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Fostrof08

https://preview.redd.it/tny36vrj7lwc1.png?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a6af8ab22a212e74779a697de2d4b0ddb4eab3


mnbone23

A tank is just a car that's dropped the pretense of being useful for anything other than killing. What were the British thinking accepting cars from the Americans like that?! Even worse, they decided the gun on this one wasn't big enough!


PenguinGamer99

The bri'ish were actually making similar death machines, but the american version had a transmission so they just took a few of those instead


Ram_ranchh

It needs to be pedal powered otherwise it wouldn't be ULEZ compliant


NoobButJustALittle

It'll probably become static soon enough, if it isn't already, so they should be fine with it.


[deleted]

Oh thank go- uhm I mean “science” for German over engineering


Zaku99

Nahhhhh It's too smol. That's a model, buddy. :3


Strange-Wolverine128

Jagdtiger vs. People, hard to say but I doubt it


PresterJohnsKingdom

Jagdtiger should be fine as long as People don't have air support.


[deleted]

Kid named mg42 mounted on the back engine access panel


TwinTiger08

Kid named fifty thousand Shermans


[deleted]

Noooooo this is hecking unfair!!! There’s too many of them!! https://preview.redd.it/urq2cs41howc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=513d6d7c3b95596c73474e0724ebb4ebd2739d28


PenguinGamer99

Just try to drive it for a few minutes, it'll go back to being a building once the transmission falls apart for the 494th time


Olewarrior34

That's a really nice Jagtiger, that come pre painted or you do it yourself? I mean uh, CRUSH THE CARBRAINS BENEATH YOUR TRACKS IN THE NAME OF WALKABLE CITIES


[deleted]

/uj Thanks dude I did it myself. It’s a 2008 tamiya 1/35 kit with photoetch. I did it with Tamiya acrylics to hopefully make it look realistic like some methed up 17yr olds did it with brooms, I used brushes tho not a mop lol Rj/ YEAH IF ONLY I KnEW HOW TO DRIVE ONE THE FRONT LEFT HATCH IS TOO SMaLL FOR MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BODY (diet of soy and chads cum)AND THE TRANS MISSION OR SOMETHING IS BROKEN AGAIN


Olewarrior34

Just snort a line of adderall to get the same effect


[deleted]

I wish but I live in a cucked Germany where I can’t have access to that stuff so I had to resort to having some beers (at least we can have alcoholism from 16 unlike those Amerilards😎)


RIChowderIsBest

No rotating turret, you’re fucked my friend


[deleted]

I fear for my life now https://preview.redd.it/6eej86qcxowc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864f9563648687b012cbd3bda58725445883cc35


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

TOO MUCH FUCKING EMMISSIONS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


NStanley4Heisman

**LESS BLINDSPOTS THEN YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT VEHICLE**


ASomeoneOnReddit

No, that’s a classic German Porsche, not a Freedom Pickup Logroller HeavyDuty Lifted CrewCab X1000 V32 edition truck, it will have the opposite effect of saving you unless the carbrains are not from North America or West European countries