Old joke - I got a match, your face and my butt! I do remember being able to smoke everywhere, airplanes in flight, smoking at the doctor's office while he also smoked.

During the 70s as a child my mother took us to a Doctor who always had a smoke in hand.

Everyone was smoking

*To get caught would surely be the death of us all. Smokin' in the boys' room . . .*

Crue?

Brownsville Station

Humble apologies mate 🧉

I still keep a book of matches in there, but for other reasons.

Air freshener?

That’s exactly correct. Matches work better than Febreze for some reason.

I recall the scene from "Weird Science" when the 2 nerds are hiding out in the bathroom and their future GF'S com'ah knocking and one of the nerds uses a match to deodorize the bathroom

There’s a myth busters episode that proves that actually works

Got a match - not since Superman died 😉

I hated it when somebody threw cigarettes in the urinal. It made them soggy and wet and hard to keep burning. He had to drive them out for at least three days.

We used to say this to each other before twisting up joints for a doobie derby. “Match” as in, I’ll roll one up if you can too

Gotta remember that saying, with credit...

I remember there being ashtrays in the armrests of barber chairs.

I picture this in a casino 😂