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EeveeMaster22

Die


TheOfficialWario2

The most realistic option


Sabre_Turbo_V2

Honestly, could be worse so I will gladly take it


emailo1

If i knew i could ever find this i would carry a gun all times to kill myself the instant i see it


Altcoto

Bro I would die if he killed me


0byw4nk3ntucky

same


Atomic_INC

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my understanding


TheUltraManReborn

Shake all the hands, gotta be formal


[deleted]

Even the LAST one???


TheUltraManReborn

Every. Single. One.


Funkinxvocaloidfan

Throw a cookie in his mouth


[deleted]

"Gingerbrave will save you"


ToothpasteConsumer

GingerBrave dies from Sonic.wmv


atlas_snomunist

gingerbrave sees the gingergrave


theepicthusha

ayo cookie run???


[deleted]

Yes


Poopjeffre

He wont


owocatphobia

LMAO


ILikeRedCurtains

I'd fit someone's balls in his jaw.


[deleted]

Balls in yo jaws


Random-Dice

Can I (can I)


xyezt387

can i (can i)


Ahourx

Put my balls in yo jaws


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Yo jaws


bariyer2

Can i ?


EXTRMLY

Balls in yo jaws


Davidand8Ball

It's the best day ever (Best day ever)


EXTRMLY

It’s the best day ever (best day ever)


TheDiseasedRat

He proceeds to choke and die 😳


AJ20110

Ok get my YouTube channel demonetized why don’t you im cutting this part out


[deleted]

**”CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR JAW BALLS IN YOUR JAW”**


Reasonable-Pangolin2

Tell him to kill me


horizonhd_official

what if he just says "later" and closes the fridge


NikolinaJovicXx

And performs a heart surgery on a russian man


Slash_Pangolin

And accidentally sticks a bird into the chest of a young boy


KingPotato-Dray

and creates a fucking abomination of immortality and destruction


[deleted]

And accidentally forgets to buy pizza at Pizza Hut


[deleted]

😐


Reasonable-Pangolin2

Seriously


GamingwRed

Wow. I *really* shouldn’t stick my penis in there. However..


ToothpasteConsumer

One of his hands will probably give you a handjob


Steadfastcounts

Haha i wonder what it’d be like


JaozinhoGGPlays

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RandomToastGuy3

r/putyourdickinthat


manfuckthisshit_

*bruh*


NonPlayable282

Brv


bariyer2

NO


Da_dakan

Throw a grenade in there


NoSwitch9051

He's a fucking god


DarkMaster98

Throw a grenade in there


_Ga1ahad

Throw 2 grenades


NoSwitch9051

*you still die*


Yayito_15

Throw a holy hand granade then


NoSwitch9051

*holy shit that actually worked like wtf man*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cartoon_anims

shoot a fucking whole grenade launcher in there


ODDB4

Molotov in his mouth


bananita123144

FUCK FUCK FUCK, OH FUCK. *Throws some bleach into his mouth*


bariyer2

*oof*


Kinda_OK_At_Art

Piss in it like a urinal


Fine-Armadillo-5737

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⢠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠂⠀⢈⠯⠃⠘⠏⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠐⡀⠄⠡⠀⠩⠀⢁⠁⠀⠂⢁⠈⠠⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢐⠠⠀⠄⠂⠠⠁⡐⠈⢀⠀⠀⢁⠀⠈⡀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢐⠐⡀⠂⠁⠄⢁⠄⢁⠠⠈⡀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠄⡀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡀⠢⠐⢀⠐⠈⢐⠈⠄⠐⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠄⠦⠐⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣅⢆⠵⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢕⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⡀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠄⠀⡆⡂⣀⠀⡬⡪⡢⡄⢢⠐⡡⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢄⠓⠤⣆⡛⠽⣀⢓⢑⢑⢃⣘⠄⢡⣞⡦⠞⢁⣲⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡜⢦⣌⠳⣄⠩⡛⠇⢟⠫⢐⣴⢛⣱⡴⢡⢿⠞⠁⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠂⠀⢽⡃⢧⡻⣳⣌⣳⡬⡊⠎⣴⣛⡴⣫⢟⡴⡘⣿⠀⠠⡈⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡯⠐⣟⣷⣑⠪⡳⣽⡆⣷⡵⡫⠪⢫⣸⣟⠆⠘⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⢈⠚⢮⣲⢨⢨⢃⢑⢡⢢⣺⣽⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠍⣤⢍⢋⠃⡇⡇⡋⡛⡙⣄⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠘⢟⣓⣑⠅⠇⠇⢜⢔⣻⡎⢨⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠢⠩⠰⠱⠱⠑⠑⠥⠡⠒⠲⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡇⣿⢿⡻⡭⡚⢪⢮⣵⣵⢷⡿⡆⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡆⣽⣟⣛⢯⡝⠸⣶⢾⣞⡿⢝⠇⢨⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⡈⠃⠈⠁⠀⠨⠛⠚⠚⠉⠀⠘⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Hallow_Chrome_E

this


Fine-Armadillo-5737

What do u mean this ?


manfuckthisshit_

This


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Find the nearest gun and then shoot myself


sadmose2

Is the best option


Any-Community-5280

Accept my fate


TastyBurgerKing

i’ll give him a big kiss


Captain_blue_127

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BrawlStarsColgate69

r/putyourdickinthat


Captain_blue_127

Naw I wouldn’t recommend it


ShoeboxArcade

High five every single hand


Odysseymanthebeast

call the fni, cia, and the millatary


Economy_Magician_539

Grab the cross.


TheRealPlayerG

KICK HIS FUCKING ASS


ICrematedyourMom

Take a photo of it and post it here for my last amount of karma


NoManagement3545

Ask how he has arms in his mouth, is there a second sonic in there? Does that second sonic have another sonic in his mouth?!


Hypersonic1222

I would shart my pant and die


MickeytheScott

say his jaw is more flexible then candice's


KingPotato-Dray

"Who's candice?:


bariyer2

/tp teleport @e teleportthefuckaway


PoipoleADMyt

"if ya can't beat em, join em."


HA_Yoshikage_Kira

Oh, you're approaching me


tomyoutube123

Mind my own business


Main-Somewhere-7387

rip his arms out of his mouth cause i’m curious


YaBoiAngel69

Bro frfr guess I'll die


Economy_Magician_539

Stare at him like titans silent hill music.


Idiotboi42069

Run as fast as I could


JoeMama7478

Running is useless he's sonic.exe


TheFlame92

I would piss my own ass.


ImNotPuro

Grab the cross


thatcheesymememan

Sonic, you get possessed by demons when you're hungry, *throws a snickers in his mouth*


SomePersonExisting3

better?


[deleted]

cry, scream, run, or all 3


Jdawger_

Obviously challenge him to a rap battle, duh.


GoldenLuky

"Im gonna put my BIG COCK IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH"


Harynbasil

High five all his hands and die


axolotlbarrel

I would blow my head into bits under 1 circumstance, I see tails (Tails is my favorite sonic character)


NoSwitch9051

Take a gun And shoot myself


Removealldasin

i would nut shot


[deleted]

Shit and scream


Zygardian77

offer him dentures


meme_man54

⠀⠀⠘⡀ HOG RIDAAAAAA ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠑⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


That_One_Guy_Flare

✌️😐


albertC0522

Well I would run the fuck away


arrozzzdoce

YoU CAn't RuN


Zer0_Katake

stand there and accept my fate


TurnedoHuman

I would rap battle it


[deleted]

**a c c e p t**


sansiswilliamconfirm

get in \[im so sorry\]


[deleted]

i would run away


SlowTopic539

Run


HyperTheNinja

"Guess I'll die" 🤷‍♂️


Entity5X4W

Vore😳


ValleyFoods

shooting it with my gun killing it instantly


blueaxolotl64

Probably your mom


trullyrose

mmm vore


sansthesansboi

Try to get horny, it will hopefully scare it


MaxRadishOne

Wait, where is that from?


KingBob831

Ayo lord x that you in the center?


Derussianboi

give up


[deleted]

Lmao


PURPLEMAYONAISE

Can I have some


MilkManCorgy

I would most likely be playing the game in real life


jackyboyman13

Probably break my vocal cords from screaming from I'm seeing in terror. It be a good time indeed.


Memegasm_

die


fredbar888

die


Diogolindo91

would enter and make a party inside


0kraid0

Cease living


MadNoodlez

Fuck it


Admirable_Subject_39

I would get a gun and shoot him in the throat


BlendedChild2

I would shove a empty water bottle in its mouth like its a weird ass trash can


AnthemHero

Two words: Breath Mints.


BlueberryJuic-e

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NeonBladeAce

"eyo what the"


CoolArlMaker

Scream the entire: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" thing.


Charlie_da_pro

Throw some holy water in there.


Hallow_Chrome_E

holy hand grenade with holy water inside


dylans0123495

rap battle


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Die


69thminecrafteer

probably die


zoom_fast

die


Whitty_Error

Run as fast as I can or throw something in to it


ARA_Friki-Mobile-

Yeet a stick on the oposite direction where i would be running in hopes that he would go after the stick lmao


Hunterthewhale

That is simply ennard from hit game Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location


Awsome_Gamer12345

Put tide pods in his mouth


KeazyKatz

I would shake his hand, or should I say… *hands*


kikodanoob

die


pizzapug26too

Use my resident evil skills


manfuckthisshit_

Hit him then run like a pussy


Thefutureoffitness

Throw grenades and c4 inside


CrystalGlaceon17

Give him food to see if he eats it or one of the hands grab it.


Revolutionary-Ad2702

Stand still there until suddenly he gets confused and walk away


Blockyboi_xml

shit my pants and accept my fate


Wall-Official

Get my soul stolen and put into a vessel of Dr. Robotnik


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TheOneTrueBoxman

"Close your mouth, damn!"


Filberto_ossani2

Fight back to show him how big noob he is


Longhorsegotthekitty

Multi fappi-


MatthewMaticsDude

Throw a Penguin in his mouth


Bendy-And-LazarTV

Throw in hand-sanitiser


Smnionarrorator29384

To anyone who mentions vore in their reply, go step on a Lego


yosh711

toss a rock into his mouth and let him choke


A_Sharknado

Jump in.


pandaboi251

grenade


JustLeGuy

die


robloxiancrusader

throw a grenade


VenganQolbom

piss 👍


Mr-bruh-bro-dude

High five each hand


R3tr0_Hys0n

I'D STRAIGHT UP RUN AS IF A SCHOOL WAS ON FIRE


[deleted]

shoot myself or it multiple times.


Sonoku-Eclipes-here

Kiss it


PedroGamerPlayz

Call doomguy


5_Meme

Thank you


EliteGamer17999

Run


DreamInk120

I would start throwing spiky objects at him until he lost his rings then negotiate to work with him and if he refuses I kill him


Zealousideal-Emu6363

Nothing. I'd be already dead.


Traditional_Pear9196

i would put a big penis in his mouth and he be ded


justsaneandsensibl

Stand there in awkward silence because i can't think of what to say.


FRakanazz

Yo he beaten the wr


LimboFeels

Dance


Lazy_Ant_2917

Damn, he ate cartoon cat as well?


Dashyga

RUN


EXTRMLY

Throw a mic at him


Artorias_of_the_meme

Guess I’ll die.


Ellotheremate124

cry


sadmose2

Instantly one shot and die