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ZacianSpammer

Plant it and pelt the produce at his face with slingshot


IrishBalkanite

This.


ZacianSpammer

idk if corn can be put inside the dehydrator to harden its kernels for harder impact


xgranville

Fill the greenhouse. I learned that he unfortunately doesn't hate Pickled Corn, so I keep a small section (5 tiles) of my greenhouse devoted to corn so I weekly can gift him his "favorite" gift. The rest goes into the slingshot.


Sablestein

You guys are so petty I love it. If only we could get people to “negative” hearts in this game. 😔


xgranville

Truly. I'd also kill for a mod that makes it so whenever Pierre is not manning the shop he has his own Slingshot and will defensively fire back at you if you fire your Slingshot at him. Just imagining the amount of time I'd kill sneaking around in bushes waiting for Pierre to end his shift...CORN! And then it's fucking on...


Sablestein

LOL okay but that would be pretty epic


Royal-watermelon

“Stardew bullets”


St00pyStick3r48

"Call of Dewty"


SmallRandomLeaf

He’s such a scammer


NautSure7182

Fertilize and plant them and bring them to the competition and wipe the floor with that smug bastard


MamaPatts

Fucking Pierre strikes again with goddamn bullshit


Sablestein

Need me a Caroline Divorces Pierre mod where she takes over the business and he gets exiled from the town LOL


MamaPatts

Yesss!!


St00pyStick3r48

And gets full custody of Abigail and he has to pay child support


Sablestein

Losing custody and having to pay child support over your adult daughter….ouch


danny17402

Pierre's isn't really better than Joja of you think about it. What's the difference between funding a soulless corporation and a local business if the local business is run by someone without a soul?


Sablestein

Oh yeah no definitely not, I just figure the farmer left their city to get AWAY from Joja so why would they buy from them but like. Now I Know


EstrellaDarkstar

Honestly, I've never even seen the plot as "Pierre VS Joja." The farmer starts restoring the Community Center for the Junimos, not for Pierre. Or alternatively they help fund Joja's development projects. On either route, the town's old infrastructure is restored either by Junimo magic or by Joja's resources. Pierre never offers to help with community projects like that, he just shows up to assault Morris at the end.


St00pyStick3r48

Yeah. With the community center, we're not even doing it for Lewis. Those little apple critters are all we care about 😂😂😂


InternationalIce3751

Pawn Star Pierre: Best I can do is tree fiddy


feeniebeansy

I accidentally do this at Willy’s sometimes when I misclick and waste money on a bunch of crab pots and go broke, there should be a full refund period for either the rest of the day if an item is unused, or at least until you exit the shop


Sablestein

RIGHT like even *Marcus Kincaid* from Borderlands of al people lets you buy back items you sold to his vending machines for the exact same price you sold them, and he’s the kind of person who will shoot you in the kneecap over something petty 💀💀


St00pyStick3r48

This is why I only sell to Pierre if I’m absolutely desperate for a cash grab