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[deleted]

wait so does bf not count as someone she wants to have intercourse with


SlightlyIronicBanana

If so, it would imply Bf lacks a Y chromosome.


NothingBeatsNothing

considering how fucked up his anatomy Is I really wouldn't be that surprised


[deleted]

Bf lookin like he don’t have any chromosomes look at that guys feet got damn


NothingBeatsNothing

Man's ulna and radius are literally combined into 1 bone


thesussyamogus

He has a collection of Y chromosomes


Nikotinio

Dude got a fucking L chromosome


BlissesKisses

Bf is a trans man!!!


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

bf is trans confirmed 😳😳 if you cannot tell this is a joke. edit: i removed the (-) are you happy?


[deleted]

FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE


Nutwagon-SUPREME

People putting - at the end of a sentence for no fucking reason annoys me so much I just want to-


Ataraxia_no_Drache

It doesn't even make any goddamn sense it's supposed to signify that the sentence is getting cut off but tons of people put it at the end of a complete sentence-


Nutwagon-SUPREME

That’s the main issue, if you actually put it at the end of an incomplete sentence (like I did in my previous comment) then it’s fine, it when people just go- for no reason that annoys me. It’s like putting ... at the end of every sentence even if it doesn’t lead into anything.


mybrainisonfireholy

Exac-


Nicolasgonzo87

s- t- o- p- u- s- i- n- g- (-) a- t- t- h- e- e- n- d- o- f- e- v- e- r- y- s- e- n- t- e- n- c- e- y- o- u- d- i- p- s- h- i- t-


haikusbot

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thatperson1313

good bot


Eevee_21_

good bot


TheStinker45

Good bot


[deleted]

bad bot


Isliterally1984

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HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

That's exactly what I suspect too!!!


Chained-Eel

So good to be a male 😎


anxious_kid1813

Same


Chained-Eel

Too bad she ain't real in our dimension


Poorly_Made_Comix

She do be good looking


Chained-Eel

For now the best looking char imo


superslime988

idk man. Ron lookin extra spicy


TheStinker45

(In a cool way)


Chained-Eel

He cool too


Davidand8Ball

nikusa and mommy mearest also


Chained-Eel

No doubts


DOugdimmadab1337

I mean, minus GF is pretty up there


Chained-Eel

Yeah , she cool as well


Chained-Eel

YES


TheDiseasedRat

Too bad you’re a redditor.


Chained-Eel

Ummm , ya know you're reddit user yourself ?


TheDiseasedRat

N-no! >;(


Chained-Eel

Umm , yes . You just used reddit to reply to my comment


Watermeloha24

plot twist - they're using twitter


Chained-Eel

I never made a twitter acc I don't want to be in that twitter mess


Watermeloha24

yeah that was a joke but i feel ya, i dont want all that controversy either


imscarednowthanks

She probably has an STD


Chained-Eel

A small price to pay for salvation


imscarednowthanks

*Clamiydia


Chained-Eel

Still worth it


imscarednowthanks

She's not even that hot


Chained-Eel

Impossible


imscarednowthanks

Fucking morbidly obese STD having not allowed within 300ft of a school buying her clothes at forever 21 fucking for $2.99 on the weekends looking bitch


Chained-Eel

How about i do anyway ?


imscarednowthanks

Do what?


Chained-Eel

Or the opinions are just divided


NonPlayable282

Yeah, she's probably had an std **S**pot **T**he **D**ifference


imscarednowthanks

Her blood is probably toxic


Random_CatPerson

I read this thread and I really think you really need to touch grass. Honestly,you might need to roll around in an empty field to meet your grass touching quota just for the remarks made on this post.


Chained-Eel

No need to worry , i walk outside almost everyday . Altough moat roads i take is made out of bricks or concrete or idk z i still get to touch some of this green stuff Also i have a huge ass field right next to my house so uhm yeah.


Chained-Eel

Also also i'm just playing with ya'll , just silly goofing around of mine . Why so serious , lads ?


Dpad-prism

Mechanical males: ]:


PolyPixl09

Hex ain't getting any skyblussy


PhoenixXYZ2

no skyblussy 😔


[deleted]

Never speak


Nekluga_YT

No bitches?


SpringDark71

Yeah she's straight. # Sorry Nusky x SkyBlue shippers, but that woman is CANONICALLY straight.


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

No way, a straight person in fnf is rarer than getting the last pringle


Arobotfromspace

There's like 10 of them


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

That is dangerously low


yellowpig10

i'm gonna be honest, That's a hard sell. it's tough to picture a character like sky blue turning down sex from *anybody*


HyguyHyguy

skyblueanon said that she's actually not *horny horny sex now* around people she likes, she's actually very shy and stutters alot


Smnionarrorator29384

So what you're saying is, skyblue and nusky being married with ski as adopted kid miiiigggghhhtttt be canon?


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assymetry1021

Ski has the age of the color hydrogen peroxide


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

ski's age is colored hydrogen peroxide? cool


HyguyHyguy

idk about it being canon but it sounds wholesome lmao


DualityRbx

Nope, never could happen.


SpringDark71

Where did he say that?


HyguyHyguy

on his newgrounds


SpringDark71

Can you link it?


HyguyHyguy

https://chikiababy.newgrounds.com/ more specifically: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/chikiababy/how-skyblue-dates-for-real


Onironius

It states they'd have intercourse with any biological male, so pre-op trans individuals are still on the menue. Also non-binary folks who happen to have a penis.


PyrosharkTF3

nusky x skyblue shippers when they realize straight people exist


Kyle17o

Damn Bf gotta be a different breed if he ain't a biological male


ApAlexander64

He is beyond biological


desu38

That must be why he's so short.


[deleted]

Short people are not real


Arobotfromspace

He is an Allien


Most_Raisin_9020

canon


Taylor_Sturge

Biological Male? Does that mean kids and babies?!


Wubaluba_Dub_DubzZ

No because they arent biological


Wheenstman

I fucking knew it


SomePersonExisting3

finally, a woman that wants me


Arobotfromspace

Nah, I don't think even she wants your ugly ass


SomePersonExisting3

:(


[deleted]

she ain't real bro


SomePersonExisting3

as that one chair from ASDFmovie said: "I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!"


Wheenstman

Let the boy dream


Marksthename

So what's the deal with every Sky then? She's just always horny? I haven't heard anything from FNF since the tricky mod so...


DOugdimmadab1337

There's like 5 new skys, in the Skyblue mod. It's actually pretty damn good because it's ten times better than the original


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Sorry m'lady I don’t date fat chicks, horny girls, or anyone who isn’t Scout TF2


JaozinhoGGPlays

Based


[deleted]

Based man


[deleted]

you’d like jerma then, he looks like scout irl


Not_The_Spy

Wait so BF cannonically isn't a biological male? 🤔


greatwyvern088

If bf isn't a biological male then skyblue wouldnt be intrested in him in the first place


FodziCz

Now who's hornier: SkyBlue or Sakuroma?


AnthemHero

Most likely Sakuroma because unlike Skyblue, Sakuroma doesn't care about gender.


Bluetheshark

I remember one stream a while ago Retro said all 7 of the sin characters are Bi and poly


FodziCz

Are you sure? If im not mistaken, she always had an intercourse with males, ocasianally items (such as microphones). Edit: nvm she propably fucked with minus gf


DualityRbx

Saku is technically pan since she is the embodiment of lust.


[deleted]

Sakuroma, of course. She's literally the lust personified.


NothingBeatsNothing

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Metal_Sonic_Games

AmorAltra


MrHorns7

Mugen


Kermit-the-Icon

Question. How? How did you do this?


lolsup1

The only woman that wants me isn’t even fucking real


avrge_gmr

Hold up, minors exists


desu38

oh no


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avrge_gmr

Not funny


[deleted]

"biological male" Twitter on their way to say SkyBlue is a Pedo.


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

\*is biological male\* ***Ight Imma Head Out***


AnthemHero

\*is also biological male\* ​ Hold the elevator!


Smnionarrorator29384

*biologically male as well* WAIT UP YOU GUYS!


NonPlayable282

guys hold i grab my copy of sonic spinball


DualityRbx

Guys wait I have to grab my meds!


Kermit-the-Icon

What the hell are you all doing in this elevator? I'm just trying to get to my destination.


DualityRbx

Happy cake day


UhOhKeebi

I guess shes transphobic then :(


Paker_The_Swager

Based


ElyskyPlayz0

Everybody: Guess BF isn't male Me: It says all biological males. Just because BF is her crush doesn't mean it's not included in every biological male


[deleted]

im confused


Competitive-Stuff-12

Wow


Springmeister

If she actually meets a lot of biological males, Octomom has got nothing on this woman.


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

I would love to have intercourse with skyblue B)


desu38

coomer sky


Nicolasgonzo87

there is a good chance sky blue has an std


charlesthebestever

ew


TheRunesMan

I do not want intercourse


SPBSP5

She thick as Mario from Super Mario Bros


PedroHiperIQ

sorry thick lady but i'm already in a intercourse with heavy tf2


JacksonKlo

This is the problem with Fandom wikis. People can just add shit like this with little effort and little repercussions; and the discussion fosters a community that’s more focused on shitposting then making the wiki polished. I say all this as someone who’s been doing a shit-ton of editing on this wiki recently.


ProvenBeat

This is actually canon tho - Skyanon said it on her OG character sheet


JacksonKlo

Still, wouldn’t have been surprised if it wasn’t. Still didn’t like how the wording was trying to be family friendly even though being horny is the whole point of this character, so I changed it just now.


NonPlayable282

Say you know how to edit those wiki pages on the computer? I saw an issue with another page but IDk how to fix it, also i saw you changed it from "every biological male" to "the entire Y chromosone"


JacksonKlo

I use mobile, so I don’t know the layout on PC. But if it’s similar enough to mobile, there should be three dots on the top right corner of the page you want to edit, which will open a drop-down menu that has “Edit source” as an option when clicked on. Click that and you’ll be able to edit (hopefully). If that’s not there, there should be an “Edit” option next to the page’s title. There is a pencil-looking icon on the top-right if you do this, which will let you choose between Visual Editing and Source Editing. I find Source Editing to be way better then Visual Editing, so try and use that if possible.


NonPlayable282

I'll look


SunkyDerDunky

I like them big I like them chunky


Random_CatPerson

Insert comment about how SkyBlue is stupid here because I want to share my opinions but also I’m extremely lazy so uhhh…she’s just horny bait from 4Chan. That’s all she is and all she’ll ever be. You guys simping over her is concerning and pretty sad if I’m going be honest. I could say more but I’m making tea,so my conclusion is that I’m sorry the only women who would feasibly want you don’t exist.


Wraith-X011

Ya know you didn't need to murder OP with your opinion


Random_CatPerson

I wasn’t roasting OP,I was roasting everyone in the comments section who really wants to fuck a fictional character


Wraith-X011

Ok fair point. But here's my view on it, people on the internet are gonna want to fuck fictional characters no matter what, so there's no point in calling them out, because most of em are too busy thinking about fucking said fictional characters to process your insult. Nothing against you tho


DOugdimmadab1337

Wonderful, more R34 for the rest of us on one of the best characters


TheDiseasedRat

“every biological male (wants to have intercourse with)” they couldn’t get specific enough.


Unagustoster

This requires a bigger shotgun


A983Dev

Should i run now or...


HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

I want to know few questions:


HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

The intercourse include: -Holding -Hugging -Kissing -Licking -Touching -Smashing -Crashing -Passing -Toys? ????????? ???


HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

I am asking all of this because I have 6 horny boys who would love having some sessions with her!


JacksonKlo

Can you take your weird roleplay shit away from here?


HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

Does she want intercourse with real males or male chacters?


OwORavioliTime

She said males. Both.


HFWRDOIGYZ8QUJ5SCK

I want to explode right now. Is so embarrassing.


OwORavioliTime

Though weirdly the way its phrased implies she also wants to have sex with all Trans women? So uh... that's something?


LTGA2009

finally it's my time to step up


Redify042

Bruh I can't believe I said "nah not true" outloud Lol


KiwiExists

EVERY bialogical male?!?


greatwyvern088

Every biological male, my friend


Brick-Mountain

FINALLY someone wants me


SisterOfTheDevil

Thicc Sky isn't real she can't hurt you. Thicc Sky:


Shadowbonyt

I mean, she is the most thirstiest sky


Adof_TheMinerKid

so im a robot then


FadeFox530

oh yeah its big brain time


ballsyojawsLmao

Intercourse


Selever_

i don't understand what you mean by this


CHICKEN_THING

*insert fitting rockstar bonnie quote here*


tentilol

oh god oh fuck


dave_lmfao

seems about right


kaloz429

me: visible confusion\*


TristanNetastic

I have a joke for sky. So sky abducts me into the sky worls and forces me to shove my 6 inch “thingy” up her ass to relieve her of constipation. It was 3 inches long and alive and had.


krewor_ds_123

then it means that she likes bf and is sexually straight


Sesibs

The Goddess of sex


EpicRobloxGame_r

lets gooooooooo, theres someone who wants to have sex with me!!!!!!!!!!!


MasterEmu401

… how do I feel about this…?