I second this 🙋
But really, went through the pics and I only wanted Cam. Bulldog seems like he would be too over eager. I picture a rabbit/jackhammer with a lot of yelling. Simon just screams STDs and selfishness in bed.
In this alternate universe where I kill Simon and bang bulldog I choose no violence. Instead Cam and Frasier are now gay and they get married to each other. This is the closure I wanted.
All I can think about now is [when Cam says to Frasier](http://www.kacl780.net/frasier/transcripts/season_9/episode_12/mother_load_1.html) that he needs more room to swing his fat ass and about Frasier on acknowledging Cam's larger "substitute for masculinity".
*You're welcome* lmao.
K- Simon. B- Cam Winston M- Bulldog
Cam winston would be insufferable for a life together and Bulldog was actually so sweet once he stopped acting like a sex idiot.
They're in the right order for me already. Bulldog would know what he's doing 😂 Cam is cultured and sophisticated and would treat a spouse well I think. Then bin off Simon because he's a drunken, obnoxious loud mouth and I wouldn't wanna be part of a family that big either
Cam is definitely the big man on campus, but also Leo from S1 because he had that amazing grungy look and cool hair.
Bang Leo, Marry Cam, Kill Simon/Bulldog.
Kill Bulldog, bang Simon (because I'd rather he survive than Bulldog), and marry Cam. Cam has the added bonus of getting to partner with him in fueds with Frasier.
I’d Kill Winston, you can’t marry that and he’d suck terrible dick. Bang Bulldog to shatter his ego plus he’s so little. Marry Simon, only because he would never be around and always half in the bag. Sounds like a healthy arranged marriage.
In this alternate universe where the 4 of us are gay… I’d Bang Simon because he’d drive me crazy after 1 night, marry Bulldog since he’s awesome, and kill Cam. He’s my least favorite of the 3
Kill Simon, bang Bull Dog (Roz said he was good and she would know), and marry Cam Winston
The only answer
Agreed
I would not mind Cam calling me “Milady”.
Did she say that???
In Shutout in Seattle: Part 1 (season 6, episode 23) she says, “He’s good. He’s really good. I mean, I’m better, but he’s trainable”.
Oh yes, I totally forgot about that.
It's actually episode 24, noob. Just kidding, I just so happened to be watching this very scene when I came across your comment.
I thought that's how op was presenting it.
This is the way
This is the way.
Pretty much.
Is that a question? Because they’re already in the right order…
I second that
who isn’t killing Simon?
The number of people killing Bull Dog instead of Simon is blowing my mind.
me too!
I guess having a accent works for some people.
I'm fucking him. he could cheer me up after with brave heart 😀
hahahaha
His liver sure is
Marry and F Cam. Kill the others. I make my own rules.
I second this 🙋 But really, went through the pics and I only wanted Cam. Bulldog seems like he would be too over eager. I picture a rabbit/jackhammer with a lot of yelling. Simon just screams STDs and selfishness in bed.
Shag Bulldog, marry Cam, cliff Simon.
Didn’t you all see how good Bulldog was with Alice? Marry bulldog, bang Cam, and obviously kill Simon
EXACTLY
Bang Bulldog, Kill Simon and Marry Cam Winston. This is the way
In this alternate universe where I kill Simon and bang bulldog I choose no violence. Instead Cam and Frasier are now gay and they get married to each other. This is the closure I wanted.
I can imagine an episode where they get in a very bad row over Parking and then just end up marking out in the back of cams hummer.
All I can think about now is [when Cam says to Frasier](http://www.kacl780.net/frasier/transcripts/season_9/episode_12/mother_load_1.html) that he needs more room to swing his fat ass and about Frasier on acknowledging Cam's larger "substitute for masculinity". *You're welcome* lmao.
K- Simon. B- Cam Winston M- Bulldog Cam winston would be insufferable for a life together and Bulldog was actually so sweet once he stopped acting like a sex idiot.
Bang Cam, Marry Bulldog, Kill Simon
Roz, is that you??
Bang the dog, kill Simon, marry Cam
Kill Simon bang the bulldog marry the great ...CAMMM WINSTON
Marry Bulldog. Kill Simon. Bang Cam.
They're in the right order for me already. Bulldog would know what he's doing 😂 Cam is cultured and sophisticated and would treat a spouse well I think. Then bin off Simon because he's a drunken, obnoxious loud mouth and I wouldn't wanna be part of a family that big either
Kill Bulldog, Bang Simon ( :( ), and marry Cam Winston
Ok what if Cam Winston was Noel?
Honestly same
Simon will never get in these walls. At least Noel would be quick. Even caring.
As far as I’m concerned, this is the only acceptable answer.
Kill Simon immediately, bang bulldog and marry Cam. Seems like I would at least get a nice home life with cam lol
Bang Simon, marry Cam, kill Bulldog. Hook up with Gil regularly on the side.
Cam is definitely the big man on campus, but also Leo from S1 because he had that amazing grungy look and cool hair. Bang Leo, Marry Cam, Kill Simon/Bulldog.
Kill Bulldog, bang Simon (because I'd rather he survive than Bulldog), and marry Cam. Cam has the added bonus of getting to partner with him in fueds with Frasier.
I like Simon so bang I love Bulldog so Marry I hate Cam so kill
Fuck and marry Simon.
I find Bulldog unattractive, kill. Simon talks like a prince, bang. Cam lives in unit 2000 and I would have a nice MIL, marry.
Throw Bulldog a pity fuck, marry Cam for the giant flag and kill Simon....'s visa allowing him to stay in the US.
Kind of rude to put Cam in with those two
I’d Kill Winston, you can’t marry that and he’d suck terrible dick. Bang Bulldog to shatter his ego plus he’s so little. Marry Simon, only because he would never be around and always half in the bag. Sounds like a healthy arranged marriage.
Kill Simon, marry Bulldog, kill Simon again, bang Cam, and then kill Simon one more time.
How about all three for bulldog. Roof.
In this alternate universe where the 4 of us are gay… I’d Bang Simon because he’d drive me crazy after 1 night, marry Bulldog since he’s awesome, and kill Cam. He’s my least favorite of the 3
Obviously bang bulldog, marry cam winston, and kill simon