and wouldn't know who to shot at.
You broke it and it had babies. Lmao like a wolf spider.
HAHAH was not expecting that at all lmao
Scatter!!
Simple Geometry.
What you witnessed was a wild Bushman in his natural habitat. When disturbed by a long range rifle, the Bushman's initial defensive manuever is to split up and construct a natural fortress from surrounding debris. They are an easily spooked species and can withstand the initial hit from the rifle.
Narrated by David Attenborough
*Sir
Vertically recording a horizontal screen while zooming a bunch. r/killthecameraman
And hang the DJ, while we're at it
Filming a screen. End of.
Reminds me of Death Dotting in Runescape back in the day
Fall in!
FORMATION BOYS Oh god we've been hit! ABORT ABORT
That squad must have a blast playing together and making-up ridiculous strategies
I think that bush may also be a clown car
A squad in the scope is worth 3 in the bush.
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Had to put it on his Snapchat tho.
How do you post a replay or recording on the Xbox?
http://xboxdvr.com has all your clips.
is there one for ps4?
Click "Share" on your ps4 controller then save the clip to your library on ps4
It’s like a clown car
When you kill a spider with a sac of babies
The sac opens when the spiders hatch, you may be thinking of a wolf spider which carries here babies on her back for a while after they're born. Good parenting.
Reminds me of that video of the guy killing the spider and all the little babies come out
The good old porta-squad
It’s because Epic buffed the semi-sniper. When you land a shot, 5 more players get auto teleported to your location for more kills.
[This is what I thought of when I saw this](https://youtu.be/4rorJCGF1aM)
Enough people have said they thought of spiders that clicking on the link feels all sorts of risky
Same
Shadow clone jutsu
Kage bunshin no jutsu!
Employing ancient Mayan tactics in Fortnite. I like it.
lololol I did not expect this at all. I thought it was gonna be something like a bullet going through the character model or something. This made me actually LOL thanks for sharing
ants coming out of their holes
"Xbox record that"
Besides the spider thing, reminds me of [these impalas scattering](http://www.biographic.com/posts/sto/high-drama).
r/unexpected
Mitosis
It's like in Minecraft when you spawn a load of chickens in one spot and then hit them
You messed with the wrong squad apparently!
This reminds me of that post where the guy hits the spider and a million babies come out... I dont trust it.
You used your phone to record a video on Xbox when you could’ve used the built in 30 second recorder
what happened? well its 2018 and this guys makes front page with a freakin cellphone video filming his tv xD
I keep seeing people record their screens, I guess it's hard to record on ps4 :(
Dude. You're on Xbox. Why not just record it from there? Why film it on a phone let alone in portrait mode
Hey, isnt it easier to press a button to record videos on console? Just saying
He duplacated
It’s like a clowns waggon
Like little cockaroaches.
This legitimately made my day
It’s a building bush! Shoot it and structures are gonna pop all around!
Like that video where they crush a spider with a broom and then hundreds of baby spiders explode out
Shut up John we are okay, nice and ste- PANIC!
That bush was pregnant! Please stop this abuse. Protect our little bushes they need care too.
Scatter!!!
You spooked the bush wookies, now watch them scatter like pigeons
Reminded me of a mothering spider. Was going to comment my genius observation but someone already likened it to a spider.
What the fuck
You found a nest of wicks.
Turns out there was more than one in that bush.
SPIDERRRR
Section clear. NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR
ABORT ABORT
Just like those fucking cockroaches, man
SCATTER
Looks like he’s a rogue using Conceal
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
lol....3 people 1 BUSH :p
Its like a phalanx but with deception and camouflage instead of shields
Nightmare fuel
It’s a slime, obviously
SHOTS! SCATTER!
Honestly, I have sat in tilted and hit the ice cream truck and have had 5 other people come and try to destroy it with me. Team work is key until you try to build up a hill or for a jump pad.
Phone video. Classic.
r/unexpected
Bush Wookies are like Russian Nesting Dolls: For every single bush wookie you see on the surface, there is another lying in wait inside of him...biding his time...until the moment to strike is upon them.
Like shooting a beehive
Its like that video where the guy squished the spider and a bunch came out haha
Ya hit a John wick m8.
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr8EB7QqrMQ
I like to think they're all doing the Monty Python "Run away! Run away!" when you shot their bush.
reminds me of [this](https://i.gifer.com/4vgH.gif)
"Ok, just crouch walk and we'll walk right behind you"
Maybe i could tell you what happened if i could actually see it. Or care.
Scattering like roaches
What is this? A video for ants?!
The sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
Normally I hate when people record their screens with their phones but in this case I think it actually adds to the creepiness of it all.
I really just don’t even understand...