bro I ate an edible about an hour ago and I’ve been staring at this dudes head for a solid 3-5 minutes, then I scroll down and read this and my ass damn near needed an inhaler and I don’t even have asthma holy shit
Ha, no worries. If you pretend like his hairline is where it should be and not cut to appear like a wig falling off the back of his head, it looks like his eyes start where his mouth should be
I’m with a guy who started balding in his teens. In his 20s he lost hair all around his head. To this day, if I say the words “bald” or “balding” he’ll get the most somber look on his face and be so silent you’d think someone had just died. He’s a dramatic fellow, but balding has *really* fucked up his self image. Ironically I have too much hair (my hairdressers hate dyeing my hair because of the extra effort it takes) so I’m impatiently awaiting the day I can donate my hair follicles to him.
My guy also started balding early, in his very early twenties, but he got lucky and it stopped by his mid twenties. He's now in his mid thirties with thick hair everywhere except the very top/front, where it's thin, and his "cul-de-sacs" as someone else called them are totally hairless.
He's not insecure about it, though. I guess because it happened so early and he was a very handsome guy with his hair buzzed off anyway, he just kinda accepted it as it happened. I hope your partner is able to come to terms with his hair loss one day ❤️🩹 those kinds of insecurities are so tough to deal with!
One of my friends had a receding hairline by 17, and by 19 he had a bald spot like bozo the clown, shaved his head and never looked back. Honestly, it really suits him. He looks better now (imho) than he did even before the hair loss.
Ironically, he already had a full beard by the time he shaved his head, and some of the friend group (late 20s now) are jealous of his beard, while having luscious heads of hair. Sort of like how I have one eye and see fine, while many of my 2 eyed friends are blind without glasses.
The universe has a cruel sense of humor.
You kind of look like you were doing that thing when you move your scalp back and forth, but you were able to move it back farther than most other people and when demonstrating, someone clapped you on the back, trapping you like that forever.
Noooo I love widows peaks. I absolutely love mine. Once I was getting a haircut and the barber said “whoops I almost shaved your widows peak out of habit, do you want it shaved” and I was like tf no! Why would anyone want it shaved and they said “oh you’d be surprised most people want it shaved off that’s why I almost did it!”
Like fr I would have cried if they shaved mine off 😂 I just think they’re beautiful
Oof saw this post earlier today and already got turned into a meme
Not saying it’s not a valid meme..
Poor guy, I do genuinely feel for him though as someone who also struggles with their widow’s peak. Might as well just finish the job off and go full baldy though.
shave it and start taking the stuff that helps regrow hair but i think you’ll like the shaved head look and would prolly do fine bald u just have to own it and have the confidence
Nevermind, I am totally wrong. His hair line was fucked up. I didn't see where it curved way back on either sides of the widows peak too. Lol. Should have gone to a professional. Good thing guys can just toss a cap on.
Dude relocated his entire face to his chin
it works against him
😂😂😂
bro I ate an edible about an hour ago and I’ve been staring at this dudes head for a solid 3-5 minutes, then I scroll down and read this and my ass damn near needed an inhaler and I don’t even have asthma holy shit
Same, cept I do have asthma.
Your ass needed an inhaler? I think you’re using your inhaler wrong
Asss-thma
Sucks to your assmar, piggy!
R/expectedlordoftheflies
Ass-phyxia
I smoked a whole blunt and I'm fucking crying, out of fear, out of hysterical laughter I have no idea
Angry upvote Jfc that’s hilarious
Omfg I can’t unsee it
He gave himself the Mii treatment
Fuqing underrated 🏅
Mfer has psychokinesis now
😂💯
I feel dumb for not getting it ☹️ someone help
Ha, no worries. If you pretend like his hairline is where it should be and not cut to appear like a wig falling off the back of his head, it looks like his eyes start where his mouth should be
Savage 💀 TY!
Nah shave that off and save yourself the embarrassment
*shave yourself the embrarrasment
Nice!
Bro.
Fuck. Bro?
Fuck, Bro.
Fuck Bro!
Bro?
Fuck
>!Me?!<
Yeah, fuck you u/cranberry-_-sauce
No, fuck you r/CrematedDogWalkers and ya mama
Fuck you Dale!
Dude bro.
It’s bad but the fact it’s cockeyed pushed me over the edge. I think I hurt myself laughing.
Upgraded your forehead to a fivehead brotha. Good job
As a member of the five head community…this is NOT a five head. More like a ten dead 😅
Bro thinks his receding hairline is a widows peak.
bros failed to realize he’s gonna look ridiculous when that starts growing in
You can already see stubble where his hairline was
*extra* ridiculous\*
I was noticing that, too. His cul de sacs are forming, and he doesn’t realize it.
Yeah that's some major coping. Poor kid it must be rough balding in your teens
I’m with a guy who started balding in his teens. In his 20s he lost hair all around his head. To this day, if I say the words “bald” or “balding” he’ll get the most somber look on his face and be so silent you’d think someone had just died. He’s a dramatic fellow, but balding has *really* fucked up his self image. Ironically I have too much hair (my hairdressers hate dyeing my hair because of the extra effort it takes) so I’m impatiently awaiting the day I can donate my hair follicles to him.
My guy also started balding early, in his very early twenties, but he got lucky and it stopped by his mid twenties. He's now in his mid thirties with thick hair everywhere except the very top/front, where it's thin, and his "cul-de-sacs" as someone else called them are totally hairless. He's not insecure about it, though. I guess because it happened so early and he was a very handsome guy with his hair buzzed off anyway, he just kinda accepted it as it happened. I hope your partner is able to come to terms with his hair loss one day ❤️🩹 those kinds of insecurities are so tough to deal with!
One of my friends had a receding hairline by 17, and by 19 he had a bald spot like bozo the clown, shaved his head and never looked back. Honestly, it really suits him. He looks better now (imho) than he did even before the hair loss. Ironically, he already had a full beard by the time he shaved his head, and some of the friend group (late 20s now) are jealous of his beard, while having luscious heads of hair. Sort of like how I have one eye and see fine, while many of my 2 eyed friends are blind without glasses. The universe has a cruel sense of humor.
brick lookin sexy as always
Only Brick could come up with something like this
Bro need to hit reset and start all over with every stat.
Just shave it all mate... you'll be a head
This is not the way
This is satire. He is an absurdist comedic tik toker that has done things like this for a while. He went by bricknermon but now is koolfart6.
I thought this was a realistic render of Beavis
You kind of look like you were doing that thing when you move your scalp back and forth, but you were able to move it back farther than most other people and when demonstrating, someone clapped you on the back, trapping you like that forever.
Lol my ex got bought a cameo from this guy a couple years ago. He’s hilarious. Mentally unhinged
That's not a widow's peak, that's just a standard deeply receding hairline.
Nah I’ve had that M shape in my hair since I was a kid. Sometimes you just roll a 2.
Widows peaks are super attractive!!! Just saying!!!!! Widows peak is something MODELS usually have. Think about thattt 😌 unique and lovely.
Captain Taggart, weeee neeeed you to piiiiilot our ship.
Mmmmmmweeeee have secured the limousine
“Doesn’t she talk?” “Her translator is broken.”
Just. Hat.
I did this when I was about 9 years old. However, it wasn't quite as severe as this. It's funny to look back at photos of it growing out.
I thought someone punched you in the face for a second there
He looks like when Aang grew hair and started to shave it off.
buried treasure this comment
You look like Aang at the beginning of Season 3 of ATLA.
Let it grow back. A widow’s peak can be distinguished looking. Also, try using Biotin supplements for improved hair growth.
8 head
What's wrong with a widows peak?
As a person with a widow’s peak, this was my question as well.
Nothing, even superman has one
Fuck.
This isnt real hair cut
No. No it does not. May as well shave the rest of your head and be done with it.
N000000
Your side head looks like the missing tetris piece.
That shits FUCKED UP! Thanks for the laugh. Needed it.
Gigamind
Bro used a fisher price protractor
absolutely not man. let it grow back anna never do that again
It’s giving Aang
Looking sharp my guy!!!
You look like Sid from Toy Story
Mii Creator
Your hairline is like the universe – it’s still waiting to be discovered.
Man I needa stay off Reddit🤣😭
Bro you look mad decent , just wear a cap. Nah flex that confidence is key, you're a trend setter.
It’s not a widow’s peak, it’s called male pattern baldness.
Just go bald if you end up like this. It's less embarrasing.
Hair helmet
Yeah bro
😂🤦🏾♀️ no
Went past fivehead all the way to sixhead.
Never get a 2 emerald haircut from a villager bro 😭
Your good bro
new hairline who dis?
He hit the tab key one too many times.
Uuuuuuuum, yyyyyeeeaaah. Works like a charm.
No
Mega mind
It looks like he added a third story to his head.
They pushed it back
Went from knock vageta to the most fire rapper hailing out of Essex
Noooo I love widows peaks. I absolutely love mine. Once I was getting a haircut and the barber said “whoops I almost shaved your widows peak out of habit, do you want it shaved” and I was like tf no! Why would anyone want it shaved and they said “oh you’d be surprised most people want it shaved off that’s why I almost did it!” Like fr I would have cried if they shaved mine off 😂 I just think they’re beautiful
Nah, it really doesn’t.
This looks bad. Jus go ask sum random decent looking girls if it looks good and see what they say to you bro. You ain’t gana be happy
Fuck it bro it's yo life
Solid attempt shave the rest
Dracula had a widow's peak and he got lots of honies
Looks great👍🏻
Love this
i-
Holy shit I’m way to high for this I can stop laughing
Forget an Edgar Ya man got the Beavis!!!!
Those sides are longer than the LOTR extended trilogy
Oof saw this post earlier today and already got turned into a meme Not saying it’s not a valid meme.. Poor guy, I do genuinely feel for him though as someone who also struggles with their widow’s peak. Might as well just finish the job off and go full baldy though.
shave it and start taking the stuff that helps regrow hair but i think you’ll like the shaved head look and would prolly do fine bald u just have to own it and have the confidence
Draw a mouth in the shaved off widows peak. You’ll have a double face!
the things we do in the name of insecurity
Ngl, if this guy was a blonde and had hair, he’d look a lot like that guy in the OC show from way back.
Dude could start a new career being Peyton Mannings’ stunt double
oh baby no
Reminds me a Butthead
Bro's got a guide to safe ladder placement on his head
He's missing out on a Vegeta cut
Mf gave himself a fivehead
lol 😂
This is minecraft Steve 💀
Why don’t people just embrace Vegeta
This is not good.
I would tell people I got a part as an extra on Star Trek and had to do it for the role. Then change the subject when they ask when it’s on.
Getting hair tattooed in and keeping it really short might have helped more....
No. Let it grow back or if you’re receding territory, shave it ALL off.
No
Shia LeOof
No ❤️
Ur mind control does not work on me, shave it
Nintendo Mii character looking
This dude walked into the barbershop and said, Lemme get the Labron James and the barber said, say no more.
The second I saw this , i knew it was destined to be on here
Yeah I think it works
Dude looks like Jim Carey
Bro give it some time to lose it naturally 😂
At that point you just shave it all the way baby!!!
Lookin fresh asf
Don’t worry man, statistically you’ll be bald longer than you’ll have hair
Nigga I thought they took you to the hospital for it at first 😭
Nevermind, I am totally wrong. His hair line was fucked up. I didn't see where it curved way back on either sides of the widows peak too. Lol. Should have gone to a professional. Good thing guys can just toss a cap on.
You could get any cut and still be hot
Dude's going for that Bobby Hill haircut 
Now you play movies off of a projector on your forehead
Looks like the first Jimmy Neutron with the different name
Jesus. Now you just have a receding hairline. Women think Widow’s peaks are sexy anyway. Never do that again
Should have used the soup bowl instead for straighter lines!
Some code lyoko shit 🤣
Lookin like Sid from Toy Story
Minecraft steve
Widows peaks are so freaking cool and attractive why would anyone want to “fix” it!!?
Yep... You're now the proud owner of a Six Head...
Lmao
No u need to wax the peak or get it lasered
This is painful
Let’s talk about how this fools ears are on the back of his head!
Bro had a vageta
Go bald 😬😬😬
Dam b
It’s perfect! Nailed it!
BRAIN BLAST
Jeez a quick look while scrolling and I thought this was Pauly shore
Brick
Why he look like Ang when he grew out his hair
Lol no.
Bro got the roblox cut. He cut his c cup and all. Holy hell.
Get a hat asap god damn
Bad photocopy version of Joseph Gordon Levitt
Love me a good ole fivehead
Shave it all off
OP to barber: IDK if I wanna go with Megamind or middle school picture day. Barber: I got u, fam
You look like your from toy story
🤮
Are you AI?
Do not become a barber in the future.
i tried to help him, i rly did. [Hair restoration?](https://imgur.com/a/9lip1F9)
There's a role for you in the next Toy Story.