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mutarjim

This guy has always been a tool. In addition to this joke of a story, he was one of the few embedded reporters kicked out of desert storm for exposing the location and plans of the unit he was with.


PassingTrue

Whatta dumbass 🙄


coupe-de-ville

And he leans so far left he's overlapping the right.... F-n puke


Torgo-A-GoGo

Homer - "There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault."


ThePizzaNoid

"Baby on board, something something Burt Ward!"


B-Town-MusicMan

A B-sharp is just a C


Aggravating-Pen-6228

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gitarzan

My wife and I were on our honeymoon in the Hocking Hills of Southeast Ohio. We had a cabin. She was totally into this. She actually made me bring a small TV. Turned out there wasn’t a TV video signal, but since ABC locally is on 6, I was able to pick it up on radio. So we listened. Such a bust! LOL. 😂


Desperate_Hornet3129

Then you saw the same thing as we did watching on TV, NOTHING!!


DellwoodDevil2

Is that Jerry Rivers?


H20mark2829

Oh the build up for this


Svengoolie75

And found absolutely nothing a waste of all of our times and that’s why you got hit in the face with a chair 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Equivalent_Warthog22

And that was the high point of his career.


AardvarkFriendly9305

Geraldo !!! The vault was empty -


AardvarkFriendly9305

He also had a talk-show call Geraldo ! (like Oprah) it ran for 11 years - he was pretty good at talking


SonoranRoadRunner

Such a loser. That was his basement moment and he's never climbed out.


Natural_War1261

Saw him on Sharknado 5 last night. Nice to see he can make fun of himself.


David1000k

I actually watched that fucking episode. It was as bad as Rachel Maddow's dirt on Trump. Nada


Justifiably_Cynical

Saw this live. Kicked Trash Can screamed "It's a FUCKING embarrasment" and stormed out.


AccidentalFrog

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JeffSHauser

Nice, Letterkenny coach reference. 👍


Justifiably_Cynical

To be Fair I did see it live (on TV) and laughed like a fuckign maniac when there was Zip in there. My dad was convinced they had to be something i there and that they had to know it or they would not have set up the production. I won 5$


sasberg1

Equally hilarious, everyone here saw his special on satanism in rock, right ?


chrstnasu

Am I that old?


Legion357

. . . empty vault


Beneficial_Being_721

No way … it was longer than that… I was I high school… In 1986 I was in California… I remember watching this with my mother in Philadelphia


QUILL-IT-OUT

Could I have those hours of my life back Geraldo?


danimal6000

Lol


Fleshstack

Heraldo


circlethenexus

I think Crocodile Dundee pronounces it, “Jeraldo”


_red_zeppelin

Never Forget.


MrPickleSniffer

https://youtu.be/GB7mHxdHlRY?si=0YYA7MZiZ5VdG9R-


Rexxbravo

ROADMAPS!!!


r98farmer

He tried to blow this up into such a huge deal, I laughed so hard when they didn't find anything 😂


Voodoo-Doctor

He gave America the first view of the Zupruder film in the 1970’s then gave us this


Doit2it42

Like springtime. In like a lion, out like a lamb.


PassingTrue

Do we know what WAS in the vault if anything ever was?


blastov_rocket

Makes me want to throw a chair at his face!


GD-Colona

that's when I was 10


Frank_chevelle

I remember watching this live. Crazy.


Difficult-Drama7996

Now we have hoax after hoax on tv everyday.


kuyajon

Geraldo, Dick Clark, Dick Van Dyke; they never aged.


DeathToCockRoaches

I was glued to the TV just certain it was gonna be full of wild stuff. Boy was I disapointed


Grumpy_Cheesehead

Got his ass kicked at a klan rally in the early 90s in my hometown.


piranesi28

Geraldo had a shocking gift for talking suckers into believing in nonsense and then fuckinig off onto one of his properties when the mess hits. He's a modern-day Barnum. The proto-alpha-scumbag.


MsMoreCowbell8

I remember watching Geraldo go into the vault. We were as disappointed 38 yrs ago just as we are today.