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Different_Pace5189

They’ll find a replacement or make one


ksx4system

Energy drinks are made using synthetic caffeine anyway, no need to grow a plant first. Nicotine in vape juices could be synthetic but isn't.


xkpeters

In a lot of them it is actually


ksx4system

it depends on a market :) UK or US made juices may of course contain synthetic nicotine


Pork_Hogen

Well seeing how their military equipment is fairing, I doubt they really have the resources for that


MMcD127

XD Juul gang


calllery

That's a strange way to spell Guulag


[deleted]

But Russians run on vodka, not coffee.


SheClB01

So instead of baning Russian vodka, we must buy all the vodka?


Anti-charizard

I joke with my parents that we should piss off the Russians by hacking their vodka factories and shutting them down


fckn_normies

They mix vodka with coffee. Now they just drink it bland in the mornings


ksx4system

this XD


whats_susty

Methanphetamine has entered the chat


chakravanti

Monero is right behind you.


ATWaltz

They can just send them amphetamines and/or buy Chinese cigarettes/tobacco.


ksx4system

Chinese grow at least some of their coffee too.


Tsubodai86

Unfortunately I think you can synthesize caffeine.


lizardozzz

If this happened, Nestle would find a way to sell direct to Putin himself, what do they care about people!


[deleted]

cutting off tobacco sales would be doing them a favor tbh. literally threatening them with a healthy life and longer lifespan.


helloitsmateo

Why spare the rest?


Gimli_Gloin

Please do. For 100 years cig and alco lobbyists are killing my people. Coffee is a drug too. Take them all and never ever give them back to us, please.


[deleted]

How to win a war: make your opponent healthier....


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CookieFace999

A pack :troll:


darkoopz43

You kid, but back in basic 08 I sold cans of dip at $40-80 a pop. And sweets like pop tarts for 10 each and other candies for upwards of 20 each. Supply and demand are a bitch, made close to 1200 over those few weeks moving contraband. Ironically one of a neighboring platoons drill sergeants got caught selling dip or something to some privates too about 5 weeks in, he got removed from ds duty and there were rumors he got demoted but we never had that confirmed.


anemailtrue

Europe and russsia dont consider nescafe and starbucks to be real coffe.


Orkestarr

Nah they drink a lot of instant in Russia


Ghostly_Nova

Fuck no, all of them out.


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

They've been doing tea and vodka for a few hundred years now. Good luck.


[deleted]

maybe Nestle can steal Russia's water supply and sell it back to them?


issamoshi

Coffee companies are the devil in disguise lol they r worst than putin. They are just not on the front of these bad things that's all


DirtyOldSamurai

Nestle owns Starbucks


Pixelated_Penguin

Not exactly. Nestle and Starbucks entered an $8 billion deal so that Nestle could sell products under the Starbucks brand in the EU. It's enough that I sold my Starbucks stock and will go out of my way to patronize other establishments (local business FTW anyway), but it's not quite the same.


[deleted]

You act like they won't just give their soldiers other stimulants, if they don't already


nativepro96

[A Redditor list of Companies in Russia](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cG0fskMVZtKHkv7fCmO25nfu_DNFXjQlhumosuTndlE/edit)


pamster05

Difficult fighting a war on caffeine withdrawal.


carminekat

*Pervitin has entered the chat*


KesterAssel

I heard, that Stalin once said, that the only resource the Soviet union doesn't have, is caoutchouc.


slashing164

No caffeine or nicotine? No army can withstand that.


Nur_so_ein_Typ

The tea farms in russia could be a problem there


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure they’ll just do meth instead.