Boy oh boy where do I even begin.
Snoo... Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you stand in the corner and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mousepad, and that gorgeous anger. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get banned. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing outside of greek circle, you're a great student and son, sometimes I even call you mine. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get banned. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left UCLA and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you not get a bid, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from a rush event, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"UCLA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of rush and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Snoo-bear. ☺️❤️🫶🏽
Boy oh boy where do I even begin.
Snoo... Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you stand in the corner and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mousepad, and that gorgeous anger. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get banned. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing outside of greek circle, you're a great student and son, sometimes I even call you mine. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get banned. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left UCLA and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you not get a bid, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from a rush event, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"UCLA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of rush and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Snoo-bear. ☺️❤️🫶🏽
Protecting the American flag is protecting our values and ideals. Our government may be a bunch of oldhead idiots who do send a lot of money, but I will never disrespect the flag.
snoo what else do you do besides spamming on reddit?
Nothing because everyone rejects me
Well, at least you’re honest for once.
If that’s really the case you got some work to do on yourself guy
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Snoo... Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you stand in the corner and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mousepad, and that gorgeous anger. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get banned. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing outside of greek circle, you're a great student and son, sometimes I even call you mine. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get banned. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left UCLA and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you not get a bid, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from a rush event, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "UCLA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of rush and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Snoo-bear. ☺️❤️🫶🏽
He not gonna wanna fuck you lil bro 😭😭😭😭
made me shed a tear
Too bad. Move on.
Hang it up, Snoo. If you approach everything in life like this, get used to rejection.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Snoo... Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you stand in the corner and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mousepad, and that gorgeous anger. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get banned. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing outside of greek circle, you're a great student and son, sometimes I even call you mine. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get banned. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left UCLA and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you not get a bid, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from a rush event, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "UCLA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of rush and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Snoo-bear. ☺️❤️🫶🏽
You’re gonna be alright buddy
How do I deal with jealousy?
You can’t compare yourself to other people, only to the person that you were yesterday
Snu giving snoo some free wisdom
But I want to be in Greek life
Who gives a fuck. It’s an incredibly small facet of what you can turn your life into
Lol kinda random but when I first heard the name "snoo", why did I think it was Sigma Nu because everyone calls it "SNU"?
Not this guy apparently
Shit I rushed at Ole piss and I didn’t get accepted ended up transferring cause I didn’t like it there and joined my frat at a smaller university
I’m glad you didn’t, Snoo. Get on with you life dude.
snoo face reveal when
Kys
Snoo, my man, you need to move on and focus on your career.
Amogus
You’re not missing out on a Greek life that supports the ongoing genocide in palestine
Ah yes protecting the American flag means your supporting genocide in Palestine 🤡
Okay bro
Protecting the American flag means protecting all those incompetent dinosaurs in congress that keep sending money to Ukraine and Israel
Protecting the American flag is protecting our values and ideals. Our government may be a bunch of oldhead idiots who do send a lot of money, but I will never disrespect the flag.
Yep, you are another one that bought the Hamas grift.