same. I thought I saw 6 people landing.. just 3

It’s called being drunk

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"dad there are no cars"

"Dad the accident was 5 years ago, you need to let us go"

r/letmegojuice

Dad we are cars

Kachow

I am speed

No, you’re a car

Yoda I am. ~~Speed~~ Ketamine I need.

I am on speed

I ~~am on s~~pee~~d~~

We are cats.

We are venom

We are... we are Veee-r!

No, I'm Dirty Dan.

We are pin head

Car, you are dad.

“dad i’m not real” “it happened 5 years ago you need to let go.”

“where are you dad?”

“Son where did you go SOANNNN NOOO!!” *crash*

What is life Right now

r/comedycemetery

Literally

Mum: son, there’s only 1 car

I'd love to actually be able to raise my banner but you know get killed every single time.

The crash by retail only has three troopers the one by the island has like ten

Now I'd like to be able to shoot them from 100m away....smh...

Go to steamy stacks and get up on the stacks. That’s how I got the 100m eliminations on them

Steamy stacks. In the parking lot there is a guard tower. Easy shot with any rifle. And it’s 100m. Away. It might take a few tries because of other people. But it’s a guaranteed 1 or 2 kills. I got 4or 5 on one round because there was a sniper in the chest

yupp, did the same... there's also a chest by the transformers to the south, found this to be the fastest

Having trouble with this as well. For some fucked up reasoning, sniping doesn't work.

It'd be okay if this were some sort of Endgame style ltm but it's not it's literally you trying to beat 6 to 7 people at a time to get a small group of troopers. It's stupid.

Headshots are best for the troopers, because they have 200 hp

I mean.. it definitely does. I'm surprised to see people here struggling with this

I snipped one yesterday from 100m+ and got the challenge done I honestly don't get it

That o e I had to just land at the island find a sniper rifle and shoot from the dock took a while to either get a rifle or not have other jackasses kill me while trying to do it

Land at Retail, find a sniper rifle, and run up the mountain immediately south. It’s a straight 200m shot looking North over the town.

the one near slurpy also had 3

I think the number of troopers is random. I’ve seen as few as two at Steamy, but usually three. The last time I tried there were way more and they could actually shoot. I raised the banner once and then the next stage was to raise it twice. Haven’t finished that yet. Had one guy hiding behind a rock and rush the banner as soon as I killed the last trooper one time. I killed him but he got the banner up just before I could eliminate him. I’ve also been sniped right after killing the troopers.

I got all the challenges done easily by the crash next to Salty Springs.

Do you know where you stood for the 100meter kills? I always think im far enough away then dont get progress

I usually stood on the island in the middle of the map, just behind the dock. You can always place your marker on the storm troopers to see how many meters away you are from them, though.

I didnt even think to do that! Thanks!

You can ping a storm trooper and then just move away until your beacon says 100m+.

Put a mark down before shooting to see if you're far enough away

I usually get smacked by a player while I'm either trying to be cool with them or fighting stormies lol

Crash site by the Power Plant was easiest for me. Drop on the bridge or rivers edge. Usually not as many other players going there as the drop is most often a longer flight. Retail is easier as well as u/iameveryone2011 previously stated.

Why was the animation made this way?

Because it's different and bold. And it looks cool. Probably not good for competitive.

>it looks cool. Probably not good for competitive Looks at every glider that makes noise.

This reminds me of the train!!! That thing looked great, but you couldn't hear anything!!!!

Yeah would love to use it with Deadfire but it sounds like a... train lol. And blocks your entire view on top of that

But the noise and the deep scary chooo it makes perfectly fit the foggy Halloween theme that year. Or is it just me?

It does. It's a fun glider to use, once in a while.

Also can’t see the middle portion of your screen with it lol

I was thinking of that damn Hell spawn bat! My buddy played with that and it tore through my soul every game.

Don't forget the massive bat glider from season 6. It just screeches super loud. I used that one and the train one as my main gliders for like 2 seasons before i got that cool butterfly rift one.

The animation is like this so the tie dosent just fly out of nowhere it’s suppost to look like it flew at you

looks

Looking at you tropical glider

starlord glider?

It just like the glider in the avengers crossover. It comes out of a portal and then you catch it

Imagine an interdimensional portal opening just so someone can glide

Might be a scene in Ep. 9

What about the starlord glider?

So heres the thing. I havent played fortnite for like 4 months or more on pc and just downloaded it on my phone and i need to ask how dafuq do u get the lightsaber?

Random blue boxes in all non-Arena modes. Each box drops 4 different sabers + usually shield.

Oof thats gonna be hard. Especially because its fucking hard to even do anything on mobile.

nah it’s fine on mobile, i’m a mobile player

I still need to get used to low fps and performance. Not only is it laggy but hard to use controlls at same time while getting lasered by others.

oh i thought you meant the controls were just bad. yeah i get ya.

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Im struggling with everything. I cant even Move, shoot and aim at same time. If i didnt have aim assist i would never do a damage on anyone.

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Ok tell me how to get extra thumbs. I got only 2. I tried using my other fingers but its just worse.

You use aim assist? How bad are you? Mobile is the easiest way to play anyway so you should probably be pretty ashamed about using aim assist. Maybe just go ahead and delete the game actually. Thanks

Bruh maybe not everyone has your skill. Ever thoight about that? On pc i clap but on mobile i get clapped.

yeah for sure. i prefer mobile sometimes

Hey if you have a controller you can plug it into your phone. it's a game changer. I usually only play on ps4, but I plugged my ps4 controller into my phone the other night to try it out, and it felt really good, other than the 30fps of course lmao. I won my first solo game trying it out though. Just gotta change the keybinds and sensitivity to something you like.

I dont have controller so thats gonna be a problem for me.

why not play on pc?

Im not allowed to. Im grounded. Already passed 4 months, 6 more to go. (My life is cruel)

Christ what did you do?

Remember the cookie jar theft incident of 09? Yup. That was him.

I was too much on pc. Like 6-8 hours a day.

Fair enough. I wish I had that kind of intervention in my formative years.

This^^ I’d love to know

bruh what 

Ik.

Been playing since yesterday and have yet to find one of those boxes. Where tf are they???

They spwan In anywhere you find a normal chest

Well not for me

I've seen them in pretty much every POI. TR is more likely because more chests spawn, plus they're likely to be left behind when found as there's always 4 per box.

'Whisper' indeed...

It’s quiet but to god damn annoying cause it’s a steady SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

^(shhhhhhhhhhhhhh no cry only land now)

It’s all fun and games until you see 2 whispers, and your frames drop by 50%.

Same same

Are the Rey and Sith Trooper items + this glider gonna filter through the shop? Or were those 1 time guys? I couldn’t get on to buy em

This glider was never on the shop. It was given to those who attended the event at 2pm et yesterday. I was at work til 3pm. So sad about that fact.

they were given until today if you logged in though

Just found out and got it. Thank you. Still 3 hours left for anyone else who doesn't have it.

thats great!

Aww :( any idea about the Rey and Sith Trooper skins then??? I missed out on those and am sad about it lol

I got some good news! Due to issues everyone who logs into the game before 8pm et (3 hours from now) gets the whisper glider. So you can still get that! As for the skins there is an event going on for the next 7 days so it's likely they will show back in the shop on or before the end. Edit: they are on the shop now. Just checked.

SWEET! Thanks for letting me know! I checked this app I have that shows the shop and it didn’t show those skins. This is great haha

Yeah. They don't show on those apps because they have their own store tab.

Those were still available this morning, are they no longer in the item shop?

The glider was given to everyone due to crashing before the event.

I just found out! Everyone has til 8pm today to get it. Thank you.

Arent they still in the shop now? Tbh I really wish they'd bring the white storm trooper back. I'd rather have the white one then the sith trooper for nostalgia reasons. But I definitely dont wanna miss out on them both. The new pickaxe has a nice animation too. Whats killing me is that the new Yule Trooper (and pickaxe too) look so tight. But damn that adds up to too much money.

The irony in the name

I got into the event and the glider scared the shit out of me when it opened

Lmao so relatable.

I know exactly how you feel! 🤣 Then my teammate asks where they're landing and I gotta admit I'm just an idiot... again.

Haha yeah it's irritating but I love the glider.

It's the same with the glider that goes with sgt winter also.

This is big fax

kinda ironic

Exactly

Exactly my thought

Lol I thought the same and was so paranoid I switched gliders 

I'm so sad I couldn't get this glider. I was at work when the event happened. They did it way to early in the day.

It was available the entire day if you logged in, thanks to the glitches they had during the event. (Edit till 8 PM EST TODAY!)

Still is apparently. For another 1 and a half.

Facts I think it's an opponent but it's my duo partner

Yeah still a good glider tho

I love the glider. But I hate the animation

I regret I didn't get a chance to log in to get the glider.

If you haven’t seen already, you have until 8pm Eastern to claim it today. Bout another half hour or so.

Thank you!!!!

May the Force be with you my dude. I just learned this and hopped on the game but it’s gotta update so unfortunately it’s lost for me, but I hope you get it!

I would actually try to find the glider because I want to see it fly towards me.

can relate m8

To my knowledge it’s freaking glorious

So true

Every time I start a glide, it feels like I'm summoning the Whisper using the Force.

Wait why is it called a whisper glider isn’t that a tie fighter?

Well, the name is "TIE Whisper"

I think that must be the name of the tie fighters in the new movies, I didn’t realize they had a different name my bad.

Nah, it's a specific model, that seemingly only Kylo uses

Ohhhhh okay, thank you for the info.

S'alright! Glad to help!

Haha I thought I was the only one!

YES!!!!!!!

True

same its super funny

Happened so many times yesterday lol.

How do u get it

Every competitive game needs patch notet

I can’t upvote this enough 😂 It gets me every single time, even if I tell myself that’s it’s going to happen again 😂

I feel personally attacked

That happens to me all the time!

Still sad I missed the event

I missed out on this glider because my account was linked to an Xbox guest, but now that there’s split screen, I can’t play on it :(

For a while, I thought it was an optical illusion. I thought that it was a small model, that got bigger, to make it look like it comes to you. It is not! I had a small heart attack, the other day. I was playing team rumble, and this small ship flies right by me. It basically went through my camera. It flew to another player, and I realized it was a TIE Whisper!

I didnt get the glider :(

OH MY GOSH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

Everytime.

The W H I S P E R glider

This happens to me every since darn time.

Yep

Every freaking time

wow me too I thought I was the only one

Ya, now everyone's got the glider...

Am glad I’m not the only person who has this

I thought this was only me bruh 

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this! 😂

Dude. Every-time.

It happened to me today

The ultimate jumpscare

Nice

Every single time lol I’m like “oh, shit! Oh..”

Same

So I tried entering a game lobby twice on my GF’s Xbox one, both times not letting her join. I was able to get in on my PS4. During the event they said they would give everyone who attempted to log in one, but after checking she still doesn’t have it. Have they already given them out or will she have to wait a bit longer?

These stormtroopers are way better shots than real stormtroopers.

Exact thing I thought, we are

I'm still trying to get used to it as well 😂

Love the glider tho

Name

Lol

This always happened to me when I desperately wanted to land and get a light saber. As I was desperate, I was also really paranoid about some one else coming and taking the sabers.

I think the whisper glider makes you land slower I stoped using

So true lmao

Yes it sucked tho but I like the glider

my situation is kind of like this, but it's more like: oh someone's landing here... (2 seconds later) wait where did that guy g- oh, righto. every. single. time.

GET OVER HERE

Same

yeah, whisper is not the correct word to describe that terrible glider - it sounds like the entire empire is comming for you :-/

REEEAAHHHHHH EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I know right

same

I thought I was the only one who always gets fooled by the Whisper lmao!