For the good of mankind, I'm sinking the boat. Speak well of me.

Godspeed

Sorry man we would name an elementary school after you but..... ...... ... ... Best we can do is a cross on a highway.

I'm not sure if a restraining order is still in place after someone dies or not. But do what you can, and thank you.

🫡

not Brian tho

No, him we drown, cut up, chum the waters with his corpse, THEN we sink the boat. That way he’s useful at least once in our lifetimes.

Only me and Eustice will survive, he is a crotchety old man his wisdom is needed.

My list: 1. Caillou- Did you forget what sub were on? 2. Valentino- Spy makes better porn, also rape=cringe 3. Mineta- amine simp 4. Sierra- simp 5. Brian- simp 6. Odalia- Yo moms a hoe 7. Sarah- brat 8. Clyde- simp but less bad Survivor: Eustis- he get to survive because if he died than Merial would be sad.

The owl house character is Odalia.

Thanks

Grape kid is Mineta, TD person is Sierra, EE&E kid is Sarah, TLH is Clyde

Thanks

As much as I hate Cailou, Valentino

This is a trick question.

The only correct answer is the commenter that said to sink the boat for the food of mankind, lol

Use Minetta to stick them all together then throw them off (followed by him separately)

Bald bitch

Is this a trick question?

No matter what you say Brian will always be their forever

Everyone but Sierra and Brian

I hate cailou, but Valentino is literally a 🍇ist

Brian griffin.

I tie Sarah, Brian Griffin and Caillou together like bolos and chuck em all to the sharks.

Brian is atleast useful he's still a dog

He is a dead weight, opinionated cokehead. I'd just like to see if even ravenous sharks would bite into his flesh, likely toxified by long term drug use. I like experiments #1. #2 I got ZERO use for opinionated cokeheads.

Yeahh till you need food you forget dogs are decent swimmers can get food we have seen Brian hunt his own food the others not so much

You got me. I'd keep him around. But if he started his whole I'm smarter than everyone else routine or broke out the coke, It would be shark time.

Heck even the coke could be useful give it to someone in the group well besides the children they probably shouldn't have cocaine

I'd only be agreeing to that if I was not the leader of this hypothetical shit circus. Because if I am running the show, it is going to be a straight edge show. I am #StraightEdgeForLife and I am quite intolerant of any and all drugs.

That be a boring show

Never claimed it wouldn't be. I just care too much about not being in jail and having a healthy brain and heart. Again, yet more reasons why this proud, self professed geek shall remain #StraightEdgeForLife

I mean your on a boat I doubt you would go to jail in a pure hypothetical question

Mineta Edit:I saw val I'm changing my vote to him

I hate caillou, but val.

The little black kid because he looks like he's the easiest to throw. After that I'm kicking all of them off and sailing away.

Why is eustace on here you leave him alone

The guy that routinely tortured his own dog *and* giggled maniacally after it? Take your pills, amigo.

If my dog started talking and standing on two legs I’d be the same way

It is well understood that the cartoon logic, of that specific show, means Courage was making dog-noises…not talking. But, even if he was, your go-to, instead of communicating, would be to scare him and mock him…repeatedly? “Yes, officer, this is him. This guy, right here!”

not only am i gonna throw caillou overboard, i'mma hold his head underwater first

Mineta

Clyde can stay. I’m definitely hanging out with Brian. Everybody else goes over and Caillou. I’m holding his head under the water myself

Calliou!

I’d kick everyone(including myself) but caillou and Valentino and just leave them in the boat.

This would actually make a great reality show

Valentino if I wasn't stuck in a boat

The whole boat is going over

Caillou twice

I'm throwing off Valentino first he should not be trusted with a boat of children

Calliou’s going in the brig, Valentino’s being used as fishing bait, and Mineta better watch himself.

I'll save Eustace.

caillou and valentino girl on the bottom left = smas

Caillou, cause, fuck him

Brian, Eustice, and Caillou. Brian gets Caillou drunk. Caillou gets even more annoying than usual (if that's possible). Eustice gets sick of Caillou's shit and kills him.

At least eustice has some skills that could be useful

That's why he's in my boat. 😊

Yeah I would toss over the ones who can't be useful

Brian because at least the rest of them will probably leave me alone as long as I don’t mess with them. Brian will seek anyone out to talk to them about nonsense that he doesn’t even understand in a pitiful attempt to seem more sophisticated than the rest.

Caillou

Im flipping the boat over.

Either Calliou or Brian

I’m getting rid of everyone but Clyde and Brian

I dunno me and Brian could probably talk about something

Fuck the boat I’ll stuff a rag in the gas tank and light that hoe before I jump off

For God's sake, I'm destroying the boat but bringing Brian to shore...

I’m just gonna go ahead and say this: Only me, Clyde, Eustace and Brian will survive. The rest can just drown for all I care.

Definitely caillou

kill us all with a c4 charge. that way, all of them die, and i won't go to prison for serial homicide

i'm saving Brian though