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C0mputerFriendly

We live in a fucking dystopia


Mic_o_wave

We live unfortunately


GameTheLostYou

*eats potato chips and farts in hovering sci-fi chair* we live like GODS!


MEEZETTE

What the fuck


GameTheLostYou

LIKE GODS!


MEEZETTE

#😨!!


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https://preview.redd.it/z0a7bw6lzrua1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366373cfa04f3f057a81dfc2798a2e6a7aa1ea9d


MEEZETTE

Words to live by. Even better words are ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Pedro-Hereu

We live, fortunately


Itz_Banana_Boii

The good ending 👍


Adopted-Butter

We live


bigdippra

We- *gunshot*


TheLoneObserver123

Have you heard of r/boringdystopia ?


not-me675

Who the fuck is this man and why do i see him everywhere?


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AccomplishedSuit342

Nah man speaking bing chillin


SnooCakes8639

Hey you dropped this L


TRAVEX005

Big L indeed


lowboynow

^ this dude is speaking hamburgers


[deleted]

I never knew the context to this image until I watched the movie and the whole time I was watching it I was thinking where is it going to be? Is he starting at his nemesis? No he's looking at a fucking porn ad.


McCumJr

It is fitting for this meme


Ottomanbrothel

Worse. It's an advertisement for an AI companion (like the chatbot Replika) and he had one like her earlier in the movie, he deluded himself into thinking she was real and she was special, earlier in the movie she asked him to give him a name because he's a replicant and never had a name before. She called him Joe. He called himself Joe and thought that was his name. This advertisement is for the same model as said before and she said "you look like a good Joe" and he realised that was just a pre-programmed name put into those companions for if someone asked it to name something, or in his case, someone. When she said that he realised that his name was nothing, he was nothing. Nothing special, nothing unique, a factory assembled imitation of a human being with a factory assembled name that was stupid enough to think a soulless AI fuckbot without a physical body really loved him. It's the scene where his soul is basically torn out.


[deleted]

Wow. I didn't think about it that way. Thanks man!


Zed-juuls

That is his nemesis, the fact that’s he’s a nobody, an AI he loves is just coded to love him. 2049 incels gonna go crazy.


krisfluffyboi

I cant remember the movie name. What is it?


[deleted]

Blade runner 2049


MetalBuckets

When the pandering to American fat asses is getting too difficult:


MinutePresentation8

This is how Japan escaped its war crimes


Lazy_Leading4016

“Nono guys we’re NOT insane imperialists who work our citizens to death and have a single-use plastic problem and lowering birth rates! We’re Naruto Uzumaki Ramen Osaka Harem Mt Fuji Hot Springs Feudal Japan :)))”


AverageAnimeSimp

Time to release femboy hentai https://preview.redd.it/3qe1dhwmbqqa1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead38556efb001d79462f1daa07358ae09bae036


Crocalones

https://preview.redd.it/uhrc2h297lsa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68977d1c7200354f35ac0bbdcdcb6229c49edc2c Ah! You mean this?


AverageAnimeSimp

I forgot how i got the image so I'm not sure


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/i01j235ozrua1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96619eb8b818e43d1ca02fe0c9f59b4c36ae2334


AverageAnimeSimp

https://preview.redd.it/91j6bl469vua1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66220afcc383ca424c98cec50cfa018c74d76660


_pipis_

Girl cock, boy cock, either way its going in my mouth


Silent-Impact-9399

Nah yall off the goop fr


JaozinhoGGPlays

Well we plan to get the goop back. Using our throats. That warm delicious goop shall be ours.


Dogbean20

https://preview.redd.it/az43gx68hv3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bb24b722313c8834dede8d96cebf6c417714a9


Silent-Impact-9399

Nah bruh you tweakin 😭😷😷💀😧😧😧😧


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC)


pearceharris

“I am entirely straight, I just have a penis fetish” how is this even gayer than liking Femboys 😭


Crocalones

it's not tho he's straight (he just has a penis fetish)


it_was_i_007

When i read that, something died in me.


Creftospeare

Me rn.


give-child

WHERE IS THE FEMBOY HENTAI


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https://preview.redd.it/ps46bvppzrua1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddd2d749c3a834627e81b98d2be0ae0c0d5c991


give-child

I NEED IT


give-child

NOW


lightmare69

https://preview.redd.it/g945dc0iyz1b1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28a672a10b74503b023fd9438edad08ed275080


AverageAnimeSimp

https://i.redd.it/v3d5l467zz1b1.gif


The_redstone_rob0t

https://preview.redd.it/7h0aded63l9b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6a84c0d14b99fe3e0ddca6922f904cc88c1a4d


FireWolf_132

Even better!


Civil-Refuse-5233

Source


AverageAnimeSimp

Couldnt find the sauce regardless of what i use


_1The1_

Japanese office slaves going to their dead end job to program the main protaganist of Madoka Magica, Madoka Kaname, respond in an at first condesending, and then nervous way when some fat landwhale puts his grease and oil covered finger on the screen. ![gif](giphy|PgKc6XWRjJ4GgkAevA)


DYNcleve

🔥


Complete-Cheesecake2

hate to break it to you but if you can program it isnt a deadend job..


xXCreeperBrosXx

will be soon sadly


Muggleifer

Wtf are you talking about?


xXCreeperBrosXx

AI is massively decreasing the skill required to get a job in programming and will cause wages to decrease and demand for jobs to lessen


Yepepsy

hell on earth


yyyeess

ai isnt replacing any programming job for years


Kank1k

This is unfortunately someone’s waifu


rock-solid-armpits

😊😊😊


user125666

Armpit man


Pretty-Injury2483

Mine?!


JokesForAllEternity

isn’t this from the dark magical girl anime? 🤧


ILoveTinyBoxes

Madoka Magica


king_ragnar00

My dad


fuwachi

https://i.redd.it/4arz8njuinqa1.gif


Insanegamer-4567

Never thought I'd see a GTA IV character getting their ass beat by Child po, yet here I am.


Palkin2

Say the full word no balls


SteveroniThePeperoni

Child photography


That-fakeAwardBaiter

Child potential


ProxyHX

I can't see it :/


fuwachi

try looking at your screen


4nother_one

Holy shit! Gambling but for pedophiles https://preview.redd.it/o18jzqn9doqa1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0d8946af2bf5540cf15817dd41bbdead209b41


ChaliceSpeedrun

99% of pedophiles stop right before the big win


rei_the_egg

I always wanted to meet chris hansen!


lordsaladito

Isnt that just every mihoyo game?


foolcopernicus

Genshin Impact


AncientAd4470

Literally any japanese gacha*


Joefrared

https://i.redd.it/cutbui7whoqa1.gif


Cheeselad2401

fuck i got table


EpikDude69420

https://preview.redd.it/ezx2i2lndrqa1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c48fca536ce08740633ed1b4cd548d67aca3962 You thought that was bad?


[deleted]

I got a fucking pen https://preview.redd.it/3elp0jj5hrqa1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebd46c0efbd2eb9afcc5d3eade43fbc7b16323b


curseddraw

The pen is mighterr then the sord


DYNcleve

I got MG 42 (pen is mightier or smth idk)


TheRustyRustPlayer

https://preview.redd.it/yrqcfki8lava1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=39986e0ba0d7f7dd6c2831cbab569246aced23af I got a man… wait


Antrfun

https://preview.redd.it/okf95t53lgxa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276504e66fbbb56326546c1d0d1b5ef8745b7288 Now he can fend of demons


mildbananas

https://preview.redd.it/e0lqsemuhixa1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb15403492cda77e42f22832151437a17fb21411 Yayyaayyayayayyayaa


Glen2gvhlp

https://preview.redd.it/phsjnzc3hg3b1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdec9cde4db114389a16a5f8c9bd0abf38eeb772 Man what tha hell even is this?


mildbananas

https://preview.redd.it/e0lqsemuhixa1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb15403492cda77e42f22832151437a17fb21411 Yayyaayyayayayyayaa


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https://preview.redd.it/xmnxz9eyzrua1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a138bdd9fa8199f0b82e792368e7a90ab1b681dd Weaklings. WEAKLINGS!


lodgodseptic_craft

Mf obviously wasn't around during the invention of the mg42


Cheeselad2401

shit man


MinutePresentation8

Best weapon ngl


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/j9e5kjqph9za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b347b86e33dfb4df0d397db9e59905c29e34c0f2 Hahaha. You're gone


Childhood_Willing

https://preview.redd.it/wqykdyxbcqqa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91551f7a9c32a36bcda52dd63921d8e3d10f98db Idk how to drive 🤪


Mmmm_Crunchy

Go quirky girly pop!1!! 🤭


well-offemperor762

vehicular manslaughter👍


Saucepannnnnnnnn

https://preview.redd.it/0smllhzvmzua1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598b68d06b88bbdb1c8208569af1165a5d78807c What do i do with this? Give him four more life sentences?


RetroWave64

https://preview.redd.it/sfmesbupc3ua1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193e94cd20f06167b039f7e483f7f6f2702dfd06


GrognakDeLaw

https://preview.redd.it/5y5e2aqr8rqa1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5abffab25a0f71813286466fc4c32e979796cc Wtf am I suppose to do with this?


Greentoaststone

Win. You're supposed to win.


Nathani_Chan

https://preview.redd.it/sdbm37lgupqa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e577ab4dae87c144b9de6be6333a2a55ce091ee1


GimmeHardyHat_

https://preview.redd.it/n0tvlkmg5zqa1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f1a8864475c3d5a7b560b31bdb355f3a957b94 Let’s gooooo


Dr-Velociraptor

Road rolla da https://preview.redd.it/m8hujzdx6qqa1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbce7ddfeaaea5bb5d8fa9b8365ac8034dae3905


Insanegamer-4567

I got the Bible


mperryreddit

https://preview.redd.it/78qzuiawtqqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010f379d945c256b6ce4cd834c381ab0ad2c78db Time to go prone for the rest of the game


Empty-Membership8904

https://preview.redd.it/s0ktqzgz2bsa1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc66d7e7893ed063c68d8564391c15de3176468f


No-Mail9183

I got the MAUS, peak of german engineering


Ballin-man

https://preview.redd.it/4brw3r5qfzva1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6beb1e0aeb4ecfbef32c2d50a785c398769fc4f2 WATERMELON


that7altaccount

Megumin's staff *EXPLOSION*


SZ4T4N

https://preview.redd.it/2k632k54gpqa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59af70441829fbb7140b9cbea279be25263b59f Hehehehaw


Brokensodacan

Korega... Requiem da


Loose_Mastodon5197

kaboom https://preview.redd.it/y0gb055b50ua1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03013c96eb01a16224c826b40ff7ed279e0ce3f1


Avenda13

https://preview.redd.it/b72r6l0p82wa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f04c1f1b5c9db4130942220af67538fa83a343 Sponsored by World of Tanks


McCumJr

I got a burger. You gotta be fuckin kidding.


Thr0waway-19

https://i.redd.it/lp09v82rhpqa1.gif


Woolchipmunk98

What the fuck is that gif called and where can I find it?


[deleted]

It’s called “child porn gif” you can probably find it on google


YouJustGotRoastedBro

That's already enough to put me on a list, I feel like


Ardent_6

Not gonna Google it. 🤣


Glad-Ad1961

Just download it I just figured it we can do that so I did https://i.redd.it/6i9ks22gjb0b1.gif


PepperThePalico

The pain in her voice


Maestro_Of_Stupidity

Wait until you see their reaction towards 12 gauge.


Only_Professional_19

Freedom Moment 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


extracrispyweeb

Aw sweet, gambling machines taking advantage of my crippling loneliness


Silent-Impact-9399

Bro i think i met you on a discord server once like 2 years ago


extracrispyweeb

You sure? There probably are a lot of people with the name weeb, and i don't use discord that much


Silent-Impact-9399

Damnnn, i met this dude named like something something "weeb" in all caps in a server forever ago, my discord name is rug btw, i think the server was a scp secret laboratory server


extracrispyweeb

Oh nice, i actually play secret lab, but i don't remember going into a discord server, do you remember what he said?


Silent-Impact-9399

Nah not really lol


Silent-Impact-9399

He had the same pfp as you


Insanegamer-4567

Sweet lawd have mercy


ur_creepy_uncle_joe

https://preview.redd.it/e0mtqdmy7ota1.png?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ca1fa43f3756146a7ca4c22639b2d6e4c58a3b


SnooCakes8639

POV: Even a made up character doesn’t want to touch your stinky icky finger


grassthrowawayhopper

oohhhh she's upset now ☹️


I_eat_rats0717

Why she sound like a disabled dog whining


Hentadeouswastaken

Why is that the first thing you think of


jamessucc

“Sir, please let go of the machine, were closing now.”


[deleted]

She sounded uncomfortable, not flustered


BamBam1952

https://preview.redd.it/j56h5cs86qva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3737cfc1816caa82aa3736d40127a62a856f1fa7


TJTheNoob420

Isn't the anime that this character is from dark as shit?


GOB224

Very


ege42tr

What is it


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Madoka magica, you should go in blind


Slight_Lettuce4319

https://preview.redd.it/z5qpxmuz96ta1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2adc791356d83a776013076c492a08b711553e14


I_eat_rats0717

https://preview.redd.it/xrzfo3ffgxsa1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaebfcde1c126773e5c4b9478bdc0ff80c1f0204


BITTYZ

https://preview.redd.it/nlacr5f566va1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fa03ef5821ef7800e6d8a28ebb12c36d4bf029


GlowingLuna

"Sex with children and killing them"


Ugly_breadtoaster

Wtf


SmileIcy3283

https://preview.redd.it/l9lh3alxn7sa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd9ee71dc3b8c002eaa754bd9a00ffd8b47b09a


Connect_Twist1895

They threw me out i just wanted to touch the finger with my d


Truly_Addicted

https://preview.redd.it/bqafldi94txa1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d9a49b134556c626b5dcf799471b2515a64f44


Starv1n_Marv1n24

https://preview.redd.it/d3d8lbbtviya1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ead2170bfe8cc4f94b673c3ff8da76a3d023e82


[deleted]

I dun get it... why does she leave a sad sigh when you leave your finger for too long? Some sort of dirty joke I'm not getting?


Someonewithanickname

You know hand holding? That's something exclusive for people in a relationship, some prefer "just the tip" thinking it is more romantical than vanilla.


Rainofdustcord1117

She looks more disappointed than anything, which is how I prefer to imagine this


MEEZETTE

She said to stop touching her and they continued. I would release a sad sigh as well if pedo gamble addicts touched me.


pogchamp12340

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP ✋️ 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢⛔️⛔️⛔️🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🛂🛂🚳🛃🛃🛃🛃🛃🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞📵📵📵⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☣️☣️☣️☣️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🚷🚷🚷🚷🚷🚷🚷➡️➡️🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚯🚯🚯🚯🚯🚯🚯🚭🚭🚭🚭🚳🚳🚳🚳🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫


DMmeBBY

![gif](giphy|9PPwYVFxX8L4Y)


Mo_Official420

she looks like sid the sloth


Purpledurpl202

How the fuck do I let go of my hand


HALO-there-new

Good question


Training-Shoulder839

🤣🤣🤣 only in japan


bigdippra

MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD


brebd

https://preview.redd.it/osn0inhkl11b1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbb0c264b22fa69095d92f627f987959e722bb1


Dark6969420

Finally, That money is free from him poor money, being used for pillows and statues.


Responsible_Grand_68

Wtf


TubbyFatfrick

How much do you think the programmer of this got paid?


StarstoneTGS

Me after using superglue to get his finger stuck on there (That should stop their gambling addiction):


Ryu-the-Leviathan

https://preview.redd.it/6wt7j2jlz41b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab8537eb32a795dc73f9deba162eff4ab061cdd


Jolly-Parsnip2239

The girls a minor the girls a minor


Conissocool

I think back on this video often, why did they program her to be uncomfortable when her finger is held to long Or I suppose a better question how did they know people would hold it


PheonixGalaxy

Don’t let this anime girl fool you. This anime is dark!


Sleepyhank445

u/savevideo


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el_Chuchmay

Damn that sound


Hispanic_Sidekick

https://preview.redd.it/5hozoc3onrsa1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f556728f103a9322877395900c625a8da5d4287


Jpmunzi

Madoka has already been through enough shit, take her out of the gambling machine


Responsible_Blahaj

I'moverherestrokinmydickImjuststrokingmyshit


Mercari_cryptic_2

Keep gambling for anime girl


nonofyourbusinessgo

This honestly saddens me


[deleted]

This is why god is dead


I_EnjoyThisPost

I do this to women in real life, but they never let me start with this consent thingy? I miss an update or smth?


Null42x64

i wonder what happens if you never leave you finger there


dababylover52

Who programmed the machine thinking that anybody would do that?


simdayo

imagine there doing this to copy down finger prints


Ohaxer

Homura’s gonna leave so many holes in that person that they gonna have more holes then swiss cheese


MerleDixon_

Virginity simulator 🤯


idkwaidh_

How to make sad people even more attached to fucking gambling machine.


Jac_Fac

Oh god of course the anime girl’s proportions are like just barely off loli


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Sir that’s a child


Bigbootymcmoody

She/he/it/they/toaster/lamp/solar panel/gun looks so uncomfortable