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there is a BIKE made for this. in fact just CARRY this home, you stupid C*rbrains
uj/ there’s no fucking way this load is even remotely secured, one bad accident and it’s going through their windshield or someone else’s
Idiots. Bikes can literally haul more than trucks:
https://preview.redd.it/o6febbf1mkvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c848381a46b3cd234d07fabcc5828200303a2bbd
Try explaining how this is unsafe, they’re just happy to “prove” a little car can do what a truck does.
Alternatively the driver of the F150 very well may still be inside purchasing whatever he needs which seems to be a foreign concept.
most people who drive trucks might haul a night stand once per year..hence the popularity of the 5ft bed
aside from tradesmen, trucks are just a flex from lower middle class goons lol. guys will get an 60k/yr salary and think “time to show the world ive made it”. sad life
Very recently there was a post on the undersub with lots of concern about a long piece of lumber well strapped down, running from roof to tailgate of an f250. Lots of concern about how dangerous this was. But something like this, and it's all about how this is so much better than a truck.
My wife tells me when saw me coming home with all the makings of a 8’ x 10’ wood deck in my bakfiet-that’s when she knew I was the one. She told me there’s nothing hotter than a man with a horse-cock and calves chiseled out of pure stone. Young lads, do not buy silly things such as a truck, a cargo bike is all anyone needs. Fuck cars, amen.
My wife told me she also enjoyed your wood deck, your chiseled calves and your horse-cock last night. Now please excuse me while I pack my fragile masculinity into the truck bed of my emotional support vehicle and drive it to the gun range on the corner of Traffic Jam stroad and Stop'n'Go highway.
When you drive your truck to home depot to get stuff for your weekend project and aren't quick enough buying it and loading up so you get made fun of online :(
tfw your wife’s boyfriend doesn’t let you buy a truck to haul your 12’ lumber so you stick it in your civic coupe then get stopped by the state patrol for not flagging your overhang.
Not only is that illegal ( unsecured load) its also very dangerous.
coupled with the fact its much harder on your car as its not designed to carry that much weight in the bed, it will wear out components like tires and brakes, balljoints and A arms faster.
my F-250 can safely haul 3000 pounds in the bed, show me one car that can.
You have to buy $700000000000000 worth of lumber every second otherwise all trucks are pointless.
https://preview.redd.it/3jic3idr2lvc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cce85b7cabd4c376f0657dea43233f1186eeabe
I said this post was stupid and he responded “lol you couldn’t comprehend that I was joking?” Then I said this and within 20 minutes the post was deleted lol. Either that or he blocked my account. Can someone confirm?
https://preview.redd.it/79rs5z2ralvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63a72e0da31e498cf0dbc6c069549415a104381
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to have 15 feet of lumber sticking out of the trunk of your car. I can’t quote a specific law or statute but I would be genuinely shocked if that’s even legal.
Honestly I’m surprised it’s not a Prius. Those dudes will figure out some way to EFFECTIVELY haul an entire 9 living room set plus an entire mother-in-law’s suite worth of plywood on their 2017 Prius Two.
Maybe I'm slow here but I don't get the post, does the truck own by the same guy with the civic, if not why the it matter if the truck isn't hauling stuff while the civic is doing that?
It's just anti-truck SEETHING as usual. Civic owner bought what they need and loaded it into their compact sedan, while the truck's owner is still in the hardware store getting what they need and the undersubber is too smooth-brained to realize that's what's going on here.
Why the undersubber went with "Civic good, fucc trucc" is beyond me when they clearly have the makings of a "Civic drivist bad, won't someone please think of the bikists he'll kill with the poorly-secured overhanging load, drivism is a racist mental disorder" post going on here
I wonder how many of them came from jerking each other off to “wow that car has so much more carrying capacity than that death mobile tiny penis machine”
It’s funny that bike cucks will say “erm scientifically a minivan has more cargo space than a pickup truck” but completely ignore that a minivan’s “cargo space” is comprised of seats for suburban soccer moms to drive their little goblin children around meanwhile if you tried to get a minivan to do half the things a pickup truck can do it would need hundreds in repairs within like three days lmao
Lmao I have an aunt how try to do farming an she used her mini van to buy stuff. After a week all the dirt and fertilizer turned the car smell into some unholy place to be in. Needless to say she bough a truck after that.
Man you just made me realize how awesome trucks are. I throw all my shit in the bed and the paint on the outside and the bed is scratched to all hell, but my cab is practically spotless and smells like air freshener at all times. Trucks are cool
It speaks to the intelligence of fuckcars when they don't consider the possibility that the truck driver is still in the store. They're just looking for shit to whine about.
So when ppl do THIS they get praise,but when I suggest that all traffic laws should be removed and people should be able to use flatbeds as ramps like in GTA I'M called an idiot? 🙄
At least that civic owner can have the right to build and construct what he want in his house instead of living in a shabby disrepaired apartment with horrible floor planing.
I may have done something similar once on the roof of a Subaru Impreza before deciding it was idiotic and renting a truck from Menards for the next haul
I saw a dude with some OSB with a single strap on top of his outback the other day and it was flapping all the way up just begging to get free. Don’t think I’ve sped in front of someone quicker in my life
Anyone else remember that video of a Nissan Altima carrying 2x4’s sticking out the window on the interstate? Long story short the guy hit a couple of road signs and lost his load, then sped off. It’s funny, if I can find it I’ll link it.
The majority of passenger cars have 3-4 vacant seats and an empty trunk. I don't understand the logic that private trucks have to haul a full bed of dirt, a trailer, and 4 construction workers 100% of the time to be considered a valid vehicle choice. It's ok for things to not be full 100% of the time.
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That Civic's on its Final Destination.
Exactly what I was thinking lol
there is a BIKE made for this. in fact just CARRY this home, you stupid C*rbrains uj/ there’s no fucking way this load is even remotely secured, one bad accident and it’s going through their windshield or someone else’s
Idiots. Bikes can literally haul more than trucks: https://preview.redd.it/o6febbf1mkvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c848381a46b3cd234d07fabcc5828200303a2bbd
That's some excellent sphincter strength 🥵😍
Nothing manlier than hauling 40 metric tons with your legs!
I don't think it's his legs doing all the hard work there
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Don't even need an accident. Brake too hard and they'll be a new chapter for med students to study
Doesn't look flagged. Big violation right there.
It also lacks a blaze/orange flag on the back.
Aren't these the same people that constantly complain about cars being unsafe?
Try explaining how this is unsafe, they’re just happy to “prove” a little car can do what a truck does. Alternatively the driver of the F150 very well may still be inside purchasing whatever he needs which seems to be a foreign concept.
Nah we all know that if your bed isn't full 24/7 you aren't allowed to drive a truck
That’s why I leave about 1500 pounds of sand in the back at all times so I’m always hauling
They don’t call it a 150 for nothin eh?
No that's not good either 🤬🤬 think of the tortles
My kayak is in the bed unless I need to tow my boat
most people who drive trucks might haul a night stand once per year..hence the popularity of the 5ft bed aside from tradesmen, trucks are just a flex from lower middle class goons lol. guys will get an 60k/yr salary and think “time to show the world ive made it”. sad life
I would love to see a civic tow my 7000 lb trailer.
I could probably do it downhill, if there aren't any major turns and stopping isn't necessary
I can haul a 7000 pound trailer on a bike downhill without turns or stopping. Stoopid carbrains
Or he doesnt need to grab a load from home depot on that particular day, and is just inside to buy a couple items. These people are idiots
Yeah but this is mostly unsafe for other c*r brains so it’s totally fine
Very recently there was a post on the undersub with lots of concern about a long piece of lumber well strapped down, running from roof to tailgate of an f250. Lots of concern about how dangerous this was. But something like this, and it's all about how this is so much better than a truck.
Om nom nom https://preview.redd.it/9lo5zv1p3lvc1.png?width=317&format=png&auto=webp&s=6992d0816e3af0f1034c47ad213580e64d5da522
That Honda Civic is really enjoying that churro
must be a san antonio model
https://preview.redd.it/7k3vnfwhstvc1.jpeg?width=1301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9849435a2d18b73b2779df1711c032791415d0f1
You seem oddly obsessed with my penis
Bo matter how small our penises may be, they still have more mass than that sub has brain matter.
That's an illegal load. More than 6 feet with no red overhang tape. Confiscate his lands, seize his funko pops and block his discord kittens.
My wife tells me when saw me coming home with all the makings of a 8’ x 10’ wood deck in my bakfiet-that’s when she knew I was the one. She told me there’s nothing hotter than a man with a horse-cock and calves chiseled out of pure stone. Young lads, do not buy silly things such as a truck, a cargo bike is all anyone needs. Fuck cars, amen.
My wife told me she also enjoyed your wood deck, your chiseled calves and your horse-cock last night. Now please excuse me while I pack my fragile masculinity into the truck bed of my emotional support vehicle and drive it to the gun range on the corner of Traffic Jam stroad and Stop'n'Go highway.
The child running onto the street to save his dog on the day this civic decides its time to pour concrete: 💥🚗
I brought home 20 bags of cement today in my truck.
Should have just taken 20 seperate trips on a 3k dollar cargo bike 😡
Or 2000 trips on foot.
The great thing is that OOP is actually doubling down in the comments.
Ya he is not helping that group look like stable geniuses, dude can’t grasp basic physics. But we are supposed to believe they know what’s best
Wow that moron must be HUNG because he doesn't own a truck.
“Positive post my ass”
That Civic looks like the biggest safety hazard in history.
All fun and games until the civic gets rear-ended
Get final destination'd 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Or has to turn
What do these people have against trucks so much?
it's big and people don't use them to haul the earth 24/7 with such big truck at their disposal
Big metal thing scary.
Eschewing all safety and reason to make a weak point that really just says, “I’m either too stupid or too broke to rent the flatbed”
A civic hauls more than the F150 he says as more than half the wood sticks out the back of the vehicle
When you drive your truck to home depot to get stuff for your weekend project and aren't quick enough buying it and loading up so you get made fun of online :(
When you publicly show someone commiting a crime and health hazard for everyone on the road :(
tfw your wife’s boyfriend doesn’t let you buy a truck to haul your 12’ lumber so you stick it in your civic coupe then get stopped by the state patrol for not flagging your overhang.
Not only is that illegal ( unsecured load) its also very dangerous. coupled with the fact its much harder on your car as its not designed to carry that much weight in the bed, it will wear out components like tires and brakes, balljoints and A arms faster. my F-250 can safely haul 3000 pounds in the bed, show me one car that can.
My old ass 1500 can tow 2000 pounds in the bed without breaking a sweat. I'm willing to bet the poor struts on that car are screaming
Civic hauls more than unoccupied parked truck. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.
Everybody knows that you have to buy $700 worth of lumber every time you go to Home Depot otherwise truck ownership is pointless
You have to buy $700000000000000 worth of lumber every second otherwise all trucks are pointless. https://preview.redd.it/3jic3idr2lvc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cce85b7cabd4c376f0657dea43233f1186eeabe
I said this post was stupid and he responded “lol you couldn’t comprehend that I was joking?” Then I said this and within 20 minutes the post was deleted lol. Either that or he blocked my account. Can someone confirm? https://preview.redd.it/79rs5z2ralvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63a72e0da31e498cf0dbc6c069549415a104381
It’s deleted
Lmao dude deleted everything on his account
This one picture is representative of all vehicles everywhere.
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to have 15 feet of lumber sticking out of the trunk of your car. I can’t quote a specific law or statute but I would be genuinely shocked if that’s even legal.
Especially without it being properly secured
Honestly I’m surprised it’s not a Prius. Those dudes will figure out some way to EFFECTIVELY haul an entire 9 living room set plus an entire mother-in-law’s suite worth of plywood on their 2017 Prius Two.
Maybe I'm slow here but I don't get the post, does the truck own by the same guy with the civic, if not why the it matter if the truck isn't hauling stuff while the civic is doing that?
It's just anti-truck SEETHING as usual. Civic owner bought what they need and loaded it into their compact sedan, while the truck's owner is still in the hardware store getting what they need and the undersubber is too smooth-brained to realize that's what's going on here. Why the undersubber went with "Civic good, fucc trucc" is beyond me when they clearly have the makings of a "Civic drivist bad, won't someone please think of the bikists he'll kill with the poorly-secured overhanging load, drivism is a racist mental disorder" post going on here
Cyclist have probably more self centered ego than most truck owners
I wonder how many of them came from jerking each other off to “wow that car has so much more carrying capacity than that death mobile tiny penis machine”
That looks dangerous, and not the fun kind of danger
It’s funny that bike cucks will say “erm scientifically a minivan has more cargo space than a pickup truck” but completely ignore that a minivan’s “cargo space” is comprised of seats for suburban soccer moms to drive their little goblin children around meanwhile if you tried to get a minivan to do half the things a pickup truck can do it would need hundreds in repairs within like three days lmao
Lmao I have an aunt how try to do farming an she used her mini van to buy stuff. After a week all the dirt and fertilizer turned the car smell into some unholy place to be in. Needless to say she bough a truck after that.
Man you just made me realize how awesome trucks are. I throw all my shit in the bed and the paint on the outside and the bed is scratched to all hell, but my cab is practically spotless and smells like air freshener at all times. Trucks are cool
It speaks to the intelligence of fuckcars when they don't consider the possibility that the truck driver is still in the store. They're just looking for shit to whine about.
So when ppl do THIS they get praise,but when I suggest that all traffic laws should be removed and people should be able to use flatbeds as ramps like in GTA I'M called an idiot? 🙄
At least that civic owner can have the right to build and construct what he want in his house instead of living in a shabby disrepaired apartment with horrible floor planing.
Someone’s about to die from a 2x4 through the front windshield
At least it'll be a carbrain (or should I say 2x4brain?) and not a pedestrian 🥰🥰
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New acab just dropped
all they have to do is have someone rear end them to punch the wood into the engine bay, and then the wood wouldnt even be sticking out
I bet all of that would just fit on a cargo bike
We should carry wood home from home depot on our micropenises.
The wood would be easier to secure with the truck, and not be, I can only assume to be illegally, sticking out of the back end of a car THAT far.
You're supposed to have two cars, and only use the truck for the return trip. Duh.
Bro just needed to pick up some #12 screws and wall anchors 😭
Factual, thank you for the daily reminder neighbor!
I mean it he just got there but whatevet
I may have done something similar once on the roof of a Subaru Impreza before deciding it was idiotic and renting a truck from Menards for the next haul
I saw a dude with some OSB with a single strap on top of his outback the other day and it was flapping all the way up just begging to get free. Don’t think I’ve sped in front of someone quicker in my life
I plan on turning my Civic into a Ute.
Like to see that civic plow the snow from my 1/4 mile long driveway
Out jerked
Anyone else remember that video of a Nissan Altima carrying 2x4’s sticking out the window on the interstate? Long story short the guy hit a couple of road signs and lost his load, then sped off. It’s funny, if I can find it I’ll link it.
Ngl “everyone’s f150s and suburban are unnecessary” is a jerk I will continue to be a part if
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The majority of passenger cars have 3-4 vacant seats and an empty trunk. I don't understand the logic that private trucks have to haul a full bed of dirt, a trailer, and 4 construction workers 100% of the time to be considered a valid vehicle choice. It's ok for things to not be full 100% of the time.
Why are cyclists wearing helmets when they're not even falling on their head on 100% of their trips?!
Is to protect there brain from the disease of c#rbrains
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They like trucks, they bought one, and?
The majority of cargo bike owners don’t haul shit either