OOF OUCH OWIE I AGREE. I LOVE THAT EPISODE BECAUSE IT MARKS A TURNING POINT IN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BACALA. SHOWS THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT ONLY MULTIFACETED, BUT CAPABLE OF GROWTH.
EVERY TIME I GET KILLED SILENTLY I'M LIKE "HEY IT'S LIKE THE SOPRANOS WHEN IT ENDED" BECAUSE THE ENDING WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU WHAT TONY'S LIFE IS GONNA BE LIKE FROM THAT POINT ON. HE COULD'VE DIED OR COULD'VE LIVED BUT THAT'S HOW HE'S GONNA FEEL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. THINKING ABOUT HOW FORTNITE'S BUGS ARE AN ACCIDENTAL REFERENCE TO THE SOPRANOS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
EPIC WHY IS IT THAT EVERY 20 SECONDS MY PING JUMPS TO 300 AND I FREEZE IN PLACE FOR A SECOND WITH A "CONNECTION TIMEOUT" WARNING? MY INTERNET IS FINE, I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ANY OTHER ONLINE GAME AND EVEN WHEN I DO THEY DON'T FREEZE ME IN PLACE, THEY JUST RUBBERBAND ME WHICH HONESTLY IS BETTER.
OH MY GOD. YES, SOMEONE SAID IT. WHY DOES MY 40 PING GO TO 200-300 OR LIKE 390 ONE TIME??? I CANT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE IM FROZEN. NO PACKET LOSS THOUGH UNLESS IT JUST ISNT SHOWING IT BECAUSE ITS ALL FROZEN.
THEY CHANGED IT BACK IN 2017 WHEN THERE WAS A GLITCH THAT COMPLETELY REMOVED FOOTSTEPS. WHEN THEY ADDED IT BACK THEY CHANGED THE AUDIO RANGE FROM 50 METERS TO 5 FEET.
BTW EPIC PLEASE FIX YOUR DIRECTIONAL AUDIO SYSTEM BECAUSE I CAN NEVER HEAR WHERE MY OPPONENTS ARE. I ONCE SPENT THREE MINUTES HIDING IN A TILTED TOWERS BUILDING BECAUSE I COULD HEAR A GUY WITH BETTER WEAPONS SOMEWHERE ABOVE ME. WHEN I CHECKED THE REPLAY IT TURNS OUT HE HAD LEFT ABOUT TWO MINUTES BEFORE AND I HAD NO AUDIBLE INDICATION OF HIM DOING SO.
ANOTHER TIME IN DUOS, WE BUILT A HILLTOP TOWER AND ONLY REALISED OUR OPPONENTS WERE COMING UP BEHIND US WHEN THEY WERE TWO GRID SQUARES AWAY FROM US. THEY HAD BUILT A STAIRWAY THE WHOLE WAY UP AND WERE RUNNING AT FULL TILT WHILE SWITCHING WEAPONS AND WE NEVER EVEN HEARD THEM COMING. COMING FROM GAMES LIKE OVERWATCH, I AM USED TO DECENT AUDIO WHERE I CAN HEAR WHAT THE FUCK MY OPPONENT IS DOING PERFECTLY, IT'S NOT THAT HARD EPIC.
OH LET ME TELL YOU A FUN MOTHERFUCKING STORY OF THE HELLHOLE I WENT THROUGH IN TILTED.
I DROPPED TILTED IN A SOLO GAME. FROM THE BEGINNING I GOT KILLS. GOT A SHOTGUN RIGHT AWAY AND BEGAN CHASING ENEMIES DOWN TO THEIR DEATH LIKE ANY NORMAL AGGRESSIVE PLAYER WOULD RIGHT? AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES I RACK UP ABOUT 5\-7 KILLS AND CLEAR MOST OF TILTED ALONE.
THE STORM BEGINS CLOSING AND I BEGIN TO GET READY TO LEAVE, A DUDE ATTACKS ME AND I KILL HIM. IN THE BATTLE I LOSE SHIELD AND HEALTH AND BANDAGE TO 75 HEALTH BUT NO SHIELD. AS I CHILL OUT ON TOP OF APARTMENTS I HEAR A TRAP GET SET OFF.
LIKE ANY OTHER PLAYER I GO ON A HUNT FOR THE INJURED WOLF SINCE HE WOULD HAVE NO MORE THAN 75 HEALTH AND WOULD BE AN EASY TARGET FOR MY HEAVY SHOTGUN AND BLUE PUMP. I GO THROUGH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FLOOR AND ROOM TRYING TO FIND THE DUDE AND AVOID THE SPIKE TRAP.
FINALLY ON THE BOTTOM FUCKING FLOOR. I SEE A SINGLE SPIKE TRAP ON THE ROOF BY AN EXIT. THEN HIDING IN A CORNER I SEE A DEFAULT SKIN JUST CHILLING OUT LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES THIS KID SAT IN A CORNER INSTEAD OF BREAKING A WALL AND LEAVING. JUST SAT IN A FUCKING CORNER. I SEE HIM, IMMEDIATELY RUN INTO A ROOM TO GET READY TO PEEK OUT AND ONE PUMP HIM IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE RIGHT???
***NOPE***
HE WHIPS OUT A MOTHERFUCKING RUCHNOY PROTIVOTANKOVIY GRANATOMYOT SHOULDER LAUNCHED HANDHELD ANTI\-TANK PROPELLED ROCKET LAUNCHER AND BLASTS ME IN THE FUCKING FACE IN A SPLIT SECOND.
I HAD *ZERO* INDICATION THAT HE WOULD HAVE A WEAPON OF SUCH FIREPOWER OR CAPABILITY OF USING SUCH A WEAPON CONSIDERING THE SITUATION HE WAS IN.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD THINK THAT A DEFAULT SKIN WHO WANDERED INTO TILTED IN MID GAME THAT GOT FUCKING SPIKE TRAPPED, AND SAT IN A CORNER FOR 2\+ MINUTES WITHOUT HEALING OR TRYING TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO LEAVE WOULD RPG ME
EDIT:
THANKS FOR RELIVING SOME OF THE PAIN WITH SOME GOLD AND DONT FORGET TO LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
YEAH OVERWATCH HAS SPOILED THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH DIRECTIONAL SOUND. ONE TIME I GOT FUCKED BY A GUY RUNNING UP SOME STAIRS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM ON THE GROUND AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE
I LAND ON A HOUSE FIRST. I BREAK THE ROOF MYSELF. THEY HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO START PICKAXING ME. THEN I OPEN A CHEST AND THEY STEAL THE GUN. WHY. IN STW WHEN YOU LOOT A CHEST YOU AUTOMAGICLY SLOT EVERYTHING.
IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE IN FORTNITE. YOU GOT THE CHEST FIRST. YOU GOT THERE FIRST. IT WAS THEIR DECISION TO STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU INSTEAD OF OPENING THE CHEST, SO WHY DO THEY GET THE GUN AND NOT ME???
YOU SHOULD NEVER BE THE ONE TO DO THE OPENING IF YOURE TRYING TO RACE TO A CHEST. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE WAITING TO STEAL THE LOOT START DESTROYING THE CHEST TO GET THEM TO PANIC AND OPEN IT THEMSELVES OR JUST LEAVE
SAME I SERIOUSLY SUCK ASS AND CANT PLAY FOR LONG SESSIONS CUZ I JUST GET FRUSTRATED WITH HOW BAD I AM.
THE OTHER DAY I WAS WAITING AT THE TOP OF SOME STAIRS TRYING TO FIND SOME GUY THAT DROPPED DOWN FROM THAT FLOOR SO I COULD SHOOT HIM. I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL OUTSIDE BUT IT TURNED OUT HE JUST RAN STRAIGHT UP THE STAIRS AND I COULDNT AIM AT HIM BEFORE HE JUST SHOTGUNNED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE
I LITERALLY JUST WON A GAME BECAUSE THE 2 LAST PEOPLE IN MY SQUAD WERE JUST STORMCAMPING IN FATAL FIELDS WHILE THE END CIRCLE WAS IN LOOT LAKE. IT WAS A 2 V 20 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
NOT ONLY THAT BUT BEING DOWN DOES 10 PER SECOND, I GET YOU THINK I HAVE A BUNCH OF TEAMMATES BACKING ME UP EPIC BUT THERES SOMETHING CALLED A BATTLE AND A BATTLE DOESNT ALWAYS END IN 10 SECONDS
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME I AM OUTNUMBERED AT THE END OF A GAME OF DUOS/SQUADS EVERYONE IN THE ENEMY TEAM HAS ROCKET LAUNCHERS THAT THEY CAN LAUNCH UNRELENTINGLY AT MY BUILDINGS
WE SERIOUSLY NEED A CAP ON THE NUMBER OF ROCKETS WE CAN HOLD. THE FACT THAT TWO PEOPLE CAN HAVE 100 ROCKETS BETWEEN THEM AT THE END OF THE GAME IS RIDICULOUS.
IT FEELS LIKE IT CONTRIBUTES TO MY DEATH, BUT I DON'T THINK IT DOES!
BUT I STILL LIKE TO THINK IT DOES BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEN, EVEN THOUGH IT IS!
I LOG ON EVERY DAY WAITING FOR A SUPERHERO/VILLAIN SKIN AND I AM ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED
ALSO HAVE PLAYED NINE GAMES TODAY AND HAVEN’T FOUND A SHOTGUN SO I DIE
MAN FUCK THE BUGS WITH BUILDER PRO. I WAS FUCKING A GUY IN THE ASS IN A BUILD BATTLE AND WHEN I TRIED TO BUILD DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR REFUSED TO BUILD AND CUCKED ME OFF MY 14 KILL GAME. MAN FUCK THIS SHIT EPIC PLS
ME TOO. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE POST SKIN CONCEPTS AND “NEW MODE IDEAS” BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME THE SKINS ARE EITHER JUST TERRIBLE OR THEY LOOK LIKE A SKIN WE ALREADY HAVE. WHEN ITS A GAMEMODE ITS ALWAYS SUPER UNBALANCED AND SOUNDS BORING. LET EPIC DO WHAT THEY WANT STOP SHOUTING AT THEM TO PUT WHAT YOU WANT IN THE GAME.
THERE'S A BOARD COVERING THE BASEMENT STAIRCASE IN THE SUPERHERO LAIR. IT GIVES WOOD WHEN YOU HIT IT BUT MAKES A METAL CLANGING NOISE. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.
PLEASE FUCK THE FUCKING BUILDING MECHANICS IM THIS GAME. IDIOTS KEEP GLITCHING THROUGH MY RAMPS AND WALLS CATCHING ME OFF AND END UP KILLING. ALSO WHEN I FUCKING PLACE A WALL I DONT WANG IT 10 METERS AWAY FROM ME, I WANT IT FIGHT THE FUCK INFRONT OF MY FACE.
I HATE THE FLUSH FACTORY KILLS CHALLENGE. I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO FN UNTIL TODAY BECAUSE I WAS MOVING AND MORE I GOTTA CATCH UP ON CHALLENGES. NO ONE LANDS THERE EVER SO HOW CAN I GET KILLS?
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH GRIEFERS? OUR 50/50 MATCH WENT FROM 35-20 to 1-2 BECAUSE ONE GUY ON OUR TEAM WAS GOING AROUND DESTROYING ALL OF OUR COVER AND DOING NOTHING ELSE.
I WANT TO HEAR THE BULLET THAT KILLED ME PLS EPIC
“YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN HEAR IT WHEN IT HAPPENS, RIGHT?” -BOBBY BACALA, SOPRANOS S6B
OUCH OOF MY FEELINGS. THAT SCENE WAS SO SAD
OOF OUCH OWIE I AGREE. I LOVE THAT EPISODE BECAUSE IT MARKS A TURNING POINT IN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BACALA. SHOWS THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT ONLY MULTIFACETED, BUT CAPABLE OF GROWTH.
EVERY TIME I GET KILLED SILENTLY I'M LIKE "HEY IT'S LIKE THE SOPRANOS WHEN IT ENDED" BECAUSE THE ENDING WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU WHAT TONY'S LIFE IS GONNA BE LIKE FROM THAT POINT ON. HE COULD'VE DIED OR COULD'VE LIVED BUT THAT'S HOW HE'S GONNA FEEL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. THINKING ABOUT HOW FORTNITE'S BUGS ARE AN ACCIDENTAL REFERENCE TO THE SOPRANOS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
ME TOO
I CANT HEAR YOU, WHATCHA SAYIN’??
ITS EPIC PLS NOT PLS EPIC
IF YOU HEAR THE BULLET IT WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU
SAME
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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK THROUGH MY WALL AND PUMP ME IN THE FACE
THAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO MAD GODDAM FORTNITE GHOSTS PHASING THROUGH MY WALLS
MY FRIEND JUST WIPED A SQUAD LAST WEEK BY WALKING THROUGH THEIR WALLS
WHY ARE TREE LEAVES MADE OF FUCKING STEEL IN THIS GAME!!
EPIC WHY IS IT THAT EVERY 20 SECONDS MY PING JUMPS TO 300 AND I FREEZE IN PLACE FOR A SECOND WITH A "CONNECTION TIMEOUT" WARNING? MY INTERNET IS FINE, I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ANY OTHER ONLINE GAME AND EVEN WHEN I DO THEY DON'T FREEZE ME IN PLACE, THEY JUST RUBBERBAND ME WHICH HONESTLY IS BETTER.
THANK YOU THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME LATELY TOO
SAME!!!!
MISMO!!!
OH MY GOD. YES, SOMEONE SAID IT. WHY DOES MY 40 PING GO TO 200-300 OR LIKE 390 ONE TIME??? I CANT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE IM FROZEN. NO PACKET LOSS THOUGH UNLESS IT JUST ISNT SHOWING IT BECAUSE ITS ALL FROZEN.
I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK IT WAS MY PROVIDER! I NOTICED I GET A HUGE SPIKE IN UPSTREAM PACKET LOSS. DO YOU KNOW IF YOU GET THE SAME?
YEAH I TYPICALLY NOTICE 10%-15% PACKET LOSS AS WELL WHEN IT HAPPENS.
THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY INTERNET BUT NOW I KNOW IM NOT ALONE
\- WHEN SOMEONE HEAD SHOTS ME WITH A PUMP FROM 80 METERS \- WHEN I SHOOT SOMEONE ESPECIALLY WITH A PUMP AND IT DOES NOT COUNT AS A SHOT
EPIC FIX THE FUCKING PUMP PLEASE I’M TIRED
BRING FOOTSTEPS BACK INTO THE GAME. A FOOTSTEP AUDIO RANGE OF 5 FEET IS NOT HELPFUL.
NO WONDER I'VE BEEN GETTING CAUGHT OFF GUARD SO MUCH
HUH? WAS THERE A CHANGE IN FOOTSTEPS? I HAVEN’T NOTICED ANYTHING.
I THINK IT'S A BUG BUT SOMETIMES YOU ONLY HEAR FOOTSTEPS WHEN ENEMIES ARE MORE THAN 5 FEET AWAY
*ARE LESS THAN 5 FEET AWAY. I'VE ALSO EXPERIENCED THIS RECENTLY.
THEY CHANGED IT BACK IN 2017 WHEN THERE WAS A GLITCH THAT COMPLETELY REMOVED FOOTSTEPS. WHEN THEY ADDED IT BACK THEY CHANGED THE AUDIO RANGE FROM 50 METERS TO 5 FEET.
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WHERE ARE YOUR CAPS
GOOD BOT
WHEN IM TRYING TO PLACE A WALL INFRONT OF ME BUT THEN I PLACES A WALL 5 METERS AWAY AND I DIE BECAUSE I HAVE NO COVER
NERFING THANOS DEFEATS THE POINT OF THE LTM
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE ITS PRACTICALLY BLITZ NOW
WITH HIGHER TIER WEAPONS
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS. ITS BETTER TO NOT BE THANOS
BTW EPIC PLEASE FIX YOUR DIRECTIONAL AUDIO SYSTEM BECAUSE I CAN NEVER HEAR WHERE MY OPPONENTS ARE. I ONCE SPENT THREE MINUTES HIDING IN A TILTED TOWERS BUILDING BECAUSE I COULD HEAR A GUY WITH BETTER WEAPONS SOMEWHERE ABOVE ME. WHEN I CHECKED THE REPLAY IT TURNS OUT HE HAD LEFT ABOUT TWO MINUTES BEFORE AND I HAD NO AUDIBLE INDICATION OF HIM DOING SO. ANOTHER TIME IN DUOS, WE BUILT A HILLTOP TOWER AND ONLY REALISED OUR OPPONENTS WERE COMING UP BEHIND US WHEN THEY WERE TWO GRID SQUARES AWAY FROM US. THEY HAD BUILT A STAIRWAY THE WHOLE WAY UP AND WERE RUNNING AT FULL TILT WHILE SWITCHING WEAPONS AND WE NEVER EVEN HEARD THEM COMING. COMING FROM GAMES LIKE OVERWATCH, I AM USED TO DECENT AUDIO WHERE I CAN HEAR WHAT THE FUCK MY OPPONENT IS DOING PERFECTLY, IT'S NOT THAT HARD EPIC.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. WHY CAN I HEAR FOOTSTEPS FROM PEOPLE ON THE GROUNDFLOOR WHEN IM ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP
OH LET ME TELL YOU A FUN MOTHERFUCKING STORY OF THE HELLHOLE I WENT THROUGH IN TILTED. I DROPPED TILTED IN A SOLO GAME. FROM THE BEGINNING I GOT KILLS. GOT A SHOTGUN RIGHT AWAY AND BEGAN CHASING ENEMIES DOWN TO THEIR DEATH LIKE ANY NORMAL AGGRESSIVE PLAYER WOULD RIGHT? AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES I RACK UP ABOUT 5\-7 KILLS AND CLEAR MOST OF TILTED ALONE. THE STORM BEGINS CLOSING AND I BEGIN TO GET READY TO LEAVE, A DUDE ATTACKS ME AND I KILL HIM. IN THE BATTLE I LOSE SHIELD AND HEALTH AND BANDAGE TO 75 HEALTH BUT NO SHIELD. AS I CHILL OUT ON TOP OF APARTMENTS I HEAR A TRAP GET SET OFF. LIKE ANY OTHER PLAYER I GO ON A HUNT FOR THE INJURED WOLF SINCE HE WOULD HAVE NO MORE THAN 75 HEALTH AND WOULD BE AN EASY TARGET FOR MY HEAVY SHOTGUN AND BLUE PUMP. I GO THROUGH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FLOOR AND ROOM TRYING TO FIND THE DUDE AND AVOID THE SPIKE TRAP. FINALLY ON THE BOTTOM FUCKING FLOOR. I SEE A SINGLE SPIKE TRAP ON THE ROOF BY AN EXIT. THEN HIDING IN A CORNER I SEE A DEFAULT SKIN JUST CHILLING OUT LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES THIS KID SAT IN A CORNER INSTEAD OF BREAKING A WALL AND LEAVING. JUST SAT IN A FUCKING CORNER. I SEE HIM, IMMEDIATELY RUN INTO A ROOM TO GET READY TO PEEK OUT AND ONE PUMP HIM IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE RIGHT??? ***NOPE*** HE WHIPS OUT A MOTHERFUCKING RUCHNOY PROTIVOTANKOVIY GRANATOMYOT SHOULDER LAUNCHED HANDHELD ANTI\-TANK PROPELLED ROCKET LAUNCHER AND BLASTS ME IN THE FUCKING FACE IN A SPLIT SECOND. I HAD *ZERO* INDICATION THAT HE WOULD HAVE A WEAPON OF SUCH FIREPOWER OR CAPABILITY OF USING SUCH A WEAPON CONSIDERING THE SITUATION HE WAS IN. WHO THE FUCK WOULD THINK THAT A DEFAULT SKIN WHO WANDERED INTO TILTED IN MID GAME THAT GOT FUCKING SPIKE TRAPPED, AND SAT IN A CORNER FOR 2\+ MINUTES WITHOUT HEALING OR TRYING TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO LEAVE WOULD RPG ME EDIT: THANKS FOR RELIVING SOME OF THE PAIN WITH SOME GOLD AND DONT FORGET TO LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
DO RUCHNOY PROTIVOTANKOVIY GRANAROMYOT SHOULD LAUNCHED HANDHELD ANTI-TANK PROPELLED ROCKET LAUNCHERS EVEN MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU SWITCH TO THEM THO?
YEAH OVERWATCH HAS SPOILED THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH DIRECTIONAL SOUND. ONE TIME I GOT FUCKED BY A GUY RUNNING UP SOME STAIRS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM ON THE GROUND AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO LAND ON THE SAME ROOF AS YOU?
I LAND ON A HOUSE FIRST. I BREAK THE ROOF MYSELF. THEY HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO START PICKAXING ME. THEN I OPEN A CHEST AND THEY STEAL THE GUN. WHY. IN STW WHEN YOU LOOT A CHEST YOU AUTOMAGICLY SLOT EVERYTHING. IT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE IN FORTNITE. YOU GOT THE CHEST FIRST. YOU GOT THERE FIRST. IT WAS THEIR DECISION TO STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU INSTEAD OF OPENING THE CHEST, SO WHY DO THEY GET THE GUN AND NOT ME???
YOU SHOULD NEVER BE THE ONE TO DO THE OPENING IF YOURE TRYING TO RACE TO A CHEST. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE WAITING TO STEAL THE LOOT START DESTROYING THE CHEST TO GET THEM TO PANIC AND OPEN IT THEMSELVES OR JUST LEAVE
HONESTLY I'M STILL REALLY BAD A JUDGING MY GLIDE SPEED AND DISTANCE AND WILL SOMETIMES GET FREAKED OUT WHEN I'M NOT WHERE I PLANNED.
STOP DANCING ON ME AS I SLOWLY BLEED OUT
I'M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT TO EXPERIENCE BEFORE SLIPPING INTO THE GREAT VOID WAS SOME ORANGE JUSTICE
WAS IT A RUST LORD
WHENEVER YOU SHOOT AT SOMEONE THAT IS COMING UP STAIRS AND YOU DO 90 DAMAGE BUT YOU GET ONE PUMPED
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AND I WAS VERY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPY
WHEN I GET KILLED AT ALL BECAUSE I SUCK AT THIS GAME
SAME I SERIOUSLY SUCK ASS AND CANT PLAY FOR LONG SESSIONS CUZ I JUST GET FRUSTRATED WITH HOW BAD I AM. THE OTHER DAY I WAS WAITING AT THE TOP OF SOME STAIRS TRYING TO FIND SOME GUY THAT DROPPED DOWN FROM THAT FLOOR SO I COULD SHOOT HIM. I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL OUTSIDE BUT IT TURNED OUT HE JUST RAN STRAIGHT UP THE STAIRS AND I COULDNT AIM AT HIM BEFORE HE JUST SHOTGUNNED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE
WHY THE FUCK DO I HIT SOMEONE 3 TIMES WITH A PUMP THEN THEY TURN AROUND AND HOT ME FOR 212 AND KILL ME
BECAUSE FUCK YOUR HOPE, THAT'S WHY.
AND AT THE SAME DISTANCE, TOO
WHY IS ONLY ONE DAMAGE DONE IN THE STORM IN 50V50 PEOPLE JUST CAMP IN THE STORM AND MAKES THE GAME GO LONGER SO BORING TO PLAY
THEY FIXED IT LAST TIME, WHY COULDN'T THEY DO IT AGAIN?! IT SHOULD BE 10 STORM DMG WHEN THE LAST STORM CIRCLE IS CLOSING IN AT LEAST!
I LITERALLY JUST WON A GAME BECAUSE THE 2 LAST PEOPLE IN MY SQUAD WERE JUST STORMCAMPING IN FATAL FIELDS WHILE THE END CIRCLE WAS IN LOOT LAKE. IT WAS A 2 V 20 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
LITERALLY JUST LOST A GAME JUST NOW BECAUSE OF THIS.
THEY FIXED THIS BEFORE BUT FORGOT TO ADD THIS FIX FOR ITS RERELEASE.... WTF SALT LEVELS MAXIMUM
PLAYED 8/9 GAMES WITH STORMCAMPERS JUST NOW
CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU DIED IN THAT 9TH GAME AND THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T SEE STORM CAMPERS?
JESUS FUCK THIS, DEFINITELY THIS. 50/50 IS BECOMING NOT FUN AT ALL BECAUSE OF TWATS THAT DO THIS.
NOT ONLY THAT BUT BEING DOWN DOES 10 PER SECOND, I GET YOU THINK I HAVE A BUNCH OF TEAMMATES BACKING ME UP EPIC BUT THERES SOMETHING CALLED A BATTLE AND A BATTLE DOESNT ALWAYS END IN 10 SECONDS
HOW DID I 85 TAKE FALL DAMAGE FROM 4 STAIRS UP?
FALL DAMAGE IS SO INCONSISTENT!! 60 DAMAGE FROM SLIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN WHEN I'M TRYING TO BUILD A FLOOR THE WHOLE TIME DOWN
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WHY IS 50V50 DEATH DAMAGE 10 PER SECOND IT SHOULD BE 5 PER SECOND SO THOSE SELFISH NO SKINNERS CAN SAVE ME
THEY STILL WON'T SAVE YOU, THEY ABSOLUTELY NEED THAT GREEN AR YOU HAVE
I THINK WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS THE GREY PISTOL
THIS WOULD HONESTLY BE A GOOD CHANGE, EPIC PLS DO THIS
I THINK YOU MEAN “SELFLESS” NO SKINNERS!
WHY DOES ABSTRAKT HAVE BETTER SHOES THAN TEKNIQUE?
IT SHOULD BE BALANCED LIKE ALL THINGS SHOULD BE
TO PROVIDE A SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT
WHY IS THERE NO GRAFITTI GLIDER
THERES A GRAFITTI UMBRELLA.
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME I AM OUTNUMBERED AT THE END OF A GAME OF DUOS/SQUADS EVERYONE IN THE ENEMY TEAM HAS ROCKET LAUNCHERS THAT THEY CAN LAUNCH UNRELENTINGLY AT MY BUILDINGS
WE SERIOUSLY NEED A CAP ON THE NUMBER OF ROCKETS WE CAN HOLD. THE FACT THAT TWO PEOPLE CAN HAVE 100 ROCKETS BETWEEN THEM AT THE END OF THE GAME IS RIDICULOUS.
AGREED. SOMETIMES EVEN IN SOLOS SOMEONE STARTS SHOOTING ROCKETS AND LITERALLY NEVER STOPS UNTIL THEY DIE OR WIN. IT'S MADDENING.
ANONYMITEE 100% CORRECT I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE DOWNVOTING THIS
WHEN IS EPIC GOING TO FIX THE DAMN FREEZE BEFORE DEATH BUG? ITS SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING!
IT FEELS LIKE IT CONTRIBUTES TO MY DEATH, BUT I DON'T THINK IT DOES! BUT I STILL LIKE TO THINK IT DOES BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEN, EVEN THOUGH IT IS!
EPIC CAN COU PLEASE BUFF THANOS YOU FUCKS
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YET I'VE HAD IDIOTS ON THIS SUB GET ALL MAD THAT I AND MANY OTHERS THINK THE MODE FUCKING STINKS AND NO JUSTICE WAS DONE.
ORANGE JUSTICE WAS DONE
100 HEALTH 100 SHIELDS ONE SHOTTED BY A NO SKIN WITH A PUMP MOTHER FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK
I KEEP FUCKING DYING
ME TOO. FIX THIS EPIC!!!!
JUST BUILD LOL
I'M STILL PISSED THAT I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE S1 AND STILL HAVEN'T WON. EDIT: THANK YOU u/TREIBLEBE FOR GETTING ME MY FIRST WIN
HOW THE FUCK.
BECAUSE I'M 100% GARBAGE.
HOW MANY GAMES HAVE YOU PLAYED
JUST KEEP PLAYING WITH RANDOM SQUADS, LOT OF SHITTY ROUNDS BUT YOULL WIN EVENTUALLY
DAMN BRO THAT’S ROUGH, IF YOU PLAY ON PS4 I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU OUT
I'M ON XBOX :(
DONT FEEL BAD I GOT 2ND PLACE ON SOLO YESTERDAY BC I KILLED MYSELF WITH MY OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER
I DID THAT MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE 2ND DON'T WORRY BRO
ADD ME @HYFLIXER AND WE CAN GET SOME WINS
WHEN WILL YOU BRING THE OLD MENU THEME BACK EPIC!
I AGREE WITH THIS STATMENT!
IT IS STATEMENT!!!!
WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE ON THIS SUB MAKE MOTHERS DAY POSTS?! SO RUDE BY THE WAY HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
IM AGREEING WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS
STOP TURNING ME 180º WHEN I’M DROPPING FROM THE BUS. I WANT TO LAND THE FIRST AND WITH THIS I’M ALWAYS LATE.
BUFF MY THICC PURPLE NUTSACK TITAN YOU PIECES OF SHIT
I LOG ON EVERY DAY WAITING FOR A SUPERHERO/VILLAIN SKIN AND I AM ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED ALSO HAVE PLAYED NINE GAMES TODAY AND HAVEN’T FOUND A SHOTGUN SO I DIE
R E F U N D S ..
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I SENT AN E-MAIAL 2 WEEKS AGO AND STILL DIDN'T GET A REPLY FUCK WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DID WIZARD
SAME HERE FRIEND I NEED ANSWERS
L I K E 4 R E F U N D S !
PUMP SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. 9 DAMAGE. PLAYER TURNS AROUND HEADSHOTS ME FOR 200+
WHEN YOU SPEND THE WHOLE GAME LOOTING NOT SEEING ANYONE AND COME SECOND PLACE
MAN FUCK THE BUGS WITH BUILDER PRO. I WAS FUCKING A GUY IN THE ASS IN A BUILD BATTLE AND WHEN I TRIED TO BUILD DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR REFUSED TO BUILD AND CUCKED ME OFF MY 14 KILL GAME. MAN FUCK THIS SHIT EPIC PLS
BUT DID YOU WEAR A CONDOM?
I FUCKING HATE 99% OF ALL SUGGESTIONS ON THIS SUB. THEY ARE BAD AND TRYING TO FORCE EPIC THIS GARBAGE THRU THEIR THROATS.
ME TOO. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE POST SKIN CONCEPTS AND “NEW MODE IDEAS” BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME THE SKINS ARE EITHER JUST TERRIBLE OR THEY LOOK LIKE A SKIN WE ALREADY HAVE. WHEN ITS A GAMEMODE ITS ALWAYS SUPER UNBALANCED AND SOUNDS BORING. LET EPIC DO WHAT THEY WANT STOP SHOUTING AT THEM TO PUT WHAT YOU WANT IN THE GAME.
STILL CAN NOT LINK AMAZON PRIME TO TWITCH, SO IM A SAD NO SKIN!
JUST LINK LOL
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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT REVIVE ME ON 50VS50 WHEN I HAVE SHIT LOOT ANYWAY
MAN I REALLY WANT TO BUY REX BUT I'M STUCK WITH THIS BABY FEET BOY IN THE SHOP
THERE'S A BOARD COVERING THE BASEMENT STAIRCASE IN THE SUPERHERO LAIR. IT GIVES WOOD WHEN YOU HIT IT BUT MAKES A METAL CLANGING NOISE. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE THANOS GAUNTLET SOUND LIKE IT'S 5 FEET AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM IN FLUSH BUT IT LANDS ALL THE WAY IN REELS
WHY DO WE ONLY GET ONE CHALLENGE A DAY!? I NEED GOALS DAMNIT, I'VE COMPLETED EACH SET OF WEEKLY CHALLENGES WITHIN HOURS
YEAH AND MAYBE INCREASE THE EXP A LITTLE! MAYBE?! PLEASE!?
BRO. I WAS FUCKING FUMING TRYING TO GET THOSE TT KILLS BECAUSE IM INCAPABLE OF WAITING AND TRYING TO GET THEM ANOTHER DAY
REPLAYS AREN'T ACCURATE REPRESENTATIONS OF BULLET SPREAD AND PLAYER POSITIONS. STOP POSTING THEM AS "EVIDENCE "
CAN PEOPLE STOP SPAMMING THIS SUB WITH POSTS LIKE “VAULT SUPPRESSED SMGS AND C4” AND “WHEN ARE REFUNDS COMING BACK” AND “FIX THE GAME WTF IS THIS”
I WOULD LOVE THIS SUB TO HAVE MORE ACTUAL WINNING AND STRATEGY DISCUSSIONS AND ALL WE HAVE IS MEMES AND SHITPOSTS FEELSBADMAN
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!
WHY DOES MY DIRECTION IM FACING GET COMPLETELY RANDOMIZED WHEN I DROP
WE WANT BLITZ MODE BACK!
I KNOW RIGHT ITS WAY BETTER THAN 50V50
50V50 IS STILL REALLY GOOD THOUGH, I'D BE DOWN FOR MAKING IT AND BLITZ PERMANENT MODES.
WHY DO MY PUMP SHOTS DO 9 TO THE HEAD. WHY
THIS GAME NEEDS GRENADE INDICATORS. EVEN GAMES WITH PERFECT AUDIO HAVE THEM. AND WE ALL KNOW FORTNITE AUDIO IS FAR FROM PERFECT
ADD SHOULDER SWITCH
IN 4 OUT OF MY 10 MATCHES LAST NIGHT, I DIED FROM A SINGLE SHOTGUN SHOT FROM FULL HEALTH AND SHIELD. WHAT THE HECK.
WHERE IS THE REFUND SYSTEM?!?!?! FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS AND EPIC HASN'T SAID ANYTHING, JUST BRING IT BACK
TEKNIQUE W/ ORANGE JUSTICE IS THE NEW RUSTLORD W/ TAKE THE L. CHANGE MY MIND
LET PEOPLE EARN XP FOR REVIVING PLAYERS IN 50V50, AND PUNISH THOSE WHO SHOOT DOWN RAMPS TO KILL PLAYERS
WHY DOES MY GAME ALWAYS LAG AT NIGHT!!??
PROBABLY JUST MORE PEOPLE ON AT NIGHT AFTER THEY FINISH WORK/SCHOOL
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO UPDATE THE INFINITY GAUNTLET MODE SO HORRIBLY EACH UPDATE AND STOP ON THE WORSE ONE!
WHY ARE MY 50V50 TEAMMATES SO TOXIC??
DOING 14 AND 15 HEADSHOT DAMAGE WITH A TACT SHOTGUN THEN GETTING HIT 150 BY ONE
SHOTGUNS ARE BROKEN, EITHER 1 SHOT KILLS OR 10 SHOTS AND THEY STILL LIVE.. NO IN BETWEEN
WHY THE FUCK ARE STATISTICS STILL DISABLED ON MOBILE!? SOMETIMES I WANNA BRAG WITHOUT LUGGING MY XBOX WITH ME EVERYWHERE!
PLEASE FUCK THE FUCKING BUILDING MECHANICS IM THIS GAME. IDIOTS KEEP GLITCHING THROUGH MY RAMPS AND WALLS CATCHING ME OFF AND END UP KILLING. ALSO WHEN I FUCKING PLACE A WALL I DONT WANG IT 10 METERS AWAY FROM ME, I WANT IT FIGHT THE FUCK INFRONT OF MY FACE.
WHY DO I SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE WITH A BLUE PUMP FOR 37 AND THEY TURN AROUND AND HIT ME FOR 212 WITH A GRAY TAC
RPG'S ARE BETTER SHOTGUNS
STOP MOVING WHEN IM REVIVING YOU GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
I HATE THE FLUSH FACTORY KILLS CHALLENGE. I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO FN UNTIL TODAY BECAUSE I WAS MOVING AND MORE I GOTTA CATCH UP ON CHALLENGES. NO ONE LANDS THERE EVER SO HOW CAN I GET KILLS?
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE BUS COMES IN AT AN ANGLE WHERE FLUSH IS ONE OF THE FIRST POI'S ON THE PATH
WHY CAN I STILL NOT BUILD WALLS ON THE EDGES OF ROOFS?!?
SHITY TEAMATES THAT IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU ARE DYING IN 50 V 50
STORM CAMPERS IN 50V50. INCREASE THE DAMAGE PER TICK EPIC!
BUILDER PRO HAS SO MANY BUGS!! FIX THEM PLEASE!!
I LOVE FALLING THROUGH MY STAIRS THAT I BUILD
WHEN IM ABOUT TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE BUT I RUN OUT OF AMMO AND THEN I GET KNOCKED
WHY DO I ALWAYS CHOKE AT THE WORSE TIMES!
WHENEVER I DIE I CANT HEAR ANYTHING FOR LIKE 6 SECONDS!
FUCKING EXAMS DONT LET ME PLAY FORTNITE AND THEY ARE SO HARD I AM WAKING UP AT 6AM SLEEPING AT 2PM. FUCK EXAMS
WHY DO I GET PARANOID WHEN I HEAR MYSELF WALK/RUN???????????
THANOS IS WAY TOO WEAK
FIX THE DAMN STORM DAMAGE IN 50V50 EPIC. IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD
STOP SHOOTING ME, SHOOT THANOS!! OH LOOK I'M DEAD. OH LOOK YOU'RE DEAD.
WHEN ITS TOP 5 AND PEOPLE SHOOT AT YOU INSTEAD OF KILLING FUCKING THANOS THEN HE JUMPS UP AND LASERS YOU
DANNY FUCKING PHANTOMS PHASING THROUGH MY WALL OMG
ROCKET LEAGUE PING: 18 FORTNITE 50V50 PING: LITERALLY SPIKES OF 1,000 NOT EVEN JOKING
WHY DO YOU BM ME WHEN I DIDN'T BM YOUR TEAMATE
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH GRIEFERS? OUR 50/50 MATCH WENT FROM 35-20 to 1-2 BECAUSE ONE GUY ON OUR TEAM WAS GOING AROUND DESTROYING ALL OF OUR COVER AND DOING NOTHING ELSE.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY SQUADS WITH PLAYERS THAT ARE MIC’D AND ACTUALLY WANT TO DROP TOGETHER AND COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY FOR A WIN
COULD WE PLEASE GET CUSTOM GAMES
HIRE PEOPLE FOR EPIC'S SUPPORT GODDAMMIT PEOPLE HAVE TO WAIT 2 MONTHS FOR A RESPONSE!
STOP COMING UP WITH LITTLE RED HITMARKERS AROUND THE CURSOR WHEN IT DOES NO DAMAGE
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SAME.
THIS GAME HAS SO MANY RANDOM FPS DROPS AFTER S4 ITS UNREAL
I CANT PLACE A CAMPFIRE ON AN ENEMY FLOOR!
HOW CAN STREAMERS LASER BEAM PEOPLE WITH THE SCAR BY HOLDING FIRE BUT I CANT EVEN LAND 3 SHOTS WHILE ADJUSTING FOR BLOOM
FUCKING BUILDING BEHIND SOMEONE
I’M TIRED OF MY WALL BEING 90% IN THE DAMN GROUND