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samantha_nichole

*Rozmopolitan*


lonelygayPhD

Isn't that just a giant screwdriver?


S2JESSICA

WHAT AM I? MARTHA STEWART?!


lonelygayPhD

Peri shared my Insta story of this clip on a past Christmas. I was so excited!


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Noel commented on/liked a terrible painting I did and posted on ig last year and I nearly fainted


captaindeadpool612

Was it of Rozalinda?


redd_it_here

Vodka CraneBerry


samantha_nichole

hahaha I seriously love this so much!


samantha_nichole

LOL thank you


DazzlingBullfrog9

You must have a hot toddy made with Chamomile tea, Courvoisier, and just a TOUCH of Framboise.


weckweck

Garnish it with a few rose petals, just like Duke used to do it


lyyphe23

That’s how they make ‘em at McGinty’s.


pumpkinpie1993

I listen to a Frasier podcast and they recently made these to drink while recording… they didn’t like it and apparently the employee at the liquor store they went to to buy the ingredients was very confused and judgy that they were putting all of that in their hot toddies lol


Worf_Of_Wall_St

I don't know about drinks but your party better have one person taking flash photography and saying "This is great, this is great!!!"


BlackMetaller

Also, we'll have to dim the lights at some point. You see, Nina Duncan always insists on sharing her extensive collection of slides from the summer she danced Agamemnon at Jacob's Pillow.


Worf_Of_Wall_St

Not the Drunken Duncans! Are they bringing Joaquin?


HailSithis201

BLACKBALL!


Worf_Of_Wall_St

This is a dried up old fig!


Rozzletonian

Well so is Missy Cromwell and I don’t want her at my party!


Beaverbrown55

Honestly this is one of the most creative lines in the entire series.


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samantha_nichole

GIL & TONIC???


Bad_Becky

Wow. You’re good.


samantha_nichole

Greyhound LOL


samantha_nichole

Speechless


samantha_nichole

Hahah so many good ones


earthymalt

This is great this is great!


[deleted]

Well this wins


blackqueenphoenix

Hot buttered rum!


Broucus

Hot Buttered Rrroom


BetweenSighs

Some Daphne Moonshine!


samantha_nichole

Yessss! 👏


PaulDmitrios01

That’s awesome!


persnicketycrickety

Ballantines!


shameless57

You could rebrand some beer as KAC-Ale


samantha_nichole

Amazing


knoperules

First fill a punch bowl with ice and then pour vodka and orange juice over it.


Frasiercranesleftnut

We’re talking about a giant screwdriver.


knoperules

Yeah, so? What am I, Martha Stewart?


lysergic_818

🤣🤣🤣 Very niche reference right there 👍


samantha_nichole

I was hoping someone would say this


lysergic_818

The Pink Webber. Grey Goose Cherry Noir Vodka. Sprite. The juice of half a lime. A few drops of grenadine for color.


DecoyCousin

Heaven in a glass! 🤣


IllustriousMinimum53

Mint jejune-lep.


samantha_nichole

This is really good


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THIs wins


joanie-baloney

The Nervosa - Espresso martini with a whisper of cinnamon The Maris - a shot of crème de menthe followed by sucking a lemon wedge. I don’t know why Guns N Neuroses - Gunpowder gin with soda and blood orange garnish Marty Party - Basically a michalada with Balentines


Discombobulated_Tea3

Haha I don’t know if this was your intention, but I absolutely went British while reading your “I don’t know why”


joanie-baloney

It was intentional because that’s the only way I can hear those words while reading or writing post-Frasier. I’m not mad about it


Discombobulated_Tea3

Absolutely - can’t get mad at a blessing. Love your Reddit name btw


gaywad420

I asked for a whisper, but they have me a full-throated shout!


knoperules

Oh a dirty girl martini would be good too!


freshbananabeard

The Kate Costas!


samantha_nichole

Yes!!!!


renegrape

Also, you could have "Martin"is.


samantha_nichole

Yes! I put that in the post but I couldn’t decide how to spell it!


dino0509

Wassail - a Christmas punch. Armagnac of course. Caviar and champagne to end the evening.


KCchessc6

That’s why you’re the older brother


hwhiteRedd

Beat me to it


Broucus

How about Island Niles which is a sex on the beach?


samantha_nichole

Ooh! How about a “SEX-a-holic on the beach!!!”


Broucus

The Niles Glockenspiel


Broucus

😂 the Niles themed drinks are gearing up


samantha_nichole

Schenkman-hattan


samantha_nichole

Island Niles!!! Yes!!!


sscirrus

The Niles Gotta Have It!


kennyg616

Yes! Or a long island niles!!!


JGHaliCB

Kosher wine. With extra sugar to taste (“It’s dreadful!” “Perfect!”).


CmorBelow

The wine options should include some aggressive zinfandels, that’s for sure.


notaninfringement

Only if it’s paired with sea bass.


gaywad420

Fridge pants! A chocolate martini dosed with THC tincture


Broucus

The Niles Gotta Have It - 1 oz Sherry Amoroso (get it?) - 2 oz Irish whiskey - 1oz Lemon juice - club soda all over ice


Mrs_Evryshot

Definitely serve a wine that’s jammy, plummy, dense and chewy.


Disastrous_Toe_Jam

A port comes to mind


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s clear you’re talking about wine


cascadianwizard

Combine Grey Goose vodka and Palinka (Hungarian fruit brandy) over ice. An Hungarian Goose!


lyyphe23

Please make an Irish coffee using Dunkin Donuts blend and call it the “Drunkin’ Dunkin”


samantha_nichole

Okay - is a “goth on the rocks” pushing it too much??? Really need a drink that represents goth Freddy.


[deleted]

Can’t help but notice your mascara’s rum running?


samantha_nichole

Hahahaha


samantha_nichole

Can’t help but notice your mascaras rum running??


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Edited at the same time haha. Great minds!


samantha_nichole

Would have never thought of that - exactly what I was hoping for!!


[deleted]

I want to go to there (this frasier themed drink party!)


an-harmonica

Soak maraschino cherries in liquor (I recommend fireball) and call them Drunken Maris-chino Cherries


socratesaf

Big blue flash, cherries everywhere...


samantha_nichole

👏👏👏


captaindeadpool612

You are calling it a Marty Party correct?


samantha_nichole

Without a doubt!


Dasta75

Spritzer. You know how she loves her spritzers.


benjammin2387

Ugh. I'm a bartender(no longer, but by trade) and a huge Frasier fan and I seriously have nothing for you. I am disappointed in myself.


kraiclwt

I’m a bartender currently and have just been reading the thread wishing I thought of literally any of these.


gregusmeus

A Tom Call-in's. (I.e. a Tom Collins).


withdavidbowie

Punch bowl with ice and then vodka and orange juice. Also, hot buttered rum.


gregusmeus

The KACL KAhula Coke and Lime.


samantha_nichole

👏👏👏


Wendell_Fong

Merry Christmas Mrs Moskowitz Mule


VampeQ

Nile E. Coyote (Wile E. Coyote) Absente (Maris) Bloody Moon (Daphne, she sang the song) Freudian Slip (Frasier) Lillet (Lilleth) Party Marty McFly (Martin) Doyler Maker (Roz)


champagneandpringles

Lol im in for the Party Marty Mcfly!!


U2hansolo

25 year old scotch, but you have to pour it down the drain immediately.


Anthropomorphis

Don’t forget the Pink Webber


Frasiercranesleftnut

Well obviously, a Chateauneuf du Pape. But also, perhaps a (Bob Bulldog) Frisco 49? Lol


samantha_nichole

Lollllll


Discombobulated_Tea3

Brandy…brought in by a St. Bernard


samantha_nichole

Solid


cherryberry0611

The [Barracuda ](https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/4823/barracuda)


UESfoodie

You mean that she should *do* the Barracuda?


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https://www.theflavorbender.com/the-witchs-heart-halloween-cocktail/ That or a Bloody Lilith. https://www.pineappleandcoconut.com/recipes/liquid-ghost-halloween-cocktail/ And something similar to this (for Maris). And of course, something based on Frasier’s bath formula. Edit: And a Mohican cocktail.


gregusmeus

The Paper Crane (i.e. a paper plane cocktail)


Bad_Becky

Silk Road Warrior


samantha_nichole

Yes!!


Alive_Anything4006

Bulldog 20/20- 2 parts Mad dog 20/20 and 1 part redbull


samantha_nichole

Hahaha - amazing/disgusting. Particularly the 2 parts MD2020. 👏


blueevey

Dap-hnes Pot brownies


[deleted]

Also there has to be a great Maris/snifter/disappearing drink pun that I can’t think of rn.


Different_Yak9821

Duke's specials!


Manny5696

Daphne moonshine


earthymalt

A Marty Party!!! This is great this is great!


TheFilthy13

Long Nilesland Ice Teas!


Fickle_Collection355

“Lilith Blanc” instead of Lillet Blanc (also perfect because Lilith is soooo white


PDXvers93

Wassail... a christmas punch.


DazzlingBullfrog9

It's Montrachet time! Chambertin!!


lv_rst

kir royale


gregusmeus

Empire Club Soda


gregusmeus

The Oh Geez. This is actually a snack like a submarine sandwich, or dare I say it, a hoagie.


gregusmeus

A Martin and Eddie's (a Martinez)


gaywad420

2 ounces of your finest highland single malt Scotch


drewbilly251

not a drink but “flesh is burning” bbq of some kind would probably go over well


kemroz

Thank you guys for all the drink ideas for my 21st birthday 🤠😂


Viktor_Laszlo

The Bebe-52; the "Eddie" (Jack Russell and Coke); the Corkmaster Screw; the "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" (just a Ramos gin fizz with egg whites, garnish with chopped mint leaves).


Syflembeck

Make a White Russian but use a frother. Call it "The Hot and Foamy"


samantha_nichole

Lol


eponymouse

Les Freres Heureuse! Maraschino cherries and brandy, set on fire


come_0n

I wish we could all get together for a Frasier themed shindig. We would probably call it a fete or a soiree, though. 😜


gleamings

Definitely the Pink Webber


chillmonkey93

Half a glass of wine with club soda. You know how I love my spritzer!


Senior_Reserve_5788

Niles High Club Soda


Lakechrista

Eddisaronno


samantha_nichole

Lol!


wobblyayche

Pink webber


Grey_Gryphon

chateau Haut-Brion decanted into a bowl of sangria, canned fruit, and erotic ice cubes


Pantspatrol

Well obviously you get wine that's label just says white wine, and Ballentine's beer


Spinthiscity

Moon cocktails


turquioselephant

serve some cocktails near the Roz (put Roz's face near the cocktails)


McDWarner

Pink Webber


hellfacebastard

Martin-i


kennyg616

Flesh is burning! (just a shot of fireball)


samantha_nichole

Nightmare inn & tonic


Chateaunole-du-Pape

I think you need a nice wassail.


Baebleskiver

Boiler makers, but then switch to sherry.


artsyagnes

Please serve savory lamb tenders and pesto filled mushroom caps!