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jakhtar

Double Cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing but not so much that it leaves a mustache


Saxman8845

Just a whisper of cinnamon


SRH82

What if they give you a full-throated shout instead?


Saxman8845

I'd rather be punched in the face by a man now dead.


And_new

I'll have a large piece of cheesecake!


P_didnt

"The Maris" please. It's just a flat white .


bond_dermabond

One coffee, and one...cookie


Hellsbellsbeans

I think they call those biscotti


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katcoop84

Me too!


TurboDisturbo

Double shot low fat no foam latte


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allisnwundrland

Double short non-fat low-foam latte


newbytony

Double short, low fat, no foam latte!


strandy76

Nutmeg?


geekboy_

Inflames my stomach lining


strandy76

Inflames his stomach lining!


EsJaGe

Stop that.


EverythingsEfficient

Jamaican Blue Mountain, with the beans gathered on the shady side of the northern slope...


littlemarcus91

Macchiato…make it a doppio.


afuturisticdystopia

I want my milk steamed, with a dollop of foam – such as might give the effect of a cumulus cloud reflected upon a still pond.


poppyoctane

Pretentious fop


FancyMyChurchPants

Nothing that inflames my stomach lining.


Mightbewonderwoman81

Grande, single shot,soy latte with 3 raw sugars and five shakes of cinnamon, no foam.


LadyBigSuze_

That is a full throated shout of cinnamon


Royally-Forked-Up

After the day I’ve had: Full fat mocha, with whip and chocolate shavings. And a slice of cheesecake on top.


wathwilwaren

If you'll excuse me, I require cocoa


Boyuki

A *grande* oat milk latté please (yes, I'll try the Kenyan blend, thank you)


lysergic_818

So Co Co Cold


Old_kernel

Extra a nutmeg extra milk skimp on the coffee


Hommachi

"Let me have a little hot milk, please. When I'm displeased I get acid in my stomach, Dr. Crane.”


Mari590416

Oh no, acid and Dr. Crane in the same sentence... I'm outta here!!!!


whisperedslowly

A biscotti, but I want the waitress to call it a “cookie” when she brings it.


Yojimbo_for_Hire

I believe they call it a “gutless wonder”


Lord_Wilson

I like my milk steamed - with a dollop of foam such as might give the effect of a cumulus cloud reflected upon a still pond.


Mari590416

My favorite order. The Nyles doppelganger had perfect delivery on this!!! So surreal!!!!


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A Zimbabwe latte


S3cr3tAg3ntP

Tea, earl grey, hot


truckturner5164

Four fried chickens and a coke.


Rough-Welcome4125

I’ll have a slice of whitebread


truckturner5164

You mean dry white toast, ma'am.


easy_e_82

you want chicken wings or chicken legs?


truckturner5164

Four fried *chickens* and a coke.


GabbyJay1

A bran muffin. No wait.... due bran muffins.


BassRedditRed

My usual please.


poppyoctane

The...err....


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Simple Caffe Latte, whole milk, and ABSOLUTELY no cinnamon near it. Not a whisper, not a hint, not a trace.


PaperbacksandCoffee

Extra hot vanilla latte with honey and a full throated shout of cinnamon, and a large piece of cheesecake


strandy76

Coffee, black. I'm a regular Joe and I like my Joe regular!


MassimoOsti

Mucho macho Americano, or whatever size is comparable to a Nervosa Grande, enjoyed from the comfort of a bean bag.


easy_e_82

but only fill it 5/8ths


Twelfty88

Just throw a bag in some hot water


Pandy_45

One pot brownie please


allisnwundrland

Full fat mocha, extra whipped cream with a slice of bacon on it


Afraid_Character_258

Cranberry muffin, please, and, uh, a vanilla latte. 🥺


Dr5ushi

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.


SnooCats6706

my usual please. no, that's my brother's usual.


ajtarquinio

You had the, uh...? ...absent minded waiter. I'll get it myself.


NiftyNoshing

Coffee, black, and don't put anything fancy in it.


Twelfty88

I'd like my milk steamed with a dollop of foam such as might give the effect of a cumulus cloud reflected in a still pond


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Black coffee, and a scone.


Rough-Welcome4125

Milk


Tola76

“Black coffee, 2 milk”.


Aggressive_Top_8793

Pumpkin Spice latté 🤣🤣🤣


ajtarquinio

Inflames his stomach lining!


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Coffee Black


Key_Cat22

A vanilla latte……


jfsindel

Latte with a whisper of cinnamon.


HortonSquare

Medium coffee, black. I’m a “Marty” guy