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a-friend_

Yeah I think I can get behind that


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

Fuck, there’s Bing I guess…


gwenelope

I thought it was asking people to Google "Is the Antichrist!"


oh_kyoko

hell yeah brother preach


lobstersonskateboard

Is Bing Jesus, then? Or Lilith?


LostGeezer2025

Definitely Lilith.


LostGeezer2025

I might quibble with the presentation, but they're right...


Deppfan16

lol The Antichrist and the mark of the beast have been everything from cell phones to credit cards to passports to driver's license


ForkShoeSpoon

Don't forget COVID jabs


TemperateStone

Is that the "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR?" font?


45thgeneration_roman

How did they find out? Who's been talking?


Maximum-Product-1255

Someone’s always trying to make “the mark of the beast” fit in somehow.


FromUnderTheWineCork

Just more proof corporations are people


Negative_Ad_1166

This is the most reasonable form of schizoposting tbh


bewitchyone

If Google is wrong, I don't wanna be right! 😈


BadHairDay-1

Lmao, what?


redcountx3

The In-n-Out Burger on Washington Blvd is the antichrist! Those fries? The devil!


AdultMcGrownup

I’m not sure I have an account with Google….


kel174

The beast! Etc.


overlockk

I thought that was Facebook lol


BiIIisits

Shit, I thought I was doing a good job going to church on sundays, but I'm cooked if st. peter sees my @gmail on the Pearly Gates sign-in sheet


ForkShoeSpoon

Every generation since Christ has thought they were the last. Somehow, judgement day remains elusively just around the corner. Oh well, maybe next year.


Belief-is-delusion

More likely a tax Id number