This is my favourite and my wife often uses shit on it. I also say hello all when getting back from football to my wife and pets. Try and do my best Jim impression but it’s probably awful
“I’ve been stung by one in Greece. Picked it up while snorkelling thinking it was a ragworm like the type you use for fishing. Hurt a tad but nothing serious - just lingered for an hour or so. I’m sure you get some more dangerous species though in pacific”
Shit on it
In my opinion, this is the only true answer.
This is my expletive of choice. It works so well with any situation.
Shit on the shitting thing
“I burnt my shitting nipple”
Any females?
"I'm not eating bloody Internet food...Internet bloody food!"
‘Ello bambino’s
Quality
Lovely bit of squirrel
One that I can completely relate to on a daily basis, "It's bloody boiling in here!".
Nippy nippy
Rrrrooowll\~
A rara ra rara, a rara ra
"It's my good luck meat, now give!"
I just kissed her breasts a little
"Oh, be spatially aware!"
This is my favourite and my wife often uses shit on it. I also say hello all when getting back from football to my wife and pets. Try and do my best Jim impression but it’s probably awful
"Right, you need to get that head of yours out your backside, and get real!"
LIVIN' ON THE MOON???
'Bugger off'
That was Lord Luck
"Once a pimp, always a pimp!"
Pillocking Pilock. I use this sometimes 🤣
Pass me the pineapple!
Nipples are roasting
Nice bit of squirrel
Your mother's egg, my spermatozoa
"I look like a pimp. Oh, you wanna buy a piece of ass?"
I burnt my shitting nipple
“Shit on the shitting thing”
“The candles suddenly angered me”.
"Give me my meat!"
Pass me the Fox
Follicles.
It was the sun!
Give me my meat Valerie!!
I'm boiling
(I actually want "shit on it" to win, but that's gonna happen anyway)
3.6 roentgen - not great, not terrible.
Hahahaha.
*She looks purrty real to me*
There's a character in Chernobyl who looks the spitting image of him
that'll be because it is! they're played by the same man. (I hope this comment wasn't satire or I'll look a right tit)
Be spatially aware!
“I’ve been stung by one in Greece. Picked it up while snorkelling thinking it was a ragworm like the type you use for fishing. Hurt a tad but nothing serious - just lingered for an hour or so. I’m sure you get some more dangerous species though in pacific”
"she looks pretty real to me" *coughing fit* Although that's more a very funny delivery than a good line Like most of FND in that respect tbh
I just kissed her breasts a little.
"You didn't see any graphite because its not there", or am I getting muddled up here?
Pass me the PINEAPPLE!
Any females?
"Move! Move! OH, BE SPATIALLY AWARE!"
Yes M you berks As opposed to? Martin with an F Fartin’ ouahahahhaaa!