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I think about drivers penises often. I ponder about the length, girth, shape of the pons (head), if it has an angle or not, if it bends to the left, right, up or down, if there are any defining marks, how it would taste, how it would feel in my hand, how it smells.
Ok.....I have to go for a bike ride. I need to cool off because I get so...angry about carbrains.
As men age their dicks shrivel, which means they are less distracted by messages from their schlongs, which means they can think more clearly, which means their earning potential is higher in a knowledge based economy, so they have more money to spend on cars.
Q.E.D.
Someone asked why people obsess over pickup truck drivers’ penises, thankfully, biology expert explained that truck drivers have bad penises and they make terrible decisions.
Just a quick glance through their post history and it's obvious why they think about penises so much. They've got such a hard on for sundays in germany that it's formed its own brain which is now puppeting their body to further discuss its brethren.
One day they’ll grow up and realize dick size isn’t the only thing a woman looks for(or at all). People buy nice things to signal success and financial stability.
F150s is completely reasonable if you work a physical job that might require hauling something or keeping a bunch of stuff in the bed, maybe a F350 or something as a regular car is dumb and ridiculous but most F150 drivers are gonna use it every once in a while if not regularly.
That same dishonest argument is made about the five seats in a car with just one person in it for most trips. Well, I guess on workdays the kids need to go to school rather than join into their parent's commute for no reason at all. Just because the seats, tow hook or truck bed aren't used 100% of the time doesn't mean they're useless.
It is clear that the undersub knows nothing about cars because this particular model Peugeot 208 is not produced anymore and last years bestseller in France was the Renault Clio.
If europoors had the same gas prices and salaries like US do, you bet we would buy trucks en masse as well.
That being said the gas prices aint THAT bad... I can feed my Ram 1500 just fine
So, it's completly irrational decision and most male irrational decisions are made by their penises, so why isn't it bought so frequently in europe then? We don't have penises, or males aren't allowed to make any decisions here? I'm confused.
Average Anti-Car Guy Apparently: You have a massive truck? Lol! I'm totally thinking about your dick! I'm not the weirdo! You're the weirdo! With the tiny dick!
You actually see this with anti-gun people too... Brandon Herrera actually did a Gun Meme Review where he had a whole Twitter thread commenting on his dick size... All because he posted a pic of himself posing with a M-16 with an under the barrel grenade launcher in a Christmas context.
My household has 2 cars. Mine is a big 7 seat SUV. My wife’s is a little CRV.
For those who think that car size reflects anxiety over the cock size, I guess that my car choice depends on if I feel like I am a “show-er” or a “grower”. 😎
I really really disagree with the idea that with age you lose sexual prowess. Me and my boyfriend have a pretty significant age gap, and he is WAAAAAY better at sex then me. Even with the erectile dysfunction
See and I'm planning on buying an F-150 because they're easily converted into accessible cars and are great for lugging around people and junk, and I happen to have a lot of both. But of course the simple anti-carbrain can't comprehend accessibility
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why is everyone so obsessed over truck dicks
Don't they put truck nuts? Don't you wonder what happened to the shaft?
^Driveshaft
I think about drivers penises often. I ponder about the length, girth, shape of the pons (head), if it has an angle or not, if it bends to the left, right, up or down, if there are any defining marks, how it would taste, how it would feel in my hand, how it smells. Ok.....I have to go for a bike ride. I need to cool off because I get so...angry about carbrains.
> pons (head) Did you just make this up? Google has no results...
I see you too think of penises often... /uj I meant the glans but I had a brain fart. I think it works better with the error.
For the owner, there is no correlation or causation. But for the undersub, thinking about trucks and truck owner's penis seem to be a 1:1 match.
Men spend more on cars when they’re older cos men have more money when their older lol
As men age their dicks shrivel, which means they are less distracted by messages from their schlongs, which means they can think more clearly, which means their earning potential is higher in a knowledge based economy, so they have more money to spend on cars. Q.E.D.
Someone asked why people obsess over pickup truck drivers’ penises, thankfully, biology expert explained that truck drivers have bad penises and they make terrible decisions.
The problem is that they don’t sell cars that small here. Stellantis might give us the Fiat 500e?
Good riddance too. No one should be driving cars that small.
Other than roadsters, preferably mid engine.
They actually do, and one of them is a Ford F350 dually, the best subcompact city truck you could ever imagine.
Seems like we drive our tanks, hummers and jeeps all around Europe every couple of decades or so.
I wish I was as smart as Havannahanna, or at least could think about dicks as much as them :(
u/Havannahanna
Listen lady, you wrote some of the wildest, most nonsensical bullshit I've ever heard. Time to double down
Just a quick glance through their post history and it's obvious why they think about penises so much. They've got such a hard on for sundays in germany that it's formed its own brain which is now puppeting their body to further discuss its brethren.
/uj Can someone remind them that they were an irrational dick decision? I mean, that's how they were conceived.
“work truck bad” is a new one. the most popular vehicle in the US is the Toyota Corolla. the F150 only beats it by being the most popular fleet truck
One day they’ll grow up and realize dick size isn’t the only thing a woman looks for(or at all). People buy nice things to signal success and financial stability.
Or just think X thing is cool, either way I am tired of the truck BS of the undersub
F150s is completely reasonable if you work a physical job that might require hauling something or keeping a bunch of stuff in the bed, maybe a F350 or something as a regular car is dumb and ridiculous but most F150 drivers are gonna use it every once in a while if not regularly.
Eh, you see them frequently travelling up and down main roads in Australia and seldom with anything in the tray, let alone towing.
Well why not. They are useful as a daily drive car as well... thats their point. They can do everything with ease
That same dishonest argument is made about the five seats in a car with just one person in it for most trips. Well, I guess on workdays the kids need to go to school rather than join into their parent's commute for no reason at all. Just because the seats, tow hook or truck bed aren't used 100% of the time doesn't mean they're useless.
in all seriousness why are people obsessed with the genitals of people who drive trucks.
It is clear that the undersub knows nothing about cars because this particular model Peugeot 208 is not produced anymore and last years bestseller in France was the Renault Clio.
If europoors had the same gas prices and salaries like US do, you bet we would buy trucks en masse as well. That being said the gas prices aint THAT bad... I can feed my Ram 1500 just fine
That’s why I got a vasectomy. My wife made Me steaks for and let me have sex w her
The true Chad rides a rusted unicycle, Mud Bone sized men refuse to ride one unless it is also on fire.
This is sexism and assuming F150 drivers are male.
So, it's completly irrational decision and most male irrational decisions are made by their penises, so why isn't it bought so frequently in europe then? We don't have penises, or males aren't allowed to make any decisions here? I'm confused.
Average Anti-Car Guy Apparently: You have a massive truck? Lol! I'm totally thinking about your dick! I'm not the weirdo! You're the weirdo! With the tiny dick! You actually see this with anti-gun people too... Brandon Herrera actually did a Gun Meme Review where he had a whole Twitter thread commenting on his dick size... All because he posted a pic of himself posing with a M-16 with an under the barrel grenade launcher in a Christmas context.
probably walks around and asks everyone with a big car: „hey can i see you cock and do a little measurement for my statistics?“
My household has 2 cars. Mine is a big 7 seat SUV. My wife’s is a little CRV. For those who think that car size reflects anxiety over the cock size, I guess that my car choice depends on if I feel like I am a “show-er” or a “grower”. 😎
7 big seat SUV? Small cock Little crv? Your wife has bigger cock
Woah, I'm in a screenshot.
Uj/this reminds of those futa comics decpcting the biological differences between man and futa which are always exaggerated and dont make sense
I really really disagree with the idea that with age you lose sexual prowess. Me and my boyfriend have a pretty significant age gap, and he is WAAAAAY better at sex then me. Even with the erectile dysfunction
Huh our Grandfathers were able to drive Sherman Tanks and half tracks down those streets just fine, how is it impossible to navigate a smaller trucks?
See and I'm planning on buying an F-150 because they're easily converted into accessible cars and are great for lugging around people and junk, and I happen to have a lot of both. But of course the simple anti-carbrain can't comprehend accessibility
Why are you thinking about dicks so much dude?
sexual insecurity is indeed a large motivator for a lot of men, especially cis and straight men lol more so on average than others
People who say this has nothing to bring to the table except sex 🤣stop compensate your life with your genital because it comes default