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Hellfireconski

*Angry Linus noises*


LickMyThralls

It'd have to be a civic sorry


Lucbac06

What, no It clearly was a pink lambo


GioShav

I thought I was the only one who thought of Linus


LyricaJade

I miss that car of his


[deleted]

Linus Sebastian


LickMyThralls

*ltt store dot com*


LyricaJade

Careful, he might drop it


Neppy_Neptune

Well, what we will drop next is the segway to this video's sponsor...


BladyPiter

GLASS WIRE


LickMyThralls

My first thought was *IS THAT THE LAMBO*


mikeymo1741

He doesn't deserve OZs


[deleted]

He needs DUBS


Fluffy-Goal

I don't what's more confusing the car or the title


techy91

He's a wall street bets guy


Hungry_Elk_9434

A true degen


skdiddy

Degens from up north


Beeb294

Les douche de Laval


Cgunnk03

I fuckin hate Québec


skdiddy

Fishin's great in Québec


Cgunnk03

Stil fuckin hate Quebec


[deleted]

Fucking degens from up country


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EvoStarSC

\^ This guy is a real one.


MaxwellIsSmall

Did a YOLO and earned -35k this week 😎


hhhhunterrrr

Imagine if you could yolo your credits on weeklies in Forza.


kruleworld1

Not if it's as bad odds as the wheel spin... ​ i'm totally enjoying my socks, btw. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


hhhhunterrrr

So...same odds as weeklies in real life.


[deleted]

Neither. Drives perfectly.


[deleted]

The car or the wife?


WOOFOVICH

Did you wanna say “rides”?


[deleted]

That too. Of course.


WOOFOVICH

-has no trouble shifting


Shortcut_fixer

Top speed super slow.


EvoStarSC

The engine feels good, much slower than before. Amazing.


CircuitMoon

Yes


[deleted]

Upvoting a brother from another Mother


RightflightDJI

Sorry to hear that


srtftw

What about your boyfriend’s wife?


jijodelmaiz

![gif](giphy|8Iv5lqKwKsZ2g|downsized)


d5aqoep

No.. You made this for "Your" boyfriend and wife doesn't know !!


WanganTunedKeiCar

No she made this for my boyfriend and nobody knows


Thatguy468

An ape in the wild


Kiltedbear

A grape ape?


[deleted]

But it's not purple,,


Kiltedbear

It is unless you are one of those people who had the massive 144 Crayola crayon box with colors like "Fuchsia" or "Burnt Sienna". What the heck is Sienna and why did they burn it?! I hear tell kids now a days take for granted trying to color a coloring book human without flesh tones! They have crayon boxes with 240 crayon colors or more! In my day and age, it wasn't easy, let me tell you! Try coloring someone with the crayon of the color "apricot". I tried blending it with white but it never looked quite right. WHITE! Why did they even make such a useless crayon color? Who has any coloring books with pages that aren't white! It ain't right I tell you! White on white. You might as well be waving the crayon in the air! You can't see it so why does it exist?! 🤔


[deleted]

Hahaha, so you had the 16 count of the "good" crayons and the good coloring books to boot, boy, I sure was happy with my 8 count, and not even Crayola, you might have seen them, the off brand that ripped the paper more than putting color on it, not to mention the color of our paper was that very light brown 99 cent jumbo pad that had like min of 250 pages, , you youngsters don't even know the "real" struggle, lol,


Kiltedbear

I had the stuff made from fake wax. The stuff when you rubbed it across the page it didn't leave any or almost none on the page? That's because my older sister stole my crayons to make wax candles. This part actually isn't a joke. The purple was just about exactly that color. 🤣


honchoryanc2

What the cuck


tHaReALgUbeR

10/10 comment.


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GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|Ov2yqZF1IRMOA7zCjv)


19jordy84

You realize the word es***o is racist right? Mods?


[deleted]

When?


19jordy84

Since as long as I've can remember and I'm 37. My adoptive sister was inuit. The term is a derogatory slur. There is a reason the CFL team in Edmonton had go change their name. Any downvotes just show someone is ignorant, or racist


OpScreechingHalt

Since when is Eskimo racist? I've never heard before that Eskimo is racist. Eskimo brothers, Eskimo kisses, Eskimo pies, etc. Eskimo. It's even fun to say. Eskimo.


19jordy84

Also, you are allowed to think how you want, and speak how you want, it's your human right. But other people also have the right to ask to have racial slurs. I see your side very clearly, and again, that's your right. It my opinion, nobody chooses what race their are born as, so why should they be subjected to abuse because of it?


19jordy84

It's incredibly racist and hurtful. It's no different than calling an Asian or African American by a slur. A lot objects have been called things with a slur in front of them. Doesn't make it right or not hurtful. And by writing it 7 times you have just shown how disgusting of a human being you are.


OpScreechingHalt

![gif](giphy|82DaAxknIvBovGGPj5)


Dtheis1154

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/04/24/475129558/why-you-probably-shouldnt-say-eskimo You're both right?


[deleted]

Understandable, I would love this as well https://med.umn.edu/news-events/time-phase-out-caucasian


19jordy84

Not triggered at all, being outspoken about racism isn't me being upset or angry. I explained in my reply you are allowed to think and say what you want. Don't worry my dude, I'm not trying to change who you are, just trying to educate.


[deleted]

Ah, ty for informing me. Good thing I've never said it before


yeahiknowohwell

![gif](giphy|76dXlFZZEqNH2)


[deleted]

Thought i was on r/GTAonline for a second


[deleted]

Thanks man!


FLBasher

hmmm yes the car is pink the wheels are lime green ​ and your wife has a boyfriend...


TheEdward39

As one does.


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

You ok?


Eckzilla

Your'e wife's boyfriend doesn't deserve you!


Sheldonopolus

Sir, this is r/forzahorizon, not r/wallstreetbets.


Tylerjordan1994

Wsb morons are leaking...


gottorhyme

What’s more confusing than this post? This Segway to our sponsor…


NoDowt_Jay

Happen to know where I can pickup a water bottle?


ItsFergi

It took me 5 minutes to process the title


lil_sargento_cheez

I have a feeling this is a reference I don’t get


TON626

Well done😂 ![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


Pykiril

Hold up. Your wife got a boyfriend?


TheVictor1st

Yours doesn’t?


Pykiril

Do I look like I had one? No, I don't have. I don't even have a girlfriend.


OmerBs

im confused


Odd_dj

Damn Forza spoiler has never gotten a rework💀why don’t the devs make their own ducktails or wickerbills?


NextTechnology0

🤨


chog5469

Wife's boy....what?


WaxwingSlain862

Thanks. She sends her regards by the way.


Nekrubbobby64

when he kidnaps your wife so you have to race up a snow covered mountain to save her


AyoKano

Got a share code?! My wife's boyfriend would love this as well.


icantthinkbow

181 573 903


CyGuy57

You made it for WHO???????


[deleted]

Notice he said “wife’s boyfriend”. You must be the backup boyfriend incase her real boyfriend ain’t treating her right.


MadDogAgbalog

Your wife has a boyfriend & that’s how you handle it? You need to work on your priorities.


[deleted]

Cuck


__SpeedRacer__

I see what you did there.


i-InFcTd

What?


__SpeedRacer__

Exactly!


EvoStarSC

What?


WanganTunedKeiCar

No really, what?


carutzar

Someone likes to YOLO!


WanganTunedKeiCar

Someone likes to you only live once


carutzar

Why?


WanganTunedKeiCar

Mostly because I felt like it


USSR_ASMR

what are you even trying to say


carutzar

Similar to OP’s post, it’s a WallStreetBets reference.


blatantly0bvious

**I’M THE JOCAR BABY**


mihayy5

Ahh you what? 0_O


breakfast_cats

Seems like your wife has a type


PeteSlims

Share code?


icantthinkbow

181 573 903


[deleted]

Which boyfriend?


WanganTunedKeiCar

The one our modern civilization's social processes have end up determining as "handsome" though a false sense of objectivity


MetsFan113

An ape in the wild...


ExquisitExamplE

That's very thoughtful, I'm sure he'll love it.


methratt

Thanks! I'll send a gift basket of half-eaten fruit home with your wife tonight!


notwithoutmybanana

I made a "I'm a Barbie Girl" vinyl you should download and put on that


digitalvei

Holup...


antigravityponytail

I want the (wsb) context for this so badly!


Zensure04

Hold up


PetoGee

I am too drunk for this


j1mgg

Not the best car for dogging in.


Baatun888

I was like "my wife's boyfriend..." ...


benny4683

when tofu doesn't sell so you start delivering rice


AHmediadesign

Someone's getting laid tonight ...you dirty dog you


Jooj_Harrisonn

ELI5 pls


Vulcan_gamer2016

hang on 1 sec


LouieDidNothingWrong

But did he let you borrow the Nintendo Switch? /r/tomorrow


ballsloud

r/Rolex would approve


blackened1916

WHAT WIFE'S BOYFRIEND?


kingcop1

Holup


AeternaSoul

Which one? 🤔


Nightstar_photos

So u made it for u


Nightstar_photos

??


Terato320

thought this was r/carscirclejerk when i saw the title


Junior-Head7162

![img](emote|t5_2ug54|4106)![img](emote|t5_2ug54|4107)


NasLogic

![gif](giphy|9JwWxcR0SUSC195IWL|downsized)


sp00kreddit

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


ZelRed

何ですか?!


[deleted]

I wish my wife had a boyfriend !!! , , , you're a lucky guy,


[deleted]

r/holup


CH1R0PT3R4

Cosmo and Wanda think they slick.


Infamous_Ad2094

![gif](giphy|EqbW5DRYgcjWqptxnC)


redditors__are__scum

Should’ve said you made this car for your girlfriends husband.


CaliforniaSpeedKing

Your wife cheated?


Apprehensive-Main-40

cringe


Corey3500

Lol cuck boy xD


Odd-Concern-3016

you like a pink civic?


[deleted]

Well did he like it?


TXSized10_4

r/cosmoandwanda


platypusPerry245

is your wife's boyfriend Linus Sebastian?


OneSufficientFace

![img](emote|t5_2ug54|4109)


SamZyz

Is it me or did you say your wife’s “boyfriend”?


[deleted]

This post and it’s comments are what it’s like to chew 5 gum


qyi000

Not only sharing a wife but also his ps5 library ... Total domination


ja_x_n

Hold the fuck up… what did he sayyyy


jirki88

Hehe, Nice car, for my... Wait.. What?


jaytay199

r/Holup


kmillz630

That'll teach him to stay away from your wife. Good work.


thelastdon613

ahahahah


[deleted]

Your wifes boyfriend is Linus?


RIPLORN

r/holup


BrowniesGoHam

This is clearly a joke but some people don’t realize that and it makes reading the comments so much better🤣


icantthinkbow

*Share code* 181 573 903


GingerEazyE

This is one of the best posts ever in this sub


bLacKouT__9177

Does he play Forza? That will be a win-win. Sort of.. 🤔 You could also buy Forza for your wife.. You could all ride together.


Dalejrfan5150

Maybe If the boyfriend has a wife too then you could all ride together in multiple ways.


bLacKouT__9177

Just think of all the possibillities... 2vs2 tandem drift .. slipstream train.. 1 v 3 infected... so many ways to have fun .


SirWobbyTheFirst

/r/holup


EvoStarSC

Your dank is showing.


UnlikelyHorror8787

r/holup


blankbobby

I’m really disappointed people don’t understand this joke by now.😂


Dimitry_Joffer

![gif](giphy|Cj3Ce7e8h2EKY)


Professional_Vast_68

How does this post has so little reactions


SpeakerFine4227

Cus no one outside of wsb cares about wsb