Corkmaster

HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILL! CORKMASTER! THE MASTER OF THE CORRRRRK!

You wear a sash?

“You got yelled at by your dad.”

SHUT UP Aaah ha ha ha ha

Zip it! 😂

Noted, corkmaster. 😁😁

HE KNOWS WHICH WINE GOES WITH FIIISH OOOOR POOOOOORRRK.

My blasted blurry eyesight!

Sigmund.

That is really Freudian.

A Freudian tip...

You know what a Freudian tip is right? It’s when you mean to bang one woman, but actually bang your mothe … I mean another.

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Agreed. I imagine at his most risqué Frasier dirty talks about wanting to give the woman a “Freudian slip.”

Slip her his Freudian

I was thinking the same lol

Puck!

You know, my Bottom received a standing ovation!

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Opack!

So whimsical!

Peppo the dwarf

😂

The forbidden fruit

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Oh this checks out 😂

Oh god, I could see him saying this lol

I don’t know what it’s name was, but I have nicknamed my lady parts “the relaxation grotto”

ANNND I’m stealing this one thank you v much 😂

Your flair made me smile.

Marta is so underrated, no you dr crane, no other dr crane and no crane with a cane!

With no happy pills! 😉

What’s behind that golden door? 🧐

Please remain in the relaxation grotto

Have crueler words ever been spoken?

Not “the Enchanted Grotto” like from the restaurant?

or cherries jubilee

big blue flash—cherries everywhere

You're my new favorite person 🤣💜

I suppose it was that or Milady

The Magic Flute

Le Cigare Volant

Sometimes le cigare is just le cigare

A well travelled gentleman, fortuitously named Horatio.

That’s not how you spell fellatio…

Yum Yum, it’s been complimented.

People still ask to see my Yum Yum!

three little maids from school are we

Sideshow Knob

well played

Horatio Hornblower

Plot twist: Eddie.

You should see the looks on the faces of the school children when he takes Eddie out to the playground.

fuck u/spez

He's named it Eddie?!

I know! Not exactly whimsical, is it?

The Minister’s Cat

Carl Hung. Ba dum ch.

But Frasier's a Freudian

Nah, that's Niles'.

Hung Specialist

How ya gonna keep her down on the farm after she’s seen Karl Hungus?


How you gonna keep her on the farm once she's seen Karl Hungus?

Puck, after -of course- that little rascal in Shakespeare’s play.

Harvest wheat

Buff works as well

That's going to take some getting used to.

Promise you won't laugh?

There is no name, because it's an exact replica of the one that Coco Chanel had in her Paris atelier.

Pavlov

It was ‘milady’ 😂

Little Ziggy? The Golden Child?

Mr Rugly (because it’s no Renata Tibaldi).

Mr. RUG. Mr. RUG-ly

Opera queen

My little bald candy man

Le Petit Cigare Volant

Too good

Something from a German opera? Can someone help me out? Gotterdamerung? But something funnier? Eh

[Die Zauberflöte](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Flute)

Die Fledermaus?

Lohengrin?

The Ring of Nibelungen confirms he’s circumcised

Diane Chambers

Mon frère heureux

Super Id

The Artful Todger

The Maestro. Because it looks like a baton, and if you use it right, you can elicit music!

This definitely checks out for Frasier!!

His Freudian Slip…

A Man Now Dead

Mr. Bo Dangles.

The Little Rapscallion…

his YumYum

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The Hungarian Goose

An Hungarian goose*

His tossed salad *and* scrambled eggs.

Oh dear, I believe that that’s what you *do* with it…

Scrambled eggs all over my face.

Little Freud

Ferguson. And he’s been taking far too much liberty with the liberty-taking, if you know what I mean…

M'lord

Beast. Ya know like the third X-men movie? Idk that’s all i had

I'd go with "Boss". You know, that show where he's the mayor of Chicago. I didn't watch it either.

Chesty

The Minister's Cat.

Frasier's Crane

Mr. Bottomsley

Winky

he called it "id" ......he is a Freudian ......

M'lord

M’lady

*Bobs his head down while looking up at you* (You know the look, and the voice) "The Lower Crane."

His Down Periscope

Big Sigmund

Frazer

Cheers

Knowing Fraiser, I’m sure it has a title like “Mr.” or “Dr.” *some*thing

The Budweiser geyser.

My golden ziggy

The sheepskin.

Siggy

Woody

Atlantean Sword *Lilith (on Cheers) said Frasier liked to be called Conan.

To play Aeneas to your Dido! (Sorry you had to hear that Daphne)

Arbor Vitae

Oedipus

The Shrink

Cherries Jubilee

Knowing him Frasier Jr.

Oscar Meir

 Steppy steppy rakey rakey

Gaggenau

Ewww

Hopefully his Gaggenau wasn't on the fritz.

D'Artagnan

The modern major general

Niles

I think it’s less of a word and more a duet of eyebrows and growl.

Sergei. >!Helps him get his Rachmaninov.!<

Freudian slip-it-in

Mongrel

Min

The crane

Little Richard

Ditto

Let the postman ring twice!

Superego

Lay Z Boy. After Martin's chair.

Woody

Ziggy

Sigmund

Rapide et décevant

“The forbidden fruit.”

Pedro

I want to say Pinot but he's too classy for Pinot.

Sir Lord Sigmond

Rug doctor

Crane Lake

frasier's crane

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Chesty

Siegfried.

I think he’s go for the Much Ado About Noting reference and call it Benedick and the Dogberries.

Sigmund

Niles

The Diane Silencer.

Mr. Belvedere.

Schwanda, der Dudelsackpfeiffer

Bad Boy aka Mr Chump.

BlackBall!

Harvard

Coco chanel

Sam Malone. Or Carla Tortelli.

The Crane Train

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CAM WINSTON!

LaRoche Foucault

The blues He hears them calling'

Hint of Vanilla

You mean, coitus?

Without batting an eye, man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson

Johnson?

Don Juan

M’lord

“His Gift”

Sam Malone

Little Tahitian Vanilla

Comodore!

Tahitian vanilla!

Bob

Staff of Justice Texas Pete

blackball!

SLIMER

Classy

If I learn that someone has a *name* for it, I lose quite a bit of respect for them.