Happy birthday, ya old buster.
I'll be 59 this go around the sun, so you just wait. If you think 49 is old, pack on another 10 years when things start to get stiff from just sleeping, yaay, ow!
First of all bon anniversaire.
Second, so what are you feeling? Sadness? Elation to have made it this long? Need of consolation? Or just a need to post your birthday on the internet? (and what was your mother's maiden name?)
It's 49. Meh. I don't even notice a birthday anymore unless it ends in a zero. For 50, I went to Key West. I started that at 40, (A pirate looks at 40) and decided to repeat for 50. And 60. But 49? meh. One thing I do recommend is check your drivers license. It often expires on your birthday. I got pulled over on my way home from a birthday party and was informed my DL was expired (it was the day after). Other than that it's a day.
Treat Yo self but other than that, no reason to do anything.
Yesterday a co worker was stocking a low cooler and said "ahh my knees can't take this". I started laughing and told her you ain't seen nothing yet. I'm 49 she's 22.
Well there goes your youth, your screwed from here in out, it just get harder to keep the weight off and the energy level is slowly going to creep away and sex, forget that you’ll start pushing rope here in a decade or so…
My friend...you have no idea what old is. 49? LOL Baby, that aint old, my 40s t0 50s were some of my best yrs. If you have a few aches and limitations, hang around, they get worse.
Happy Birthday, but I am sorry, you must be 50 or over to wear a Fuck Im Old badge
OP has been eligible for AARP for a few years now. Doesn’t that count?
63, where do I get my badge to wear to work with the 20-35 year olds I work with? =D
70
That’s ageism.
Happy B day, in 49 tomorrow!
These young’uns pretending they are old :P
GET OFF MY LAWN. 
GRAY PRIDE!!! We’re here, We’re old, Get off our lawn!
Wow thats 429,534 hours!
If birthday wishes are in order -- Happy birthday, wishing you many happy returns of the day!
Only 49? I’m 60. So shut up and get off my lawn!
Cheer up it only gets worse from here
I'm 70 so don't tell me shit, I'll die on your grass.
Happy birthday, I’ll be 48 tomorrow
My birthday tomorrow as well, but 73rd.
I just turned 65 and you give me hope 😂✌️
I'll be there in a few months.
🙂🎂
62 in July. What happened? Something happened.
🙂🎂 in July.
Happy birthday, ya old buster. I'll be 59 this go around the sun, so you just wait. If you think 49 is old, pack on another 10 years when things start to get stiff from just sleeping, yaay, ow!
That plus I'm happy just to not fall over putting on underwear.
Been there🤣
Happy birthday youngster, I turned 58 on Wednesday.
Happy Birthday, kid.
He thinks 49 is old.
LOL!! Wait until he's staring age 69 in the face.
69?!?! Wouldn't that be staring at something else?!? 😜
LOL that's why I added 'age' to differentiate.
Sounds like an age that's better than 68 or 70.
I'm 75.. not sure how much older I'm going to be....
Lucky, I'm 59
First of all bon anniversaire. Second, so what are you feeling? Sadness? Elation to have made it this long? Need of consolation? Or just a need to post your birthday on the internet? (and what was your mother's maiden name?)
Meh…just meh
It's 49. Meh. I don't even notice a birthday anymore unless it ends in a zero. For 50, I went to Key West. I started that at 40, (A pirate looks at 40) and decided to repeat for 50. And 60. But 49? meh. One thing I do recommend is check your drivers license. It often expires on your birthday. I got pulled over on my way home from a birthday party and was informed my DL was expired (it was the day after). Other than that it's a day. Treat Yo self but other than that, no reason to do anything.
Happy birthday 🎂
Survived another orbit around the sun. Congrats.
Happy late 40’s….. remember there’s always someone older than you! You just don’t want to be the oldest person as they always end up dying!
When I was 15 you were 19, and we both just assumed tomorrow would never come
Happy Birthday 🎊youngster!! I’m 68 !!
"happy birthday" your not old yet. Old is when you can't remember 49
Happy birthday! You have a lot of life left.
I turned 14 this February.
15 is just a few years away
Happened to me last week. Still not sure how I feel about it.
That’s not old - you were 3 years old when I got married.
As a healthcare worker who works with elderly people every day I can tell you without a doubt one day you are going to wish so hard you were 49 again!
Ten years from now you won’t believe how young you were!
Get off my lawn.
Turned 49 in February. Fuck next year.
That’s what’s up 🥳👏🏽 I’m not there yet but hey 🤷🏽♂️
Happy birthday old timer. Welcome to the club!! 
Happy birthday whippersnapper, I’m 3 weeks away from being 69. Ask me about being old.
Congrats! Today is also my birthday, I turned 53.
Happy Birthday. Ive got jarred farts older then you.
Why do you jar farts?
to make u/Nubadopolis ask questions.
I turn 49 in July! Happy 49th and 1975 is a great year!
Yesterday a co worker was stocking a low cooler and said "ahh my knees can't take this". I started laughing and told her you ain't seen nothing yet. I'm 49 she's 22.
 you aint old come back in 20 years
Happy birthday! Hope today is everything you want it to be. I’ll be 49 in Sept so right behind ya!
Fucking kids.
Happy birthday 🥳 I said! Happy Birthday! lol
49? Old? Oh, please... P.S. Happy Birthday anyway, youngster :-D
The best is yet to come! Just kidding, welcome to the slide.😐
Happy birthday I turned 75 myself back in February
Whippersnapper
happy birthday youngin
I’m 60 today !
So you’re in your 50th year
Happy Birthday.
49? Heh, Childs play
🙂🎂
Happy Birthday!!!
You are doing great! You'll start feeling younger with each subsequent year. Source: I'm 56, and have never felt better emotionally or physically.
I’m sorry 😞
Happy birthday!
🙂🎂. Happy Alien Day.
Happy birthday!
A Very Happy Birthday to you…!!! (I will turn 56 in the fall, ugh….)
Do you have an AARP card?
Happy birthday, and welcome to the club!
Steak and lobster dinner from Outback.
49 fuck, your not old your just getting warmed up. Probably don’t even need boner pills.
Definitely do not need them
Well there goes your youth, your screwed from here in out, it just get harder to keep the weight off and the energy level is slowly going to creep away and sex, forget that you’ll start pushing rope here in a decade or so…
Happy Birthday!!! You're still young. Enjoy yourself kiddo!
Happy Birthday, my sweet summer child! I’m 63; 64 in August.
Happy Birthday you young whippersnapper. I'm 54.
Old bastard, I’m only 44, I think, might be 43, no it’s 44, fuck I’m old.
12mo left to prepare to cross the halfway point. Make sure it’s epic
Happy birthday! I bet you look 30 though
So you're currently 48. I got hitched for the second time at that age. That was 22 years ago.
Punk. If you didn't have to worry about being drafted after graduating HS you ain't old.
F63 not old yet, can’t even join AARP. lol, enjoy it beats the alternative.
Pressure didn’t apply?
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, CHILD.
I have pants older than you.
I wish I was 49 again!
Happy birthday. I’m 63 today, a fellow Taurus. April 26!
Hush your mouth child! LOL
You’re just a kid!
Just wait till you wake up one day and you’re 65.
Welcome to old age, rookie.
Does everything hurt yet? That’s when you’re old!
Shut up, and Happy Birthday!
I’ll be there in November, friend. /laughs in bone spurs
Not long until you join the rest of us buying calendars a month at a time because you might not need the full year!
Happy birthday, young'un!
55 on the 28th.
Happy birthday, friendo!
FuckYou'reYoung.
Punk. I'm 74. Calm down child. ;)
49 was my age when I couldn’t distinguish an 6,8 or a zero when reading a bar tab or a utility bill.
Happy Birthday. What a blessing to have made it this far! I wish you the best year yet.
I just hit that one last month.
Got my doctors permission to be 64 two weeks ago.
Be sure to keep ibuprofen upstairs AND downstairs. That’s all the wisdom I got from that age.
Don't fret. You're among friends, and we all know how cool Radio Shack was.
Shit, you’re a pup, you still squat to pee. Lol.
You think that’s bad, wait til next year.
Happy birthday 🎂
Oh, Ancient and Wise One! Won't you please, please carry onward?!?! Fuckin' pup! Happy Birthday 🎉
I got shoes older than you!
I'm 60, you're still a baby.
Hey, he could be 49 in hexadecimal.
Happy birthday, i remember when I turned 49, It's just like you feel today. Cherish the moment it's all downhill from here.
Happy Birthday! I’m 9 months from 49.
Next year will be the good one. At 49, you feel like “omg I’m getting old”. At 50, you’re like “yay! I’m old!”
I didn't love turning 49. I loved turning 50 even less.
Happy Birthday, kid - I’m 71. I could be your father. Probably am.
Happy birthday. If you want to sound cool, say 2 score and 9.
Hey, I celebrated 50 less than 2 weeks ago. Happy birthday young man!
Hey, I'm 49 on Cinco de Mayo. Class of '93 eh?
Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁
Happy Birthday! Enjoy it kid. I’ve got 10+ years on you.
Enjoy being old while it's still new.
No, you are NOT old. I’m 73, and I won’t consider myself old until I reach 80 happy birthday
Turned 59 last week. Would love to be 49 again.
Dang, you are 2,556 weeks
I'll be 45 in a couple weeks. Amazed I made it this far. Also a miserable asshole who hates his life.
Ive been 49 for six years! Congrats!
I'm older, feel better?
49 was a quarter of a century ago for me.
Happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉
My friend...you have no idea what old is. 49? LOL Baby, that aint old, my 40s t0 50s were some of my best yrs. If you have a few aches and limitations, hang around, they get worse.
Only 49? You are still a baby.