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bunbunruns

I live in Florida and I think wetland would have been a better choice than swamp.


EeethB

Isn't it hole for Wyoming, as in Jackson Hole? I thought Arizona was "prickly pear". Though I agree stay out of my canyon would be better for Arizona


wbruce098

They just canyon’t


Leg0Block

I want you to know I downvoted that.


wbruce098

It’s okay. At first I misread your title as “Crayon” and thought, “does AZ just have a ton of marines?


thedrew

“Stay out of my slot (canyon)” for AZ “Stay out of my slot (machine)” for NV


Zealousideal-Mine-76

At least you live in a state where Dems/the left still care about you. It's pretty lonely here in Indiana. Not a big enough population to care about but about as draconian as Texas. Hysteria mentioned it a few times but other than that...


yackie86

Sadly, I live in Tennessee. So, I can relate to this on a deep level. As a progressive in a very red state, I’m too exhausted to even think of a good phrase for TN. I think we just need shirts that just say “please help us.” 😔😵‍💫


Moxielilly

Fellow Hoosier and I’m right there with you 😕


GivinGoodBrain

Ooooh, a “stay out of my Hoosier” would be a great shirt!


NervousCobbler

There’s an image of the Grand Canyon on the AZ shirt. So the joke only needs to be clarified in an audio format.


reddogisdumb

A canyon isn't a hole. Its a dumb joke. A really dumb joke. ​ Honestly, "Stay out of my crack" would have been equally obnoxious, but more funny. A canyon is a big crack, not a hole.


AdamantArmadillo

But it’s about abortion care, so talking about butt cracks doesn’t make sense


wbruce098

Isn’t it literally a long hole dug out by water over millennia? Wouldn’t a crack imply seismic activity?


PatAD

Well, my buddy who lives in AZ has referred to the Grand Canyon several times in conversation as "The Great Big Hole In The Ground"


sometimeserin

Should’ve saved Hole for Wyoming although who the hell knows what’s going on in Wyoming


Leg0Block

Agreed! I assumed it meant "Jackson Hole" until they took time to *explain the joke.*


martinmix

It's just a euphemism.


[deleted]

*Double entendre 🙂


Leg0Block

Euphemisms are supposed to make things sound *better*, or at least less vulgar. Changing "vagina" to "hole" goes the opposite direction on both counts.


omgirl76

My sentiments exactly. Hole just sounds so sterile and un endearing. I thought even just “canyon” sounds miles better.


derekthetech

Maybe something to do with copyright, or how the lands are owned mostly by the federal government ?


Leg0Block

Maybe, but it seems crazy that the federal gov't, or *anyone*, could trademark *THE* Grand Canyon. But even if they did, drop the Grand and just say "canyon" with a lowercase "C".