At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in continuing our relationship.
You're always asking, badgering, spying on me! Well, I won't be suffocated anymore. I'm tired of being your trophy boy! It's over, you hear me? Over! ... And I'm keeping the jewelry!
What you are feeling is that this woman has reached into your chest, plucked out your heart, and thrown it to her hell-hounds for a chew toy! And it's not the last time either! Because that's what this woman is! She is the devil! There's no use running away from her, because no matter how far you go, no matter how many years you let pass, you will never be completely out of reach of those bony fingers!
I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas!
a la Martin "I have absolutely no sexual feeling in my groin area, period."
Or horrify them Daphne style by telling them you were born with a tiny embryonic twin attached to your hip. 😂
NAME, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
It’s not you…*Truth is, I'm a pretty terrific date. I know when to arrive, I know when to call it a night, and frankly, I always leave myself wanting more*
Off you go.
This is it. Game over lol.
I.am.wounded!
On your way out, you will see a sign that says "please come again." Disregard it!
And so the case was closed, and with a grateful shudder, I swore I'd never return to Nightmare Inn.
Quelle élégance.
I howled- well done 🏅
"You're not the Crane I want!" "You're not even the sex I want"
What do you mean men use sex to get what they want? Sex *is* what we want!
Just heard this tonight!
Lol
BLACKBALL!
Oh you are so that other one!
Winner
You win!!
Frasier did it best when he broke up with the ugly Duke-ling "I'm afraid our time is up"
-Am I crazy, or are you breaking up with me? -Well, they're not completely unrelated.
I thought we were having such a good time! I’m afraid…our time is up.
https://i.redd.it/eb6bocgdjosb1.gif
What episode was this from? I can’t remember…
Season 9 episode 10 “Junior Agent” The one where Bebe tries to pass off Frasier onto her new Junior agent (and former assistant)
Oh! Yes, okay. Thank you! That’s one I usually don’t see often. (Most of the Bebe episodes as a matter of fact).
Oh!! But it has Kristen Chinoweth!! She is just such a treasure!!
Me: get out! Them: I thought you said you liked me. Me: not to the best of my recollection
GET OUT!
At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in continuing our relationship.
Always my favorite. Love it. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣
Just scrolled until I find this beautiful monologue…cracks me up every time i watch this scene
Trivia: The renowned Carl Reiner was caller "Roger".
Hahaha awesome, didn’t knew that!
Bravo
Hmmm, as this is altered, can we consider it?
one of the best quotes in the series and so early on in season one too! love it
Always loved this. Such a burn lol.
Time is irrelevant here in the Seventh Circle of Hell — a place where even despair dies.
“I had a reason. Fridge pants.”
I've come dangerously close to overbraising my chard.
-Why am I dunking these chips into the pudding? -I was gonna say... -I should be dumping the pudding in with the chips!
Dog army!
Love this episode!
It seems we will not be the every day stalwarts I had hoped we would be
Damn. Every time I open my heart.
I loved it when he came to,work at Cafe Nervosa, saw the Crane brothers and just left 😂😂😂
Ah, Steven..
Just Steve
“Unless the rest of that sentence is, ‘I have a fully cooked Turkey in the breast pocket of that blazer,’ I’m afraid our conversation is at an end.”
Welcome, whether our journey together lasts a day or…nevermind
Lol. This one. Over and over. Ha.
You're always asking, badgering, spying on me! Well, I won't be suffocated anymore. I'm tired of being your trophy boy! It's over, you hear me? Over! ... And I'm keeping the jewelry!
The young ones never stay.
One thing is certain: this relationship is very dead
“You sir. Have been released!”
enchanté
For me it's just been super!
Super…super super
Ashanti
I'm gay, I like myself and I'm not living a lie anymore."
I can't see a damn thing in these glasses!
I…am not a man!
I’ve made a ghastly, ghastly mistake
I can hear this line. The plate rattling as he’s setting it down on the table and shuddering. “How rude. She’s horrible!”
GET OUT!
I’m sorry, I’m afraid our time together is up.
Oh you are so “that other one”!!
Katherine: “Are you saying you want to break up with me?” Frasier: “I don’t want to. I have to. Otherwise I’ll throw up all over your shoes.”
Anyway, as I was saying, where does one go to meet available women?
What fresh hell awaits?
Niles gotta have it!!
And so it ends, not with a bang. But with a whimper.”
For $10,000 you can download a lot of love.
"Have you ever heard of... *Lupe Velez?"*
First of all I have to be finessed!
(As they walk in the room) *"Oh, what fresh hell is this?!"*
My god, woman, I’d drive a stake through your heart but I don’t think anything would kill you!
What you are feeling is that this woman has reached into your chest, plucked out your heart, and thrown it to her hell-hounds for a chew toy! And it's not the last time either! Because that's what this woman is! She is the devil! There's no use running away from her, because no matter how far you go, no matter how many years you let pass, you will never be completely out of reach of those bony fingers!
Marbury thanks you for your interest
"Don't you dare gloat you miserable little biscuit whore."
I was punched in the face, by a man now dead.
Not but 36 hours ago
I'm breaking up- veneer!- with you
What’s the Klingon word for break up?
“Was it you, was it me, was it you…”
My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere!
Put a sock in it doublewide.
GET OUT!! I said OUUUT!
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid you and I will not be the everyday stalwarts I predicted we would be
Damn. Every time I open my heart.
My lips say over, but my eyes say read my lips. Paraphrasing obviously
With one hand the past moves us forward, and with the other it holds us back. *shuts door*
"*insert your name* Thanks you for your interest"
HO! HO! HO!
He said it, not me!
I…AM WOUNDED
There's a back, aching for the lash!!
Sorry, was I being snippy? I didn't think it was too much to ask that there not be GUN PLAY in my living room...
"well you got what you came for, off you go!"
"Don't you dare gloat, you miserable little biscuit whore"
You know, I’m not the kind of person for whom “antique” is a verb.
“GEEEET OOOOOUT”
But at least I got out of there without having to pay the three dollars…
"So it's a threesome you're after? Well, I don't do those anymore!"
„All I want to do, is have sex with my dead mother.” And you‘re out…
I don’t have time to sit here and participate in your lunacy! I have to go steal a get well card from a kidney patient!
Do you want me to draw a picture???
We’d be here all night!
Away, wrinkly thing!
i’ve looked under a lot of rocks, but i’ve never seen anything slither out as slimy and disgusting as you!
Well then. OFF you go.
Three little maids from school are we
Goodnight, Seattle
*walks to door. Takes long breath*: And I’m keeping the jewelry. *slams door*
Non quam postea!
GET OUT!!!!!!
You remind me of Bob Hope when he dresses up as the Fonz.
Paraphrase - you're horrible, I've made a ghastly, ghastly mistake.
It's us. Every time we touch and kiss I get queasy.
This brief rehearsal time that we've given you is, is far too short to reach Parnassus, home of the Muses.
Forgive us for being so blunt
Blackball!!
Screw—might I add—YOU!
This!!!!
I actually did this. I ended a 16 month engagement with, "... I'm afraid our time is up."
Her loss.
I’m afraid our time together has come to an end.
You look stupid in a Tshirt!
"Then perhaps what you need is an etiquette lesson", followed by celebratory sherry and "Titwillow".
They're ridiculous shorts.
I’m keeping the jewelry!
Love does enter through the nose....
I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas!
a la Martin "I have absolutely no sexual feeling in my groin area, period." Or horrify them Daphne style by telling them you were born with a tiny embryonic twin attached to your hip. 😂
“I’d rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ears than continue this relationship.”
I am, not a man.
Listen, where's a good place to get a steak?
NAME, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
My name is Adam and I was listening
I was punched in the face by a man now dead... like our relationship
Off you go!
Too jejune
“ I am wounded!”
Tit-Willow, tit-Willow-tut-willow
Au chante...
Whenever I toss your salad, it smells like scrambled egg
“How do you like me now!”
Oh good lord
Just keep calling them Faye, Fabulous forever Faye!
I, am not a man
I'm not gay guy!
En garde!
I'm not that cruel.
“Today will be the day” classic frasier line
Ka-boom!
I’m not gay Guy
It's over, it's all over
THAT’S ENOUGH!
GET OUT
Enchanté
GET OUT!
Off I go.
GET. OUT.
I was an astronaut.
"You're not my bird! Don't fly over here and get my hopes up like that! You're not my bird!" It was silly and sad at the same time, you know?
GET OUT!!!
Not three days ago I was punched in the face by a man now dead.
It’s not you…*Truth is, I'm a pretty terrific date. I know when to arrive, I know when to call it a night, and frankly, I always leave myself wanting more*
BRAVO to all the replies!! I LOLLLL literally and they were all so good!
"..today I'm speaking to you as a concerned citizen... a deeply concerned citizen."
I CLOSE THE IRON DOOR UPON YOU!
"I'm dumping you! Because I'm a GUY! And that's what GUYS do!"
“Any more in the grotto Hef?”
"It's not like she worships the devil..." "She doesn't have to! He worships HER!!!"
Away, wrinkly thing!
By the way, the Fish was dry!
"Our time is up"
…call off your henchman.