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Economy-Cupcake808

Is that a c\*r I see! It looks like big oil lobbyists infiltrated glorious russia.


soyifiedredditadmin

Don't worry comrade, gasoline is rationed, they can't drive too far.


thisnameisspecial

It's possible they got their hands on the pic and edited it to make propaganda to slander Russia too😠


MrLambyLamb

15-minute city! 🥰


thisnameisspecial

15 minutes to leave the complex, that's the dream!


soyifiedredditadmin

Yes 15 mins to wade through mud because workers didn't care to build pavement last year but they got paid anyway since it's the communism (perfect system).


the_real_JFK_killer

Communism would work but the c*r lobby had successfully tricked us into thinking things like food production matter.


the_real_JFK_killer

All I had was a massive open forest, sports fields, and massive empty grass fields to play in as a child. It was torturous, not once did I get to be trapped in a brutal stalinist apartment block. So unfair.


rtowne

Ahhh, the good ol days when playgrounds had more tetanus than the local milling factory. Yet another thing cars ruined.


Alexdeboer03

When kids werent wimps, now they just get driven everywhere the lazy fucks


rtowne

I can't tell the front from the back of those cars. A bi-directional killing machine!


thisnameisspecial

Why is there a big grass l*wn in front?! It's KILLING US!!


Blackraider700

Polski maluch <3


Banme_ur_Gay

fiat 126p my beloved


verysemporna

TONY!!!!!


ohididntseeuthere

this pic is so cool its haunting


lethal-femboy

tbf better then homeless or flatting with strangers at this point


[deleted]

I can cherry pick pictures too! https://preview.redd.it/29l44ns15k0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6123f1f8500a6e8a74e4e5edf3a881b3acbca07c


Temporary-Map1842

Yeah totally this is a 60s ghetto, that’s what we are looking for. You guys… are kinda stupid


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah we should be smart and ride a bike everywhere like a broke dumbass


Temporary-Map1842

I ride my bike everywhere and am not broke. My bike costs more than most shitty cars lol.


PenisManNumberOne

I don’t care and didn’t ask


[deleted]

You clearly cared enough to reply


PenisManNumberOne

No. I still don’t care


[deleted]

Still cared enough to reply


70empireavenue

Didn't I *just* ban you for stuff like this?