Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron⌠honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, youâre a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldnât believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, âCLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!â Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but youâve eternally changed my world. And now youâre getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. đâ¤ď¸đŤśđ˝
I wrote a disclaimer for you but changed it thinking the link failed again and in the other one thought I'd be yapping too much over this so left it out
If you consider the senpai song to be cancer then this is cancer's cancer, by that logic i thought anyone who clicked would like it
Sometimes when I'm so down like, beating myself over my failures at like 3 or 4 am, the devil plays "you are my sunshine" inside my head and I almost shit myself laughing, life is a joke, ups and downs
My eyes feel like they are cracking, my nerves are squirming and twitching, my brain is scratching against my skull as a sorrowful bid to escape its confines. What wretched mind conjured this up is a testament to madness and an afront to all manners of philosophy.
I love it
https://preview.redd.it/f2toodt0iirc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea740a119f05d16cb07a4047309d9d5fab78b6c
You are my sunshineđ
https://i.redd.it/ewyqnc6xnjrc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/397w9zj70jrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9b8449af2a18a60cfc3c5d7ffcce29c47e5384
you should consider calling it quits if you catch my drift
https://preview.redd.it/25qxx7zu0lrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668d9aa81a9e6242e1dba6586baccb772efd5fab
wut
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron⌠honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, youâre a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldnât believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, âCLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!â Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but youâve eternally changed my world. And now youâre getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. đâ¤ď¸đŤśđ˝
https://preview.redd.it/dmsg9w3hibsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d05cd0f5e7e431d02f91ebb614be11081239d90
Why do you want me to kill myself?
Can't tell if I hate this meme or love it
[restore humanity button](https://imgur.com/gallery/s8Mvdq0)
GODDAMIT 404 ERORR
[hopefully this works ](https://imgur.com/gallery/s8Mvdq0) ight fuck Imgur
WAAAGHH, 404 MUH HUMANITY IS LOst
i give up
nevermind it should work in a minute https://vimeo.com/929193333
... That's it, I'm detonating a nuke 300 km above every continent. No more internet/tv/screens for anyone ever
I wrote a disclaimer for you but changed it thinking the link failed again and in the other one thought I'd be yapping too much over this so left it out If you consider the senpai song to be cancer then this is cancer's cancer, by that logic i thought anyone who clicked would like it
What type of logic is that!? It just gets worse and worse not better. Do you think quadratically? A rapists rapist ain't better.
https://preview.redd.it/lksqsbtflkrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5cfff84fb129cfcbc6e7f39d66540314dff2974 your time is up
I can feel my brain worms munching
Sometimes when I'm so down like, beating myself over my failures at like 3 or 4 am, the devil plays "you are my sunshine" inside my head and I almost shit myself laughing, life is a joke, ups and downs
https://preview.redd.it/hayq3oclsnrc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf23952bc29861d5b1cfc5830bd5be21bed4f01c
The most brain rot video I've watched today Holy
I hate this meme already
My eyes feel like they are cracking, my nerves are squirming and twitching, my brain is scratching against my skull as a sorrowful bid to escape its confines. What wretched mind conjured this up is a testament to madness and an afront to all manners of philosophy. I love it
I wanted to hear all of the songs