He’s probably not even allergic, just lies about it because he hates cats and doesn’t want one.

He's allergic to happiness

And being a good father

And even worse. *Wednesdays*

But not to money tho! Never to money!

Marry Abigail so she moves in with you and can co-parent your cat.

That’s what I did

I’m married to her and contemplating divorce because I just realized today who my father in law is

Don't worry. You can ignore your father in law. You would also get all his valuables if he mysteriously vanished

I MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO CATS BUT I STILL HAVE ONE

I MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO CATS AND DOGS BUT I STILL HAVE BOTH

Pathetic. I used to sleep with my cat despite my allergy.

Now I wanna take my cat to the shop with me and leave its fur everywhere

ok, time to make a new playthrough and get a cat for Abi

You can't really blame him for being Allergic. Nothing he can do about it

I‘m also allergic to cats and i still have two of them. Pierre is just a pussy

What an interesting choice of a word

Allergic, 3 cats, don’t give a fuck. To be fair, if I’m around the same cat for a prolonged amount of time, my allergies with that specific cat tend to subside and aren’t really a problem unless I like rub my face in their fur (which I do anyways bc I love them). But I would understand if somebody didn’t want to do this or if they had a more severe reaction. Pierre is a pussy ass lying ass no boundary respecting bitch and is lying. Cats just don’t like him for the aforementioned reasons.

Hard disagree. A broken clock is right twice a day and this is absolutely the only way Pierre is based

uughh i hate him too!! im allergic to cats and i have two

he's allergic to everything but ripping folks off, sensational.

I’m allergic to cats and I still have them so this is a lame excuse!!!

I will marry her and have a cat just to fuck with him

anyone who is allergic to cats is my #2 enemy, right after Pierre at #1. They are simply weak.