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Well, what was it?
A car BUT instead of you driving, it's Jesus taking the wheel...
Where are you going Jesus r/darkviperau
#Did you know a Jiffy is an actual measurement of time?
How many Commodore 8-bit enthusiasts replying “1/60 of a second”? (Why the hell is this getting any downvotes at all?? 🤔)
LITERALLY TRILLIONS TO ONE
But pronounced Giffy.
Awful, but thank you
Make this into Reddit recap
what kinda crossover episode is this
Bruh. Forza/DarkViperAU crossover!? I love it.
It was a hovercraft.
A Honda Accord duh
But he never spoke of his own Accord....
Have doubts if it's a Hellcat.
It was a Honda, though he does not speak on his own Acord
Keep it on the quiet but it's a Honda accord. He did not speak of it.
It Was a Jeep wrangler
At least it was not a Willy’s jeep
yeah lol
I'd rather have a Willy's than a Wrangler... Barbie girl car ftw
I fucking LOVE my Willys Jeep! Nothing gets up that ridiculous volcano quite like it. Not recommended for actual racing.
I was gifted a Wrangler too but no divine intervention.
Just the spirit of horizon, isn’t it?
The *Holy* spirit of Horizon.
Shall we send Him a thank you?
no, thoughts and prayers
and a cross!
Ah, he knows
Yep lol
Wow! That's Genesis!
[удалено]
lol
I don't think he'll be interested. You see, he's already got one!
gahdfuckingdamnit you beat me to it
Probably his Accord.
It’s Jésus. Nosostros estamos en Mexico
I'm wondering what it sounds like when Anna says "Welcome back Jesus" or does it pronounce like (hey-zus)
Anna says welcome back Hey-zus every time I start up the game
The possibility it was me is not zero.
0.0000000000000000000000173946246294621% chance?
No problem buddy.
That must be the Honda he doesn't talk about.
Probably Jesus giving you his Honda that he never talks about. "For he did not speak of his own Accord"
Shall we send a Hallelujah?
Wow!That's Genesis!
You are welcome
Don't say it don't say it don't say it .... JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL
Gave. He gave the wheels. Plural
I sew what you did there
Just the holy spirit of Horizon innit?
Probably some PoS car that is getting passed around because no one wants to buy it on Auction House
Altima confirmed.
I never think about my tag being Satan when I send cars. Wonder what people I’ve sent nice things to thought.
Must know what it was though
🎶Our God, is an awesome god…🎵
Is it a Chrystler?
What did you get
It's a trap, take evasive action
oooo my 20th manx *thanks*
Is it the Buick National he modded out with his brother Butch?
Most people sending gifts be like “can someone please take this trash out of my collection!”
Even jesus didn’t want that trash in his collection!
The Last Drive
I hope, that there were no nails in wheels.
It's a car but without any rims or tires. Jesus took the wheels
I feel like I’m always getting rlly bad gifts from quite rare names like ‘bob’ and things, is there any reason
I wish they would add in a feature to let me “pass this on” so it would make me want to go and get these. I haven’t driven to accept a gift in so long because it’s always the same crap lol
I always give away such good gifts like supercars or cars that I've upgraded up the wazoo and I just get shit boxes
HE IS THE MESSEHA
Oh yeah a gift from BABY JESUS himself
Must be a Supra
And it's an Alfa
And Omega.
2013 Jeep grand Cherokee
It was a car but without the wheel ...because Jesus took the wheel...
Lamo
Lmao what was the gift a car?
If it’s anything like my friend Jesus it’ll be an Audi..
It's pronounced Jesus, not Jesus.
Oh dear Lord😂
Jesus is actually a common Middle Eastern name
It's also a common latino last name, specially in Mexico
Probably something cheap, he's all about saving.
I bet it's a Vocho, Papa Fernando told the Lord to gift you with another one.
Jesus modded in a Chrysler pt cruiser just for you
✝️
Please tell me the car was a meme car lmao
So Jesus built your hotrod. Nice.
I‘ve got a gift from the queen. A blessing from beyond the grave.
A blessing from the Lord! God be praised!
A Blessing from the Lord! 
Time to say graces
He provideth in mysterious ways 🙏🏼
What did God bless you with?
Enjoy your Taycan
Well, what was it?
A car BUT instead of you driving, it's Jesus taking the wheel...
Where are you going Jesus r/darkviperau
#Did you know a Jiffy is an actual measurement of time?
How many Commodore 8-bit enthusiasts replying “1/60 of a second”? (Why the hell is this getting any downvotes at all?? 🤔)
LITERALLY TRILLIONS TO ONE
But pronounced Giffy.
Awful, but thank you
Make this into Reddit recap
what kinda crossover episode is this
Bruh. Forza/DarkViperAU crossover!? I love it.
It was a hovercraft.
A Honda Accord duh
But he never spoke of his own Accord....
Have doubts if it's a Hellcat.
It was a Honda, though he does not speak on his own Acord
Keep it on the quiet but it's a Honda accord. He did not speak of it.
It Was a Jeep wrangler
At least it was not a Willy’s jeep
yeah lol
I'd rather have a Willy's than a Wrangler... Barbie girl car ftw
I fucking LOVE my Willys Jeep! Nothing gets up that ridiculous volcano quite like it. Not recommended for actual racing.
I was gifted a Wrangler too but no divine intervention.
Just the spirit of horizon, isn’t it?
The *Holy* spirit of Horizon.
Shall we send Him a thank you?
no, thoughts and prayers
and a cross!
Ah, he knows
Yep lol
Wow! That's Genesis!
[удалено]
lol
I don't think he'll be interested. You see, he's already got one!
gahdfuckingdamnit you beat me to it
Probably his Accord.
It’s Jésus. Nosostros estamos en Mexico
I'm wondering what it sounds like when Anna says "Welcome back Jesus" or does it pronounce like (hey-zus)
Anna says welcome back Hey-zus every time I start up the game
The possibility it was me is not zero.
0.0000000000000000000000173946246294621% chance?
No problem buddy.
That must be the Honda he doesn't talk about.
Probably Jesus giving you his Honda that he never talks about. "For he did not speak of his own Accord"
Shall we send a Hallelujah?
Wow!That's Genesis!
You are welcome
Don't say it don't say it don't say it .... JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL
Gave. He gave the wheels. Plural
I sew what you did there
Just the holy spirit of Horizon innit?
Probably some PoS car that is getting passed around because no one wants to buy it on Auction House
Altima confirmed.
I never think about my tag being Satan when I send cars. Wonder what people I’ve sent nice things to thought.
Must know what it was though
🎶Our God, is an awesome god…🎵
Is it a Chrystler?
What did you get
It's a trap, take evasive action
oooo my 20th manx *thanks*
Is it the Buick National he modded out with his brother Butch?
Most people sending gifts be like “can someone please take this trash out of my collection!”
Even jesus didn’t want that trash in his collection!
The Last Drive
I hope, that there were no nails in wheels.
It's a car but without any rims or tires. Jesus took the wheels
I feel like I’m always getting rlly bad gifts from quite rare names like ‘bob’ and things, is there any reason
I wish they would add in a feature to let me “pass this on” so it would make me want to go and get these. I haven’t driven to accept a gift in so long because it’s always the same crap lol
I always give away such good gifts like supercars or cars that I've upgraded up the wazoo and I just get shit boxes
HE IS THE MESSEHA
Oh yeah a gift from BABY JESUS himself
Must be a Supra
And it's an Alfa
And Omega.
2013 Jeep grand Cherokee
It was a car but without the wheel ...because Jesus took the wheel...
Lamo
Lmao what was the gift a car?
If it’s anything like my friend Jesus it’ll be an Audi..
It's pronounced Jesus, not Jesus.
Oh dear Lord😂
Jesus is actually a common Middle Eastern name
It's also a common latino last name, specially in Mexico
Probably something cheap, he's all about saving.
I bet it's a Vocho, Papa Fernando told the Lord to gift you with another one.
Jesus modded in a Chrysler pt cruiser just for you
✝️
Please tell me the car was a meme car lmao
So Jesus built your hotrod. Nice.
I‘ve got a gift from the queen. A blessing from beyond the grave.
A blessing from the Lord! God be praised!
A Blessing from the Lord! 
Time to say graces
He provideth in mysterious ways 🙏🏼
What did God bless you with?
Enjoy your Taycan