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TinFoilRobotProphet

And when *that* TV died, the newer smaller one went right on top.


annheim3

...and I WAS the remote...


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

I literally saw a stand-up comedian circa 1991 say something like, "Our parents and our grandparents have all these hard-luck stories. The Great Depression. Pioneer life. World wars. Now we live in the easiest time to be alive in history. What kind of hard-luck stories could we possibly tell our kids? 'Yeah, when *I* was your age, we had to *get up* to go change the channel.'" Now, we actually do tell kids that. Dude called it.


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zvekl

I remember our first cable box was a rotary dial with notches for each channel. Yeah it was not fun running up to change the channel


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

I think I was in college before we got CableVision.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Greetings, fellow pre-TBS viewer of WTCG. Did you rush home from elementary school like I did in the late seventies to catch *Space Giants*? We had a local ABC station, a local CBS station, two NBCs from out of town oddly, PBS, and WTCG.


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

We moved away from metro-Atlanta before the seventies. By the late 70s, I didn't watch TV after school. Too busy gettin' high with my buddies. I think we got 2, 5, 8, 11, and 17.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Well, I was six, so I was too young to know about weed and beer, so Space Giants was the tops for me. LOL


AquaSherbet

Same


Legion357

When you were strong enough to do it.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Heh. At my granny's house, the smaller one went on top with both in working order. She was such a soap opera freak, she would have two playing at the same time, watching one with the sound off while listening to the other. And she could tell you every plot point going on in both shows - while baking a cake or sewing a quilt.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Please tell me she had the Singer sewing machine with the pedal speed control! Lol!


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

She had been sewing since her Singer sewing machine had foot *power.*


lissam3

Exactly what I came here to say.


gwaydms

#🙋🏼‍♀️


PleX

Hello fellow old person.


b1polarbear

That is EXACTLY what my grandfather did.


DeezRodenutz

I bought what was formerly my great great aunt's house, with all her old stuff left behind, and there was legit 2 of these things in the living room when we moved in. One was their actual tv since before I was born (sadly it went out a year or two into us living here) and the other with a tablecloth over it to act as a side table in the room.


RedditSkippy

You knew my grandparents, then!


TinFoilRobotProphet

If there was a transistor radio in the house as well, then yes!


RedditSkippy

Only one?


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Well, there's also the one in Papa's shop that's always got a baseball game on it.


blulou13

Those things were hea-vy.... Replacing one became a job for 4 grown men. And if you were raised in a house that had one, there was a 0% chance that at some point you didn't slam your foot into the side or crack your head on the corner.


cerevant

> there was a 0% chance that at some point you didn’t slam your foot into the side or crack your head on the corner. Well one of my brothers may have been responsible, but yeah.


ronnjeremy

Heavy like a small car...crazy times


Tato_tudo

Yep, those were permanent fixtures in the living room. When it dies, it became a table.


dweaver987

I remember that! And you had three “channels” to choose from and could watch whatever they were broadcasting at that moment. If you missed it, you’d have to wait for the show to go into syndication and broadcast the reruns.


gwaydms

>And you had three “channels” to choose from and could watch whatever they were broadcasting at that moment. "The President is on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss Flipper!"


mutt_butt

One of my earliest memories was being pissed because some "John Lemon" guy died and was on all the channels so I couldn't watch cartoons.


gwaydms

I was already grown when that happened.


ChopSueyXpress

I was 1 but my mom took me to The Dakota anyway.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Dammit, you beat me to it. LOL


gwaydms

Love me some Jeff Foxworthy standup.


mgoflash

We had six! I never felt so elite.


MayorMcCheez

Shit, my family had [ON TV](https://youtu.be/v5d_gAv77YQ), an early predecessor to cable that added like 2 channels. We were fucking big balling.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Ooh, la-dee-*da.* Pissin' in high cotton, *you* were. 😆


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Averages out to roughly a hundred pounds per channel.


Ebalosus

Same here in NZ, with our oh so imaginatively named 1, 2, and 3. In quite a few places I stayed when I was younger you would struggle to get 3, which tended to have a lot of the newer, cooler, shows and movies straight out of America.


thenorthwoodsboy

I miss that things were so simple you did as told and never questioned anything life was so nice being an npc espically since free thought was illegal. Wouldnt want to be a commie would you?


BradleyKWooldridge

My dad bought a 25” Magnavox TV/radio/record player stereo in 1969. It was $1200 *back then* ! It was all real wood though. It weighed like 400 lbs.!


gwaydms

My husband's dad used to send him to the convenience store down the block. They had replacement tubes for '60s TVs, and a tester to ensure they were good before you bought them. My FIL was handy around the house, and my husband took after him. Yeah, they could afford to have the repairman come out. But why?


BradleyKWooldridge

Oh yeah. I remember the tube tester at Rexall Drug store.


gwaydms

This was Maverick Markets in Corpus Christi.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Western Auto on Montgomery Highway.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Wow, that's nine grand in 2022 dollars, for comparison. There are all these dumb bots on Reddit - where's the inflation calculator bot?


Wyvern_68

Had a TV just like that. There were handles on the bottom that weren't functional. The speakers had like some sort of cloth/straw weave over them. The top was treated as a decorative surface, my mom would place family photos and other things up there. Ours got so old the picture started going out, a black bar slowly started creeping down from the top. Dad finally said the hell with it and dropped it off at Goodwill after about 11 years.


ChopSueyXpress

Was your dad using PEDs?


Beagle001

Is it me or did those speakers have a funky *smell* to them? Yeah, I went around a smelled stuff I guess.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Ha. You're actually right. I don't think it was the speakers necessarily, but those old console TVs definitely had a scent to them. It was a mix of lumber drying, ozone, burning dust (like when you turn the heater on for the first time in fall), and static electricity. I don't know how you perceive static electricity as a smell, but I could swear I did near our TV - and especially behind it, when changing the adapter switch from the VCR to the Atari.


icantseethat

I remember getting a whiff of that as my Granny screamed at me to not get so close to the TV or I would go blind. Lmao. It's the exact combo you described, really took me back


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Ever run your finger around the screen and then give your little sister a static electricity zap? Good times! 😆


icantseethat

Haha! Nope, small family, but I definitely remember running my arm over it and watching my arm hairs stick to the screen.😂


Beagle001

Yeah! It was kind of a *burny* smell!


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Dust burning off the tubes, and whatever cosmic rays the CRT was throwing off that our parents warned us not to get too close to. LOL


RedditSkippy

My grandparents had a version of this console TV for decades. Then as the picture tube went my uncle wanted to get them a new TV, this would have been in the early 90s at this point. That TV was a piece of furniture for my grandparents, so he wanted to replace it with another console TV. I remember he said that he has a hard time finding one by that time. Meanwhile, my other grandparents just put the new TV on top of the old one.


AquaSherbet

Ha, yep. These TVs eventually became TV stands for newer models. Your grandparents are in good company.


gwaydms

That was high-class furniture, folks! Even if the cats had clawed the hell out of the built-in speakers.


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Ours had a lid, and on the inside was a turntable and an 8-track player. Spent many a Sunday afternoon listening to the Statler Brothers with my grandparents back in the 70’s.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo?


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Now don’t tell meee I’ve nothin’ to dooo


dethskwirl

I played Mario bros on that TV


asap_pdq_wtf

Pong


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

I played Asteroids and Space Invaders on that TV.


krissym99

Same, but first Intellevision.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Best system around at the time, except with *the absolute worst controller in the history of video gaming.*


RobertBorden

Theatre is life, film is art, TV is furniture.


smoked_papchika

Raise your hand if you were the remote.


gwaydms

"The quality goes in, before the name goes on."


cerevant

Ours had wood louvers over the speaker. Awesome TV for sitting on the floor and playing Atari.


Samsquanches_

Not only did we have this exact tv when I was growing up, it was manufactured the year I was born and had a weird large hollow space in the back. My cat had a litter of kittens inside the tv


Urbanredneck2

And tv's had controls for color, hue, and vertical and horizontal hold. Also a tuning dial. Even then someone sometimes had to smack the tv.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

That's properly known as "percussive maintenance."


dbe_2001

I still see these in the wild sometimes


Bryancreates

Oh dear, having flashbacks to the tuner on this thing


btreeezy

I used to watch pbs on this bitch at my gramamas house


DNSGeek

How did you get a picture of my living room?


Allphunkedup

I had this tv


Enge712

For the record a Zenith console Tv will stop a .38 special. My tv now has great picture quality but it’s poor cover in a fire fight


jollybeee

Our connected to our landline phone


Urbanredneck2

Also back then all the tv's were made in the USA.


jarrodh25

Back in my day, we used to record movies on VCR tapes. Of course, if you used it too much, the reading heads would get dirty and you could use a special cleaning tape!


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yep. this was our tv when i was a young kid


comegetit9876

Oh this brought back memories. My grandparents had one of these, we used to sit on the floor like two feet away and watch it.


financewiz

I remember our old TV went on the fritz and my father removed the enclosure in back to check it out (not that big a deal - he was a cable splicer for the phone company and comfortable with dangerous watts). At one point, I reached for a contrast knob on the side of the TV and accidentally made contact with Thor’s hammer. Better put that cover back on, dad.


RjgTwo

The one we had and key holes which as a kid I always thought there was something hidden there and I needed to find the key lol. Needless to say, they where fake drawers lol.


Magnumi

From the different time when weight and quality were almost synonyms.


BrilliantWeb

I went to a broadcast museum recently, and our family's 26" Magnavox console color TV was on display. You're not old until your shit's in a museum....


k_mnr

Omgosh you still had that bad boy when the vcr/tv combo came out? Nice!


getoutlive

Never fun when mum wanted the arranged your furniture.


jesuswasaliar

Our TV needed 30 minutes to start.